Tag: Florida
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Tuesday Florida Follies Open Comments
Time to once again celebrate the hangy-downy state, the land of the Gators, the spawning ground of the wild hamousians. First up, we have Mr. Jeffrey Eugene Alan “Hard as Life” Southwell, 38, of Gainesville. Our protagonist has been arrested for attempted murder of his girlfriend. That is not the noteworthy part. It seems that…
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Tuesday Sunshine Roundup Open Comments
Our host seems to be a little stressed of late, so let’s take him on a trip home to cheer him up. First up, a Crestview man locked his girlfriend in a shed and threw cottage cheese at her. Must be some sort of cracker mating ritual. Then we have a couple of Broward County…
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Thursday Florida Cracker Open Comments
In honor of our host, we have a roundup of weird news items from everyone’s favorite loony-bin: Florida lived up to its reputation for being an odd state in 2010, with residents committing stupid crimes, making poor decisions and exhibiting general weirdness. . There was the man pulled over in Manatee County who claimed the…