Dogs And Stupid Cats

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57 responses to “Dogs And Stupid Cats”

  1. Super Dave Avatar
    Super Dave

    First!
    Mornin’ Gang

  2. wagonburner Avatar
    wagonburner

    Speaking of dogs…

    Lazarus or Rasputin?

  3. El Gordo Avatar

    Just scroll down and read the reviews of the shirt – be warned, there is no way you can avoid making the purchase after what you read.
    http://www.amazon.com/The-Mountain-Three-Short-Sleeve/dp/B007I4HI1K/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1412600607&sr=8-1&keywords=3+wolf+shirt

  4. Super Dave Avatar
    Super Dave

    Really?

    “I think we’re looking at kind of a 30-year war,” he says, one that will have to extend beyond Islamic State to include emerging threats in Nigeria, Somalia, Yemen, Libya and elsewhere.
    In his first interview about his new book, Worthy Fights: A Memoir of Leadership in War and Peace, Panetta argues that decisions made by President Obama over the past three years have made that battle more difficult — an explosive assessment by a respected policymaker of the president he served.

  5. Bonecrusher Avatar
    Bonecrusher

    #5: the problem is the muzzy brohood and its like offshoots. Egypt had been after them since the 1920s. When Mubarak started getting tough and dealing with them appropriately (killing them) the idiots in this country insisted that he had to go. It is just as stupid as waiting till a known cancer spreads before minimal treatment begins.

  6. mharper42 Avatar
    mharper42

    Whaddayamean, CCL??
    /sniffle

  7. wagonburner Avatar
    wagonburner

    It is just as stupid as waiting till a known cancer spreads before minimal treatment begins.

    It’s worse. It’s like encouraging the cancer and causing even more to arise while weakening the healthy part of the body

  8. wagonburner Avatar
    wagonburner

    #3 fats
    The 1-star reviews are the best.

  9. mharper42 Avatar
    mharper42

    One of the Liberians who was in contact with Duncan, but has not been quarantined in isolation like the 4 from the apartment where he became ill, said:

    “Since the whole thing occurred, nobody has come to visit.”

    http://www.washingtonpost.com/local/as-ebola-patient-in-texas-fights-for-his-life-his-family-copes-with-stigma-and-isolation/2014/10/05/d3c8b2ac-4cc7-11e4-8c24-487e92bc997b_story.html

  10. Bonecrusher Avatar
    Bonecrusher

    #10: Imagine that, a stigma associated with a contagious deadly disease.

  11. squawkbox Avatar

    Your butt is wide, well mine is too
    Just watch your mouth or I’ll sit on you
    The word is out, better treat me right
    ‘Cause I’m the king queen of cellulite

    And it is all your fault

    Five ft 7 Christina from Wigan – who has a BMI of 58 (the healthy range is 18-25) says:

    “I hate being overweight but it’s not my fault – healthy food is too expensive. A bag of apples costs the same as a multipack of crisps but I can’t afford both.
    (CIRCUMCISED)
    “I need more benefits to eat healthily and exercise and it would be good if the government offered a cash incentive for me to lose weight. I’d like to get £1 for every pound I lose.

  12. Bonecrusher Avatar
    Bonecrusher

    #13 Squawk: I think the gene pool needs some chlorine. The obvious end result of socialism.

  13. Tedtam Avatar

    The clouds over head went from massive, puffy, white, and southwest to overhead, dark gray, and threatening in about 15 minutes. I came home from the shop and store, dumped my groceries, and grabbed my garden seeds. Since I cleared 3 beds yesterday, I wanted to get the seeds out before the rain hit. Screw the counting out and measuring per square foot – I was scattering those suckers and raking over ’em as fast as I could. I started feeling some drops as I started bed #3. Finished asap, got inside as I heard some far off thunder, and now it’s raining steadily.

    Since the plumber forgot to put a hose bib on the back of the Dome, I either have to run 150+ feet of hose (which has now become a bastardized version of sprinkler hose – I need to get some new stuff) or lug gallons of water by hand. I much prefer if God pees on my garden. It’s easier.

    /back to the grindstone

  14. wagonburner Avatar
    wagonburner

    Has Kim the Youngest come down with something more serious than jaundice? Like heavy metal poisoning? Or Sudden Acute Imprisonment Syndrome?

  15. wagonburner Avatar
    wagonburner

    Since the plumber forgot to put a hose bib on the back of the Dome

    Hope you didn’t pay him much.

  16. Tedtam Avatar

    While I was out driving this morning, I saw something weird. The radio gave a short burst of static at the same time I noticed a silvery white streak either go along a stretch of power line across the street, or it was something just in eyesight line with the power line in the clouds behind it.

    Don’t know what it was, and I was about to discount it as a trick of the eye – except for the static that accompanied it.

  17. Tedtam Avatar

    Since the plumber forgot to put a hose bib on the back of the Dome

    Hope you didn’t pay him much.

    I feel like I’m still paying him today… /sigh

  18. Shannon Avatar
    Shannon

    Saturday morning cartoons are now in the dustbin of history. From what I can tell, the time slot is now used for enviro-brainwashing.

  19. Bonecrusher Avatar
    Bonecrusher

    #16: I wonder if the dogs are getting hungry? Turnabout is fair play.

  20. squawkbox Avatar

    Well here ya go. A semi comprehensive list of what is considered racist as of Oct 3. Read the linked stories to see some real insanity.

  21. wagonburner Avatar
    wagonburner

    A coupla wimmins’ colleges are now admitting at least seven different gender “identities”.

    Appears that the only people who cannot attend are males who identify as males and females who both identify as male and have had the required surgery to legally “become” a male. Females that only identify as male are free to attend.

  22. Super Dave Avatar
    Super Dave

    #2 Hey my neck-o-the woods, I also know the Vet, my sister-in-law works for him.

  23. mharper42 Avatar
    mharper42

    A puzzling Drudge headline:

    Scientists grow penises…

    I’d’a thought more than half of them already had one.

  24. Bonecrusher Avatar
    Bonecrusher

    #25 M42: All except for those who endorse mmgw, yet appear as male.

  25. mharper42 Avatar
    mharper42

    #15 TT
    I got caught by surprise too. Didn’t expect any rain till mid-afternoon. Was up on the stepladder trimming some branches that were drooping onto the garage roof. I had just finished that and put the ladder away when we got a sudden shower. Now it’s wet and humid outside so I guess I’m done for the day.

  26. Sarge Avatar

    Connecticut has finally found out what went wrong a Sandy Hook, and how to fix it.

    In Connecticut, Governor Dannel P. Malloy’s Sandy Hook Advisory Commission has returned a curious and controversial draft recommendation: the state should increase its oversight of homeschooled children with emotional or behavioral challenges.

    The decision, was rendered by representatives of the Party of Science and was, of course, based entirely on the Scientific Method.

    “The facts leading up to this incident support the notion [that there is a] risk in not addressing the social and emotional learning needs of [homeschooled] children.” Schwartz admitted that the commission didn’t have access to Lanza’s school files and medical records. But he maintained that those records would support the commission’s proposals.

  27. wagonburner Avatar
    wagonburner

    #2 Hey my neck-o-the woods, I also know the Vet, my sister-in-law works for him.

    You sure? That dog looked like he had all four legs and wasn’t blind in one eye.

  28. Tedtam Avatar

    It’s really dark and stormy here. The pecans are starting to get knocked out of the trees.

    /dreading the hordes invading our neighborhood

  29. Hamous Avatar

    Had a nasty storm roll through Joisy Village. Ripped the front door offen our brand new digs.

  30. mharper42 Avatar
    mharper42

    We had a brief strong windy storm pass through, doesn’t seem to have damaged anything. The temp dropped to 70 degrees (from the 82 when I was working outside earlier) and remains at 70. If it weren’t so soggy now, I’d go do more yard work.
    🙂

  31. Bonecrusher Avatar
    Bonecrusher

    Nary a drop here in Glorious (and dry) Copperfield.

  32. Hamous Avatar

    If Three Wolves aren’t your thing, how ’bout Laser Eye Space Cat?

  33. squawkbox Avatar

    Got half an inch here in the sticks. I checked the radar before the storm hit and watched a frontal boundary moving south collide with a frontal boundary moving north. That mess converged right over Conroe, got stronger and moved y’alls way. Pretty amazing thing to see on the radar.

  34. squawkbox Avatar

    how ’bout Laser Eye Space Cat?

    Farting a rainbow.

    I just ordered one.

  35. Hamous Avatar

    Captain Catnis McKittykins is depicted here making rainbows. He’s not shooting lasers from his eyes, he’s actually soaking up all of the negativity from some Amazon reviewers, churning it to good and then blowing it out his glorious rainbow-gassing butt. Awesome.

  36. squawkbox Avatar

    Did you get the matching leggings?

    Didn’t have my size darn it.

  37. Super Dave Avatar
    Super Dave

    About an inch of hard rain in Clear Lake.

  38. Bonecrusher Avatar
    Bonecrusher

    The goat-raping Iranian scumbag terrorists (but I repeat myself) have stubbed their toe again.

    HEADLINE:Report: Two dead after explosion in Iranian nuclear facility

  39. Shannon Avatar
    Shannon

    Strange day on the Hambone site.

    • Scientists Grow Penises

    • Got a half inch out here in the sticks.

  40. Shannon Avatar
    Shannon

    Oh. Nevermind.

  41. Sarge Avatar

    Super Dave says:
    OCTOBER 6, 2014 AT 3:28 PM
    About an inch of hard rain in Clear Lake.

    Dang.

    We just got the wet kind over here.

  42. Sarge Avatar

    Bonecrusher says:
    OCTOBER 6, 2014 AT 4:26 PM
    The goat-raping Iranian scumbag terrorists (but I repeat myself) have stubbed their toe again.

    HEADLINE:Report: Two dead after explosion in Iranian nuclear facility

    I don’t think that’s the Iranians stubbing their toes so much as it is the Israelis smashing ’em with a hammer.

  43. wagonburner Avatar
    wagonburner

    About an inch of hard rain in Clear Lake

    I believe that’s called “hail”.

  44. Bonecrusher Avatar
    Bonecrusher

    #47: Either way, its a good day:>)

  45. Bonecrusher Avatar
    Bonecrusher

    I prepared a meal for me and the Mrs. of pan seared salmon fillets, steamed broccolli and a sweet tater.
    The tater was sliced laterally almost all the way through, kind of like tater chips, then covered with butter and dusted with kosher salt and fresh ground pepper. Baked in the oven at 425F for about 45 mins.
    Pretty darned good.

  46. Super Dave Avatar
    Super Dave

    OK it’s all Hamous’ fault, I sat down with my little psychotic dawg and cranked up the lap-top and the very FIRST thing that popped up on Drudge was “Space Kitten Women’s Leggings”! Why couldn’t I get the underwear models that mharper was complaining about?

  47. mharper42 Avatar
    mharper42

    I was stunned to find 1.6″ in the gauge today, didn’t realize it had rained that much. As far as I know, it was just the wet kind.

  48. mharper42 Avatar
    mharper42

    #53 Davy
    You need to click around more in Stan Burton’s FB page, no telling what might pop up.
    😀

  49. Super Dave Avatar
    Super Dave

    #53 Davy
    You need to click around more in Stan Burton’s FB page, no telling what might pop up.

    I don’t know, he has some real weird stuff,…I think that he likes wimmins with B…well, lets just say……nevermind. 😉

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