squack The Lion Putting His Best Moves On A Lioness

And the lioness responds.
lion bad pickup
He’s a real smooth-talkin’ debbil, that squack.


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  1. Shannon Avatar
    Shannon

    Wake up!!

  2. Super Dave Avatar
    Super Dave

    Third!!

  3. Hamous Avatar

    Saw a preview for a new TNT series “Cold Justice” last night and thought “That woman looks familiar.” How did I not know about this?

  4. Adee Avatar
    Adee

    Good morning Hamsters. Misty overnight with damp sidewalks and driveway, 73 at 6, and a whole 0.3″ in the rain gauge from yesterday. Will take that gladly and pray for more today.
    Methinks the lioness above is rolling on the ground laughing. πŸ™‚

  5. Shannon Avatar
    Shannon

    Methinks the lioness above is rolling on the ground laughing.

    Yes. As Squawk stands there with a look of pained resignation.

  6. Sarge Avatar

    Let’s look at our two top Democrat contenders for 2016, Hillary Clinton and Joe Biden. Hillary (born in 1947) represents the party’s youth wing and Biden (born in 1942) represents the party’s ability to stick hair plugs and dentures on a learning-disabled sea urchin and address it as β€œMr. Vice President.”

  7. Sarge Avatar

    Dang.

    Pro football player Joe Montana is confirmed to have died in a single vehicle car accident. One other male passenger in the 2012 BMW driven by Joe Montana has been transported to a local California hospital and is reported to be in serious condition.

  8. Shannon Avatar
    Shannon

    Just yesterday heard Joe on Ingraham’s radio program.

  9. Bonecrusher Avatar
    Bonecrusher

    This simply offs me with urine.

    HEADLINE: Sales Of Public Data To Marketers Can Mean Big $$ For Governments
    DENVER (CBS4) – Roughly 60 percent of the mail we get can be classified as junk mail, but sometimes that flood of mail seems nonstop, and the pitches are often unsettlingly specific. This tends to happen particularly after major life events.
    A CBS4 Investigation has uncovered that government agencies at all levels are selling personal information to marketing companies.
    Eric Meer is a small business owner who works out of his home in Denver’s Stapleton neighborhood. Meer says he was deluged by direct mail after registering his small business with the Colorado Secretary of State. He says many of the ads he received were deceptive asking him to pay fees that he wasn’t required to pay.

    Wrong on so many levels. We are the most over-marketed society in history. I have no problem with trying to earn a buck, but crimeny, can you give the average joe 6 pack a break for cryin out loud? When you call to activate a new credit card (and many times you have to call to activate it) they force you to listen to their stupid promotional crap so that you can use your card – for which they derive a percentage at each and every use. Go into Gallery Furniture (never again for me) and you will hear Flatulous Mac get on the PA system and encourage people to buy more crap! Izzit possible to watch 2 hours of TV and not see an ad for Progressive Insurance? We are so overwhelmed with advertising and marketing that it all becomes noise and disinformation.

  10. Bonecrusher Avatar
    Bonecrusher

    #9 Sarge: Grossly unfair and derogatory to sea urchins.

  11. Bonecrusher Avatar
    Bonecrusher

    It looks like Gramnesty has finally wissed off enough Rs.

    HEADLINE: Challengers to South Carolina Senator Are Lining Up on the Right
    /snip
    Conservatives in South Carolina are eager to oust Mr. Graham, who has enraged the far right for, among other things, reaching across the aisle on immigration and supporting President Obama’s nominations for the Supreme Court. Tea Party supporters called him a community organizer for the Muslim Brotherhood when, instead of heading home for the Congressional break this month, he went to Egypt at the request of the president.

    Hey Lindsey-boy, ask Dick Lugie how it feels to take your state for granted, you POS.

  12. texanadian Avatar
    texanadian

    Looks like things are going to get ugly in NYC. Morning all.

    Nypd beat cops posted a police-union warning in every precinct yesterday instructing officers not to go above and beyond the call of duty β€” or risk losing their jobs because of the new stop-and-frisk laws, The Post has learned.
    β€œAll officers should take action if he or she sees a crime in progress, or if he or she sees that his or her life or the life of another person is in danger . . . [But] all officers should be careful not to initiate any law-enforcement action that could be construed as violating the new legislation and subject the officer to legal action,” read the memo by Patrolmen’s Benevolent Association president Patrick Lynch.

    http://secondcitycop.blogspot.ca/

  13. Shannon Avatar
    Shannon

    Damn capitalism is so frikking annoying.

  14. Shannon Avatar
    Shannon

    NYC is going to go back to pre-Giuliani days.

  15. Simple Simon Avatar
    Simple Simon

    14 Boney,
    Is OFF button on your TV Set malfunctioning? I got tired of the same things myself and found that turning it off makes the evening hours much more enjoyable.
    We have to work every evening with our Grandaughter on homework. Ms Simple and I found the noise from the TV distracted her. We turned it off a couple of years ago and let the DVR record anything of value; this allows us to hyperzoom thru the commercials.
    Simple

  16. squawkbox Avatar

    Re: Open comments picture
    Dayammmm where’d ya get the pic of me and the Mrs. When I asked her out the first time?
    MUHWAHAAAAAHAAAA

  17. Bonecrusher Avatar
    Bonecrusher

    Is OFF button on your TV Set malfunctioning?

    Uh, no it is not malfunctioning. Perhaps you missed the thrust of the post: it is that we are over-marketed in all forms, it is an invasion wherever we go and many different media are used.

  18. Bonecrusher Avatar
    Bonecrusher

    This is a place from which the US needs to avoid like the plague. AlQueerda (think Muzzy Bro’hood) muzzies are warring against Alawhite muzzies and they are killing each other. Both sides are extremely hostile to US and Israeli interests, so let them kill each other. There is no good that can come from the US intervening in any way.
    The fact that JugEars made his stupid “red line” comment in the throws of a heated political campaign does not change the reality of what I posted a few lines above. His buffoonery is now on full display and the insult to his pride will cause the needless deaths to some of our brave soldiers and a further depletion of our treasure for no benefit to America or its citizenry.

  19. mharper42 Avatar
    mharper42

    #21 Squawks

    When I asked her out the first time

    Back when y’all were 18? Or the second time around?
    πŸ™‚

  20. mharper42 Avatar
    mharper42

    Not everyone will be able to see this, but if you can, it is magical!
    P.S. Note that BSue is still laughing.

  21. mharper42 Avatar
    mharper42

    60 Minutes reran a story on shopping mall social media wifi marketing, where you walk into the coffee shop, facial recognition software in the store cameras spots you, and sends you a text offering a sale price on your favorite honey bun.

  22. Shannon Avatar
    Shannon

    Check out Professor Reynolds’ column in USA Today about our rulers.
    Stop privileges for government officials

  23. Tedtam Avatar

    Napoleon lives in the White House.

  24. mharper42 Avatar
    mharper42

    A link, a link, my kingdom for a link! Oh rats, I’ll go goooogle it up myself.
    http://www.usatoday.com/story/opinion/2013/08/26/constitution-government-officials-privileges-column/2696945/

  25. mharper42 Avatar
    mharper42

    The big cat cat loose in Detroit was shot by someone who then threw it in the trash. Its now-distraught, irresponsible owners should be shot themselves. Don’t keep a large scary animal in the city if you are not able to keep it confined and safe. I am not aware that they stepped forward when the news broke about big mystery cat and said it sounded like their escaped pet. Morons.
    /spits

  26. squawkbox Avatar

    See the setup? What could possibly go wrong? This is why the Marines are under the Navies supervision. Now the Marines are really going to need a baby sitter.
    Obama: Military Sexual Assault ‘Undermines’ What We Stand For

    But his comments about sexual assault to roughly 3,000 Marines and Navy members highlighted another problem that has dogged in the military: high levels of sexual assault among the armed forces.
    The Pentagon reported in May that there had been a 37 percent jump in cases of unwanted sexual contact in the military from 2011 to 2012, from gropings to rape. Sixty people have been removed from jobs as military recruiters, drill instructors and victims counselors as a result of screenings order following the report.
    “I want you to hear it directly from me, the commander-in-chief,” Obama said. “It undermines what this military stands for and it undermines what the Marine Corps stands for when sexual assault takes place within.”

    Okay chillren play nice or Big Daddy will have to come and put you into time out.
    But wait it gets better. what could possibly go wrong. big Daddy has already told them to behave.
    Marines to open infantry training to enlisted women

    The Marine Corps will allow enlisted women to participate in basic infantry training beginning this fall as part of ongoing research to determine what additional ground combat jobs may open to female personnel.

    Ongoing research? Ya’ll can rehash reopen the military as a social experiment debate. I am bored with that argument.

    New enlisted female Marines will volunteer for spots in the service’s Infantry Training Battalion, mirroring a related effort allowing new female lieutenants to enroll in the Corps’ Infantry Officer Course, according to an official planning document obtained by Marine Corps Times. Titled “Assignment of Women in Combat Units,” the document is dated Aug. 16.
    “Female Marines will have the opportunity to go through the same infantry training course as their male counterparts,” the document states. However, as with the research involving female officers, “female enlisted Marines who successfully complete infantry training as part of this research process will not be assigned infantry as a military occupational specialty and will not be assigned to infantry units.”

    Will not be assigned to infantry units? That is so much bull****. When the Air Force agreed to let women become pilots they were to serve in non-combat roles. Well guess what kiddies in 1993 the policy was rescinded. (Google it for your self.) If women are trained as infantry they will sooner or later be assigned to fill duties on the combat lines. I could regale you with tales of how the Air Force and Army routinely use women in front line security duties in combat zones, but it is not worth my time.
    Oh and I really like this next story
    DoD extends benefits to same-sex couples
    Now we all know this is OLD NEWS, but this is almost too funny to believe as real, but there it is in a Marine publication for public consumption

    The Department of Defense plans to extend benefits to same-sex spouses of service members and DoD civilian employees.
    In an Aug. 14 press release, the Defense Department announced spousal and family benefits will be available no later than Sept. 3 as long as service members provide valid marriage certificates.

    Ah that is nice they gotta be married. But wait!!!! What if they ain’t married?

    TRICARE enrollment, basic allowance for housing and family separation allowance will be retroactive to June 26, 2013, the date of the Supreme Court’s ruling. For members married after June 26, entitlements begin the day of the marriage.
    Although benefits and entitlements are now equal to their male-female married counterparts, there still exists the unique situation that same-sex couples must first find a state that permits them to marry.

    Yeah that could be problematic. But as i said last night the military is embracing the worst of moral society. The DoD is gonna help em out. Nothing like extending even more special privileges.

    Department plans to allow same-sex couples to take nonchargeable leave in order to travel to an area where they can get legally married.

    And who does the beaufort.marines.mil website will be most grateful, most to benefit from this happy benevolence?

    Marines may be especially grateful for such a benefit since many East Coast Marine Corps bases are located in states that don’t currently allow same-sex couples to marry. West Coast Marines shouldn’t need to travel much, as California is one of the 13 states that permit same-sex marriages.

    So Simon you go right ahead reliving those wonderful days waking up drunk in a sewer ditch. Welcome to the new Marines. I cannot wait to read how you try to spin this off.

  27. Shannon Avatar
    Shannon

    25 mharp
    We now understand why he avoids portrait photography.
    /shiver

  28. mharper42 Avatar
    mharper42

    Someone with keys to the executive restroom on the 3rd floor has edited the link in my #25.
    Oh no, has Squawkie disinherited er er I mean unfriended me?

  29. Super Dave Avatar
    Super Dave

    #16 bones, I posted that (#21) Yestiddy.

  30. Adee Avatar
    Adee

    #21 Squawk
    πŸ™‚

  31. Simple Simon Avatar
    Simple Simon

    22 Boney,
    You think what we have here is over-marketing! Try a stroll thru a middle-eastern open air market! Those folk know how to aggressively market.
    Simple

  32. Simple Simon Avatar
    Simple Simon

    32 Mr Seagull,
    I was only a simple NCO. Trying to divine the wisdom in orders that came from above was outside my paygrade.
    As long as it was not blatantly illegal…I would snap to attention and say “Aye Aye Sir”.
    We had gays in the Marines during my time. There was this one Gunnery Sgt we called “Gunny TwinkleToes”, but just not to his face. He was a scrawny little guy of 5’7″ or so and probably 140 lbs, but an expert in hand to hand fighting. I suspect he could slice and dice you with his Kabar faster than Vince’s (How to you like my nuts?) Lil Choppy.
    Women in combat? Not a problem for me today…I am too old to be running around the jungle chasing bad guys, but if they can carry their load and won’t run when things get hairy; then I would have no problem serving with any Marine that can tote the note.
    Simple

  33. texanadian Avatar
    texanadian

    This is a sad commentary on our world. Unfortunately I think it is true.
    http://althouse.blogspot.ca/2013/08/i-forgot-my-phone.html

  34. Simple Simon Avatar
    Simple Simon

    8 Hamous
    Great picture, but is it possible that the cartoonist got it a little wrong. Shouldn’t the caption read “Left Wing Extremists” if we consider it from the perspective of the times?
    Consider the definition of Left Wing

    The political terms Left and Right were coined during the French Revolution (1789–1799), referring to the seating arrangement in the Estates General: those who sat on the left generally opposed the monarchy and supported the revolution, including the creation of a republic and secularization, while those on the right were supportive of the traditional institutions of the Old Regime. Use of the term “Left” became more prominent after the restoration of the French monarchy in 1815 when it was applied to the “Independents”.

    Simple

  35. Adee Avatar
    Adee

    #37 mharper42
    Neil Armstrong died a year ago. RIP. And now he knows the secrets of the Universe.

  36. Shannon Avatar
    Shannon

    Mharp
    I think Tooterboy done hacked the blog!

  37. Tedtam Avatar

    He doesn’t know when to shut up, does he?

    “We were just talking with some folks earlier about the fact that, for a lot of people, it will be cheaper than your cell phone bill,” Obama explained.

    Yeah, ‘splain that one to the multitudes who are losing their insurance coverage.

  38. Shannon Avatar
    Shannon

    29 mharp
    Sometimes I cannot provide a link because some MORON web site managers do not provide a button for me to go to the Full Site. Which means I am stuck on the site’s mobile version. Then, when I provide a link to the site’s mobile version, it doesn’t work for you PC users. And then Hammie unjustly calls me a Fanboy. And then I get mad and tell him to bite me.

  39. squawkbox Avatar

    mharper42
    You can lampoon me to your hearts content, If you can photoshop me kissin on Barack i do not care. My wife’s visage transferred to this or any blog is off limits period end of story.
    Here is a warning. I lost a good friend because I did not respect something he posted on his facebook page. The man is respectful to me and I am grateful, but I have lost his friendship and that hurts because I broke trust. You would do well leaving Facebook stuff on Facebook

  40. Bonecrusher Avatar
    Bonecrusher

    #35 SD: I guess that knowledge got lost in the caverns of my mind.

  41. mharper42 Avatar
    mharper42

    Squawk, only those who have access to your FB account could see anything at that link. Most Hamsters are not in FB. That said, point taken, and my apologies.

  42. mharper42 Avatar
    mharper42

    #42 Adee

    Neil Armstrong died a year ago.

    I’m getting punk’d a lot. Need to pay more attention.
    Hey, is it too late to pretend like I did notice the date 2012, but posted as a gag?
    No?

  43. mharper42 Avatar
    mharper42

    #44 TT

    for a lot of people, it will be cheaper than your cell phone bill,” Obama explained.

    Those are prolly the folks for whom both health care and cell phones will be free.

  44. Katfish Avatar

    #46 –

    You would do well leaving Facebook stuff on Facebook

    SHEER PROFUNDITY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (and yet another of the 314,597,684,000 reasons why facebook is E V I L! ) *no smiley*

  45. squawkbox Avatar

    #39 Composed of a single element; not compound Simon
    Whut a roll of bologna

    Trying to divine the wisdom in orders that came from above was outside my paygrade.

    You have been out of the service for how long? And you cannot see the direction this is going? This is the Marine corpse you served under? The men of the Marines I proudly worked with in Germany would have a heart attack reading these new rules and they are Marine to the core of their soul. Whut did they do in your boot, perform a lobotomy as part of your indoctrination?
    /Oh good choice of words Squawk!! Pat self on back
    indoctrinate |inˈdΓ€ktrΙ™ΛŒnāt|
    verb [ with obj. ]
    teach (a person or group) to accept a set of beliefs uncritically:

  46. Shannon Avatar
    Shannon

    Uh oh. You woke up Katfish.

  47. Hamous Avatar

    Neil Armstrong died a year ago.

    He was killed in a car wreck with Joe Montana. Or was it Tony Montana. Maybe Tony Soprano. Heck, I don’t know. Wait, it was Neil Young?

  48. wagonburner Avatar
    wagonburner

    Buzz Lightyear

  49. Simple Simon Avatar
    Simple Simon

    53 Mr Seagull
    You wrote:

    Whut did they do in your boot, perform a lobotomy as part of your indoctrination?

    About 10 seconds after my arrival at MCRD San Diego, lo these many years ago, I was fairly certain that my supply of common sense was severely depleted. Just who were these crazy people and what are they yelling at me for?
    A few years later I was one of the crazy people at Parris Island yelling at similar hapless souls. The boot camp for the WM’s (dubya memms) was also on Parris Island. They were largely segregated from the rest of the island with a separate mess and drill field. Their boot camp was disciplined, but lacking in any meaningful combat arms training. It was kind of like Air Force boot camp. They were taught how to march in step, fold their clothes, and had some mild PT.
    It is slightly different today. The WM’s go thur a rigorous boot camp that stresses combat arms training. It makes good sense, given the asymetrical types of wars we are engaged in now. There are no European “front lines” anymore.
    I would rather the WM’s be able to use a weapon should the “safe” perimeter be penetrated; after all one of the oldest traditions in the Marine Corps is that every Marine is a rifleman. There is no “thats not my job!”.
    Simple

  50. squawkbox Avatar

    my supply of common sense was severely depleted

    Hmmm still is

    A few years later I was one of the crazy people at Parris Island yelling at similar hapless souls.

    yeah I wore the hat too.

    It is slightly different today.

    Oh? Ya think?
    And after all that mealy mouth quatch you still have not answered my premise that the new rules do not bode well for a well trained, well armed, well disciplined military. So rather than burn up valuable cyber paper on an all day internet circle jerk, I will put you on semi- permanent ignore so not to disturb your fairytale fantasy life.

  51. Simple Simon Avatar
    Simple Simon

    61 Mr Seagull,
    I worked with a service technician in our company who had some king sized cojones when it came to dealing with clients. Texaco Offshore was one of our more challanging clients and their platforms were not known to be overly burdened with creature comforts.
    This technician got into a beef with the platform supervisor and a heated argument went from the chow hall to the helicopter deck where our guy was going to depart the platform. The Texaco guy figured he would take a parting shot and told our technician that he would have him banned from all Texaco platforms in the Gulf of Mexico.
    Quickly and without missing a beat; our technician asked the Texaco supervisor if he really had that much stroke and if he did, would he please make sure it happened.
    I guess our guy figured that getting banned from all Texaco platforms wasn’t really punishment.
    If you must put me on permanent ignore; then I suppose you have no choice but to do so.
    Simple

  52. squawkbox Avatar

    Ya R E A L L Y wanna know why i think this country is toast.
    Listen to Hagel. unbelievable
    Military strikes on Syria ‘as early as Thursday,’ US officials say

  53. Shannon Avatar
    Shannon

    I accidentally fat-fingered and deleted Hamous comment at #58. I was able to copy it before it disappeared:

    About 10 years ago I saw flyer insert in the Heights Leader newspaper. At the top of the advert they congratulated Neil Armstrong on his Tour de France win.

  54. Shannon Avatar
    Shannon

    The Bellvile Times had Armstrong winning the bicycle race on the moon.
    Not really.

  55. Shannon Avatar
    Shannon

    So Barry is telegraphing his strike intentions in Syria.
    Brilliant!

  56. Shannon Avatar
    Shannon

    At least mcCain and the prissyboy from South Carolina will be standing with him.

  57. squawkbox Avatar

    Bush had the common sense to say okay we are coming for you, delay for a long while and then dropped the hammer. I was more taken back by Hagel saying these would prolly be very limited strikes just to send a message. Do these people not realize Iran and Russia are not playing games and have a few “messages” to send their own selves?
    Don’t answer that cause i already know.

  58. wagonburner Avatar
    wagonburner

    #64 Shannon
    SJL’s office issued a press release congratulating him for winning the Tour de Mars.

  59. wagonburner Avatar
    wagonburner

    Bronco will prolly fire just enough missiles to chap the Iranians real good but not enough to actually accomplish anything.
    The TSA will prolly jack the security up to Elmo.

  60. Hamous Avatar

    When Putin calls Mocha jesus to warn him not to interfere in Syria this is what he’ll hear on the other end of the phone.
    Benghazi, IRS, and NSA will magically go away.

  61. Simple Simon Avatar
    Simple Simon

    Let’s see. On one side we have Assad and Russian-Iranian backed forces (Shite) and on the other we have the insurgents who are largely Al Quadai (Sunni). They are merrily killing each other and we are going to try and stop this why?

    Watch the fires burning across the river.
    Delay entering the field of battle until all the other players have become exhausted fighting amongst themselves. Then go in at full strength and pick up the pieces. (The 36 Strategems)

  62. Adee Avatar
    Adee

    Snoopy Happy Dance here. At long last a real storm has parked over us for an hour and a half, seemingly the only one for miles around. Lightning and thunder enough to rattle the dishes in the cupboard a couple of times. Also more than enough to bring the mares close to the barn but unfortunately under a huge old pecan. Spouse’s 60′ ham radio tower near the barn and house is one huge lightning rod that covers the area both are in, though we’re not sure how far its influence actually extends beyond that.
    Hustled the mares in about 6:15 when there was a lull in the fireworks and got them settled, but on the way back to the house there was a big bolt and pretty quick very loud thunder not all that far away. The house is only 50′ from the barn and well under the protection of the ham tower, but you really don’t want to be out there when that happens. Felt like it was rocking the fillings in my teeth.
    Contessa came into the barn dragging a small branch caught in her tail, and all three were soaked. Well it was a nice soft rainwater bath for them. Removed the branch before heading back to the house. Still light rain at 7. Thank you, Lord.

  63. mharper42 Avatar
    mharper42

    Returning to my interrupted mea culpa tour, I would like to apologize to Neil Diamond for not noticing that he died a year ago.

  64. GJT Avatar
    GJT

    Some claim Elvis is dead too.

  65. Bonecrusher Avatar
    Bonecrusher

    #74 TT: Looks like a buncha Obeezelbubbama disciples.

  66. Bonecrusher Avatar
    Bonecrusher

    I think SS suffered a serious head wound in his service to our country; details of which that he has yet to share with us.

  67. Super Dave Avatar
    Super Dave

    Some claim Elvis is dead too.

    Nope, saw him at a “Stop & Rob” in south Alabama a few years ago. It was after midnight and he drove off in a 57 Caddy and had Sammy Davis Jr. with him?!?! πŸ˜‰

  68. GJT Avatar
    GJT

    I figured it’d be after midnight! πŸ˜€

  69. Super Dave Avatar
    Super Dave

    I figured it’d be after midnight!

    ‘Bout 2 o’clock and he had on them dang sunglasses. πŸ˜€

  70. Sarge Avatar

    After my faux pas of this morning, I had to check.
    Yep. Its official.

  71. Adee Avatar
    Adee

    Still dripping/misty at our place, rain gauge has 0.75″ in it. Yea. Our sprinkler system is turned off when God’s sprinkler system is on.
    G’night all.

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