The Full Monica

Full Monica Lewinsky sex tape with Bill Clinton released???

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  1. Katfish Avatar

    The ENQUIRER? Seriously? (of course not)
    Sadly this is the veritable epitome of what has become of our country………………

  2. Katfish Avatar

    OH!™ and Happy Satiddy Hamoustonians™ !!

  3. Katfish Avatar

    #2 – Oh no you aint Brother!! 🙂

  4. Super Dave Avatar
    Super Dave

    Fifth!!!
    What am I doing up soo early on a Satiddy?!?!
    Working today……. 🙁
    Mornin’ Gang

  5. Super Dave Avatar
    Super Dave

    Hey, I may be working but one of my guys is bringing Baracoa for breakfast this morning.
    That is some good stuff, I tell ya’.

  6. Adee Avatar
    Adee

    Good morning Hamsters. Moon still beautiful but not as large, 74 t 6 and dampish but likely from the sprinkler system. Certainly not from any rain. Promises, promises of that.
    Seems like the National Enquirer is rather like a blind squirrel that occasionally finds an acorn. As with John Edwards, ahem. Occasionally doing the work that MSM “journalists” won’t do. We shall see. Regardless, it will be entertaining. 🙂

  7. GJT Avatar
    GJT

    SD has guys? How come I don’t have any guys?
    /jus teasin SD

  8. Super Dave Avatar
    Super Dave

    SD has guys? How come I don’t have any guys?

    Well, I’m down to four, used to have seven before the cutbacks. Lost a couple of really great guys,…one to cancer. 🙁

  9. mharper42 Avatar
    mharper42

    What has become of our country? I’d say the Couch, at least, is in good shape when there are competing first comments at 4:47 a.m. And on a Saturday, at that.

  10. mharper42 Avatar
    mharper42

    Last night’s weather check suggested if I wanted to do any yard work, I should roll before 9 am, but as usual that prediction has slid to about 3 pm.

  11. mharper42 Avatar
    mharper42

    Have you seen these Chinese soup bowls? So handy when using chopsticks.

  12. Adee Avatar
    Adee

    #12 mharper42
    What next? How about a bowl that reads your messages etc. to you? This is even worse than people/kids in a restaurant waiting for the meal to come, hunched over their smart phones, oblivious to everyone else at the table, their faces bathed in the blue-white light from the screens. Looks very much like some sort of religious rite. Usually when the food comes at least they put the phones aside and might actually engage in rudimentary conversation. The younger generations are losing the ability to directly speak to one another or to folks of other generations. Pitiful, and a millstone around their necks in trying to find a job.

  13. mharper42 Avatar
    mharper42

    While I had breakfast, rain chances receded yet another hour. I’m suiting up and get ‘er done, if I can. I am craving some exercise, even in this heat.

  14. Bonecrusher Avatar
    Bonecrusher

    I’d say the Couch, at least, is in good shape when there are competing first comments at 4:47 a.m. And on a Saturday, at that.

    Aging prostates requiring frequent night time tinkle trips, difficulty sleeping/insomnia, yeah really healthy.

  15. Bonecrusher Avatar
    Bonecrusher

    I’ll believe the rain chances when my yard gets watered from the sky.

  16. Super Dave Avatar
    Super Dave

    #13 Adee

    The younger generations are losing the ability to directly speak to one another or to folks of other generations. Pitiful, and a millstone around their necks in trying to find a job.

    That’s the truth, and we have a whole generation that are doing this.

  17. wagonburner Avatar
    wagonburner

    hippie

  18. wagonburner Avatar
    wagonburner

    squack’s been looking a little scruffy(er?) lately. Being the kind, helpful giver that I am, I offer these grooming suggestions to help dear BSue, so she has something more pleasant to look at.

  19. Bonecrusher Avatar
    Bonecrusher

    #20: That is really friggen gay!

  20. mharper42 Avatar
    mharper42

    #15
    Competing prostates? 😥

  21. mharper42 Avatar
    mharper42

    Mountain gay?

  22. wagonburner Avatar
    wagonburner

    squack, gay? Surely you can’t be serious?

  23. wagonburner Avatar
    wagonburner

    #22 mh42
    At least it’s more polite than the usual p*$$ing contests.

  24. mharper42 Avatar
    mharper42

    Halfway mark in 45 mins, not bad for a 69-y.o. half cripple. It’s cloudy, the side of the yard I started on was in full shade, and there was a good breeze. I’m not even winded, but taking a hydration break. Checking the doppler, nothing very close, but guess something could pop up, I see that happening all over south Houston. I’d better go finish up.

  25. Shannon Avatar
    Shannon

    My PSA is very low and i don’t get up in the middle of the the night to pee, I’ll have you know!

  26. wagonburner Avatar
    wagonburner

    snarky comment about lack of he-parts self-deleted

  27. mharper42 Avatar
    mharper42

    4:47 am is not the middle of the night, in my books. 3 am, maybe. Say, why **were** you up at 4:47 on a Saaaaaturday?

  28. wagonburner Avatar
    wagonburner

    Kevin Williamson at NRO makes some interesting points about Bradley Chelsea Manning in specific and the transmission community in general.

    Dennis Avner was not a tiger, and Bradley Manning is not a woman. Mr. Manning, who upon his sentencing for his role in the WikiLeaks case announced that he desires to live out his days as a woman called Chelsea, is what he is, and no amount of pronoun play, psychotherapeutic doublespeak, or wishful thinking can make it otherwise.

  29. Bonecrusher Avatar
    Bonecrusher

    Dennis Avner was not a tiger, and Bradley Manning is not a woman

    While it may be true that BM is not a wimmin, he will likely be the beyotch in prison!

  30. Hamous Avatar

    I knew the jig was up when Warren Beatty’s daughter decided she wanted a sex change to become a man. But not just any man but a queer man. A woman has a “sex change” because she likes queer men? How muddled of a brain do you have to have to come up with that?

  31. Bonecrusher Avatar
    Bonecrusher

    The US needs to STAY THE WISS OUT OF SYRIA! While it is true that chemical weapons are being used, and likely by both sides, it is the AlQueerda/wahabbi/salafist mooslimes against the Alawhite/shia mooslimes killing each other. Neither side has ever demonstrated a willingness to even pretend to negotiate in good faith with any non-mooslime entity and they can not even deal with other mooslimes.
    The US is about to try to make a choice between poop and crap when the correct choice is to simply let them flush themselves.

  32. wagonburner Avatar
    wagonburner

    #32 hamous
    She wanted to be “male” but still able to drive a new VW beetle with a flower in the little vase.

  33. mharper42 Avatar
    mharper42

    #30 Pyro
    Way more than just interesting, reading that article has changed my mind about gender dysmorphic yada yada. I have just been convinced that it is in fact a type of mental illness, as Hammy has been saying ever since I can remember the topic coming up.

  34. Bonecrusher Avatar
    Bonecrusher

    The only people for whom gender (re)assignment surgery is legitimate are those who are born as hermaphrodites. When the genitalia is ambiguous or consistent with both sexes, it is reasonable and humane to allow said individual to make a choice and have the surgery and hormones to support that choice. For the flakes like Bradley Manning and Chastidy Bono, they need serious psych counseling, not surgery.

  35. Shannon Avatar
    Shannon

    That’s when I wake up.

  36. mharper42 Avatar
    mharper42

    TT, the article does not say, but I strongly suspect both the doctors and the patients are not regular middle class Americans. This sounds southeast Asian to me.

  37. Bonecrusher Avatar
    Bonecrusher

    This sounds southeast Asian to me.

    It sounds San Fransickoan to me, it is after all, Californicatia for cryin out loud.

  38. Bonecrusher Avatar
    Bonecrusher

    #39 TT: The theory of having a bacteria to go after the cancer cells is not without merit, the particular application in the linked article is more than just a bit suspect. I did note in the article that the patients were at end-stage cancer who did not respond to conventional treatment; still barbaric in practice.

  39. Tedtam Avatar

    Great parents.
    I’m sending it to Lovely and AB, too.
    Just to make sure they see it. Especially #8.

  40. Tedtam Avatar

    And for your funtime entertainment….animals on trampolines!
    Includes a real life bison!

  41. Tedtam Avatar

    Now THIS is a man who knows how to woo and claim his bride!
    Just setting a bar, guys, just setting a bar.

  42. Tedtam Avatar

    Did I do something wrong?
    And what’s with all the crickets?

  43. Super Dave Avatar
    Super Dave

    mharper42, I posted pixs of Lil’ Bit on that other place.

  44. Shannon Avatar
    Shannon

    43 Hamous
    I’ll have to reread it when I’m not so exhausted, but on first reading I agree with one commenter:
    “A meandering, confused, and ultimately meaningless essay…”

  45. Hamous Avatar

    #51 Shannon – that’s exactly the reaction I had. I got tired of reading so I skipped down to the end thinking there would be some sort of summation, a wrapping up of thoughts. Instead, it just kind of flowed out in a thousand directions like the Mississippi River entering the Gulf. But I now think I have a better understanding of why he left First Things.
    And speaking of that, they also commented on his “manifesto”:

    But what I detect in it is the work of someone who was never all that interested in investigating the arguments on either side of the same-sex marriage debate; whose scant interest in it has now been fully exhausted, both intellectually and morally; and whose present conclusions hover in mid-air without anything to support them other than a wistful regret that he has lost a hoedown partner in a gay man who has come fairly unglued over the issue.

    One of the commenters noted it reminded him of this classic:

  46. Tedtam Avatar

    Just got back from birthday dinner for MIL. We wanted to go to a small Italian restaurant that we’re all fond of, but it would have taken too long to get a table, so we went to the Mexican restaurant next door. Immediate seating and guacamole – it was a no brainer. Actually had a decent time. Sometimes that’s not possible at these dinners.

  47. mharper42 Avatar
    mharper42

    #43 Hammy
    That was not a quick read! The cause does seem to be lost; same-sex marriage is here to stay. And I’m sure there will be further concessions, probably polygamy, down the road. Sure am glad my childhood occurred before all these changes.

  48. wagonburner Avatar
    wagonburner

    Guac is made from avocados.
    Heart-healthy **and** they help make your coat glossy.

  49. Hamous Avatar

    Y’all are missing the “Man With the 132-lb Scrotum” on TLC.

  50. Hamous Avatar

    The cause does seem to be lost; same-sex marriage is here to stay.

    From a secular point of view, you’re probably right, at least from what the secular world is now calling marriage. Bottums though, is now proposing to change the Catholic Church, and that battle is definitely not lost.
    One of the comments I read somewhere today quoted Lincoln. Paraphrasing, you can call a cow’s tail a leg but that doesn’t mean you have a five-legged cow. Bottum’s argument (I think) was that because of the Church’s vocal opposition to same-sex “marriage” the Church was losing members. A commenter noted:

    If Bottum is correct, we should be seeing the United Church of Christ and The Episcopal Church riding high in the saddle, drawing scores of new members and influencing the culture on all manner of issues. Of course, we do not.

    The secular world is going to do what it’s going to do. That doesn’t change what my Church teaches.

  51. mharper42 Avatar
    mharper42

    #49 SD
    Looks like fun, glad y’all decided to keep the abandoned doggy.
    🙂

  52. wagonburner Avatar
    wagonburner

    Bottums though, is now proposing to change the Catholic Church, and that battle is definitely not lost.

    Yes it is.
    Not from our perspective, but from his.
    Holy Mother Church is very consistent and unchanging on certain things.

  53. mharper42 Avatar
    mharper42

    #58 Hammy

    That doesn’t change what my Church teaches.

    I hope most churches will resist performing same sex marriages, paying for Bronco’s sex-care that they oppose, and other affronts to the 1st Amendment.

  54. Katfish Avatar

    Good gravy Yall amateur diagnosticians!
    I was up for an early call for BACA biz – what a glorious ride to B/CS before and during dawn it was!

  55. Katfish Avatar

    #46 – WOW whatta workout! All the fun and none of the planning and stress – KUDOS!

  56. GJT Avatar
    GJT

    #46, 64
    I didn’t get what the woman and the water had to do with anything, but then I don’t much get the whole flash mob thing either. 18 million YouTubers do so what do I know.

  57. GJT Avatar
    GJT

    #65 con’t
    Why am I reading YouTube comments I don’t know but this was funny.

    He went full romantic, you NEVER go full romantic! Now he he goes the rest of his life in his own shadow.

    😀

  58. phil Avatar
    phil

    It ain’t the smoke

  59. GJT Avatar
    GJT

    I got no flash mobs but I got puppies and kittens!
    http://safeshare.tv/w/LQvugyirGr

  60. Adee Avatar
    Adee

    #51 Shannon
    Agreed. I began reading the piece and quickly had the impression I was struggling to figuratively walk through molasses up to my knees, slogging ever more slowly through it. Finally started to skim it and still was bogged down. Snuck to the end to find a possible concluding summary as a clarification, but there was none. Yikes. IMHO the gentleman was writing to convince himself much more so than to convince anyone else. I shall not revisit it.

  61. mharper42 Avatar
    mharper42

    Good morning, Hamsterville. I slept in but looks like everyone else did too.

  62. Adee Avatar
    Adee

    Good morning Hamsters. Stuffy 77, overcast, windy, and too early at 6 to get hopes up for the rain that is again forecast. Likewise too early to hope at 9, though the radar shows a satisfactory cluster of apparently robust rainfall edging this way. So far most is falling in the Gulf, which does not need it. A plus is the clouds are keeping the temp down to 79 here. Don’t know if repeatedly checking the radar in the absence of anything promising locally has the same effect as watching water boil. 🙁

  63. Shannon Avatar
    Shannon

    I missed the New Mexico Supreme Court decision last week.

  64. mharper42 Avatar
    mharper42

    #74 Shannon
    Surely that will be overturned, as photographers (and bakers and wedding planners) are not serfs, bound to provide their services to all comers.

  65. mharper42 Avatar
    mharper42

    I had not heard about the Houston pastor who refused to perform a wedding when the bride showed up in a skimpy white dress. I found a picture of the dress itself, along with an internet poll where 20% of respondents OKed the dress. Arriving at Sacred Heart once upon a time for a funeral mass, as attendees at a previous event were leaving, I was shocked by the sleazy attire of many of the young women. Now this was not a church service they had attended, but it was held in a church. I was just surprised by the disrespect.

  66. Shannon Avatar
    Shannon

    ….as the word ‘modesty’ disappears from the language.

  67. wagonburner Avatar
    wagonburner

    But if young wimmins are not allowed to tramp it up the terrorists will have won.

  68. mharper42 Avatar
    mharper42

    Tramp it up at the beach, OK?

  69. Adee Avatar
    Adee

    Continuing with bridal fashion commentary, that would be quite a stretch to call the fabric thing she was wearing a “dress” of any sort. Certainly not a gown. Kudos to the pastor for refusing to be part of that wedding in his church. The bride was obviously brainless, and what of her family? Shudder.

  70. Tedtam Avatar

    It amazes me what passes for “church attire” these days. Lovely and AB used to have a pastor that would tell women to go home and return at a later mass, so they could dress appropriately.
    Our pastor has gone so far as to put laminated notices in our pews regarding dress, among other things.
    I say, get forceful with these wenches and lazy men who refuse to put on grown up clothes for a grown up event.

  71. wagonburner Avatar
    wagonburner

    wotta buncha prudes

  72. mharper42 Avatar
    mharper42

    TT, it sounds like you may be talking about wearing too-casual clothes to church — shorts and t-shirts, maybe — but what I saw being worn at Sacred Heart could be described as dress-up. That is, if you were dressing for Saturday night clubbing.

  73. Adee Avatar
    Adee

    Woo-hoo, spouse said we got a brief shower a little while ago. Mariposa and I were napping. Radar does not offer much more coming by any time soon. Sniff.
    At least the overcast has dominated most of today so far, only 84 currently.

  74. Tedtam Avatar

    It’s fun listening to Hubby and Handsome yell at the Texans on TV.

  75. mharper42 Avatar
    mharper42

    Adee, I shared your nap surprise. When I got up, I was going to nip over next door and pass along my Sunday coupon booklets to next door neighbor. Was stunned when I opened the front door and there was a strange colorless liquid dripping from the roof and trees. 🙂

  76. GJT Avatar
    GJT

    Auto trivia question via the RockAuto newsletter I receive:

    What option was offered on 1956 Chrysler vehicles:
    A. Highway Hi-Fi phonograph in the dash that played unique, 7 inch records
    B. Instant Heat heater that burned gasoline to warm up the interior fast
    C. Self winding clock mounted in the center of the steering wheel
    D. All of the above

  77. squawkbox Avatar

    Bradly oh wait Chelsea Manning’s plea to the judge

  78. GJT Avatar
    GJT

    “At that time [1909] the chief engineer was almost always the chief test pilot as well. That had the fortunate result of eliminating poor engineering early in aviation.” —Igor Sikorsky

  79. Hamous Avatar

    #87 – I remember hearing about A. Not sure about the others.

  80. Super Dave Avatar
    Super Dave

    #87, Just guessing here but I’m thinking the under the dash phonograph, I’ve never heard of Chrysler offering one but back in the late 60’s when I worked in the TV Shop someone brought an after market one in for repair.
    Since the Chrysler had a water cooled engine it didn’t need a gasmoline heater, that was something that was marketed to Volkswagon owners in the frozen north, I had a Volkswagon for a short time in Alabama and I couldn’t imagine needing any sort of extra heater, after all anything left on the back floor board was subject to melt. Also self winding clocks were around in the late 40’s,… I think.

  81. Tedtam Avatar

    Watching Columbo. It’s always a great pleasure to watch the master at work.

  82. Super Dave Avatar
    Super Dave

    My #93, If you’re an old timer like me and remember the analog clocks in cars, they were originally wound by a stem that doubled as a knob to set the time. Then they made them self-winding, that is it was a spring driven clock that was wound by a solenoid, that way it wouldn’t run the battery down even if the car wasn’t started for a long time. If you’re as old as I, you will remember hearing a little click every 30 minutes or so if you were in a car that was turned off… Oh and we’ll not mention what a fellow might be doing in a car with it turned off for a spell. 😀

  83. GJT Avatar
    GJT

    #92, 93

    Answer: D. All of the above

    http://www.rockauto.com/Newsletter/index.html
    Scroll to the bottom

  84. Super Dave Avatar
    Super Dave

    #94

    Watching Columbo. It’s always a great pleasure to watch the master at work.

    Yup, me too, I watch him every Sunday night since I found out that it is on.

  85. GJT Avatar
    GJT

    #96 con’t
    The phonograph option didn’t exactly work out, it was offered in 1956 only;

    The next time customers had a real music option choice in a Chrysler Corporation car wasn’t until 1968.
    What was it? The eight-track tape deck.

    http://www.uaw-chrysler.com/images/news/phono.htm

  86. Super Dave Avatar
    Super Dave

    GJT, that is too cool and the third picture shows the dash of the Chrysler and it looks just like the dash in our 1957 Plymouth! Oh and it had a “Push-Button” automatic transmission. 😀

  87. Super Dave Avatar
    Super Dave

    Hunnerd!

  88. Super Dave Avatar
    Super Dave

    My #99 I just noticed that the picture of the dash is from a Plymouth!! LQQK closely.

  89. Tedtam Avatar

    Colombo now knows who done it, and why. The rest of the show will be watching Colombo slowly give the killer enough rope to hang himself.
    And he does it without the gory forensic laboratory scenes.

  90. Super Dave Avatar
    Super Dave

    Tedtam, It’s the jacket! Replaced before it was damaged by the gun shot.

  91. mharper42 Avatar
    mharper42

    what a fellow might be doing in a car with it turned off for a spell

    Taking a nap in the back seat, one assumes.

  92. phil Avatar
    phil

    And the best Columbo villain is…

  93. Super Dave Avatar
    Super Dave

    #105 Yup that was a good one, was on a couple of weeks ago.

  94. Tedtam Avatar

    Hubby and I were just talking – if these killers would just refuse to help Colombo with the investigation, they’d probably get away with the crime. But they just can’t help trying to find ways of proving their innocence and getting caught in their own web of lies.

  95. Hamous Avatar

    Hard for me to think of David Cassidy’s pappy as a villian.
    I’ll see you one Jack Cassidy and raise you a Jack Casady.

  96. Tedtam Avatar

    Ten to one Colombo’s already scoped out the fabricated gunshot.
    Where is the building where the sniper was supposed to be, anyway? I saw no tall building from which the bullet could come – and would the caliber of a pistol match that of a rifle? I do not know of such things.

  97. Tedtam Avatar

    Oh, he’s trying to say the “perpetrator” was on the balcony?
    And now he’s insisting on a search for a gun in his room, to prove his own innocence.
    Annnnnnnnddddd……here comes the noose.

  98. phil Avatar
    phil

    108
    I’ll see your Jack and raise you a D.C. tune.

  99. squawkbox Avatar

    112 Hamous says:
    August 25, 2013 at 9:15 pm (Edit)

    Oh you wanna go bubblegum?

    Holy Crap hammie. I am humbled before you. LOL I have never seen or heard of that band before. Whaddya do pull out all the old Teen magazines form under the bed to find that band or what? 🙂

  100. mharper42 Avatar
    mharper42

    Dennis Miller:

    With Peyton, Eli and Cooper being such good kids, Archie and Olivia must definitely view Bradley as the black sheep, err, ewe.

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