The Ostrich Dance of Renita Kramer
by
Tags:
Comments
-
How can it be the true ostrich dance if she doesn’t stick her head in the sand?
-
What?!
Mornin’ Gang -
Oh, now I get it – the hand is the head. Interesting.
-
But did you see the gams on that thang?
-
How izzit that a wimmin can not know she’s great with child until the little nipper shows up one day?
-
It’s rare, but it happens. If the woman has some extra weight, doesn’t have a lot of nausea, the baby is quiet in the womb, and if her periods are irregular – the movements felt can be rationalized as “gas”. If a woman has reason to believe that she can’t get pregnant, then her mind finds excuses for the other symptoms. In this case, she was already carrying some extra weight, so she didn’t notice any appreciable weight gain. The nausea is “something she ate” or a “stomach virus”.
I’m like you, it’s hard to believe, but it happens more often than I thought. -
Another in the series “Big Brass Ones.”
Normally Wikipedia isn’t the source I prefer, but who can argue with an opening paragraph like this:Sir Adrian Paul Ghislain Carton de Wiart[1] VC, KBE, CB, CMG, DSO (5 May 1880 – 5 June 1963) was a British Army officer of Belgian and Irish descent. He served in the Boer War, First World War, and Second World War; was shot in the face, head, stomach, ankle, leg, hip, and ear; survived a plane crash; tunnelled out of a POW camp; and bit off his own fingers when a doctor refused to amputate them. He later wrote that “Frankly I had enjoyed the war” when describing his service in the First World War.[2]
Testimony to both size and brassiness is that he was one of the few British Officers who got along with US General “Vinegar” Joe Stillwell in the China/Burma/India theater, and once interrupted Mao Tse Tung as he made a propaganda rant during dinner.
This dude escaped from POW camp five times,Once Carton de Wiart evaded capture for eight days disguised as an Italian peasant (which is surprising considering that he was in northern Italy, couldn’t speak Italian, and was 61 years old, with an eye patch, one empty sleeve and multiple injuries and scars).
H/T to Richard Fernandez at Belmont Club (via Ace) who, in a very good post, explores the Big Brass Ones phenomenon.
-
Ann Coulter weighs in on the Post Trial Non-Justice for Trayvon Hysteria, aka, screaming lying BS.
The title of this piece is great:TO AVOID LOOKING LIKE A CRIMINAL, DON’T COMMIT A CRIME
-
Morning, Hamsters. After reading what’s up already, I had an image of the ostrich dancer, in the middle of her performance, suddenly emits a piercing scream, then sweeps her feathery wing aside to reveal that she has laid a huge egg on the stage.
The good part about the oblivious pregnancies cited was how there were 2 parents and both were pleased by the unexpected addition to the family. -
Here we have evidence of someone even dumber than Joe the Dipschizzle Biden. Taking advice from the moron Biden requires even a lower level of intelligence than what ol Joe possesses, no easy feat.
HEADLINE:
Washington state man cites Biden’s advice in shooting case
Barton reportedly told deputies that he fired his shotgun while chasing away people he suspected to be breaking into his vehicles. Deputies have said there was no evidence of prowlers on his property, according to the report.
“I did what Joe Biden told me to do,” Barton told KOIN.com following his arraignment hearing. “I went outside and fired my shotgun in the air.”
/snip
Clark County sheriff’s deputies told the station that residents may only fire off their gun for self-defense in life-threatening situations. An investigation into the incident is ongoing.That is a pretty high hurdle to clear before you discharge your weapon. Here in Houston, you can blast the terd as he is crawling in your window, there does not need to be any imminent threat on your life. I think you can also blast him if you catch him in the process of breaking into your car.
-
# 5&6
Even if your body is relatively healthy and normal, there are people that still don’t want to face the music. Tedtam knows. I know someone who also became pregnant shortly after me and denied it for a whole month, no matter how many tests and what not we had her take. Even after the doctor informed her, she still barely believed it. -
DENIAL, it ain’t just a river in Egypt.
-
There’s a lot of lumps under that Benghazi rug.
I think non-disclosure agreements by anyone paid by tax dollars at the time of an event should be illegal. -
#11 ld
I can see a month or two, but full term? -
#14 TT: I think violation of the non-disclosure agreement (NDA) is what got the IT Geek in Sanford fired. In the case you cite, Benghazi, I can not see how it would be legal to enforce an NDA when criminal action is being protected. There was an order given to stop the reinforcements from deploying, that order had to come from the upper admin of the WH, if not from the prez himself. The crime is aiding and abetting the murder of those kilt in Benghazi.
-
#15
I can see how that is a little crazy. I personally would have seen the doctor after 2 or 3 months of not knowing what is going on. But some people just push it off. -
But some people just push it off.
If only she’d done that sooner, she wouldn’t have a “surprise” baby!
-
It’s sorta like the federal government repeatedly telling us social security is solvent and will be until the year 2525.
-
If only she’d done that sooner, she wouldn’t have a “surprise” baby!
Ewwww….
I personally would have seen the doctor after 2 or 3 months of not knowing what is going on
Especially once you get to be big as a house at around 7 or 8 months.
-
#20
Especially once you get to be big as a house at around 7 or 8 months.
I wouldn’t say I am as big as a house, but according to measurements and websites, Little Sunshine is the size of pumpkin. If I was walking around with a pumpkin sized stomach I would be freaking out and thinking it was some kind of cancer.
But then again I am the uber prepared kind of person and have to know what is going on. We are ready for the zombie apocalypse in our home. -
I’ve decided the ostrich lady violates the Benzion rule.
-
But more importantly, that young student will find in the Orthodox Hart the voice of one summing up the efforts of the post-sixties generation and passing judgment. The verdict is clear and forceful: The world of contemporary “humanistic” study is not humane at all. The languid, ironical intellectual class that came of age in the 1960s is like a flock of vultures circling around a nihilistic, violent, ugly, anti-human conclusion.
The generations are changing. The post-sixties baby boomers entertain Viagra-induced illusions of perpetual potency, but they cannot medicate themselves to immortality, and David Hart has not come to praise them, but to bury them. -
David Hart has not come to praise them, but to bury them.
Kinda hard to keep the undead down, just look at Keith Richards.
-
New Black Panthers put a bounty out on Zimmerman,( again?). It is difficult to determine if this was an old video or one resulting from the not guilty verdict. The video streaming here at the office leaves a lot to be desired.
If this is a fresh bounty on Z, isn’t that the same thing as solicitation of murder for hire? HOw strongly do you think Eric the terd Holder will assign his department ofJusticehonkey persecution to go after this crime? -
James Richard Perry accomplishes an unequivocal good thing.
Well done, Mr. Governor. -
My # 29…
Bad link. You’ll have to Google it. -
#28 shannon
I think they’re talking about actual internal organs, like livers, etc. and not those other “organs”. -
btw – you hear about that guy that streaked the 11:00 service at that church in the Heights?
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
They caught him by the organ. -
What? They’ve discovered the limits of 3D printing begins at genitalia?
-
#27 Homer: I think that this act will go down as his finest. May G-D bless this state because our leader decided to NOT bow to political correct insanity.
-
I’m shocked!
The people at pro rasslin’ script their matches and know who’s going to win long before they actually rassle. -
Liar!
-
And y’all thought Sharknado was the worst…….. Muhwahahahahahahahaha
-
Sharknado is being rerun tonite at 6:00.
I think. -
Sharknado is being rerun tonite at 6:00.
It is indeed, thanks for the update, I was diligent to set my DVR so I could capture this cinematic masterpiece. The movie should be good for at least a 6 pack. I may have to go to the Chiro afterwards from the strain of laughing so hard.
-
NYT reports dementia rate is dropping.
I haven’t noticed the change here on the Couch. -
Seen in the comments: If the president had a city it would look like Detroit.
-
I haven’t noticed the change here on the Couch.
That’s cuz we all gots shower rocks.
-
The size of a pumpkin? My goodness.
-
#40 Shannon
Perhaps you are too close to the problem? -
http://www.theonion.com/articles/rock-apparently-factors-into-girlfriends-shower-ro,33138/
Any of yuh other men confused about the pumice stone? -
Pretty darned amusing that link on #46
-
#46: Izzit an eye makeup remover?
-
I think it has something to do with lady part maintenance.
Beyond that, I don’t wanna know. -
I think it has something to do with lady part maintenance.
I guess that is why those things never wear out and you can’t hurt them no matter how hard you try. . . . .
-
I’d say pumice is used more often on the feet.
-
Have y’all read about this gubmint study of what foods Americans buy? Many of the comments agree with me that this seems to tie in with ObamaCare, controlling all aspects of our lives.
-
Three black helicopters just flew by.
Looks like they’re heading towards Copperfield. -
Jim DeMint is chapping the hides of his former colleagues.
-
Looks like they’re heading towards Copperfield.
They best not fly too low over my house unless they are looking for some extra ventilation.
-
52 mharp
$150,000 USDA grant.
Nuff said. -
Sharks just ate some p***y pretty-boy in Beverly Hills.
Dude won’t quit bleeding. -
#57: sharks are prolly gonna catch aids or something from biting the Beverly HIlls Nancy Boy.
-
I’m sure this guide to baby looks won’t be needed.
-
#58 bone
They’re cold-blooded, silly.
They’ll prolly die from silicone poisoning. -
Milk-Dud-Head exhibits rare lucidity.
-
Here come the sharknadoes!!!!
-
Lovingly dedicated to Texpat, Squawk, and Hammie….
From the most recent Touchstone magazine, S.M. Hutchens writes:Several years ago I was blasted in a blog posting by someone who accused me of invading his privacy by citing things on his own website. A very bad man, I was, for making him look like a fool by quoting him.
One if the greatest evils of the internet is that it distributes megaphones with universal range to idiots would would in former times be confined to their villages. This is one of the reasons I quit posting, and have almost quit reading, blogs. Facebook? Twitter? One must consider that, like every emoticon, flashing graphic, or unsolicited email, not every available internet feature is the instrument of a gentleman. -
Pretty sure a 1kg propane bottle does not contain enough energy to disrupt a tornado – let alone one with sharks in it.
Unless they can do actual fusion. -
We’re doomed.
http://www.youtube.com/embed/F7pYHN9iC9I -
Sharknado needs more cleavage.
Just sayin’ -
#54 Pyro
Jim DeMint is chapping the hides of his former colleagues.
Politico is full of crap. Mention Tea Party candidates that DeMint sponsored in 2010, but don’t mention his greatest win: Ted Cruz in 2012.
-
The DOJ has put a hold on returning Z’s firearm to him. They have put a hold on all the evidence in the case. It looks like they may try to bring civil rights charges against him, which of course will fail.
It looks like they are pulling out all the stops trying to start a race war. Once it begins, hello martial law and good bye America. -
I just saw an elderly black Congressman say that Zimmerman may have broken his nose on Trayvon’s shoulder. When he grabbed Trayvon.
-
Takin’ bets – how long before the movie Sanford comes out?
Alternate titles:
Trayvon
Stand Your Ground
Skittle
Hoodie -
War Against White Hispanics
-
Creepy Ass Crackers
-
Jumpy is indeed a very smart dog.
On that same link I found this: an artificial leaf that converts sunlight and water into hydrogen and oxygen. -
Here’s the mermaid gal on FB…
https://www.facebook.com/EdenSireneTheFishhawkMermaid -
#71 Hammy
how long before the movie Sanford comes out?
Oops, I was thinking Fred Sanford (and Son)… Trayvon could be like Reefer Madness, showing boys what happens to your life, when you punch bus drivers, steal jewelry from a house near your high school, get expelled from school, buy Skittles and watermelon drink to make DIY drugs, and then pick a fight with a grown ass man with a CHL.
-
cool it, LaMont.
-
Planned Parenthood has announced that clinics in Bryan, Huntsville, and Lufkin, Texas will be closing their doors.
-
I had my doctor appt today regarding my herniated disc. The sister with all the neck fusions and medical insurance background came with me, thank goodness. (She also used to have the chickens.) We were in the exam room, waiting, when the PA that saw me the last time came in. He’s a nice enough guy, but there’s something about him that brings the word “smarmy” to mind. He had my chart and started talking like he was going to run the exam.
Okay, he saw me the last time, and he prescribed my pain meds, but not today. Not. Today.
I told him that I preferred to speak to Dr. G or Diana, since we were going to be talking about my spine and the possibility of surgery. He graciously bowed out after sharing some conversation with my sister.
The more I think about it, the more upset I get. How the heck did he get the idea that he’s qualified to talk about something like spinal surgery with me? I’d rather have the doctor with years of experience and who teaches emergency medicine, thank you very much.
Anyway, Doc spent about an hour and a half with me, and ended up giving me an anesthetic and steroid shot in the hip. Since my pain is localized and not radiating, there’s a chance that the main problem is my hip and not the herniated disc. He explained that just about everyone has some kind of abnormality in their spine, but most of the time there are no symptoms. Mine, however, will require the consult with a spine specialist. The first thing to do is get the inflammation down so they can determine the cause of the pain (how much pinched nerve in the spine vs hip nerve, or muscle inflammation). He did tell me that, given my symptoms, I’m a prime candidate to get relief from the surgery. I really don’t want surgery. Keep thinking happy thoughts for me, gang!
The medication is also making me groggy off and on. I start a course of steroids tomorrow, and I keep on a schedule of pain meds and muscle relaxants. I think I’m starting to rattle when I walk. And I’ve moved from ice packs to warm moist heat.
All of this from one, brief, moment of bad decision making. sucks. -
Oh boy, put the Energizer Rabbit on steroids. Good call Doc.
-
#63 Shannon
Several years ago I was blasted in a blog posting by someone who accused me of invading his privacy by citing things on his own website. A very bad man, I was, for making him look like a fool by quoting him.
Heh.
Metaphorically lynching people with their own rhetorical rope is my specialty.
Thank yew for the dedication. -
Metaphorically lynching people with their own rhetorical rope is my specialty
Ha, that’s funny…….oh wait, let me think about the rhetorical rope I’ve laid…….
-
I haven’t retired from the world of political blogging. I am on extended sabbatical.
Once I joined a synagogue here, they smelled fresh meat and when I woke up I discovered I had been elected treasurer.
…and various other committee chairs.
You just have no idea. Hanging bad guys on the internet was easy compared to this. -
when I woke up
Does this imply the elders of the synagogue slipped you a mickey?
-
Oh boy, put the Energizer Rabbit on steroids.
HaHaHa. That was my first reaction.
Sometimes i have to take Prednisone – as a last resort when the pain is unbearable.
Bounce off the walls when I’m not eating like a horse.
And very little sleep.
Might as well be on speed. -
Blessed are the peacemakers, for they shall be called sons of God
Does that then mean the Rev. Jesse and the Rev Al would be the sons of Satan?
-
Shannon.
I was trying to think of a way to compose what the two of us know about all things regarding bad backs without writing a book. Over 30 years of tried and true experience. -
Popping in to say hello and g’night to Hamsterville. Busy all day without much time to check in. Tomorrow will be less frantic.
-
#83 – Cannot help but chuckle Brother………………the day they gave me my BACA back patch a treasurer’s patch came right along with it! (thank God that is behind me now)
Leave a Reply
You must be logged in to post a comment.