I’ve always enjoyed Cosby’s comedy. I grew up with the Chicken Heart and my family kept replaying “Tonsils” just for me. So, this is long, but I’m sure that many of us can relate :
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Hump Day
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Roy Campanella led the Brooklyn Dodgers to their one and only World Series Championship the same year he was born.
Happy Birthday, Shannon !!! -
Well happy birthday Shannon! 😉
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Condolences Shannon!
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Happy Birfday Sha-Na-Na! (’bout time you caught up with me Ya old fart!)
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I’m jealous. I no longer have birthdays. I shall be 59 in perpetutity.
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Please do not use the arrest of “gun rights activist” Adam Kokesh as a rallying point. Kokesh is a left wing agitator and has recently been “famous” for attempting to organize an “open carry march” on Washington DC. He has also been an instigator with the Veterans Against the Iraq War and other Left Wing organizations. His “march” was disavowed by the NRA and other Gun Rights organizations which have characterised it as a left wing provocation designed to make the Gun Rights movement look bad.
He is one of Alex Jones’ favorite little boys and is just the kind of guy the Media and the Left want folks to think of when they hear the words “Gun Rights Activist”, which is why he does what he does. -
Thanks!
Fifty-eight trips around the sun and still kickin. -
Happy happy birfday!
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Happy birthday, Shannon. You have 2 B-day wishes on your FB but you prolly have not seen them there…
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Things younger than shannon:
This church:
This theater:
These mountains:
This satellite:
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#2: What day izzit?
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Happy Barfday Shannon, have a cold one and celebrate.
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#14 Cripple: They could cut that $9BILLION figure in half and have money left over ifn they simply went to a nat’l retail sales tax.
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The brat aka “the Beeb” is caught wizzing into a restaurant mop bucket. What a stunning lack of class. Why he still makes headlines and why anyone would pay money to see him remains a mystery to me.
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I wonder why my comment is waiting moderation? No word like B( o )( o )Bs innit or anything.
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17 Perennial probationer.
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#18 bone
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#20: Grannymous must be gettin a little irritable, huh?
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Here ya go Shannon, just for your birthday. Man it was hard to dig her up to reprise the song for you. 🙂
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Judge rules against the Z-Team on use of animation and texts during the evidence phase of trial but left open the door to use animation during closing arguments.
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It looks like Chantal is behaving like a cock-roach that just got hit with Raid; it is spinning out.
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Looks like the blog never got pumped up this morning, past the point of acknowledging Shannon’s birthday. I did an hour of clipping and trimming my front shrubbery, till the humidity insisted I quit. It made a good case, so I listened.Sweat is dripping from my hair, which is soaked. Sweat doesn’t work right in this climate unless there is some breeze.
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#8 Don’t forget his Dance Party.
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He can’t do that. He’ll break a hip.
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From Instapundit:
“These documents detail the extraordinary intervention by the Justice Department in the pressure campaign leading to the prosecution of George Zimmerman,” said Judicial Watch President Tom Fitton. “My guess is that most Americans would rightly object to taxpayers paying government employees to help organize racially-charged demonstrations.”
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#12 WB
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Just got back from Dr. B. He showed my sister and me the x-rays he took, and explained why my left hip gets so much grief. It seems that when my lower vertebrae were deciding what to do, the left side was rather indecisive and didn’t fuse with tailbone structure like it did on the right. It’s weaker than the right.
Therapy goals: (1) Get me better. (2) Lose some weight (like I hadn’t been trying – that’s one reason to go to regular doc next week). (3) Start physical therapy to strengthen core muscles in lower back and abdomen to help hold everything in place.
When you think about it, my physical ails aptly describe this country’s ails:
The right has a better structure, is more secure, did what it was supposed to do, and is doing most of the work (especially right now).
The left side couldn’t make up its mind to do what was needed, ended up with a crappy infrastructure, hurts the whole body with its misbehavior, and is dependent on the right to keep carrying the load.
Curing the problem is a combination of hard work and unloading the dead weight.
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So I’ve been antagonizing the “progressive” mob over at chron on the abortion legislation. Their latest buzz phrase is “Texas Taliban”. They use it over and over. I finally started posting images like this and suggested that they ask women like her how they felt about the Texas/Taliban comparison. All of a sudden every thread with “Taliban” in it disappeared from the comments.
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#31 Hammy
So I’ve been antagonizing the “progressive” mob over at chron on the abortion legislation.
You’re a good man, Master Hamster.
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I hereby swear that I will never post another Weiner/Spitzer pun again.
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#31 – Rah Rah Hammy! (kick em the other knee!)
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#33 – Now ‘at’s funny ah don’ keer whew Yew R!
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Toddler, 14 months old, buys her first car while playing with her dad’s smart phone.
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Colorado libertarians get slapped across the face with the cold wet towel of reality.
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Having a surge of “Dang I feel better!”
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Great retort to pro-baby killer Wendy Davis’ pink shoes.
“One #Texas Senator just put two pairs of tiny baby gym shoes on his desk & said they never b able to testify. It… http://t.co/4ffVmwazKQ
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Katfish
Send me a test email.
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American Heritage Girls is very popular in my subdivision. There is a chapter meeting at the big Lutheran church and school adjoining our neighborhood.
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You made me bust out with a lusty version of Candle In The Wind.
How gay is that ?
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Soon, claiming to be a legal US citizen will be considered “racist, hate speech”
HEADLINE: CA Senate Passes Bill Permitting Non-Citizen Poll Workers
h/t: Breitbart
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Good news on Drudge. Looks like Chantal fizzled out. The last thing Haiti needed was any weather, since it is a basket case in the complete absence of weather.
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Suddenly I am compelled to write songs about a lost America my Mom and Dad helped build. -
This is the first time I’ve seen this in print, although my husband said he heard it Saturday night, the day of the crash.
NTSB: 2 Asiana flight attendants ejected in crash and found alive on runway amid debris…
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#46 Shannon
If only there was a way to revoke statehood from California… I’ve been feeling for some time that there will be an inevitable, eventual breakup of the USA into 2 separate countries. Not unlike India and Pawkystawn. -
OK, I’ve gotta grab some supper, so someone puhleeze keep an eye on Tedtam and make sure she is still taped down in a chair.
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Her morphine drip, controlled from this phone, is working splendidly to keep her immobile. -
Last night we watched a couple of Bette Davis movies shown on cable (TMC). Now, Voyager was outstanding, prompting me to comment that they don’t make movies like they used to.
On the way home this evening I thought I would run into Wallyworld and pick up a movie DVD (to watch for my B’day)…a newer release for which I wouldn’t normally be willing to pay a premium price. There wasn’t a single recent film I wanted to see.
So, I bought a four-movie combo of Paul Newman films.
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I take that back. There was a Bruce Willis film I wanted. But I wasn’t willing to pay the price.
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My favorite church Music Director, a good friend whom I had a hand in bringing to our town/church, could use your prayers. (Now pushing forty years of age) Nineteen years ago he lost his knee to bone cancer. He is still a cancer survivor but has been fighting a staph infection around his prosthetic knee for the last six months.
Today they had to amputate above the knee.
This fine gentleman told the congregation last weekend that he is commited to becoming the best one-legged pipe organ player they’ve ever seen.
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Tried not to do stuff, but my kitchen was a complete disaster. Feeling much better (not near perfect, mind you- just not crying or wincing constantly). I fought the urge to wash dishes,fought it, fought it, fought it – and lost. I did as much as I could from my little wheelchair, then propped myself on my crutches and washed the days-old plates and stuff. Since I have a double oven, I was able to put the flautas on a cookie sheet and into the lower oven from the chair. Corn w/tomatoes & green chilis in a pot – from the chair. Refried beans – from the chair. I did have to go vertical to retrieve some of the cans and put away some of the dishes, but about 85% of my efforts were from a sitting position. I put a load of laundry into the machine – from my chair. Handsome will have to get the clothes out.
So, yeah, I’m sitting on a cold pack nursing my hip, and I’ll be tossing some more aspirin or ibuprofen soon, but at least my kitchen isn’t driving me insane.
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#51 Shannon
Yeah, movies are no good anymore. I have 2 tickets to see any movie at Edwards Marq’E but nothing looks very interesting. I watched the trailer for a sci-fi monster movie called Pacific Rim, but it didn’t seem much better than Godzilla or Mothra. Of course, the FX is better but it is very melodramatic. Compares poorly to the Alien series which were very gritty. “Nuke the entire site from orbit–it’s the only way to be sure.” There are some upcoming artist documentaries, including Munch and Vermeer, either of which I would like to see. BUTTTT they are one-showing, evening events which means I would not be able to get David to go. Actually, he’s not too keen on a weekday matinee either. -
The dirty dishes pile up — while you are disabled — and the XY’s in your house do not load the dishwasher or even put the dirty plates in the sink to soak? Hmmmm.
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So what Paul Newman movies did you get?
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Let’s just say Hubby is darn near comatose in the evening, especially during the hot months. He used to really be involved in maintaining the household years ago. Now, with a sink of soapy water staring at him, he puts the plates beside the sink. Yeah, it gets irritating. Some nights he’s more helpful than others.
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This collection has The Mackintosh Man, Somebody Up There Likes Me, Harper, and Cool Hand Luke.
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#41 – sorry for the lag time Brother – test SENT
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#54 & 56 – does NOT have to be that way trust me
When I re-habbed from my wreck and was wheelchair bound multiple months – I used 1 plate 1 glass 1 fork 1 spoon 1 knife…………….rinsed em off thoroughly and immediately after use – NEVER a single dirty item to ever begin making a pile!
MsTT get your OH3 to help you PACK and store every dang dish except 1 set for each male – they’ll either learn or revert to eating with their fingers! -
Stupid “progressive” on a rampage about five angry women in comfortable shoes getting arrested for disrupting the legislative session. So he goes googling looking for disruptive Tea Partiers, doesn’t bother to look past the headline, and posts this:
SpaceManSp1ff
7:51 PM on July 10, 2013
Over 2400 Tea Partiers arrested:
http://blog.heritage.org/2011/10/25/over-2400-tea-partiers-arrested/Google fail.
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Good idea. But there’d be heck to pay in the beginning!
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#62 Hamous
Priceless, absolutely priceless!
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The dirty dishes pile up — while you are disabled — and the XY’s in your house do not load the dishwasher or even put the dirty plates in the sink to soak? Hmmmm.
Well, I don’t do dishwashers, they’re a waste of time, I wash everything in the sink. I do most of the cooking and by the time the meal is ready there isn’t a dirty pot/pan/dish in the kitchen. I wash up as I go, I do this because I’m lazy, I don’t want to have to do it later. When we get through eating my wife helps out if I’m there and I usually am and I wash the dishes in the sink. If left up to her she’ll hide them in the dishwasher and I’ll find them later. She knows how to LOAD a dishwasher but has NEVER UNLOADED one.
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Teh incest continues
The son of a suburban Chicago man who figured prominently in the investigation of former Illinois Gov. Rod Blagojevich has won a highly competitive White House internship.
Vinay Nayak, who is from Oak Brook and attends Yale University, is among 147 summer interns, according to a list released by the White House on Tuesday.
His father is Raghuveer Nayak, who was a fundraiser for the now-imprisoned Blagojevich.
Federal authorities, in making their case against Blagojevich, alleged it was the elder Nayak who offered to raise up to $6 million in campaign cash for the then-governor in exchange for appointing then-Rep. Jesse Jackson Jr. to the Senate seat that opened in 2008 when Barack Obama won the White House.http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/local/breaking/chi-son-of-figure-in-blagojevich-probe-wins-white-house-internship-20130710,0,2001220.story?track=rss
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#TT
You can’t do dishes and no one else will do them. A solution to the problem for at least dining dishes, use PAPER PLATES!!!! PLASTIC SILVERWARE!!!
If Dad and Justin complain, you tell them it’s simply because they won’t do dishes and you can’t. Until you get better or things change, it’s how it has to be.
At least I am coming over and making crock pot meals next week. Again, super simple to clean. And if they don’t clean the crock pot, then they starve. muahahahaha -
#62: Apparently that comment has been removed along with several others. Free speach rant.
I liked this comment:“I’ve noticed that everyone who is for abortion has already been born.” -Ronald Reagan
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#67: + 1
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tex – it’s still there. Look in the thread that starts:
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Although they did delete my last comment, which went something like:
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It’s good to have a daughter who loves me. <3
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#67 LD
Thanks for the good idea! I’ll remember that when I am about to have my knee surgery scheduled later this year: stock up on paper plates. Although my husband can and will load the dishwasher, he doesn’t do it quite right, so things don’t get quite clean, and he doesn’t believe in soaking or rinsing off first, so there is a high probability of having some lightweight plastic bowl be found flipped upright, full of water and grit.
How sweet of you to be ready-willing-and-able to help your mom at this time!
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