Something light to take us into the weekend.
And there’s nothing better than a baby laughing!
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Watched the horse flip three times. Still don’t see how that happened.
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#2 – Horse’s front hooves never cleared the top bar -*my guess* his (or her) momentum carried the body over when the front legs got stopped – OR it’s some kind of practiced stunt?
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Just doesn’t seem like there was enough momentum to heave all that weight over.
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Oh I forgot, g’mornin NSA, how y’all derin?
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G;Morning All
Couple of pics from our New York hotel room
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Those pics would be Manhattan on a rainy friday morning.
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#2 GJT and #3 Katfish
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#6 – I’ve not been there in darn near 50 years – hope Yall have your galoshes – the remnants of Andrea will probably keep things darned soggy up yonder!
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Pictures of New York:
An analytical mind: “What marvels of engineering!”
An artistic mind: “Look at those lines! And see how the morning sun bounces on the glass!”
A philosophical mind: “Every person in those buildings is a point of reference in this world.”
A business mind: “These buildings represent capitalism, and fuel the economy.”
A working mother mind: “After work, I need to pick up milk, groceries, lettuce….”
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Ah, the perils of the internet.
I’ve been wanting to get out into the woods but in hot weat6her like this, its best to not go alone. I’ve got some buddies on HammockForums that I’ve been camping with but lately our schedules haven’t matched. I’ve been working most weekends and when not doing that have been helping S.O. with all the things that needed doing to sell her house ansd get moved to a new place. That was accomplished last weekend so I had an opportunity this weekend but nobody to go with.
So when a Noob made a post on the planning thread for The Second Annual Texas Butt Bake saying that he was going to be be meeting up with a group on Sunday morning to hike part of the Lone Star Trail, I contacted him and invited him to go out with me Saturday night to a place near where he was going to meet those folks. Said person agreed that this was a capital idea and hoped that I might be able to help figuring out some new equipment. As we do here on the couch, we all use “Trail Names” instead of our real names. This persons’s Trail Name is “Wisp”.
E mails were sent back and forth, times and locations to meet were agreed on, and cell phone numbers exchanged. Said phone number from said person was in the 609 area code. Upon receipt, I sent the following:K.
I’ll see if I can find the roll of Zing It in case we need it for the tarp line. I think I’ve got the same tensioners you do and they are a piece of cake. I’ll toss in an extra set of tree huggers, too.
I’ve got a meeting tomorrow at 1300 that might determine whether or not I can duck out of work Saturday. That might mean I can make it a bit earlier. I have a commitment Friday nite or I’d try to talk you into going out then. Parking Lot #8 is a good Friday nite rally point for long hikes on Saturday.
609—-isn’t that MA? I grew up in the 603.I got this reply:
Sounds good. Just let me know and I’ll be ready to go anytime on Sat.
609 is NJ. My husband works in Philadelphia during the week and flies home for weekends. We lived in South Jersey until moving back to TX about 5 years ago.I sent this reply this morning:
I hope you understand when I say that I’m going to have to decline this weekend, and its not your fault. I had no idea that you were female. That in and of itself is not a problem, but I’m in a very committed relationship and she’d never understand if I went and spent the night alone in the woods with another woman. Please understand that I’m not making any accusations or implications about your intentions or character, you’re probably just like me in just wanting to get out in the woods and wisely know that going out alone in hot weather is unwise, but there are right things to do and there are wrong things to do and this would just be one of those wrong things to do, at least for me.
I do hope we get to meet and spend some time arund a campfire but, for me, it would be best if there were other people around.Sigh.
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Good morning Hamsters. The only legacy of last night’s storms that did not leave a drop on our place is a delightful 65 this morning and a north breeze. Sigh, it’s wonderful while it lasts.
Question for the day is what new scandal/outrage will rear its ugly head today? There’s bound to be one. Does it count that PRISM showed up so late yesterday as to not count for yesterday? Does it count for both days? It is big…Jabba the Hutt size. 🙁 -
Mornin’ Gang
#11 Sarge, the cynic in me makes me wonder if that was a set up. After all you’d be out in the middle of nowhere. Likely not but in this and time you never know. -
Well I’ve got my coffee and I’m off to the pier. 😉
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#11 – Thanks but my campin days have passed…..
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Camping? You mean like outdoors? With no bed? No shower? And no AC?
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New Englanders are different from Southerners.
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15 Katfish says:
June 7, 2013 at 8:16 am
#11 – Thanks but my campin days have passed…..
………………………………….NOW campin = NO room service!Criminy. If that’s what it takes I’ll make the coffee and open up the package of MRE biscuits for ya.
13 Super Dave says:
June 7, 2013 at 8:03 am
Mornin’ Gang
#11 Sarge, the cynic in me makes me wonder if that was a set up. After all you’d be out in the middle of nowhere. Likely not but in this and time you never know.Well it sure woulda been more polite if she woulda told me she was a she a whole lot earlier in the process. There’s no indication of sex or marital status on her profiel, but a lot of people don’t fill in thier profiles in these forums. The only indication was the trailname “Wisp” but thats a bit gender non-specific, and certainly less concerning than SpaceWeasel, Gimpy, Brute, and Caveman all of whom turned out to be good guys.
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Say Sarge, what is your trailname?
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#11 Sarge: Well stated and you made the correct, very wise decision to decline; WELL DONE, SIR. The possible maximum upside (simply a good time, plutonic, with a new friend in the woods) in no way compares to the very likely downside (hurt feelings of your S.O., ditto for Wisps husband {which may make him want to come hunting for you}; ) The potential for the negative way outweighs the potential for the positive.
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18 – Tell ya what Sarge – send her PHOTO and we can at least discuss it! 🙂
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Gosh y’all, have you seen this bizarre ‘do on She-Jack?
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I’m having a lot of fun imagining Sarge showing up in the woods, only to discover that she was a female.
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Wonder if she makes sammiches
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#22: Queen Sheila the limbo queen, there is no barrier below which she will not stoop. One of the commentors called her “gorilla looking” which is degrading to those fine wild apes in Africa.
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#25 Bones
Many of the comments were about Medusa, which seems very appropriate. Wouldn’t a short or medium Afro be a lot easier to maintain? Not to mention shampooing… -
#22 – You’ve heard of “Dream Catchers’? (this must be an attempt at a BRAIN catcher!!)
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Wouldn’t a short or medium Afro be a lot easier to maintain? Not to mention shampooing…
Do you actually think she ever does a single thing to maintain that “do” on her own? PUUUU-SHAWWWWW She has “her people” do the maintenance on her “do” and the people pay for it.
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#27: She is trying to catch a signal from the mother ship in orbit . . . . .
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You people should be ashamed of yourselves, making fun of a mentally-challenged person like that.
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#30 – doesn’t one have to actually HAVE a mental before it can be challenged? 🙂
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Now be fair, y’all — it’s hard for a former slave in our racist society.
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#32 – KO *BPH aka bovine processed hay* OFF
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I’m thinking it looks more like tiara than a crown, eh?
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From my email:
One evening a husband, thinking he was being funny, said to his wife, ‘Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in ‘Slim Fast’. Maybe it would take a few inches off of your butt!’
His wife was not amused, and decided that she simply couldn’t let such a comment go unrewarded.
The next morning the husband took a pair of his underwear out of his drawer. ‘What the heck is this?’ he said to himself as a little ‘dust’ cloud appeared when he shook them out.
‘Kathy’, he hollered into the bathroom, ‘Why did you put talcum powder in my underwear?’
She replied with a snicker. ‘It’s not talcum powder; it’s ‘Miracle Grow’!
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Animal lovers go here.
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The Obama administration has a familiar refrain on the surveillance of Americans’ telephone records: the president and his team are eager to have the debate.
OK, terdnozzle, here’s my opening remarks:
Amendment IV
The right of the people to be secure in their persons, houses, papers, and effects, against unreasonable searches and seizures, shall not be violated, and no warrants shall issue, but upon probable cause, supported by oath or affirmation, and particularly describing the place to be searched, and the persons or things to be seized.Now STFU.
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#38 – AaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaMEN!
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I have heard two liberals calling into shows today defending the NSA saying they are not really “listening in” on our calls, just watching the “traffic” or “noise” out there. To be honest, it sounded about as stupid as when we were saying it.
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Did he say, “Amen.”?
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The FBI has arrested someone named Shannon for sending those poison letters to Obama and Bloomberg.
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It wasn’t me, your Honor.
I was camping with Sarge and his new girlfriend. -
We’re supposed to get about an inch of rain per hour from 6PM to 9PM.
I hope OletimerLin is holed up safely in his hotel room tonight. The streets of Manhattan are gonna be wet and miserable tonight. -
I say we play with the government – EVERYBODY use these words!
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Edd was talking about how funny “Blazing Saddles” was. I’m watching it now. I just don’t get it. I haven’t even cracked a smile and I’m about halfway through.
I never liked the Three Stooges, either, and Hubby’d be rolling on the floor. It’s a totally different kind of humor, I guess. -
I finally found a line I like: “Is that a ten gallon hat or are you just enjoying the show?”
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#47 It’s a guy thing. You wouldn’t understand.
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#43 – Hey trouble makin Brother – holler at my land line when ya can……….
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This is a cool treehouse.
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#51 – pfpfpfpfpfpttttttttttttttttttt – that aint no treehouse
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Now THIS is a tree house!
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Finished “Saddles”. Mel Brooks humor is definitely not a type of humor I enjoy.
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It’s twue, it’s twue!
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The sheriff is near!
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55 Tedtam says:
June 7, 2013 at 4:00 pm
Will Colorado beat us to the punch?I think they would get what they wanted if they just made Denver, Vail, and Telluride separate states.
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#46 TT
EVERYBODY use these words!
I need emergency management for exercise prevention.
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This is why you never leave your sammiches in your truck.
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#60 – they’ll laugh until they see how much those seats get SHREDDED
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Sarge hopefully you will get the opportunity to meet your new friend in a group setting.
Tedtam, Blazing Saddles is a classic!
I managed to check off all of the items on my “to do” list today. Right now I am drinking alone while I wait for other alumni to show up to an event tonight in Clear Lake. Tomorrow I will head to Conroe so I can be certified as a Range Master for Boy Scout archery and BB gun ranges.
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#40 GJT
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Actually it is, the government should never have been given these powers to abuse. We will never shut them down now, barn door is wide open and from now on we will play the game of which politician is going to reign them in by gummy!
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Here we have another case of PCinsanity running amok. The PC lunacy has really started to infect the armed services to their detriment. The left always screams “tolerance” yet if you happen to disagree with them they become the most intolerant of all.
HEADLINE: Soldier Told Not to Read Levin, Limbaugh or Hannity in Uniform
Is that even legal to issue such an order?
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Historically the govt has ceded its special wartime powers after the need was over. Now I fear, like you, that we will never go back.
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More bear video. Bet polar bears can’t do this.
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Candy company creates breast milk flavored lollipop
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TexMo #62;
‘Tomorrow I will head to Conroe so I can be certified as a Range Master for Boy Scout archery and BB gun ranges.”
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#43;
“I was camping with Sarge and his new girlfriend.”
Good place to gather anthrax. -
#38;
I’ve heard certain “good” people say that the telephone surveillance is not big deal or problem but the mere fact that government is data mining everyone’s calls is creepifying. -
LImbaugh puts the whole NSA data mining operation, together with the IRS and Fast and Furious, in context: we are in the midst of a coup.
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SHABBAT SHALOM, Y’ALL
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I never liked the Three Stooges, either
Blasphemer.
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Well, the vacation is OVER! Packed up and heading out ’bout 6 AM! Dang Dammit we had a great time and with the exception of Thursday morning, great weather. Today, our last day, was spent on the beach under the umbrella having a few brewskis, life just don’t get any better than that.
Oh and our annual Moo Bar and Drum Stick give-away @ the pool was a big hit since we had 2 Drum Sticks and about 8 Moo Bars left. Every year for about 23 years we’ve been coming here and if we had ice cream left over on Friday we’d give it to the kids at the pool, we’d always ask their parents first. This time there were 4 kids with their Grandparents and we asked the Grandparents if it would be OK to give them ice cream and they said yes, 2 of the 4 kids asked their Grandparents if it was OK to take it! They were all less than 8 years old, I was so proud of them.
Did I ever tell y’all that “Life Is Good!’ 😀
See Y’all down the road!
Nytol.
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