Where’s The Wagonburner At?

It gets better.

The Wi-Fi in my room wasn’t working, so the Guest Services Manager offered to comp me dinner or breakfast.
I suggested a coupla drinks (since the Company already gets me dinner/breakfast).
She said “ok” (note the extreme negotiating skilz, people)
This was the equivalent of ONE drink (how good am I?).
My colleague and I got “a couple” EACH.
This was Scotch that goes for about $75 per litre.
Between the two of us, we got the better part of a litre.
/I need to sleep it off now