Weekend Missing Person Open Comments

Has anyone seen this person? He turned up missing recently.

He may be traveling under an alias and/or in disguise. Our investigations have uncovered some possible identities the subject may be using to evade recognition. We have enlisted the assistance of some very highly-paid artists to provide approximations of what he may look like when moving about incognito.
Ethel, the spinster librarian who lives with 43 cats and hasn’t had a date since that ill-fated lake excursion in 1975:

Neville, the shut-in geek bookworm:

Finally, there’s that crafty cracker, the dandy from Deltona, the lad from Leesburg, the man from Macclenny, Ocala Oscar: