Has anyone seen this person? He turned up missing recently.
He may be traveling under an alias and/or in disguise. Our investigations have uncovered some possible identities the subject may be using to evade recognition. We have enlisted the assistance of some very highly-paid artists to provide approximations of what he may look like when moving about incognito.
Ethel, the spinster librarian who lives with 43 cats and hasn’t had a date since that ill-fated lake excursion in 1975:
Neville, the shut-in geek bookworm:
Finally, there’s that crafty cracker, the dandy from Deltona, the lad from Leesburg, the man from Macclenny, Ocala Oscar:
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So where IS Hammy anyways?
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He just went further underground.
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I mentioned a few weeks ago the wife’s 19 yr old neice was killed in a motorcycle wreck. She was at a party and made the mistake of going on a ride to the store with a POS she didn’t know on what was described as a race bike (crotch rocket maybe?), he took a curve too quick and crashed. The POS not only can’t ride a bike but he’s a friggin coward and took off running leaving her dead on the road.
Anyways, with the help of an ex-girlfriend the police caught him the next morning, he was on probation and got charged and put in jail. A couple days ago there was a hearing to try and reduce his bail from 300K, no parents or anyone but a stripper there on his behalf. The DA referenced that along with the ex-girlfriend helping police and a long rap sheet. The judge cut him off before he was through, said he was not only not lowering bail but raising it to 500K. The family said the DA told them it was damn near unprecedented. Sweet justice.
Don’t do the crime in Montgomery County, Texas. -
I too had wondered where Hammy was hanging out lately. Sorta assumed it might be related to his love life but that was speculation.
Oh BTW, I have not seen any of those alter egos. But there might be others, right? -
I have not seen said fellow. Maybe he’ll show up soon?
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Tim, it is good to hear that the wheels of justice are still functioning and that in this case “common sense” prevails.
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So.
Remember a couple days ago on 3:14 it was “Pi Day”?
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We harvested our first red leaf lettuce this past week. The green leaf lettuce should be ready this week. The beans, carrots, swiss chard, strawberries, and tomatos are coming along nicely. The Mrs has a bunch more summer plants growing from seed that will be ready to go into the ground by the time it gets too warm for our cool weather plants.
We splurged a little and purchased a really nice sized blueberry bush. It has already budded out and has teeny tiny blueberries. Our apple tree that we have had awhile has been blooming for about a week now. I do not remember the variety, but it produces a really good apple.
Meanwhile all the citrus trees are starting to bloom this week. It is amazing considering that I picked the last of the tangerines and lemmons about two or three weeks ago.
This is by far the most we have ever planted and it is all doing well. The Mrs is saddened with the possibility of us taking a foreign assignment and leaving our garden when it is doing so well. -
Tim, sorry to hear about your neice, I hope the POS gets seriuos jail time. They’ll ask for some kind of plea bargan, I hope that the judge sticks to his guns. In Montgomery County that just may happen.
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My buddy and and I are pole-vaulting up 59 on the way to the lease, son-in-law is just ahead of us. I’m ridin’ shotgun and checking my E Mail. Technology sure is neat.
Did I tell ya’ that life is good? 😉 -
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Sounds like his past is finally gonna catch up with him. I know he has done some jail time previous but not any details. I thought we had some kinda three strikes law, but googling it appears we don’t. -
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But, but, but the dollar is the world’s reserve currency and the fed owns most of the debt anyway. We can just keep monetizing our own debt. No one will notice. No one will get mad. You can not treat a nation’s budgeting in the same manner as a household’s.
I have a high school friend that leans a little libertarian, but she will spout off some of the stuff I mentioned above. I really need to delve into her argument to understand it more. Perhaps then I could come up with a logical defense. She is almost finished working on her PhD in public policy and many of her friends on FB will talk down at me like I am the biggest simpleton. The way I see it though is our side with all the simpletons has the inertia of being really po’d and we are slowly spreading the common sense word similar to the video Tim posted.
I really do not care if some economics prof or professional devised a slick new accounting method. I believe the government should adhere to the K.I.S.S. principle when it comes to its finances. -
Has anyone seen this person? He turned up missing recently.
Just curious, but if someone turns up, isn’t he not missing anymore?
I mean it’s kinda like what I used to hear Canucks say back home
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I have a high school friend…..
You really oughtta hang in your own age group you perv. 😛
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G’Morning All
#3GJT
So sorry about your niece. Glad the perp got a good judge. Maybe they’ll unhook the clutch and throttle cables then handcuff his left hand to the right handlebar and his right hand to the left handlebar, open the throttle wide open and drop it in gear. -
10 year-old banjo picker Jonny Mizzone along with his brothers Robbie (13) on fiddle, and Tommy (15) on guitar, are The Sleepy Man Banjo Boys. Though their combined age is younger than music’s Hip-Hop era, it’s the 1950’s music of Flatt & Scruggs & The Stanley Brothers that inspires them. The Sleepy Man Banjo Boys are the result of brotherly-love, faith in God, and a passion for inspiring others with their musical gifts.
Foggy Mountain Breakdown
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Oh, and here’s a practice session at home:
Pretty Polly
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=TDlxccqtvtk#! -
#3 GJT
I’m glad there’s a judge with some common sense. I’m sure the perp’s family was schocked – SHOCKED! – that he wasn’t let off with a slap on the wrist.
I put together my inversion table last night. All by myself. I don’t know what was harder – getting it up the stairs in the box or putting the dang table on by myself. People with back issues shouldn’t have to do that stuff – get a table before you need it I guess. Anyway, I got it put together around midnight. I was so tired, and so ready to get some relief, that I just broke down in tears when it wouldn’t work. I looked at the picture and everything seemed to be in the right place, so I just soaked myself in Epsom salts and went to bed.
I got up late this morning, and Handsome was puttering around in the kitchen. He came upstairs to help me and as we were looking at the instructions and the equipment, I saw something I missed last night – I inserted the table through the brackets the wrong direction. Handsome and I took it off and he put it back on and voila! It works!
The tether strap is too stretchy to be useful – I went full invert when I thought I had it short enough to stop me at about 45 degrees. I have some leftover chain from a project here at the house, so I may swap that out. I did the full invert, and I felt SO MUCH BETTER afterwards. I’m starting to feel some soreness now, which is expected. It’s still better than what I had.
My dirt pile’s days are numbered. -
I have a baby shower in an hour, so I better get hustling. Still have to wrap my gift and get my butt over there.
Behave.
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Party at Tedtams!!
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#6 GJT: Thanks for posting that. It brought tears to my eyes at the thought of volunteers (violating the law of the USA) risking everything to do the Will of God. The Hand of God was clearly seen in that victory and in the 1967 war as well.
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#3 GJT: The looss of your niece is tragic. The only consolation is that the judge wants justice to be done. It is likely that the miscreant is going to do some serious time in this case as he was on probation when this tragedy happened, a tragedy due solely to his own lack of responsible behavior. The punk may not survive prison.
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We have a potential sighting!
This “gentleman” was arrested for raising a ruckus at an Astros spring training game. Apparently the umpires had a problem with being called “Protestant jackals”.
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Thanks. I don’t do FB but apparently there has been some mean tones from people questioning the girl’s decisions. Of course it was a mistake and one I’m sure she had been grilled time and again not to do. She was 19 and invincible, it happens in the blink of an eye. We all made stupid decisions when we were young and got lucky, some of us later in life. -
Rainbow wig indicates he’s made the big switch.
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Rainbow wig indicates he’s made the big switch.
Mebbe he just wants to expand the universe of possibilities and anounce that he is a switch hitter?
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I don’t do FB
Correction: You haven’t done FB since you posted pix of grandaughter Shelby Rose last year. But you have 65 perfectly good FB friends including half a dozen from the Couch. So you could do FB any time you want to.
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Don’t do it, GJT.
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Based on the afro, the “jackals” remark, and the date, I’m guessing there was a “John 3:16” sign involved. Maybe he used it to smite the umpire.
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But you have 65 perfectly good FB friends
A portion of which are why I
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BTW, nothing juicy hidden in that comment. Just that the Groundhog Day effect grated on me. -
Show some spunk, man. Unfriend those who annoy you.
/Note to self: check my own # of FB friends tomorrow to see if it has shrunk by 1. -
See, here’s a guy who takes FB seriously.
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I have left the baby shower. I thought that after the huge baby-stroller/diaper-bag-full-of-stuff that my gift wouldn’t mean much. But New Momma seemed really touched by my home made baby blanket in blue and white. She told me before I left that she’s taking it to the hospital for the new baby. Then she told me that the doctors told her she’d never be able to have children. So my blanket will be enfolding a miracle baby.
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A gift from the heart always touches the heart.
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I am remembering the last baby shower I was at, maybe 5 years ago. The expectant mom was gigantic at 7 months along. The main event was the opening of each gift bag and thanking the giver. There were over 100 guests so that process took quite a while, so long in fact that she had to excuse herself twice and go empty her bladder. That was very funny to the 100% female audience.
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Sounds like she shoulda cooled it on the beers.
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See, that’s why menfolk are no good at baby showers. They don’t understand that the baby rides on top of your bladder.
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So does beer, very annoying.
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I thought this was THE baby shower, I thought you were being awfully low key about it. -
/Note to self: check my own # of FB friends tomorrow to see if it has shrunk by 1.
See there, you can’t ever delete anyone cause it’s soooo dramatic.
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#3 – OOOOO-RAH – good to see a Judge takin care o bidness!!
In BACA we have very positive experiences in Montgomery County for sure! -
#6 – OutSTANDING!
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Katfish I’m sorry I don’t know their name but there was a motorcyclist association that reached out to the family, even though this punk would not be an upstanding part of any group.
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#46 – No apology needed pahdnah – could have been any of MANY groups that would do such…………….I’m actually northbound to Athens tomorrow for Memorial services – one of our chapter prospect’s Dad finally lost his longtime battle with cancer – praise the Lord his pain has finally ended!
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I felt good enough to go outside and do some yard work. Came back inside and showed Hubby the inversion table and he seemed quite anxious to try it out. He said he didn’t know if he felt any different afterwards. I did a second session on it myself and then fixed dinner.
I’m curious to see how sore I’m gonna be tomorrow. -
#49 – GLAD to hear it’s helping! *gravity will never fail you and it’s cheap!*
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Gravity”s a myth.
The Earth sucks. -
Mr Hooper, I’m not talkin’ about pleasure boatin’ or day sailin’, I’m talkin’ about workin’ for a livin’ I’m talkin’ about Devil-fishin’!
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Baby and bridal showers are the living definition of ennui.
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A “bold new experiment” – including conservative thought in the university classroom.
Not conservative classes, mind you. Just a professor that will include liberal AND conservative ideas.
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If this were a weekday, I might be be able to say FIRST. Insomnia; I haven’t been up this early in years. Good morning, Hamsterville.
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Good morning.
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I think he went back home to Flarda to get his fix, engaging in strange Flarda behavior.
Like horse punching. -
.Mongo only pawn in game of life.
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Aight I’ve had my Shipley donuts, is it noon yet?
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Yes.
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Good afternoon Hamsters. Happy St. Paddy’s Day. Wonder how many are imbibing green beer/ale today in celebration and hang on at a pub for good conversation to go with the good cheer. One too many glasses brings on visions of the wee folk starting to play tricks on the unwary. One of my favorite Irish blessings:
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I pulled everything out of the freezer to defrost it. About the only good thing about a frost-free freezer is that it makes you take inventory occasionally of what is stuffed in the back. I put the perishables in coolers, put a fan in front of the door, bowls inside to catch the dripping water, and went to see my mother to give her the weekly laundry. I stopped off at Kroger to get their corned beef that was on sale, but they were sold out. We’ll be having a pork loin tonight instead. The freezer is cooling down, the roast is in the oven, and I’ll be reloading the freezer soon.
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Just a quick ‘”drive-by” Sixty Minutes is airing a hit piece on the Catholic Church, am I surprised,…..NOPE, not one bit!
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frost-free freezer
think you got it backwards
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Yep, I did. non-frost-free
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Thought about watching the Catholic Church thing, then decided against it. Didn’t want my head to ‘splode.
Hubby and Handsome are making regular treks upstairs to hang. Hubby says he thinks it’s helping his back. I don’t want to do it too often, myself, afraid I might overdo a good thing.
Sarge in hammocks.
Katfish and now my family on inversion tables.
How many variations of “How’s it hangin’?” can there be? -
Potential sighting alert!!!
some relatives were at a powwow earlier today and sent a picture of a guy who didn’t quite fit in. He obviously wasn’t one of the Okie brethren and they said he took a couple of (ineffective) swings at some of their horses (and a pickup, but we’ll let that go).
I coupled that with Shannon’s earlier post about the cracker answer to cow-tipping, put two and two together and you be the judge.
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Maybe he’s gone Seminole.
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Maybe he’s gone Seminole.
He’d sure have a tough time as a Mohawk. . . . . .
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I watched the 60 Mins piece. It wasn’t the totality of the Catholic Church being examined, it was liberal feminist American nuns. The sort who want same sex marriage and contraception. -
The sort who want same sex marriage and contraception.
Which makes them very decidedly non-Catholic, i.e. protestant (at best).
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Maybe he’s gone Seminole.
He’d sure have a tough time as a Mohawk. . . . . .
Especially as a Mohawk who happens to bat for the English, as it were.
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Best joke of the day:
Piers: ‘I’m Not Part Of The Liberal Media’ -
My Sweetie has been so nice to me I’m doin’ supper…..hold on…..Baby you want your Spam medium or medium-well?
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You ever try a Spam or bologna omelet?
Ambrosia. -
Sounds like deliciosity on egg.
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I was picking up some Hormel Complete microwave meals at the store today. Far from being gourmet food, but the Dinty Moore beef stew is pretty good, and they take 90 secs to heat. Philistine that I am, this is my preferred lunch when I am at the office but my knees are acting wobbly. It’s a short trip to the lunch room to heat it, same short trip back to my office. It’s a much bigger deal to make my way to the deli on the ground floor. But where I’m going with this sad tale is there’s a new Complete: Spam and Potatoes. I passed. I think hubby would like it but he is on a diet.
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This must have been a very full day for most of us Hamsters so the blog played second or third fiddle. Well tomorrow’s a new day and a work day for most.
G’night all.
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