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Milla Jovovich has really let herself go.
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  1. Sarge Avatar
    Sarge

    /Quickly scans his list of things ne needs today.
    /Confirms that picture is not on that list.
    /Lamentations ensue.

  2. TexMo Avatar
    TexMo

    Is there any shame left in the world?!?

  3. TexMo Avatar
    TexMo

    Domino’s does not have to pay for its employee’s bedroom playtime.

  4. Katfish Avatar

    Where’s Benzion when we REALLY need him?????????
    OHโ„ข and TGIF Yall Hamoustonians!

  5. mharper42 Avatar
    mharper42

    Oddly, everyone else in view in the gameroom seems normal. Wonder if Milla brought her own hand sanitizer, or is that provided by the business?

  6. TexMo Avatar
    TexMo

    Frankeneggs are coming to a store near you soon. It also looks like they will market the frankeneggs to food companies to incorporate into finished products.
    – via Drudge

  7. wagonburner Avatar
    wagonburner

    I volunteer to investigate.
    For the sake of science and expanded knowledge.

  8. Shannon Avatar
    Shannon

    I had to look up who Milla Jojovich is.
    It seems she’s some science fiction movie queen.
    No wonder I’d never heard of her.
    Anyway, it appears that she is an outee.

  9. Tedtam Avatar

    Senator Sessions leaves bootprints. He is —- wissed —– OFF.
    And with good reason. The Dems budget is crap, and he knows it.

  10. mharper42 Avatar
    mharper42

    #6 TexMo
    Not Frankeneggs, but Fauxeggs. Like “imitation crabmeat” or “eggplant parmesan”, no gene splicing involved. Just come up with a substitute for the real thing.

  11. wagonburner Avatar
    wagonburner

    โ€œimitation crabmeatโ€

    That would be “Krab”

  12. mharper42 Avatar
    mharper42

    #8 Shannon

    Anyway, it appears that she is an outee.

    Whoa, looks like a cocktail weenie stuck in her navel.
    ๐Ÿ™‚

  13. wagonburner Avatar
    wagonburner

    looks like a cocktail weenie stuck in her navel

    Only if it’s a cocktail weiรŸwurst.

  14. Tedtam Avatar

    Hasn’t TBO already done this, with disastrous results?
    And why is the government getting into something that the free market should be doing?
    Oh, I forget who I’m talking about. My bad.

  15. Texpat Avatar
    Texpat

    Tedtam
    RE: wasting taxpayer money
    You’ve got to read this fascinating article on Tom Tryniski from a small town in upstate New York. He’s retired, a self-taught engineer with a high school diploma, who adds 250,000 pages a month to the free newspaper database that he runs from his attic and a gazebo in his yard.
    Tryniski’s overhead is $830 a month and he gives his data away for free.
    The federal government has spent to date $22 million to get about 5 million pages online.

    One computer expert working alone has built a historic newspaper site that’s orders of magnitude bigger and more popular than one created by a federal bureaucracy with millions of dollars to spend. Armed only with a few PCs and a cheap microfilm scanner, Tom Tryniski has played David to the Library of Congressโ€™ Goliath.
    Tryniski’s site, which he created in his living room in upstate New York, has grown into one of the largest historic newspaper databases in the world, with 22 million newspaper pages. By contrast, the Library of Congress’ historic newspaper site, Chronicling America, has 5 million newspaper pages on its site while costing taxpayers about $3 per page.[*] In January, visitors to Fultonhistory.com accessed just over 6 million pages while Chronicling America pulled fewer than 3 million views.
    Fourteen years ago, Tryniski, a retired engineer, launched his website after a friend loaned him a collection of old postcards of Fulton, New York, the town where he’s lived all his life. He decided to scan and share them online with his neighbors.

  16. Tedtam Avatar

    Paul Ryan gets Quote of the Day:

    He said when you read the Senate budget, “you find that the Vatican is not the only place blowing smoke this week.”

  17. OletimerLin Avatar
    OletimerLin

    G’Morning All
    Gotta run errands today. I’ll leave y’all with these
    Some more reasons I live in South Texas.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=xKy2lLNQYrI

  18. OletimerLin Avatar
    OletimerLin

    Jesuit school student gives greatest live-television wet willie since dawn of time during the selection of the new pope.
    The action took place on the campus of St. Josephโ€™s Preparatory School, which bills itself as Philadelphiaโ€™s Jesuit school. The news anchor is attempting to speak to Rev. George W. Bur, S.J., the schoolโ€™s president, because Pope Francis is the first Jesuit to hold the position.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=p0ft7FKEfsw

  19. GJT Avatar
    GJT

    LOL.
    Comment on HotAir’s article on the Cruz – Feinstein spat.

    If you listen very closely to the video you can hear what appears to be two, golf-ball sized, brass spheres knocking together anytime Cruz shifts in his seat.
    aquaviva on March 14, 2013 at 1:36 PM

    Lord hep us if Cruz lets us down, we’ll be more embarrassed than a Utahan supporting Jon Huntsman.

  20. Tedtam Avatar

    #19 OTL
    They’ve already yanked the video.

  21. Bonecrusher Avatar
    Bonecrusher

    Wayne LaPierre wins the “getzit” award.

    HEADLINE: LaPierre: โ€˜Let Them Be Damnedโ€™
    /snip
    Acknowledging the ire that has been directed his way since Decemberโ€™s shooting, LaPierre announced, โ€œI didnโ€™t come here to be popular; I came here to stand for what I believe is true.โ€ As for the elitists in the mainstream media and the nationโ€™s capital: โ€œLet them be damned,โ€ he said.

    Would that more in the public eye would shun the insanity of political correctness LTN censorship. It is way past time to stop the madness and call the facts as they are with out regard to the prevailing nonsense.

  22. lovelydaughter Avatar
    lovelydaughter

    Well I would like to announce since Tedtam hasn’t yet, AB and I are expecting a little… GIRL come late July!! The shot gun jokes can now commence.

  23. Bonecrusher Avatar
    Bonecrusher

    #23 LD: I have 4 sisters and one brother, 21 nieces and nephews. My baby sister, (3 boys, 1 girl) told me once that she never felt better than when she was pregnant; is this the case with you so far?

  24. Katfish Avatar

    #23 – Taking a page from Texpat’s ‘HH’ ………… MAZEL TOV!!!!

  25. lovelydaughter Avatar
    lovelydaughter

    #24- Bonecursher- So far I haven’t had any issues with my pregnancy if that is what you are asking. I love being pregnant honestly, I have never been confident about my body but for some reason I do now and makes it less about all that stuff. But both AB and I were not expecting to have a little bundle come so soon, but now that we are half way through, we wouldn’t have wanted it any other way. AB is so excited about being a dad and has already stated that our little girl is not leaving our house until she is 30!
    #25 Katfish- Thank you!!!

  26. GJT Avatar
    GJT

    Congrats LD ! Words of advice coming from fraternal grandparents of a little baby girl, we are grandparents too.

  27. GJT Avatar
    GJT

    That video of Jeff Gordon pranking the car salesman on a Camaro test drive? It was fake. Car salesman was an actor. I knew better than trust that prissy wine sippin New York Sitty lovin Jeff Gordon.

  28. Sarge Avatar
    Sarge

    Pat Caddel spoke at CPAC, and he held nothing back.

    As a Democrat, Caddell said he could tell the truth about the failings of the Republicans 2012 campaign efforts since “I have no interest in the Republican Party.” He compared Republicans unfavorably to Democrats.”In my party we play to win. We play for life and death. You people play for a different kind of agenda…Your party has no problem playing the Washington Generals to the Harlem Globetrotters.”
    snip
    When an audience member asked Caddell why he, a Democrat, was offering Republicans advice that would help them beat his own party, his response was met with huge applause. “I’m not a fan of Barack Obama,” Caddell said. “My first allegiance is to my country. I have paid a huge price, and when I watch you people screwing up I’m offended.”

    When you have the Chief of Staff of the Republican National Committee and the political director of the Romney campaign, and their two companies get $150 million at the end of the campaign for the ‘fantastic’ get-out-the-vote program…some of this borders on RICO [the 1970 Racketeer Influenced and Corrupt Organizations Act] violations,” Caddell told the crowd. “It’s all self dealing going on. I think it works on the RICO thing. Theyโ€™re in the business of lining their pockets.”
    “The Republican Party,” Caddell continued, “is in the grips of what I call the CLEC–the consultant, lobbyist, and establishment complex.” Caddell described CLEC as a self serving interconnected network of individuals and organizations interested in preserving their own power far more than they’re interested in winning elections.
    “Just follow the money,” Caddell told a rapt audience. “Itโ€™s all there in the newspaper. The way it works is this–ever since we centralized politics in Washington, the House campaign committee and the Senate campaign committee, they decide who they think should run. You hire these people on the accredited list [they say to candidates] otherwise we won’t give you money. You hire my friend or else.”
    Financial corruption is a key component of the current process, according to Caddell. “There’s money passing under the table on both parties. Donโ€™t kid yourself…If you canโ€™t see racketeering in front of you, God save you.”

    Caddell predicted that the Republican Party, unless it became the anti-establishment, anti-Washington party, would become extinct, like the 19th century Whig Party. “These people [in the consulting-lobbying-establishment complex] are doing business for themselves. They are a part of the Washington establishment. These people donโ€™t want to have change.”
    The 2010 takeover of Congress by the Republicans, Caddell said, “was not engineered by the Washington Republican establishment. They [the establishment] then took that victory and threw it away.”

  29. mharper42 Avatar
    mharper42

    LD, may your pregnancy and delivery be untroubled. Your little girl is sure to be a stunner, with good looks on both sides of her family!

  30. GJT Avatar
    GJT

    I thought of ya Sarge when I heard Caddell had said that.

  31. Tedtam Avatar

    #26 LD

    AB is so excited about being a dad and has already stated that our little girl is not leaving our house until she is 30!

    Good luck with that. We said the same thing, and look what happened. ๐Ÿ˜‰

  32. Sarge Avatar
    Sarge

    31 GJT says:
    March 15, 2013 at 12:13 pm
    I thought of ya Sarge when I heard Caddell had said that.

    When I think of the things those cronyist bastidges say about folks like us just so they can stay in power and line their pockets, I start thinking of President Rand Paul.

  33. lovelydaughter Avatar
    lovelydaughter

    #32- yea but Dad didn’t have a shot gun before that happened ๐Ÿ˜›
    We already own one and two hand guns! And AB is already pricing spring loaded ones.

  34. Sarge Avatar
    Sarge

    Congratualtions to not only LD for the upcoming boit of a new yoot, but also to AoSHQ, the CPAC blog of the year.
    The acceptance speech was quite moving.

  35. mharper42 Avatar
    mharper42

    #8 Shannon

    I had to look up who Milla Jojovich is.

    For Shans and anyone else puzzled by the red-head’s getup in the OC pic…

  36. Shannon Avatar
    Shannon

    I thought Boron was the Fifth Element.

  37. Sarge Avatar
    Sarge

    Nah,
    Boron is a character in a movie played by that comedian feller.

  38. Tedtam Avatar

    No, guys, Boron is the guy in the White House.

  39. TexMo Avatar
    TexMo

    Congrats to LD & AB. Now you can decorate with certainty.

  40. Bonecrusher Avatar
    Bonecrusher

    #42: You are correct, but it sounded crappy so I had to start over.

  41. mharper42 Avatar
    mharper42

    #42, #44
    Sounded a little tinny to me.

  42. Super Dave Avatar
    Super Dave

    Dang what a Loong week, oh and congrats to LD & AB. Being a Daddy I can say that the second best thing that ever happened to me was having kids, and the worse thing that ever happened was having kids! All the parents here will know what I’m talking about.

  43. Super Dave Avatar
    Super Dave

    #34 Shannon, when my baby girl got married we danced to “I loved her first” for the father/daughter dance. I couldn’t listen to it without tearing up so when we got out on the floor daughter started talking to me and a I kinda’ shut out the words and danced to the music, she saved my bacon on that one. Oh and she is STILL my baby girl! ๐Ÿ˜‰

  44. Bonecrusher Avatar
    Bonecrusher

    Way to go Dave, ya blog kilter.
    Shabbat Shalom Y’all

  45. Super Dave Avatar
    Super Dave

    Hey it twern’t me! It was dead at 5:53, I only tried to give it CPR. ๐Ÿ˜‰

  46. Super Dave Avatar
    Super Dave

    Well we’re off to the deer lease tomorrow, to install our new dance floor front porch and raise H3!! on the 4 wheelers. The first thing we have to do is find our bridge, after all the rain it might be at Flat Fork Creek, I hope it didn’t wash all the way down to the Attoyac River. ๐Ÿ˜‰

  47. mharper42 Avatar
    mharper42

    Hope all ya Hamsters have a great weekend. Mine will be subdued, as I learned this week that I almost waited too long, to still have enough energy to train my replacement. ๐Ÿ™‚ Got 2 more weeks of that upcoming, then see if it looks like The Company can finally cut me loose.
    I plan to spend the first week of retirement doing nothing but working Sudoku puzzles.

  48. Bonecrusher Avatar
    Bonecrusher

    Got 2 more weeks of that upcoming, then see if it looks like The Company can finally cut me loose.

    Maybe they’ll hafta pull you in on a high paid consulting basis for a few weeks a year, just so you don’t get bored.

  49. Tedtam Avatar

    Yeah, you can do like the City of Houston does. Retire an employee, then hire ’em back as “consultants” while they’re pulling a pension.
    Happens all the time.

  50. Tedtam Avatar

    My inversion table arrived today. Off to tackle assembling it. With any luck, I’ll be heels over head soon.

  51. Shannon Avatar
    Shannon

    Mharper
    I figured you’ve been worn out training and commuting. Get some rest this weekend.

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