Have you ever heard the phrase “There’s someone for everyone”? Well, there’s a place for everyone, too. For example, if you like being tied up in knots, there’s an international guild just for that purpose.
If you like hanging out with dead people, here ya’ go.
Broad swords rule! Well, technically, the king rules, but these dudes aren’t interested in crowns. Unless they’re bustin’ ’em.
These people don’t like fat cats. Literally. Like, no — fat — cats. Or dogs. People they don’t worry about so much. I wonder what they do with pigs?
I’ll bet these people laugh at the fat cat people. Just sayin’.
Camp nurses have an association. Not to be confused with the real ones at the hospital or in the doctor’s office. These probably have to have tweezers on them at all times, to remove ticks. Or baseball bats. To remove boys from girls.
I’m assuming this group doesn’t care about Samoyeds on welfare. Does this make them racist? I think we should worry more about getting people working. Oh, wait, Obama had a council for that. And he disbanded it. I guess we’re stuck working the dogs.
And we have to protect our prehistoric fish!
And, last but not least, doesn’t anyone care about desserts?
The moral of the story? You never have to be alone. Not even the freakazoids in D.C. They have their own associations, too. There’s the Senate, the House of Representatives, the Black Caucus…..
Thursday “Never Be Alone” Open Comments
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OK, we’re burning daylight, up and at em.
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Or baseball bats. To remove boys from girls.
I thought that was a water hose.
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You’re never alone with a schizophrenic.
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Someone needs to splain some things to this kid. What a punk! He has been accused of burglary, he is wearing an ankle monitor, he takes the reporters microphone, and then he orders his dog to attack the reporter. First I would be embarrassed if that were my kid. After I got over that, I would go on to the splainin part.
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It’s not their fault. They were probably bullied in school.
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#3 😀
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If you got twenny bux you don’t hafta be alone.
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Under the heading of something for everyone, we have ACHA. We even have our own grave yard. 😉
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They sho do make good tuna tho.
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#9: They be actin like ghetto thugs.
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The guy with Multiple Personality Disorder says to himself: “you’re a jerk, no I’m not, yes you are. . . .”
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87 Hamous says:
February 13, 2013 at 6:55 pmI’ve only heard Establishment Republicans making those statements.
And you. Holy cow. You blathered the same thing on these very pages right after the election. It’s apparent that you have no idea what you say from day to day.
As I recall, I stated that the People did not vote for “free stuff”, they voted with thier lady parts in favor of Gay Marriage and that the good news about the latter is that the issue was carried by the Liberty Arguments presented. That’s observation, not advocacy, and I didn’t mention Abortion at all, let alone blame Right To Life as the reason why the Republicans lost or that the issue should be abandoned. I also said that the way to combat this was not to change our principals but to change the way we talked about those issues.
But more importantly, and more to the point is this:The only faction within the Republican coalition who has ever asked you to set aside thier favored Candidate’s poor Right To Life record or any reservations you might have about it in the name of “electability” was the Establishment Republicans who asked you to ignore Romney’s record on the issue while he was Governor of Mass.
When the Establishment big wigs sat around in 2010 trying to decide where thier money, power, prestige, and contacts would be going, Romney’s record on Guns, Socialized Medicine, and Right To Life were not seen as ideological problems they could not countenance, but rhetorical problems that could be sloved by providing the Candidate with a few glib responses to questions, exculpatory justifications by talking heads, bloggers, and Op Ed writers planted by media consultants, and providing bushel baskets full of web links to an army of sycophantic shills who could use them in long and rambling cut and paste jobs in the comments sections of blogs and news stories until people got weary of paying attention to the issue.
The fiscal policy differences between all of the Candidates offered were miniscule. THere had to have been other issues that the Establishment thought rendered other candidates too Conservative to be “electable”. What other policy positions do you think made the Establishment decide that Romney was more “electable” than, for instance, Rick Santorum?
If you are relying on the current Establishment Republican Leadership to remain the guardians of your (and my) Pro-Life position, I believe you will find your self severely disappointed when they tell you that you need to be as reeeeeesonable on thhat issue as they are saying you need to be on immigaration because of what they see in the polls. -
You’re gonna have to untie yourself today. I’m not playing.
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Cows apparently need a better PR outfit.
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Once the word gets out about gang-raping dolphins with prehensile penises so will the bottlenoses.
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#1 Super Dave says:
February 14, 2013 at 5:50 am
OK, we’re burning daylight, up and at em.Is it really daylight at 5:50 am?
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#13 Sarge
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Marauding dolphins never give it a rest:
6. Dolphins never sleep. Yep dolphins can stay awake for five days straight with no loss of mental acuity. And after missing all that sleep they don’t even need to catch it up with little dolphin naps. So great, horny dolphins are probably awake while I’m sleeping. Just fantastic.
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#18 mharper42
#13 Sarge
It’s Valentines Day, give it a rest.He has a heart on for politics.
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Is it prehensile?
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#21 hamous
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Good Valentine’s Day morning Hamsters. Beautiful and frosty 32 at 6:30, white all over the pastures and roofs, sparkles after Sunrise for all too brief a time, then a bright winter day takes over the stage. We shall fondly recall this in July.
Spouse’s two dozen roses are doing well, only two of the yellow ones seem a bit weak. Not bad for having been given on Sunday. We’re sharing a big piece of red velvet cake for dessert tonight after dinner out. Nothuing fancy. Cards opened, enjoyed, and displayed near the roses. Very grateful for the almost 48 years together. 🙂 -
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#27 texanukian
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So G-D made a liberal.. . . .
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#28: Is it just me or is it crowded in here?
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Last month we published the findings of our study “Recasting History: Are Race, Class, and Gender Dominating American History?”, which examines freshman and sophomore U.S. history courses at the University of Texas and Texas A&M University. We found an extraordinary emphasis on race, class, and gender. At A&M 50 percent of history course material and at UT 78 percent of the assigned readings revolve around race, class, and gender.
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#26 Every time I think stinky hippies cannot possibly get any stupider….
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This is interesting. Some good numbers in the comments as well.
http://pjmedia.com/blog/im-glad-that-i-dont-have-canadian-murder-rates-where-i-live/ -
Yep, it’s true. Conservative women tend to be beautiful.
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And blonde, apparently.
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Do the drapes match the carpet?
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#27 Texanadian
And cover. Look out for those Irish astronomers. 🙂 Now that the Mayan Calendar caper is over, they might innocently stir up basement dwelling folks having too much time on their hands who are lookin’ for something else with which to terrorize low-information web browzers. -
Whoop! That stolen horse has been recovered & is OK!
http://www.chron.com/news/houston-texas/houston/article/Horse-thieves-abandon-stolen-mare-4278169.php -
Also from Shannon’s #31
The “no neutrality is possible” mantra simply exalts political partisanship under the false pretense of intellectual sophistication. College students in Texas and everywhere else deserve better. They deserve teachers committed to bringing forward not just favored fragments of the truth, but the whole truth.
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Jack Daniels Fishing Story I went fishing this morning but after a short time I ran out of worms. Then I saw a cottonmouth with a frog in his mouth. Frogs are good bass bait. Knowing the snake couldn’t bite me with the frog in his mouth I grabbed him right behind the head, took the frog, and put it in my bait bucket. Now the dilemma was how to release the snake without getting bit. So, I grabbed my bottle of Jack Daniels and poured a little whiskey in its mouth. His eyes rolled back, he went limp. I released him into the lake without incident and carried on fishing using the frog. A little later, I felt a nudge on my foot. It was that snake, with two more frogs.
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I think the Ds are terrified of Marco Rubio; they are trying every hook in the book to destroy him for taking a sip of water. This very same D-media complex is dutifully ignoring the ongoing episode of Bob Menendez, the underage prosititute visiting, corrupt SOB who illegally intervenes with the IRS on behalf of a big time donor who bilks medicare.
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Repentance and forgiveness start with an apology.
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42 Bonecrusher says:
February 14, 2013 at 1:30 pm
I think the Ds are terrified of Marco Rubio; they are trying every hook in the book to destroy him for taking a sip of water. This very same D-media complex is dutifully ignoring the ongoing episode of Bob Menendez, the underage prosititute visiting, corrupt SOB who illegally intervenes with the IRS on behalf of a big time donor who bilks medicare.Unfortunately, its likely to work.
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Remember “I can see Russia from my house” ?
While it is possible that such a gross error in judgement could be made again, that being not responding forcefully and with full vigor to such a blatant smear, I don’t think it will happen again. RMoney got beat when it should have been an easy win because he did not respond vigorously against the false statements and he did not attack those who made them. It is high time that we start digging up dirt on the reporters in addition to the manifold blunders and lies of the polititerds on the left.
BRASS KNUCKLES, we must fight for our very lives in the upcoming battles in congress and electorally in 2014 because they may very well depend on it. -
There are going to be literally millions of people whose only memory of Marco Rubio will be this one.
The media turns him into a punch line. And if you’re like most Americans too busy to devote hours of time to watch the State of the Union and its rebuttal, the news you got this morning portrayed Rubio as Cindy in the infamous spelling bee episode of the Brady Bunch (Cindy aces all tests in school until a red light on a camera during a televised contest freezes her beyond repair).
Poor impression made.
Mission accomplished.This IS worse than screwing underaged Dominican hookers. Most people don’t want to beleive that Senators screw underaged Dominican hookers and thus require proof that is difficult to get.
Endless loops of a guy looking like a total doofus—that’s easily understood. -
Happy Valentine’s Day, ladies.
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yeah, happy VD, y’all.
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Wishing you a happy Valentine’s day. Don’t forget to wrap your pipes. ~ Michael Berry
That’s funny right there, I don’t care who you are. 😀 -
Senate Pubbies block Hagel — for now, at least.
http://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/senate-republicans-have-the-votes-to-filibuster-on-hagel/2013/02/14/91afab0c-76c5-11e2-8f84-3e4b513b1a13_print.html
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Remember “I can see Russia from my house” ?
Of course she NEVER said that, it was said on SNL by the cute gal that LQQked just like her. Snoops says; THIS
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Betcha won’t find this on any non-FOX TV network:
Headline: Parents Complain About School Ad Excluding Whites From Tutoring Program
AURORA, Colo. (CBS4) – A school principal said no white children were allowed at an after-school tutoring program, and now some parents call it discrimination.No whites allowed and some call it discrimination?!? Gee, ya think? Can you imagine the outrage if the shoe was on the other foot? When will this racial discrimination/affirmative action finally stop?
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Of course she NEVER said that, it was said on SNL by the cute gal that LQQked just like her. Snoops says; THIS
You’re welcome.Which is exactly my point. The people the “Rubio drinking water during a speech” meme will reach will be the same people who believe that she said it. That Tina Fey clip saw about half as much play as the Rubio clip and did more than anyting else to convince people she was stupid.
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51 mharper42 says:
February 14, 2013 at 6:09 pm
Senate Pubbies block Hagel — for now, at least.
http://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/senate-republicans-have-the-votes-to-filibuster-on-hagel/2013/02/14/91afab0c-76c5-11e2-8f84-3e4b513b1a13_print.html
Thanks entirely to Ted Cruz, I believe.Might want to give a little bit of credit to Rand Paul.
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Waaaaaahhhhhh waaaaaahhhhhh
The evil media made my guy look like a doink.
What are you gonna do about it? -
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#57: I like the way you think but that might be a little too fast, you’re supposed to stretch it out for a few days and make them beg for “resolution”.
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#55 Sarge
Rand Paul seems to be a bit flaky, as shown in your very own link.had previously expressed an open mind toward Hagel.
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…until Hagel got stupid.
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#51 M42: THis was gleaned for the Drudge story on the same subject:
“What seems to be happening, and this has been growing over time, is the Republican minority in the Senate seems to think that the rule now is that you need to have 60 votes for everything,” Obama said. “Well, that’s not the rule.”
It sure as wiss happened a whole lot when the Ds were in the majority, now didn’t it?
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Okay we know Abe Vigoa is still alive. But Whodduh thunk Chubby Checker is still alive. Oh yeah and he is highly urinated off too.
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I thought they were in the majority.
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I don’t have FB – did the Edd Hendee effort to rendezvous that guy with his wife that was on the cruise ship blow up since it’s so late?
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Well daughter called about 7:30 and as usual we talked for about an hour. We talked about a whole bunch of stuff before she got around to telling me why she called, and that was because she got the clear title for her Vette! She was excited because it was the first car that she paid for and she did it in 2 years and 2 months. She reminded me that I paid for the 2 Z 28’s. Did I tell Ya’ that life is good!! 😉
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Paying off your note is a big thrill in a young person’s life!
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The Pauls, father and son, have not shown me they are pro-national security, so I don’t entirely trust young Rand. I am also not clear on whether he is an open-borders Libertarian.
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Well tomorrow is my 38 th wedding anniversary and Sunday is my 59 th Birfday, we’re heading over to Federicksburg for the long weekend and staying in a little shack out in a pasture. I’m making my first trip to the Nimitz Museum and I hope to find the brick paver that I got for my dad, a Sgt, recon, Burma, China, India Theater. YUP, Life is good!
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I thought Chubby Checker died in Katrina. Oh wait, that was Fats Domino. Wait again, he just went missing. I think they found him
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56 wagonburner says:
February 14, 2013 at 7:43 pm
Waaaaaahhhhhh waaaaaahhhhhh
The evil media made my guy look like a doink.
What are you gonna do about it?With the kind of tech savvy that these numbers demonstrate it IS up to Bonecrusher to do something about it.
H/T to Ace on that one. What he has to say about it is interesting. -
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Agreed. Daddy’s a whackjob. Going in, I have a huge trust problem with the son. -
I saw a print ad for Old Spice “Wolfthorn” that was so startling, I wanted to find it online and link to it. Haven’t found it yet, but the website comes up in google with an amusing line:
Our Complete Men’s Care Product Family | Old Spice
Over 74 years, we’ve been perfecting the art of making you more awesome by fixing your mansmell problems. -
I received some beautiful tulips about an hour ago. Those UPS guys are working a lot of overtime today.
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The boat of hell is docking. I wonder how long before Edd gets to hook up his new buddy with his wife?
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MHarper posted this on FB (it’s a pic of Rubio and the following caption):
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59 mharper42 says:
February 14, 2013 at 7:55 pm
#55 Sarge
Rand Paul seems to be a bit flaky, as shown in your very own link.That and everything else that’s been said may be true, but give the man his props. Cruz’ vote was never in question, but if Paul hadn’t voted “No” we’d be talking about Secretary Hagel right now. And Harry reid would be chalking up another victory instead of walking out with egg on his face for scheduling a cloture vote that didn’t pass.
The guy who might hold all the marbles is Orrin Hatch. He voted “present”. I’m betting he’s making some sweet deals right now. -
I’m making my first trip to the Nimitz Museum
Fantastic Museum. I go there every time I visit Fredricksburg.
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I understand Hagel may still get in, and I am not sliming Rand Paul. I’m just saying all his positions are not clear to me. I really liked his rebuttal speech, except for vagueness on “welcoming immigrants”. But Cruz has been flawless.
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#79 – Some folks use to say that about Dan Patrick……………….let’s HOPE Cruz don’t let the inside-the-beltway scum rub off on him
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Did you notice how the anchors suddenly had to cut it short when he started mentioning Edd and his Rescue operation? I think they were afraid he might mention KSEV.
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#68 Super Dave
Happy Birthday and Happy Anniversary and many more of each.
You will love the Nimitz Museum and The War in the Pacific Museum and allied exhibits.
See everything and be prepared to spend a full day doing it. It is superb. Spouse and I are members.
Highly recommend the Cotton Gin restaurant for dinner. 🙂
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