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  1. Shannon Avatar
    Shannon

    First.
    Peru?

  2. Sarge Avatar
    Sarge

    Geshuntieght

  3. El Gordo Avatar

    I’m thinking of changing my name to I P Freely.

  4. Simple Simon Avatar
    Simple Simon

    Nothing spells relief like Pi$$
    (Sorry for being so earthy this morning Gramma Hamster)

  5. wagonburner Avatar
    wagonburner

    Islamokazi strike at the US Embassy in Ankara.
    The Ankara Embassy i, like most US Chanceries, is a mini-fortress.
    39ยฐ54’29.01″N 32ยฐ51’21.14″E

  6. Simple Simon Avatar
    Simple Simon

    El Gordo,
    Please allow me to clarify my last remark, although it is at the risk of being tarred & feathered, keel hauled, and flamed, given some the remarks yesterday concerning blood pressure and cholestrol medications.
    I take Furosemide, which is a diuretic used to treat blood pressure. It does this by causing your body to dehydrate itself in pretty short order. Needless to say I can
    appreciate a good pi$$ and the relief that comes with it.
    I know that you are in the hospital with urological problems. I hope everything has come out well for you.
    Simple

  7. Hamous Avatar

    I got my Obamaphone application in the mail!

  8. wagonburner Avatar
    wagonburner

    I hope everything has come out well for you.

    I think it has and is.
    Hence the name change. ๐Ÿ˜‰

  9. Bonecrusher Avatar
    Bonecrusher

    from last night:

    93 Shannon says:
    January 31, 2013 at 9:20 pm
    Geraldo in the Senate?
    It really is over, gang.

    Dude, when Al Freaking Franken got elected stole the election in Minnesota it was over.

  10. Bonecrusher Avatar
    Bonecrusher

    #5 IP: Kinda like your little flarda made a jail break? Should you name be changed to Henry Longshot?

  11. Simple Simon Avatar
    Simple Simon

    11 Boney
    I think a Loud Mouthed, Grand-Standing, Ethically Challanged, idiot with no association
    with the truth, will fit in just fine in the Senate these days.
    Just one more snake in the den.
    Simple

  12. Hamous Avatar

    One more nail in the coffin.

  13. Sarge Avatar
    Sarge

    I don’t think I’ve got enough popcorn to watch this Menendez thing.
    Underaged Dominican hookers. Medicare fraud. Influence peddling, FBI raid, and a document shredding program big enough to need a truck.
    A. Document. Shredding. TRUCK.

    Federal agents raided the West Palm Beach eye clinic of a longtime friend and political supporter of Sen. Robert Menendez earlier this week after a document shredding truck was observed at the building, following attempts by FBI agents to question Dr. Salomon Melgen about his relationship with the New Jersey Democrat, according to federal officials familiar with the investigation.

    Underaged Dominican hookers. Well, at least he wasn’t tapping his toe in a Mens room or sending e-mails to 18 year olds. Then we’d have to call him a pervert.

  14. Tedtam Avatar

    Last lap around the track.

  15. Bonecrusher Avatar
    Bonecrusher

    ATF bungles yet again. I have a basic distrust of the feds, and an intense distrust of the ATF given their actions of late: Fast and Furious, the one in Miami, the one listed above; and after listening to G. Gordon Liddy back in the 90’s, the ATF has earned the penalty of closure. The agency is and has been completely out of control for a long time and needs to be closed, all the employees fired and then we start over with some sanity, clear direction and boundaries, none of which is possible under this admin.

    A store calling itself Fearless Distributing opened early last year on an out-of-the-way street in Milwaukee’s Riverwest neighborhood, offering designer clothes, athletic shoes, jewelry and drug paraphernalia.
    Those working behind the counter, however, weren’t interested in selling anything.
    They were undercover agents from the U.S. Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms and Explosives running a storefront sting aimed at busting criminal operations in the city by purchasing drugs and guns from felons.
    But the effort to date has not snared any major dealers or taken down a gang. Instead, it resulted in a string of mistakes and failures, including an ATF military-style machine gun landing on the streets of Milwaukee and the agency having $35,000 in merchandise stolen from its store, a Journal Sentinel investigation has found.

    Make sure you have your splodey head tape installed before you read the article.

  16. wagonburner Avatar
    wagonburner

    #15 sarge
    They weren’t emails; they were tweets.
    Besides, Anthony Weiner was set up by the Rethuglicans.

  17. GJT Avatar
    GJT

    Geraldo will have an “R” behind his name, it’ll all be ok batos.

  18. Sarge Avatar
    Sarge

    18 wagonburner says:
    February 1, 2013 at 8:36 am
    #15 sarge
    They werenโ€™t emails; they were tweets.
    Besides, Anthony Weiner was set up by the Rethuglicans.

    Actually, I was thinking of Mark Foley.

  19. mharper42 Avatar
    mharper42

    Good morning, Hamsterville! Even if the only good news so far is El Gordo’s name change. Glad you are feeling better, EG, and as I recall, you can now get down to the business of a hip replacement. Hope that goes well.
    Is “Hang in there” an appropriate comment?

  20. Tedtam Avatar

    WARNING: LIBERAL USE OF PROFANITY AND “N” WORD
    Note: I use the term “mother” loosely. These females are biological baby factories, not what I would consider loving, nurturing mothers.
    This video shows the true decline of our society. According to the article. two mothers with their unruly children are removed from an Atlanta mall that has been plagued with drug dealing, gangs, and shoplifting. The security guard has taken to having a video camera on him to protect himself, smart man. The mothers are obviously upset at having their children’s behavior corrected, and upset that their access to the mall is being restricted, and instead of correcting their kids, they take it out on the guard. What I find horrifying is how the toddlers begin to emulate their mother’s behavior. One woman finally gets what she deserves, and her kids freak out.
    So – the kids see and hear profanity, disrespect for authority, support for their misbehavior, and the trauma of their mother getting tazed, then their father getting angry at the guard for protecting himself.
    And they wonder why there are so many derogatory stereotypes.
    Video and article are here.

  21. Bonecrusher Avatar
    Bonecrusher

    via Drudge: Lying racist Tawana Brawley is back in the news, and the lying scum Al Sharpton by association with her. The pic on Drudge (right hand column near the bottom) shows the fat, race hustling, sleeze-ball Sharpton back in the 80’s. Al the scum Sharpton must be Q the 10th’s role model.

  22. Bonecrusher Avatar
    Bonecrusher

    #22: If someone insists on acting like an animal, that is how they should be treated. If a dog acted in a similar fashion it would be put down.

  23. wagonburner Avatar
    wagonburner

    Although tasering is more fun.
    He needs one with more voltage and longer dwell time. Nothing like seeing an idiot like that bouncing around on the sidewalk for a while.

  24. wagonburner Avatar
    wagonburner

    Today’s installment of “Karma’s a harsh mistress” includes a heaping hot dose of schadenfreude.

  25. Bonecrusher Avatar
    Bonecrusher

    #22: One of the many things that struck me in the video is how many times the loud-mouthed welfare brood mare had to repeat the same insults and how many different times she assaulted the security guard before she finally got zapped.
    How many kids were there, 4 or 5 and she gets paid more for each one she bears. The obvious solution (to me) is that when you deliver your 2nd child on welfare, your tubes get tied before you leave the delivery room. Make sure the procedure is reversible, but no gov’t funds pay for said reversal. The problem is that the ignorant are paid to produce more children who have no very little chance of anything other than slavery to the welfare state. The solution is to stop paying for it.

  26. Tedtam Avatar

    I just signed up for the new networking site https://www.teapartycommunity.com/
    Like Facebook, but more conservative. From the Breitbart article which made me aware of the new site:

    In what seems like a double standard against conservatives, Facebook has not taken down a vile page depicting former Alaska governor and vice presidential nominee Sarah Palin holding a gun to her head while allowing users and “fans” to post messages on the page that wish for Palin’s death.
    The social networking site has banned conservatives and conservative pages for lesser “offenses.”
    The website Pundit Press, which monitors Facebook pages that target conservatives, found a Facebook page titled, “I hate it when I wake up and Sarah Palin is still alive.”
    The page shows “a cartoon caricature of Palin holding a pistol to her head” and has over 3,000 likes. The page, though, claims it is not advocating Palin’s assassination.
    The page claims that it is simply “a page about venting dislike over Sarah Palin” that in “no way advocates an assassination of Sarah Palin in any way, shape or form.” …
    /snip
    Facebook has not taken any action,…
    /snip
    One of the co-founders of “Chicks on the Right” observed Facebook was “targeting conservatives” and told Starnes that liberals โ€œwho are hell-bent on silence conservativesโ€ work together to report conservative posters and websites to try to get them banned.

  27. Tedtam Avatar

    #26 WB
    I saw that last night after I returned from my LLU class.
    I smiled. Couldn’t he’p it.

  28. Tedtam Avatar

    Re my video link.
    That guy does not get paid nearly enough. First, he has to deal with drug dealers. Constantly. Then, he has to deal with the poorly trained chirrens stealing crap. Then he has to look at the breeding machine that produced the next generation crime wave.
    I think the last part is the hardest part of the job. Those two women- “skank” does not even cover it.

  29. Bonecrusher Avatar
    Bonecrusher

    Before someone gets their panties in a knot, I am not suggesting to literally treat them like animals, nor do I think that the incident portrayed was a death penalty offense. The offense was certainly worthy of 30 day in the slammer to give the perp time to consider its’ actions, however.

  30. Bonecrusher Avatar
    Bonecrusher

    Those two women- โ€œskankโ€ does not even cover it.

    “skank” would be considered “uppity” compared to those 2; it may however, be something to which they aspire.

  31. Bonecrusher Avatar
    Bonecrusher

    #33: I remember the event well. I also remember the sub-humans in Gaza cheering because it happened over the area of Palestine, TX. Those same sub-humans cheered and passed out candy and exchanged gifts when the event on 11Sept2001 happened.

  32. Sarge Avatar
    Sarge

    Did someone say โ€œKarmaโ€™s a harsh mistressโ€?

    A check that Democratic New Jersey Sen. Bob Menendez wrote to his longtime campaign donor Dr. Salomon Melgen on Jan. 4 to cover private jet travel to the Dominican Republic represented more than one-third of his cash-on-hand โ€” and perhaps as much as 90 percent โ€” according to an analysis of his most recent U.S. Senate financial disclosure report.
    Dan Oโ€™Brien, Menendezโ€™s chief of staff, told WNBC-TV4 in New York on Tuesday that the senator reimbursed Melgen $58,500 for two trips they took together to the island nation in 2010. (RELATED: Menendez admits frequent Dominican travel, reimburses FBI-raided donor)
    Menendez signed a disclosure statement on May 9, 2012 indicating that he had between $66,003 and $165,000 in three different bank and credit union accounts. His only other asset is a rental property worth between $250,001 and $500,000.

  33. Bonecrusher Avatar
    Bonecrusher

    #35 Sarge: One has to wonder what the wiss was going on in the DR other than under-age prostitutes; those can likely be had in DC with just a phone call. I recently saw a TV documentary that claimed most of the cocaine from Columbia comes into the East Coast via the DR, could that be a clue as to why Charlie Rangel and Menendez have such interest in that island? One would think that tremendous sums of dirty cash also transit that island.

  34. Katfish Avatar

    RE: tazing the arrogant so-called “shopper”
    How long before that guard has had enough and quits?
    How many more will dare take his job?
    And ultimately how long before that business simply chooses to close and move elsewhere? (or simply refuses to re-open anywhere)

  35. Tedtam Avatar

    There’s an interesting poll over at TeaParty Community. Should felons be allowed to own guns?
    I agree with one of them – if it’s a white collar criminal, no violence involved, and the offender has paid his dues, I don’t think they should be restricted. If it’s a felon involved in a violent offense like, oh, aggravated robbery, then by all means restrict them. Not that they won’t find a gun anyway, but having the law set up like that will enable the justice system to slap more years on their next sentence.

  36. wagonburner Avatar
    wagonburner

    racist

  37. Bonecrusher Avatar
    Bonecrusher

    We all are aware, or should be, of the “training exercise” that happened this week in Houston, Boston and Miami involving Blackhawk helicopters, and lots of blank ammo. Sorcha Faal writes about this event here. I normally do not take what SF writes at face value, however, this time it seems to be right on target.

  38. Texpat Avatar
    Texpat

    #40

    I normally do not take what SF writes at face value, however, this time it seems to be right on target.

    Honestly, man, you gotta get a life.

  39. Texpat Avatar
    Texpat


    Nextera Energy of Florida goes up to Canada to chop down trees with bald eagle nests so they can install wind turbines.

  40. mharper42 Avatar
    mharper42

    I would like to see Hal add Socha Faal to the screening list for rejecting comments…

  41. Texpat Avatar
    Texpat

    Too bad this won’t be a Super Bowl ad.

  42. wagonburner Avatar
    wagonburner

    Isn’t $58,000 kind of a lot for hookers? Are Dominican hookers that much better that it’s worth traveling to their “offices” to conduct business? Do Dominican hookers who move to other countries lose their Dominican essence, thereby forfeiting their pricing premium?
    Is the whole Dominican hooker angle some sort of modified limited hangout, so to speak, hiding other, more serious issues?

  43. wagonburner Avatar
    wagonburner

    Today’s winner of best actual news story and headline that I did not make up goes to CNN for “‘Gay’ dog gets euthanasia reprieve”.

    According to the irreverent website Gawker, Facebook users had a hissy fit Wednesday when they found out the dog’s owner got rid of the animal after he (the dog, not the owner) humped another male dog.

    The first comment asks the question most on everyone’s mind:

    How many bullets in the dog’s magazine?….

  44. Texpat Avatar
    Texpat

    They don’t have US federal grand juries, search warrants or the FBI in the Dominican Republic. I suspect the Senator thought he was safer down there than stateside, but 58 large is a high price anywhere just to get leighd.

  45. wagonburner Avatar
    wagonburner

    Yabbut, child prostitution is illegal for US Citizens to partake in regardless of locale.

  46. Katfish Avatar

    $58k ???
    for THAT rate someone up in Dallas better be able to hear me holler! ๐Ÿ™‚

  47. Sarge Avatar
    Sarge

    36 Bonecrusher says:
    February 1, 2013 at 10:33 am
    #35 Sarge: One has to wonder what the wiss was going on in the DR other than under-age prostitutes; those can likely be had in DC with just a phone call. I recently saw a TV documentary that claimed most of the cocaine from Columbia comes into the East Coast via the DR, could that be a clue as to why Charlie Rangel and Menendez have such interest in that island? One would think that tremendous sums of dirty cash also transit that island.

    Is the whole Dominican hooker angle some sort of modified limited hangout, so to speak, hiding other, more serious issues?

    This is where it gets interesting.
    The guy who paid for both the trips to DR and the underaged hookers managed to get a contract to run security at DR ports. The contract is worth up to a Billion dollars over twenty years. It was a contract the DR refused to honor as they said it was a sweetheart deal for whoever held it, but the Menendez used his influence at the State Department to get it enforced.
    Menendez is claiming the underaged hooker story was floated by drug kingpins in order to void the contract with his buddy.
    No mention as to whether the drug lords were responsible for his taking illegal gifts from a campaign donor, the alleged Medicare fraud, or drove the document shredding truck, though.
    Like I said—-lots of popcorn is going to be needed for this one.
    Maybe Menendez figures that he can stay in the Senate as long as all he did was accept illegal gifts, then made verything right when he got caught. Sadly, he’s probably right. He might be able to survive if the underaged Dominican hooker thing can’t be proven beyond a shadow of a doubt.

    45 wagonburner says:
    February 1, 2013 at 12:21 pm
    Isnโ€™t $58,000 kind of a lot for hookers? Are Dominican hookers that much better that itโ€™s worth traveling to their โ€œofficesโ€ to conduct business? Do Dominican hookers who move to other countries lose their Dominican essence, thereby forfeiting their pricing premium?

    Technically, the $58K is for the travel on board a private jet and the stay at the donor’s luxurious multi-million dollar mansion. That’s the limited hangout.
    But dang—-even if you make $250K annually, do you take a freaking $58K vacation unless you figure you’ll never have to foot the bill and nobody will know that you did it?

  48. Sarge Avatar
    Sarge

    49 Katfish says:
    February 1, 2013 at 12:36 pm
    $58k ???
    for THAT rate someone up in Dallas better be able to hear me holler!

    47 Texpat says:
    February 1, 2013 at 12:29 pm
    They donโ€™t have US federal grand juries, search warrants or the FBI in the Dominican Republic. I suspect the Senator thought he was safer down there than stateside, but 58 large is a high price anywhere just to get leighd.

    Similar vacations can be had in Oklahoma for around twenny bux, but none of them are underaged.
    The FBI has e-mails and taped interviews with several of the hookers involved. They’ve been investigating this since August when the Daily Caller first broke the story. ABC had knowledge of the investigation and the underaged hooker allegations then, but chose not to report on it until after the election. Like I said, this was just underaged girls being schtooped by a New Jersey Democrat, not a Republican tapping his foot on the floor, or allegations of sending emails to 18 year old male Pages made by a website that had no traffic, so no real need to inform the public.

  49. wagonburner Avatar
    wagonburner

    ok – technically, it was not $58,000 for one vacation; it was for three visits. Still, $20,000 for a trip to the DR for sex? Three times? That’s like 3,000 modified limited hangouts outside the front gate at Ft. Sill.
    I read in one of the articles where the hookers were supposed to be paid $500 for services rendered, but he only gave them $100. That might have been what started the avalanche. The allegation that one or more were 16 or 17 while on the clock (so to speak) bumps the modified limited hangout to a serious felony, one that could send him to a nice medium or higher security prison for life.

  50. wagonburner Avatar
    wagonburner

    ABC had knowledge of the investigation and the underaged hooker allegations then, but chose not to report on it until after the election.

    I thought that part was the unpaid intern who was on the sex crimes registry who had overstayed his visa.
    No, really.

  51. Bonecrusher Avatar
    Bonecrusher

    #52: The pertinent highlight concerning Hooker Bob:

    Authorizes fines and/or imprisonment for up to 30 years for U.S. citizens or residents who engage in illicit sexual conduct abroad, with or without the intent of engaging in such sexual misconduct.[5]

  52. Sarge Avatar
    Sarge

    I thought that part was the unpaid intern who was on the sex crimes registry who had overstayed his visa.
    No, really.

    As I said.
    Lotsa popcorn.

  53. Bonecrusher Avatar
    Bonecrusher

    Mack on the morning show mentioned that the VA docs are quick to label vets as having PTSD symptoms. This designation strips them of thier 2nd Amendment rights. This is in the law passed in one of the latest Defense Authorization Act.

  54. Shannon Avatar
    Shannon

    What is “intended or unintended illicit sex” abroad?
    And more importantly, what is the statute of limitations?

  55. Hamous Avatar

    Whenever I see the name Clyde I think of this:

  56. Sarge Avatar
    Sarge

    57 Shannon says:
    February 1, 2013 at 1:31 pm
    What is โ€œintended or unintended illicit sexโ€ abroad?
    And more importantly, what is the statute of limitations?

    I beleive Nuevo Laredo is on the list of exempted locales. You’re good.

  57. wagonburner Avatar
    wagonburner

    what is the statute of limitations?

    Many (most?) laws include a deadline beyond which action under that law is disallowed. For example, if you crash into my house, you are liable for any damages resulting from that accident. Say we settle the claim and five years from then I go to sell the house. The resulting inspection reveals some hidden damage. Depending on the wording of the settlement we reached earlier, I may be able to seek additional compensation from you. However, if the statutory limitations of the time by which suit may be filed has elapsed, then I am out of luck.
    This may also apply to criminal laws as well. Say some video or other evidence surfaces that you stole or shot up a stop sign in your misspent youth. Even if the police knew where you live, wanted to prosecute you for that heinous crime, and could reasonably expect to capture and convict you, they couldn’t because too much time had passed.
    For particularly serious criminal acts, e.g., murder, rape, there is no statutory time limit.
    Now, if you are talking about a wild time you had in Juarez when you had just graduated high school and one or another of the chicas were maybe not quite as old as you, never fear. The laws in effect at the time apply, unless they were repealed, in which case, there is likely no law to worry about. Any law passed after that would not affect you because the Constitution forbids ex post facto legislation.

  58. Shannon Avatar
    Shannon

    When I see the name Clyde, I think of David Clyde and Billy “Satan” Martin.

  59. Katfish Avatar

    Well one would HOPE this is accurate and real (I know I sure do hope so)
    1,100 Green Berets set record straight on guns

  60. wagonburner Avatar
    wagonburner

    If were were to limit crazy cat ladies to 5 or fewer, most of this problem would evaporate.

  61. Tedtam Avatar

    #64 WB
    Well, some kids ARE more like pets. Perhaps there’s just some confusion in the counting.

  62. Tedtam Avatar

    “Long walk off a short Piers”
    It appears the bloviating Brit is barely treading water on this one, and about to go under.

  63. Bonecrusher Avatar
    Bonecrusher

    #57: In Pyro’s #52 link there is this:

    Eliminates statutes of limitations for child abduction or child abuse.

    I think sex with a minor is considered child abuse. The intended or unintended is, I guess, if you knew or did not know that the subject receptacle was of age or not.

  64. Texpat Avatar
    Texpat

    World’s cheapest computer. They thought they would sell maybe 5.000 or so.
    Nearly a million in less than a year.

    Raspberry Pi may sound like the name of a math-based dessert. But it is actually one of the hottest and cheapest little computers in the world right now. Almost one million of these $35 machines have shipped since last February, capturing the imaginations of educators, hobbyists and tinkerers around the world.

    These kinds of innovations will have far more effect on our lives than any governmental dictates or policies.

  65. Texpat Avatar
    Texpat

    The New York Times has been subject to cyber attack by Chinese government hackers for months.

    The timing of the attacks coincided with the reporting for a Times investigation, published online on Oct. 25, that found that the relatives of Wen Jiabao, Chinaโ€™s prime minister, had accumulated a fortune worth several billion dollars through business dealings.
    Security experts hired by The Times to detect and block the computer attacks gathered digital evidence that Chinese hackers, using methods that some consultants have associated with the Chinese military in the past, breached The Timesโ€™s network. They broke into the e-mail accounts of its Shanghai bureau chief, David Barboza, who wrote the reports on Mr. Wenโ€™s relatives, and Jim Yardley, The Timesโ€™s South Asia bureau chief in India, who previously worked as bureau chief in Beijing.

    This explains why Thomas Friedman is both terminally boring and incoherent.

    Security experts found evidence that the hackers stole the corporate passwords for every Times employee and used those to gain access to the personal computers of 53 employees, most of them outside The Timesโ€™s newsroom.

    But, most important of all, for those of you still relying on Norton anti-virus and malware products…

    Over the course of three months, attackers installed 45 pieces of custom malware. The Times โ€” which uses antivirus products made by Symantec โ€” found only one instance in which Symantec identified an attackerโ€™s software as malicious and quarantined it, according to Mandiant.
    A Symantec spokesman said that, as a matter of policy, the company does not comment on its customers.

    Yeah, I bet they don’t have a comment.

  66. Bonecrusher Avatar
    Bonecrusher

    This is an interesting take on global affairs.
    The first comment starts off like this, and I urge all to read the rest of it.

    Dean Jackson
    22 minutes ago
    Ladies and gentlemen, Argentina will use the Falklands as a crisis situation to keep the British military busy after Mexico requests from “democratic” China (in the near future China will initiate the next major disinformation operation under the “Long-Range Policy”…LRP…the fraudulent collapse of the Chinese Communist government. The “collapse” of the USSR in 1991 was the last major disinformation operation under the LRP) troops to “assist” the then spreading “drug wars” there. The “drug wars” in Mexico were instituted as a pretext for requesting “assistance” from a future “democratic” China.

  67. Sarge Avatar
    Sarge

    The New York Times has been subject to cyber attack by Chinese government hackers for months.

    WOW.
    A bunch of Commie Hackers Hacked a bunch of Commie Hacks.
    We live in interesting times.

  68. Sarge Avatar
    Sarge

    Dean Jackson
    22 minutes ago
    Ladies and gentlemen, Argentina will use the Falklands as a crisis situation to keep the British military busy after Mexico requests from โ€œdemocraticโ€ China (in the near future China will initiate the next major disinformation operation under the โ€œLong-Range Policyโ€โ€ฆLRPโ€ฆthe fraudulent collapse of the Chinese Communist government. The โ€œcollapseโ€ of the USSR in 1991 was the last major disinformation operation under the LRP) troops to โ€œassistโ€ the then spreading โ€œdrug warsโ€ there. The โ€œdrug warsโ€ in Mexico were instituted as a pretext for requesting โ€œassistanceโ€ from a future โ€œdemocraticโ€ China.

    Incoherence. The new trenchant.

  69. wagonburner Avatar
    wagonburner

    Dude, you’re being duped by the Tri-lateralists. The Rockefeller arm of the Republicans have been running a false-flag operation to distract you from what their Tri-lateralist buddies in the UN are up to in crfeating the New World Order.

  70. Sarge Avatar
    Sarge

    And Halliburton.

  71. Bonecrusher Avatar
    Bonecrusher

    I guess the Chinese have no designs on anything beyond their own borders and have no desire to dominate, nor do the Rooskies, and of course we know that the mooslimes are perfectly content to leave islime right there in the ME and leave everybody else alone. Leaders of the countries above have no desire to dominate the rest of the planet and are all simply misunderstood, they’re really just a bunch of nice guys.

  72. Hamous Avatar

    And the wafting aroma beautiful mind-controlling รœber-poppies.

  73. Hamous Avatar

    I couldn’t get past the first paragraph. After that all I saw was this.

  74. Katfish Avatar

    #78 – this “believe all or none penchance” you seem to have grooved yerself into must be pure self torture BC………………. (and sadly reminds me WAY too much of my EXX)

  75. wagonburner Avatar
    wagonburner

    You married bone?

  76. Sarge Avatar
    Sarge

    If I read it correctly, Argentina is going to help the Chinese take over Mexico by going to war with Great Britain. The Chinese started the Drug War in Mexico in order to take it over. How Argentina going to war with Britain helps them take over Mexico is a bit problematic to figure out, but I think the Chinese know what they’re doing.

  77. Bonecrusher Avatar
    Bonecrusher

    #78 โ€“ this โ€œbelieve all or none penchanceโ€ you seem to have grooved yerself into must be pure self torture BCโ€ฆโ€ฆโ€ฆโ€ฆโ€ฆโ€ฆ. (and sadly reminds me WAY too much of my EXX)

    Really kind of a ridiculous statement. What I said was that this was an interesting take, the scenario presented is interesting, I have no idea how accurate it is. What else is really interesting is the knee jerk response that came from the couch. If you believe that there are none in positions of leadership around the globe that don’t have designs on global domination, then the land of RFUs is not far off. I never stated or even hinted that those with that desire would be successful. Hitler had the desire, he was not successful, that does not change the fact that 10 of millions died because of his motivation.

  78. Darren Avatar
    Darren

    Today’s o/c shows the Incas and their favorite beast.

  79. Hamous Avatar

    Seriously, that comment is one giant spaghetti bowl of paranoid delusion. Let’s start with the article itself. Argentina arguing with Britain over the Falkland Islands. That dispute has been ongoing since the 17th century. It’s trooferesque to make the leap from an ongoing 300 year hot and cold war to connecting it to the imperial designs of China vis-a-vis Mexico’s supposed desire for reconquista.
    Oh, with a bit of USSR collapse-denying to make it even goonier. I think Armenia, Azerbaijan, Belarus, Estonia, Georgia, Kazakhstan, Kyrgyzstan, Latvia, Lithuania, Moldova, Tajikistan, Turkmenistan, Ukraine, Uzbekistan, not to mention the Eastern bloc countries of Poland, Czechoslovakia, Bulgaria, Romania, Hungary, East Germany, Albania and the remnants of Yugoslavia would probably argue that the dissolution of the USSR was not a “fraudulent collapse”. I mean seriously.
    Then it gets really crazy.

  80. Texpat Avatar
    Texpat

    87 Hamous
    The daily, observable, easily corroborated and empirically provable actions of Russia, China, the Barking Mad Mohamedan Conga Line from Marrakesh to the Molluca Sea, the North Koreans and a ranting lesser host of varietal nuts at locations around the earth comprise irrefutable proof this world balances each moment on a razor edge between peace and sheer insanity.
    Why would anyone go unearthing the decaying detritus of some heathen scribe’s ghoulish imaginings when the glaring, stark truth is so damned ominous ?
    Maybe Bones is just bored.

  81. Shannon Avatar
    Shannon

    That’s really going to suck when Mexico goes Chinese.
    Chinese music and food really suck.
    And the the way they bind their women’s feet. Gross.

  82. Shannon Avatar
    Shannon

    Will Latinas really go for Chinese men?

  83. Shannon Avatar
    Shannon

    We’re having homemade potato soup and grilled cheese sandwiches not cooked in a microwave.
    Not Chinese.

  84. Hamous Avatar

    When someone is attacked by a man with a knife we don’t call him a knifeman.
    When someone is attacked by a man with a bat we don’t call him a batman.
    When someone is attacked by a man with a taser we don’t call him a taserman.
    When someone is attacked by a man with a chain saw we don’t call him a chainsawman.

  85. Hamous Avatar

    The documentary Fracknation is on tomorrow at 1:30PM CST on AXS TV (Comcast channel 673). I highly recommend you watch! You’ll be astounded at the fraudulent depths the ecoterrorists are willing to go.

  86. wagonburner Avatar
    wagonburner

    #86 Darren
    Don’t see no Incas.

  87. wagonburner Avatar
    wagonburner

    #94 hamous
    What U-Verse channel is that?

  88. wagonburner Avatar
    wagonburner

    Found it!
    1106

  89. mharper42 Avatar
    mharper42

    #99
    Rats, I thought it would be Barney Fwank, or maybe that singling purple dinosaur.

  90. mharper42 Avatar
    mharper42

    Hmm, or maybe #100.

  91. mharper42 Avatar
    mharper42

    Everyone should go read Harris County Republicans in trouble in 2014?
    on Big Jolly.
    http://www.bigjollypolitics.com/2013/02/01/harris-county-republicans-in-trouble-in-2014/

  92. Sarge Avatar
    Sarge

    The HCRP has been in trouble for a long, long, long time. They’ve been sliding down a slpiiery slppe they greased themselves. They stomped on and pizztoff so many people that could have helped them out that there’s nobody left but the people who fought so hard to stay in charge even when it was obvious they were losers.

  93. Sarge Avatar
    Sarge

    98 wagonburner says:
    February 1, 2013 at 6:40 pm
    RIP Barney

    Dang.
    I was hoping for the purple dinosaur

  94. Shannon Avatar
    Shannon

    Re: HCRP leadership
    Couldn’t happen to a nicer bunch of guys
    /sarc off

  95. mharper42 Avatar
    mharper42

    #71 Bones
    That Dean Jackson seems to have a lot of time on his hands.

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