Monday Squawk Sighting Open Comments

We have a sighting of Squawkie-tooter in the wild. This time From Nueva Jork.
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  1. Tedtam Avatar

    Looks like a Halloween costume exploded on the guy.

  2. wagonburner Avatar
    wagonburner

    I love the gold pumps.

  3. Bonecrusher Avatar
    Bonecrusher

    He seems out of place there, prolly a better fit in San Fran Sicko.

  4. wagonburner Avatar
    wagonburner

    There’s some serious freakage in NYC also.

  5. Bonecrusher Avatar
    Bonecrusher

    #5 Pyro-Elvis: Prolly splains why I have never been to either nor do I ever want to go.

  6. squawkbox Avatar

    bonehead
    Winners are playing next weekend, the LOSERS are cleaning out their lockers.
    From Webster’s Dictionary for English language learners dictionary. A really great book one might call it a standard in definitions, you may want to read it on occasion, accept what it has to say to you and remove this veil of confusion that seems to surround you.

    loser
    los·er /ˈlu:zɚ/ noun
    plural los·ers
    [count] 1 : someone or something that loses a game, contest, etc.

  7. Sarge Avatar
    Sarge

    If you haven’t read Jim DeMint’s Op Ed yet, you should.

    One lesson I learned in marketing is that, for consumers and voters, perception is reality.
    November’s election results and exit polls suggest that a majority of Americans agree that government does too much yet still voted for more of it. The election taught conservatives that we can no longer entrust political parties to carry our message.

  8. Bonecrusher Avatar
    Bonecrusher

    Lady GagGag manages to push the bar even lower. I really don’t get it about her/it, nor do I want to. I think its popularity is a symptom of social dysfunction in this country and others who sell out its shows.

  9. Bonecrusher Avatar
    Bonecrusher

    Squak: losers do not make it to the playoffs, winners do. I did not say that they won the big enchilada, clearly they did not, that does not mean that they did not have a winning season. They won their division did they not, does that not make them a winner? Continue to focus on that 15% of the glass that is not full, that is what losers do.

  10. El Gordo Avatar

    It’s all rigged. The TV networks put up the money and they get to decide who will play in the big game – it’s just that simple.

  11. Hamous Avatar

    Foster thanked Cydney Bernard, a production manager whom she identified as “my heroic co-parent, my ex-partner in love but righteous soul sister in life,” her former partner of 20 years — a relationship she never hid and from which she has two sons.

    I don’t particularly care who Ms. Foster bumps uglies with. Just quit trying to perpetrate biological fraud. It offends my scientific sensibilities.

  12. Tedtam Avatar

    Again, I see that ray of sunshine.

  13. Tedtam Avatar

    #12 Hammy

    Just quit trying to perpetrate biological fraud. It offends my scientific sensibilities.

    I’d say it insults my intelligence.

  14. Tedtam Avatar

    Lovely and AB came over for dinner last night. We’ve invited them before, but they turned us down for various reasons, but then during the afternoon Lovely asked if we wanted them to come over for dinner. It turns out they wanted to pick Hubby’s brains about a house they are looking at buying, which to which they’d like to make changes, should they buy it.
    Even though they had an ulterior motive, it was still good to see them. I truly miss hugging my daughter.

  15. Bonecrusher Avatar
    Bonecrusher

    #12: It is insulting on many different levels.

  16. squawkbox Avatar

    They won enough to make it to the playoffs and then they lost. They did not reach their goal for this year because they lost when it counted. This years opportunity is lost never to be regained. They have lost the opportunity to proceed further in the contest. Therefore they are L O S E Rs. Yeah they won the division title. Big whoop. So what? They did not win THE PRIZE. They lost.
    I can see what your problem is Bonezz. You are spending way to much time staring at glasses of water. You may want to expand your horizons to something a little greater.

  17. GJT Avatar
    GJT

    Yep, the networks didn’t want to see Peyton Manning or Aaron Rodgers anymore.

  18. Bonecrusher Avatar
    Bonecrusher

    I think I have one stuck in the spit bucket.

  19. Tedtam Avatar

    Another reason to go Brazilian. But I wonder if the econuts will be upset over how the destruction of a habitat is endangering a species of insect.

  20. squawkbox Avatar

    #12: It is insulting on many different levels.

    How can “yew” be insulted? She is a parent with two kids and she might have well been married if only you homophobes would have let her. I would think you would believe her glass was half full or some trite crap like that, therefore a winner.

  21. squawkbox Avatar

    I think I have one stuck in the spit bucket.

    Now THAT is a winner.

  22. Tedtam Avatar

    I agree with Bonecrusher. So they lost the big prize, they had a winning season and, from what I understand, improved over last year. Overall, they had a good year, and I wouldn’t want to take anybody’s achievement away from them.
    Be disappointed, if you wish. I’m sure they are. But while I may not call them “winners,” I certainly wouldn’t call them “losers,” either.
    These guys work hard and risk physical danger to play a sport they love and provide entertainment and lots of money for other people. If they have a good season, I applaud their efforts and wish them well for next year.

  23. Tedtam Avatar

    Dang, Squawk is on a roll or something this morning.
    Everybody – stand back!

  24. mharper42 Avatar
    mharper42

    The NYC freak looks too cheerful to be related to Squawkie! I would have some concern about the wellbeing of the dog and the bird, though, since happy doesn’t feed the pet.

  25. wagonburner Avatar
    wagonburner

    Second place is simply the winner among the losers.

  26. Hamous Avatar

    A Houston Sports Fan’s lament:

  27. squawkbox Avatar

    Tedtam
    I am not taking anything a way from their achievement
    they improved (sorta)
    they did have a good year if one wants to quantify it
    But from that point we split. A goal was set and they fell short. The better teams are moving forward, the losers are going home. Next weekend more winners and losers will be determined, ya see

  28. Hamous Avatar

    Win, place, or show. We showed.

  29. Shannon Avatar
    Shannon

    El Gordo just sneaked in through the kitchen door.
    How’s the recovery?

  30. squawkbox Avatar

    Second place is simply the winner among the losers.

    the Texans rwally are losers then. They are not even second place losers.

  31. squawkbox Avatar

    Wulp I gotta go now. Y’all have a nice Monday. I have OBSCENE PROFITS to count, Cuban Cigars to smoke and details of a room addition to tend too.

  32. Bonecrusher Avatar
    Bonecrusher

    EG, Howya feelin?

  33. Hamous Avatar

    Other than the first two AFL championships (won by the Oilers) and the two Rockets titles (won by default because King Jordan abdicated the throne for two years) Houston professional sports have been a lonely affair.

  34. wagonburner Avatar
    wagonburner

    Lastros went to the World Series.

  35. wagonburner Avatar
    wagonburner

    And got killed.

  36. Bonecrusher Avatar
    Bonecrusher

    #37 Which means that they won their league, which makes them winners up to that point. Those that do not win their league do not get to advance to the World Series, that year the Lastros had a winning season even though they did not win the ultimate prize.
    I would much rather have a team make it to the Stupor bowl or the World series and lose than never even make it to the playoffs.

  37. El Gordo Avatar

    To those who asked, thanks for asking. It’s a mess. I’ll tell you about it sometime when I’m feeling a little better. Hip replacement was aborted to deal with other issues first, so I’m back to playing musical doctors for a while longer, all the while tethered to the nearest low hanging loop by my most valuable appendage.

  38. OletimerLin Avatar
    OletimerLin

    G’Morning All

    War effort proceeds as huge Texas base is activated
    January 14, 1942
    On this date in 1942, Camp Hood was activated. The temporary camp, named for Confederate general John Bell Hood, is now one of the largest military bases in the world. It been continuously used for armored training. By 1950 it was Fort Hood. Units from Hood have contributed significantly to all important overseas United States military actions since 1942. The installation, the largest piece of Texas owned solely by the federal government, has also been critically important economically and socially in the Killeen area.

  39. OletimerLin Avatar
    OletimerLin

    Dang y’all are a tough audience. The best team since Bum got fired and y’all are complaining.

  40. Bonecrusher Avatar
    Bonecrusher

    #40:

    all the while tethered to the nearest low hanging loop by my most valuable appendage.

    Are you trying to tell us you got yer butt in a sling?

  41. Bonecrusher Avatar
    Bonecrusher

    #42 OTL: Don’t count me in that bunch, I put them in the winners category seeing as how they advanced to the playoffs.

  42. wagonburner Avatar
    wagonburner

    all the while tethered to the nearest low hanging loop by my most valuable appendage.

    Your ‘little Florida’?

  43. Shannon Avatar
    Shannon

    (Reuters) – Al Qaeda-linked Islamist rebels launched a counter-offensive on Monday in central Mali after four days of air strikes by French warplanes on their strongholds in the desert north, promising to drag France into a long and brutal Afghanistan-style ground war.
    France intensified its air raids on Sunday using Rafale aircraft and Gazelle attack helicopters to pummel training camps at the heart of the vast area seized by rebels in April, while pouring hundreds of troops into the capital Bamako.
    French planes were in action again on Monday.

  44. Bonecrusher Avatar
    Bonecrusher

    #46 Shannon: Dya think the frogs will do something different and not surrender as soon as some bullets start flying back at them? Dya think they frogs will finally wake up to the threat that islime represents globally and in the frog pond aka gay/queer/lgbtq? paris?

  45. mharper42 Avatar
    mharper42

    Are you trying to tell us you got yer butt in a sling?

    Says catheter to me. Based on what I expect is meant by “valuable” and “appendage”.

  46. Hamous Avatar

    Dang y’all are a tough audience. The best team since Bum got fired and y’all are complaining.

    The best the Oilers ever did was 12-4 in 93 only to be whupped by Montana and the Chiefs in the playoffs. We tied that record. We’re just bemoaning the fact that we can’t ever seem to “close the deal”.

  47. Shannon Avatar
    Shannon

    The French are fighting the Islamists.
    The US may send some robots.

  48. squawkbox Avatar

    I would much rather have a team make it to the Stupor bowl or the World series and lose than never even make it to the playoffs.

    Oh? So you settle for second best. That explains a lot.
    Now having said that.
    I WANT MY LANGUAGE BACK!!
    One of the problems we have in this country is along with the Constitution the meaning of words has been tossed out to. People get all fixated about someone being called a loser is a good example. Boneface’s lame attempt to take a shot at me implying I am a negative person with his glass analogy is typical reaction of what I see today. It is not the teams self esteem that I gored, Boneface it is yours. All because you read into my statement something that was not there. I can find greater causes than this to defend btw.
    Mass touchy feely, group grope junk think makes me ill.
    The greater point is that there are winners and losers but losing does not imply a person or group is bad. i never implied that Bohnezz, you just saw what you wanted to see. They simply lost.
    I WANT MY LANGUAGE BACK!!

  49. OletimerLin Avatar
    OletimerLin

    #46 Shannon
    I’m ’bout ready to say that we give 100% support to Israel and let all them others have at it. If they try to mess with us, turn their sand into glass. Don’t give me the precious oil bit for two reasons. ONE, I lived and thrived on ARAMCO’s money for several years with no repercussions. They will continue to sell us oil at OPEC prices And TWO, we have 20 years of crude below our feet, all we need to do is go get it. (course we need to have a different White House to do that, but that can be done.)

  50. OletimerLin Avatar
    OletimerLin

    Y’all be nice to Squawk today, it’s obviously that time of month. 🙂

  51. squawkbox Avatar

    Y’all be nice to Squawk today, it’s obviously that time of month.

    Heh 🙂
    oh crap does that mean I need to make a trip to aisle 8a in Walmart?

  52. Bonecrusher Avatar
    Bonecrusher

    #46 Shannon: This is the first topo map of Mali that I could find. Here is one for Afghanistan. The terds in Mali don’t have as many places to hide as they do in Afghanistan, as such they will be much easier targets. This does not mean that they will refrain from using the civilians as human shields, as they most likely will use them and any other cover they can manage.

  53. OletimerLin Avatar
    OletimerLin

    8a in Walmart?

    That would be the Depends For Men aisle. I guess that would work, but it would cover up your red speedo.

  54. squawkbox Avatar

    El Gordo
    #40
    Continuing prayers for you. My heart goes out to ya.
    /Yes folks i do have a heart, a small one maybe but i gots one. 🙂
    /Bought it at a yard sale.

  55. squawkbox Avatar

    OLT
    #56
    Didn’t you know Speedo makes a special Speedo for just such an occasion? Wonderful company.

  56. OletimerLin Avatar
    OletimerLin

    Schumer: Retailers Should Suspend Some Gun Sales
    NEW YORK (AP) – Sen. Charles Schumer says retailers that sell assault weapons should stop offering them for purchase while Congress discusses gun regulation legislation.
    Schumer on Sunday released a letter he sent to major retailers asking for a voluntary moratorium.
    The New York Democrat says consumer demand for guns has gone up in the weeks since the December mass shooting in Newtown, Conn.
    Schumer says Congress is debating the issue, and if measures get passed that limit these type of weapons, it won’t help if more of them have recently been sold.

    http://www.13wham.com/news/local/story/schumer-gun-sales/LAdD1W3rCkWPC8yWnvxu8A.cspx
    That would be precisely why they’re selling like hotcakes. Is he off his meds again?

  57. Katfish Avatar

    #52 –

    we have 20 years of crude below our feet

    I beg to differ! Make that several hundred years at the very least (and even longer with new & various technologies that are seemingly exponential in developing)

  58. Bonecrusher Avatar
    Bonecrusher

    from my inbox. I have not verified the numbers.

    The Numbers Are Now Talking
    Sometimes you just cannot argue with the numbers. If these numbers are correct and true, the USA has bigger problems on their hands other than who was elected President.
    From Bill O’Reilly’s message board:
    Most everyone suspected fraud, but these numbers prove it and our government and media refuse to do anything about it.
    As each state reported their final election details, the evidence of voter fraud is astounding. Massive voter fraud has been reported in areas of OH and FL, with PA, WI and VA, all are deploying personnel to investigate election results.
    Here are just a few examples of what has surfaced with much more to come.
    * In 59 voting districts in the Philadelphia region, Obama
    received 100% of the votes with not even a single vote recorded for
    Romney. (A mathematical and statistical impossibility).
    * In 21 districts in Wood County Ohio, Obama received 100% of
    the votes where GOP inspectors were illegally removed from their
    polling locations – and not one single vote was recorded for Romney.
    (Another statistical impossibility).
    * In Wood County Ohio, 106,258 voted in a county with only
    98,213 eligible voters.
    * In St. Lucie County, FL, there were 175,574 registered
    eligible voters but 247,713 votes were cast.
    * The National SEAL Museum, a polling location in St. Lucie
    County, FL had a 158% voter turnout.
    * Palm Beach County, FL had a 141% voter turnout.
    * In Ohio County, Obama won by 108% of the total number of
    eligible voters.
    NOTE: Obama won in every state that did not require a Photo ID and lost in every state that did require a Photo ID in order to vote.
    Imagine that!

    NO wonder the Ds are so vehemently opposed to photo voter ID.

  59. OletimerLin Avatar
    OletimerLin

    a special Speedo for just such an occasion

    But then your left testicle wouldn’t be hanging out.

  60. OletimerLin Avatar
    OletimerLin

    we have 20 years of crude below our feet

    I’m talking about what we can get today without doing anything different.

  61. Bonecrusher Avatar
    Bonecrusher

    #60: Let’s not forget about the tremendous amount off and on shore California that is “off limits”, add to that the western offshore Fla and most of the Eastern seaboard of the USA. Then there’s ANWAR and prolly several other fields in Alaska yet to be discovered.

  62. OletimerLin Avatar
    OletimerLin

    USA Today has a Second Amendment Poll here. Go vote and especially look at the results. They’re not quite what the liberal USA Today was expecting. You can be sure they won’t be posting it in their headlines.
    http://usatoday30.usatoday.com/news/quickquestion/2007/november/popup5895.htm

  63. Bonecrusher Avatar
    Bonecrusher

    The greater point is that there are winners and losers but losing does not imply a person or group is bad. i never implied that Bohnezz, you just saw what you wanted to see. They simply lost.

    They lost and yet they still advanced to the playoffs, really? THEY HAD TO WIN TO ADVANCE. I guess that may be too nuanced for you but you know words actually mean something. You claim you want the language back yet seem to be unwilling to use it fully. The losers did not advance to the playoffs, the winners did. On balance, they had a winning season this year BECAUSE THEY ADVANCED TO THE PLAYOFFS, unlike their first few which were losing seasons.

    Oh? So you settle for second best. That explains a lot.

    I like 2nd a whole lot better than last. This does not mean that I do not strive for #1, it does not mean that I am a loser if I do not achieve #1 status, it does not mean that I will give up because I did not achieve #1, it does not mean that I will not try to improve. The word loser implies failure, 2nd place (or 5th for that matter) out of 40 or however many teams there are does not imply failure.

  64. wagonburner Avatar
    wagonburner

    Y’all be nice to Squawk today, it’s obviously that time of month.

    Heh 🙂
    oh crap does that mean I need to make a trip to aisle 8a in Walmart?

    Squack’s a Low Information Voter who votes with his “lady parts”.

  65. Tedtam Avatar

    #61 Boney
    And I got slapped for stating the TBO stole the election.

  66. Tedtam Avatar

    As for crude that we can access easily, one need look no further than our Vice President in Charge of Embarrassing Comments.
    “Spread your legs, you’re getting frisked.” (to the wife of a representative, there for swearing in ceremony)
    “Has your son always had balls the size of cue balls?” (to the father of dead SEAL, at funeral)
    “BFD”
    And multitudes of others.

  67. squawkbox Avatar

    66 Bonecrusher Boh-nezz
    It must really suck to have your self esteem so wrapped up in a football team to waste so much space trying to save face.
    They lost, they are losers ergo ………………………..

  68. Bonecrusher Avatar
    Bonecrusher

    I really couldn’t care less about pro football. I might have watched a total of 15 minutes this year. You say you want the language back but do a poor job using it. I have no self esteem wrapped in pro football, ZERO, ZIP, NADA. It is you who are misusing the language or being ridiculously narrow and I am not the only one who sees it that way.

  69. mharper42 Avatar
    mharper42

    #57 Squawkie

    /Bought it at a yard sale.

    Awww, a second-hand tattered wornout heart, how sweet, how touching. Mmmm-huh. BSue is the closest thing you have to a heart, bro.

  70. squawkbox Avatar

    71 Boh-nezz
    Oh really? Then why so defensive? Because I dared disagree with your flawed premise? For shame on me. Bad Squawkie.

  71. squawkbox Avatar

    BSue is the closest thing you have to a heart, bro.

    Sniff sniff that is the nicest thing anyone has ever said about me. i gotta go I got something in my eye causing it to water.

  72. Adee Avatar
    Adee

    Good chilly morning Hamsters. Wintry 37 at 6, light mist borne on a northerly breeze, overcast so no starlight penetrates, generaly miserable. Could also be described as raw, but maybe that’s just a Midwestern term. Made it to 39 in the back yard at 11. Wow.
    Houston area radar was still under upgrading earlier this morning and not available.
    Suspect #48 mharper42 has correctly interpreted EG’s delicately worded post. This is of course the Hamster couch in Tedtam’s care for upkeep. 🙂 And EG, we wish you the best in a speedy recovery. Consider yourself hugged, carefully.

  73. texanadian Avatar
    texanadian

    Sometimes you win, sometimes you lose.
    Sometimes you’re the winner, sometimes you’re the whiner.

    Jan 13 @Patriots Q1 Q2 Q3 Q4
    Texans 3 10 0 15 28 final
    Patriots 7 10 14 10 41 final

    Losers. 🙂

  74. mharper42 Avatar
    mharper42

    EG, look at you, getting a careful hug from our Adee! That’s gotta get you well and back on your own two feet, soonest.
    Many of us Hamsters are just days or weeks away from needing to have various parts tuned up, rehabbed or replaced, so we are all paying attention to your story.

  75. mharper42 Avatar
    mharper42

    #69 TT
    I think Slow Joe’s “Spread your legs” comment was to a female senator being sworn in.

  76. Tedtam Avatar

    When I l hear the word “loser,” I think of someone who fails often or always. I’d hardly call the Texans’ season as a “losing season”. They didn’t do as well as we’d like, but they’re hardly bottom of the barrel, either.
    “Loser” just sounds so harsh for the occasion. I find it hard to criticize them for having a winning season that took them to the playoffs.

  77. squawkbox Avatar

    Who said I was criticizing? They joined the other losers that failed to advance. 🙂

  78. squawkbox Avatar

    It is sorta like staying up and playing poker all night and winning, but if at the end of the night ya go home with less cash than ya started out with…… well ya are a loser. I fail to see how ya could be called a winner. Nothing harsh about it at all.
    Ya’ll be focusing on connotations of the word and I am focusing on an observable fact. There are winners and losers. In this case it happens to be the Texans who are the losers and the Pats the winners.

  79. Super Dave Avatar
    Super Dave

    Heh, Map: Where are the Journal News employees in your neighborhood?
    There twern’t nobody here @ 5:45 this AM, I got here as soon as I could.
    Mornin’ Gang

  80. squawkbox Avatar

    Mornin Super Dave It is good to see your smilin face again.

  81. mharper42 Avatar
    mharper42

    Duck and Cover, Super Dave! Squawkster is on a rampage today.
    Don’t ask him nuthin about winning and losing.

  82. Shannon Avatar
    Shannon

    Winners, Losers.
    Context.
    What’s the problem here?

  83. squawkbox Avatar

    Winners, Losers.
    Context.
    What’s the problem here?

    Boh-nezz 🙂
    /Sorry it was there.

  84. wagonburner Avatar
    wagonburner

    It is sorta like staying up and playing poker all night and winning, but if at the end of the night ya go home with less cash than ya started out with…… well ya are a loser. I fail to see how ya could be called a winner. Nothing harsh about it at all.

    That sorta breaks your whole argument.
    If you were to consider those who went home with more cash to be winners, then there could be several winners – up to n-1 of them, where n = number of players. On the other hand, if you only consider the player who won the most to be a winner, then there would be only one, assuming that a tie-breaking mechanism were in place.
    If we extend this analogy to pro football, then we can say that several teams were winners, i.e. those who had more wins than losses or made the playoffs. Alternatively, we could go by the strict definition, i.e. the winner of the upcoming Super Bowl.

  85. Hamous Avatar

    /Bought it at a yard sale.

    Along with some stylish haberdashery.

  86. wagonburner Avatar
    wagonburner

    /Bought it at a yard sale.

    Along with some stylish haberdashery.

    While carrying a stylish European shoulder-bag. And looking quite the dandy.

  87. Tedtam Avatar

    Nah, the whole second amendment/gun rights thing is a sham. Tell that to the Mexican citizens:

    People in the area said about 800 residents were participating in the armed groups acting as unofficial police. The vigilantes ordered a 10 p.m. curfew for the two towns and are looking for suspected criminals. Schools have suspended classes.
    In Ayutla, Romualdo Remigio Cantu, one of the coordinators for the civic group Union of Peoples and Social Organizations of Guerrero, said that more than 30 people had been arrested. The detainees are accused of drug trafficking, extortion and kidnapping, he said.
    A man in a ski mask at one roadblock told reporters that townspeople had to act against criminals.
    “They kill, extort, rape. You do not know if they are drug dealers, thugs, who want to grab everything,” he said. “We want to return peace and tranquility to the entire population. Only the people can restore order.”

    Only the people, eh? You mean, you’re not waiting for the government to fix it for you?

  88. texanadian Avatar
    texanadian

    If we extend this analogy to pro football, then we can say that several teams were winners

    Poker isn’t (usually) a team sport where the winner takes all. Except maybe hold’em.

  89. wagonburner Avatar
    wagonburner

    Poker isn’t (usually) a team sport where the winner takes all. Except maybe hold’em.

    The analogy still applies. We can observe the NFL season in its totality as an analogue to an evening of poker with some friends. The NFL season isn’t really winner-take-all; everyone gets some piece of the action on their way home. Some get a bigger piece than others just as some poker players go home with more change in their bag than others.

  90. squawkbox Avatar

    Hell y’all get mad at me for pointing out that they are losers by virtue of the fact the lost, get mad at this guy. I ain’t come no where near suggesting this.
    Oh and then there is this quote:

    “Losing, I can’t stand it,” Watt said. “I can’t stand any aspect of it.”

    Or howsabout this

    ‘Whenever the season ends, no matter when, it’s really hard,” tight end Owen Daniels said. ”The farther along you get, the harder it is to take. It’s one we wanted to win really bad. It’s tough to swallow … but one team gets to have a smile on their face at the end of the season, and it’s not us this year.”

    Sure does not appear to me that they are claiming to be a “winner”
    IN FACT “J.J. Watt Happened” Seems to agree with me
    J.J. Watt: Texans’ season wasn’t a success

    “I don’t see it as a success. We don’t have a trophy, so it’s not a success,” he said. “If you don’t have a trophy, you’re not a success. We will work hard this offseason and put all we have into it and try to come back next year with that trophy on our minds.”
    Watt said he was grateful to teammates and thanked fans for their support, but he added, “I feel like I let those people down. I feel like they deserve better.
    “We gave everything we had. We left it all on the field, but we came up short. To me, success in this league is a trophy, and we came back empty-handed.”

    Oh and then there is Andre Johnson

    “When you get back to the same spot, you think you’ll be able to overcome the things you went through last year,” receiver Andre Johnson said. “But we got back to the same spot, and we weren’t able to overcome them. The ultimate goal is to win the championship, and we didn’t do it.”

    So if you do not win you lost no? Losers.
    Oh and Boh-nezz it seems the Texans agree with me about accepting second best too.
    bunsonburner
    #88
    Oh c’mon. surely you can do better than that.

  91. Sarge Avatar
    Sarge

    The fact remains that for most football teams, the goal is to get into the playoffs. One big reason for that is that they end up making more money if they do.
    Getting to the playoffs is the payoff. How far you get in the playoffs determines tha mount of the payoff.
    In football, only losers get early draft picks.

  92. Hamous Avatar

    Poker is not a sport. The only thing the Texans can legitimately say they won was the AFC South and a Wild Card game.

  93. squawkbox Avatar

    bunsonburner
    #88
    OHHHHHKAY I will bite. Lets say in the longevity contest of blogs that he who is still around is the winner and he who is gone is the loser.
    Hamous.org is the winner
    /Obvious suck up on my part to smooth over any posts I may have made that might have made Granny Hamous angry)
    squawkboxnoise.com is obviously the loser.
    But hey I can handle being a loser like the long haired and bearded metrosexual that I am.

  94. Shannon Avatar
    Shannon

    97
    Ya LOSER!!

  95. Shannon Avatar
    Shannon

    /making ‘L’ sign over forehead with thumb and index finger.

  96. squawkbox Avatar

    /making ‘L’ sign over forehead with thumb and index finger.

    Ouch. Dang it.
    Tried that and suck my thumb in my eye.

  97. wagonburner Avatar
    wagonburner

    Wasn’t really arguing with you. I was simply pointing out that the participants in the debate were using multiple, sometimes mutually exclusive, definitions of “winning” and “losing” using your comment as a springboard.

  98. Bonecrusher Avatar
    Bonecrusher

    OJugEars is pushing hard for an armed insurrection so he can declare martial law.

    Headline: Obama: Some Gun Control Measures ‘I Can Accomplish Through Executive Action’

  99. Hamous Avatar

    A 13-5 season is something to be proud of; something to build upon. You’ve done something no other Houston pro football team has ever done.

  100. fat albert Avatar
    fat albert

    Squawk:
    The term “loser” has an implicit pejorative aspect – a fact that you are aware of (judging by your “give me back my language” whine). I suspect that if you walked up to JJ Watt and called him a “loser” to his face the results might be less than desirable.

  101. squawkbox Avatar

    bunsonburner
    #104
    WHUT you weren’t arguing with me??? Well crap that ain’t no fun. 🙂
    I really was not intending on this annulus jounce being so protracted, I’m sorry.
    /hangs head in loser shame.

  102. mharper42 Avatar
    mharper42

    From loser to adulteress? I’m confused.

  103. squawkbox Avatar

    Fat Albert

    I suspect that if you I walked up to JJ Watt and called him a “loser” to his face the results might be less than desirable.

  104. Bonecrusher Avatar
    Bonecrusher

    #107:

    I suspect that if you walked up to JJ Watt and called him a “loser” to his face the results might be less than desirable.

    Something I might enjoy watching.

  105. Katfish Avatar

    #94 – That apparent numbnut Freeman is just wanting to see his name on a byline
    A whole article about a loogie? PUHLEASE
    Does he have a freakin coronary during ANY baseball game? (got some serious spitters in MLB dontcha know)
    Yall are consuming a boatload of bandwith today over some piddly (IMHO) semantics…………….

  106. squawkbox Avatar

    Fat Albert
    Actually the whine is a valid complaint. It has gotten the point in this country where you do not dare say anything at all for fear of hurting someones feeeellllliiiingggs.
    Good grief this was a pointless waste of electronic paper. A certain person defending the honor of a pro-football team and THEN confessing he watched maybe 15 minutes all year. I was content to leave everything alone after my #7 but heck when I see the absurdity fish swimming around I gotta keep chumming the waters. Yeah I know it is a weakness. I’ll work on it.

  107. squawkbox Avatar

    Bohnezz
    #111
    Oh so you cannot successfully demean my character in front of an audience you would wish me harm? Can’t handle a bit of spirited debate when your ox gets gored huh?
    I do not want to see any harm come to you. I would come to your aid if I saw someone trying to beat you.

  108. Shannon Avatar
    Shannon

    He’d hit ’em with his purse, Bones.

  109. GJT Avatar
    GJT

    Compromise on the couch. Texans weren’t the biggest losers.

  110. squawkbox Avatar

    I’d have to get a bigger purse. DANG have you seen the size of that guy?

  111. Hamous Avatar

    But if I hear Ray Lewis invoke the name of God as to why his team is winning I’ll be spending a little more time in confession. Jacinth Baker and Richard Lollar were unavailable for comment.

  112. wagonburner Avatar
    wagonburner

    He’d hit ‘em with his purse, Bones.

    it’s a European shoulder-bag.
    It was a gift. 😉

  113. Hamous Avatar

    The Intolerant Brigayde strikes again:

    LOUISVILLE, Ky. (BP) — A new chapter in America’s moral revolution came today as Atlanta pastor Louie Giglio withdrew from giving the benediction at President Obama’s second inaugural ceremony. In a statement released to the White House and the Presidential Inaugural Committee, Giglio said he withdrew because of the furor that emerged yesterday (Jan. 9) after a liberal watchdog group revealed that almost 20 years ago he had preached a sermon in which he had stated that homosexuality is a sin and that the “only way out of a homosexual lifestyle … is through the healing power of Jesus.”
    In other words, a Christian pastor has been effectively disinvited from delivering an inaugural prayer because he believes and teaches Christian truth.

    Second, we should note that Pastor Giglio’s sermon was, as we would expect and hope, filled with grace and the promise of the Gospel. Giglio did not just state that homosexuals are sinners — he made clear that every single human being is a sinner, in need of the redemption that is found only in Jesus Christ. “We’ve got to say to the homosexuals, the same thing that I say to you and that you would say to me … It’s not easy to change, but it’s possible to change,” he preached. He pointed his congregation, gay and straight, to “the healing power of Jesus.” He called his entire congregation to repent and come to Christ by faith.
    That is the quintessential Christian Gospel. That is undiluted biblical truth. Those words are the consensus of the church for over 2,000 years and the firm belief held by the vast majority of Christians around the world today.

    The gauntlet was thrown down yesterday, and the ax fell today. Wayne Besen, founder of the activist group Truth Wins Out, told The New York Times yesterday: “It is imperative that Giglio clarify his remarks and explain whether he has evolved on gay rights, like so many other faith and political leaders. It would be a shame to select a preacher with backward views on LBGT people at a moment when the nation is rapidly moving forward on our issues.”
    And there you have it — anyone who has ever believed that homosexuality is morally problematic in any way must now offer public repentance and evidence of having “evolved” on the question. This is the language that President Obama used of his own “evolving” position on same-sex marriage. This is what is now openly demanded of Christians today. If you want to avoid being thrown off the program, you had better learn to evolve fast, and repent in public.

  114. Hamous Avatar

    People like Prisco (whom I like) and Merril Hoge (meh) decided Tebow’s presence was beneath the NFL.
    And maybe it is. But you know what? Tebow never got the chance to prove otherwise. Look, his 8-6 starting record is misleading, and we all know it, but at the same time it happened. His track record as a starter is that of a guy who wins. However it happens, it happens.
    Brady Quinn’s record as an NFL starter is 4-16. Bruce Gradkowski is 6-14. Matt Leinart, 8-10.
    Tim Tebow is 8-6.
    Kellen Clemens is 4-8. Chad Henne, 14-23. The brothers McCown, Luke and Josh, are a combined 15-27.
    Tim Tebow is 8-6.
    Tyler Thigpen is 1-12.
    Those guys will have a job in 2013 if they want it. So will Tebow, I guess, if he switches to tight end. That way, when Matt Leinart drops back and throws it to him, at least a real quarterback with a real quarterback’s throwing motion will be bouncing the ball in the dirt.

  115. Hamous Avatar

    From the YCMTSU department re: Squawk’s #94, the article by Mike Freeman proclaiming the Texans as “the biggest fraud in all the NFL”:

    A longtime New York Times sportswriter who left to join the Indianapolis Star has resigned from his new job after admitting that he falsified his résumé.
    Mike Freeman, who covered professional football and basketball and did investigative reporting at the Times, apologized for telling the Star that he was a graduate of the University of Delaware. He said he attended the school for four years but did not graduate.

  116. squawkbox Avatar

    C’Mon Boh-nezz
    Let’s bury the hatchet and for the sake of the couch lets act like we are friends. I mean c’mon man yanno

  117. Bonecrusher Avatar
    Bonecrusher

    #124: I strive for clarity, information and humor, you OTOH, seem to strive for stirring the pot and deliberately misinterpreting what is written. It is actually very shamaalish and unbecoming, I really do not like participating on that level.

  118. mharper42 Avatar
    mharper42

    #111 Bones

    Something I might enjoy watching.

    While I sometimes think that Squawk goes overboard in pounding on 2 of his fellow Hamsters, your comment above was much worse.

  119. Bonecrusher Avatar
    Bonecrusher

    #126: IF anyone were so stupid as to call a pro football player a loser after advancing to the playoffs, I would enjoy watching the consequences for said stupid action take place.

  120. Super Dave Avatar
    Super Dave

    Well, I guess that I missed the fun, got REAL busy this afternoon, my big amplifier blew up during a test around 3:30 but I leaped into action and got a big bandaid on it to finish up by 5:30. In the morning I’ll patch it up and we’ll be good to go.

  121. squawkbox Avatar

    So now I am stupid huh? Oh little sweet little babboo. Did big bad Squawkie tweak ums little ego. Poor baby maybe momma can can get you some ipecac for your widdle tummy ache.
    You are a pathetic little man Mr. Crusher. You strive so hard to show your intelligence but the more you flap your gums the more you show your ignorance. You cannot handle anyone disagreeing with you in any form especially when you can hide behind anonymity of the interwebs and offer up veiled threats. You are a coward. Nothing more, nothing less. You have a foul filthy mouth and frankly I have absolutely no respect for you what so ever.
    I started this conversation with you in a good natured manner but nope you had to wet your diaper and get all upset. Yup a little little pathetic little man.
    Grow up little boy.

  122. Sarge Avatar
    Sarge

    126 mharper42 says:
    January 14, 2013 at 5:03 pm
    #111 Bones

    Something I might enjoy watching.

    While I sometimes think that Squawk goes overboard in pounding on 2 of his fellow Hamsters, your comment above was much worse.

    And getting him to say something like that was the entire purpose of the exercise.
    Because its, you know—funny.

  123. mharper42 Avatar
    mharper42

    We are all adults and need not let ourselves be goaded into bitter arguments. On the other hand, the rule of the playground is, if you can’t take it, then don’t dish it out.

  124. mharper42 Avatar
    mharper42

    Or is that the rule of the jungle? I forget which.

  125. squawkbox Avatar

    I strive for clarity, information and humor, you OTOH, seem to strive for stirring the pot and deliberately misinterpreting what is written.

    This is misrepresenting what is written? Muhwahahahahahahah

    loser
    los·er /ˈlu:zɚ/ noun
    plural los·ers
    [count] 1 : someone or something that loses a game, contest, etc.

    Where did i misrepresent anything? You tossed out the accusation.
    And humor? I tried to smooth over your hurt feeling with 3 vidiots. You would not know humor if it slapped you in the mush.

  126. Sarge Avatar
    Sarge

    131 mharper42 says:
    January 14, 2013 at 8:21 pm
    We are all adults and need not let ourselves be goaded into bitter arguments. On the other hand, the rule of the playground is, if you can’t take it, then don’t dish it out.

    Yahbut,
    There’s some folks out there who never get the hint that certain behaviours are distasteful, even when they find out that more than a couple people have noticed that he’s a jerk.

  127. squawkbox Avatar

    mharper
    century31 and 32
    It is called NIGYSOB. I really was not intending on getting carpal finger syndrome today arguing over something this trite. Some of us play the game well and others….. not so much.

  128. Sarge Avatar
    Sarge

    Of course, the big difference between jerks and the good people they act the jerk towards is that the jerk will continue to be a jerk long after his victim has had the good sense to back off.

  129. wagonburner Avatar
    wagonburner

    I know humor.
    The picture at the top is pretty darned funny.

  130. squawkbox Avatar

    There’s some folks out there who never get the hint that certain behaviours are distasteful, even when they find out that more than a couple people have noticed that he’s a jerk.

    Why izzit that the person who is usually considered the jerk (me) simply has a dissenting opinion or refuses to back down from their position, which in this case I stated over and over again to my opponent who was not my opponent till he decided he was my opponent.
    BTW he indicated that he was my opponent when he decided to take a shot at my character.

  131. mharper42 Avatar
    mharper42

    I did not intend to launch a new skirmish tonight.
    NIGYSOB — isn’t that what got Tarantino into trouble??

  132. Sarge Avatar
    Sarge

    Wow.
    I just sewed two pieces of cloth together.

  133. mharper42 Avatar
    mharper42

    Every journey begins with the first step. 🙂

  134. Hamous Avatar

    I never get tired of this joke. Two Nobel prize winning economists walk into a press conference on the economy…

    Paulie K is in good company.

  135. Sarge Avatar
    Sarge

    Dang;
    I just fixed that underquilt I got grom the guy who got fed up messing with it. four inches of stiching, then reverse.
    This thing really works.

  136. mharper42 Avatar
    mharper42

    Nobel Prize is itself a joke in most fields now.

  137. Darren Avatar
    Darren

    Re: today’s o/c;
    New york, huh? That squawkbox sure does get around.

  138. Darren Avatar
    Darren

    TT #21;
    Valeu, senhora!

  139. Darren Avatar
    Darren

    oh crap does that mean I need to make a trip to aisle 8a in Walmart?

    Romance novels? Some people get so touchy-feely once a month.

  140. Darren Avatar
    Darren

    El Gordo;
    Thoughts and prayers to you. I do hope they get tot he root of your troubles soon. One step at a time though I guess.

  141. Darren Avatar
    Darren

    Bad Squawkie.

    Great. He’s moody too.

  142. Darren Avatar
    Darren

    For the record: living with / dealing with, and absolutely loving my Niki (and now my Janisen (she’s of age)) there ain’t no one I can’t deal with once a month. Bring it on!!!

  143. Darren Avatar
    Darren

    #141;
    I didn’t realize that Santana used to be that young. 🙂
    Also, I guess Santana at some point in his career he began to sing his own songs. I’ve known that song for years but never realized it was Santana.

  144. Darren Avatar
    Darren

    MSNBC’s Martin Bashir condemns those who compare gun control laws to Nazi Germany’s confiscation of weapons, then dutifully says, “if anyone deserves to be compared to Adolf Hitler, it’s the NRA.”

    Some people are so ignorant of history it’s dumbfounding. But, than again, it’s the perception of it all, not necessarily the facts. Tis how liberals win and continue to win.
    MSNBC Host: NRA Like Hitler

  145. squawkbox Avatar

    My only regret about today is that i did not ask bonehead (way early in the argument) what he thought about the Pats had they lost. Would they be “winners” had they had been the losers of this game. Course now the answer would be tainted so I really do not care.

  146. Shannon Avatar
    Shannon

    Flipping around and come across Moyers interviewing Kruugman.
    Now there’s a bad joke.

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