Monday Hormonal Teens Open Comments

It’s a question that has bedeviled mankind since the dawn of time: “What causes teen sex?”
We all know what causes babies:

But what causes teens to rut around like a bunch of crazed weasels? Science has conducted much research and has discovered the causes of this behavior through recent history.


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  1. Super Dave Avatar
    Super Dave

    I think that wagonburner has a good idea of what can cause this problem.
    Mornin’ Gang

  2. shamaal Avatar
    shamaal

    With the age of consent set between 12 and 20, it’s clear that the states cause teen sex. Set the age of consent to twenty with a Constitutional amendment and teenage sex will disappear. If you can only get those darn progressives to go along with it.
    Problem solved. 😉
    Next?

  3. wagonburner Avatar
    wagonburner

    If the progs set the age of consent to a given age, all it means is that they will require you to have sex before then.

  4. bob42 Avatar

    It’s worse than you think WB…

    If the progs set the age of consent to a given age, all it means is that they will require you to have sex before then.

    If the evil progs remain influential, not only will premarital/teen sex be required, so will abortions, and the only kind of marriages recognized by the government will be gay marriages.
    Be afraid, authoritarians. Be very afraid!

  5. mharper42 Avatar
    mharper42

    Morning Hamsterville. Back to Work Monday for mh42.

  6. Hamous Avatar

    Abortion is already one of the sacred rites of passage in the “progressive” church. You’re not a real woman until you’ve had one.

  7. Tedtam Avatar

    Teen sex causes and contributing factors (in general):
    1) HORMONES
    2) Teen brains are being rewired at this age, resulting in poor impulse control
    3) Lack of strong parental units (and by “strong” I don’t mean “controlling”)
    4) Strong influences by media
    5) A weakening influence of morality/church in society
    6) Removal of the stigma of teen sex
    7) Removal of the complications of teen sex (government pays you when you have a baby out of wedlock; i.e., welfare)
    8) Ready access to alcohol and drugs
    Teen sex has gone on since the first two teenagers locked eyes on each other. It doesn’t seem that they have gotten any smarter since then. In my dealings with the teenagers at my church, they are just as clueless as the teenagers I used to talk to when Lovely was twelve, or when I was a teenager. The same questions get answered, and the same bad answers abound amongst themselves.
    The best way to fight this problem? Parents who love, love, love their children and make them feel safe to talk to. Parents who encourage their children to be a whole unto themselves. Parents who encourage their children to respect themselves enough that having sex with a boyfriend/girlfriend isn’t a way to gain status or to feel wanted. Parents who give their child a sense that they are part of something greater than themselves, that the teenager is not the end-all and be-all of their existence. Parents who take the time to train their children, when young, the difference between right and wrong, and that certain actions are wrong not because of the outside consequences, but because of what those actions do to their self. Parents who teach children to be responsible for their actions when they’re young, so these lessons continue into the teenage and adult years. Parents who are engaged and take responsibility for their duties as parents.
    Even with the most responsible parents, there will still be teenage idiocy and behavior (see items #1 and #2, above), but with the wholesale abdication of parental responsibilities to various government units (see “schools” and “welfare office”), parents are more likely to lose control of their children, at it seems at an earlier and earlier age.

  8. wagonburner Avatar
    wagonburner

    If we could only end the war on a silly plant, the problems associated with teen sex would vanish.

  9. Tedtam Avatar

    The Obama flag disappears suddenly, quietly, and without fanfare.
    Because it (air quote) sold out (air quote).

  10. Hamous Avatar

    And let teh gais get married.

  11. bob42 Avatar

    Hamous, you sound just like that conspiracy-theory-hatching frothy mouthed gelatinous blob of irrational immoral authoritarianism that has a radio show from noon to three ET.
    Congratulations. I suspect it can’t be easy to muster up that much cognitive dissonance this early in the morning. That’s probably why Rush never did mornings in his prior DJ jobs.

  12. wagonburner Avatar
    wagonburner

    Yet the DNC convention went wall to wall with speechifying about how vital the ability to kill a baby is.

  13. Hamous Avatar

    Actually it’s rather easy after a few years of listening to your “progressive” claptrap.

  14. Hamous Avatar

    Hell, one of your “progressive” sisters wrote a book about it.

  15. Katfish Avatar

    #11 – Yanno I’m pretty darned relieved to know I’ll never be a ‘real woman’ 🙂

  16. wagonburner Avatar
    wagonburner

    We don’t make you feel like a natural woman?

  17. wagonburner Avatar
    wagonburner

    In NYC schools, kids can get expelled or sent to the “bad kid school” if they take an allergy pill at school even with their parents’ permission.
    They can get help killing a baby without those pesky parents even being aware.

  18. Hamous Avatar

    You conspiracy-theory-hatching frothy mouthed gelatinous blob of irrational immoral authoritarianism!

  19. Katfish Avatar

    #23 – from your linky:

    Now the losses could be even higher. It costs $60,000 to $75,000 to build a Volt, including development, manufacturing and raw materials, estimates Sandy Munro, president of Munro & Associates, a Troy, Mich., a company that analyzes vehicle production expenses for automakers. Much of the cost comes from an expensive combination of two power systems — electric and gasoline. With a sticker price of $40,000, minus the $10,000 the company pays in incentives, GM gets roughly $30,000 for every Volt. So it could be losing at least $30,000 per car.

  20. wagonburner Avatar
    wagonburner

    The Volt pricing and costs are a little misleading. The costs amortize R&D expenses into a relatively small production volume – much smaller than the original plan used.
    Even if the actual sales were much closer to the planned volume, the Volt would hardly become a significant source of profit for GM. It would just have been less of a car-shaped money hole.

  21. wagonburner Avatar
    wagonburner

    TSA finds loaded gun in a flight attendant’s bag (shocker! they actually found something!). TSA calls police. Police confiscate .38 cal revolver. In process of unloading it, they remove five cartridges and one spent casing from cylinder and one bullet from barrel in the act of killing a wall.

  22. mharper42 Avatar
    mharper42

    #15 TT
    Drat Obammy’s bad luck & timing! One of the murdered Americans in Benghazi just HAD to make those bloody finger smears on the wall before the moooooslimes drug him away.

  23. Katfish Avatar

    #28 – sharp little wheel gun for sure – BUT ummmmmmmmmmmmm now I reckon we need to check if TSA workers OR Cops are capable of counting bullets??
    S&W 642 Centennial Airweight Revolver .38 Special 1.875in 5rd
    WAIT!! (they musta been usin Calypso Louie’s million man math eh?) 🙂

  24. bob42 Avatar

    Hamous, this is inaccurate.

    You conspiracy-theory-hatching frothy mouthed gelatinous blob of irrational immoral authoritarianism!

    WB certainly wasn’t gelatinous when I met him a few years ago. Has he put on weight since then?
    Speaking of weight, I only need to gain 7 more pounds to get back to my ideal/normal weight.

  25. mharper42 Avatar
    mharper42

    #23 Hammy

    Pretty soon they’ll be giving them away.

    Or payin’ folks to take ’em?

  26. Tedtam Avatar

    #20 Hammy
    From your link:

    What people are saying – Write a review
    We haven’t found any reviews in the usual places.

    I wonder if they’ve found any in unusual places?

  27. Tedtam Avatar

    #31 Bob

    Speaking of weight, I only need to gain 7 more pounds to get back to my ideal/normal weight.

    Just keep on keeping that sphincter closed up tight. It’ll happen.

  28. mharper42 Avatar
    mharper42

    I only need to gain 7 more pounds to get back to my ideal/normal weight.

    Sorry, bobo — I can’t seem to correlate the words ideal or normal with my mental image of you.
    🙂

  29. Katfish Avatar

    #35 – You SURE you haven’t met him? 🙂

  30. Hamous Avatar

    Just replace “ideal/normal” with “drum circle” or “Burning Man”.

  31. wagonburner Avatar
    wagonburner

    But they were all rioting over a video!!!
    There was no warning! Nobody had any idea that Benghazi was that dangerous.

  32. wagonburner Avatar
    wagonburner

    Black jesus and Mookie Ahmanutjob on the same message re: Israel.

  33. Hamous Avatar

    Bobolicious at his Burning Man weight. And here’s one at his drum circle weight.

  34. Bonecrusher Avatar
    Bonecrusher

    3rd cousin to our own WagonBurner injun-type, Elizabeth Warren was practicing law in Taxachussets without a license.
    Lemme get this straight:
    *She still claims to be “of Native American descent” yet exhaustive genealogies going back 5 generations reveal no such connection.
    *She has been practicing law in Mass. without a Mass. Law license.
    The D party apparatus still heartily supports this fraud, I guess they have to keep playing “in suit” because they are still supporting the fraud JugEars for prez.

  35. mharper42 Avatar
    mharper42

    Fauxcahontas practised law in Massachusetts without a license! Woo hoo! Go get ‘er, Scott Brown!
    http://legalinsurrection.com/2012/09/elizabeth-warrens-law-license-problem/

  36. Katfish Avatar

    #41 – Geez ya Racist! Injun’s don’ need no steenkeeng law license!

  37. mharper42 Avatar
    mharper42

    Feds brace for historic stink bug outbreak…

    This headline up on Drudge makes ME brace for the announcement of a new Federal Department of Stinkbug Affairs, and of course a Stinkbug Czar.

  38. Bonecrusher Avatar
    Bonecrusher

    Federal Department of Stinkbug Affairs, and of course a Stinkbug Czar.

    We already got that, it is called The State Department.

  39. Tedtam Avatar

    Bonecrusher beat me to it.

  40. wagonburner Avatar
    wagonburner

    Algor is working feverishly to restore his chakras and remain relevant.

  41. Sarge Avatar
    Sarge

    I haven’t been frothing at the mouth for a couple of months now. No wonder I haven’t been able to cook up a decent conspiracy theory.
    So what do you guys use to get a good mouth froth going?

  42. Bonecrusher Avatar
    Bonecrusher

    #47:

    “We are in a new era where the … extreme weather that is occurring is not fully caused by the natural cycles of time and natural events, but by dirty energy, so it is really important to articulate that and name it more precisely,” said Maggie Fox, the CEO of the Climate Reality Project, in an interview Saturday.

    Mebbe that fat tub o crap will think about all the dirty garbage his private jet is spewing the next time he fires it up, or perhaps all the dirty emissions from a coal fired electricity plant the next time he has to heat his 40 THOUSAND SQUARE FOOT HOUSE. I have really had quite enough of the manbearpigcrazedsexpoodleloudmouthassclownfraudalgoricle and his band of blathering idjits.

  43. Bonecrusher Avatar
    Bonecrusher

    #48 Try alkaseltzer or fizzies without water; just pop ’em in – works every time.

  44. wagonburner Avatar
    wagonburner

    I’m sure Amb. Stevens’ family and friends see his death as “a bump in the road”.

  45. Sarge Avatar
    Sarge

    Saw Slaid Cleaves at the Mucky Duck this weekend. Good show. He did some songs that will be on a new album. One of them will probably reach the status of The Road Goes On Forever, Up Against the Wall Redneck Mothers, or London Homesick Blues. Its called I Love You More Than I Love Texas.
    He has a good stage presence and the difference between his studio and live perfomances is enjoyable, which is sometimes hard for an artist to pull off.
    The only negative to the performance was his guitar accompanist, a guy he apparently had to bring on in mid-tour. His name is “Scrappy” Jud Newcombe. He’s a very talented guitarist and some of his work added a new dimension to some of Cleaves songs, but some of them did not seem to fit with a couple of the more well known ones. He also came in late on several of them. He didn’t seem to know which guitar he was going to change to, or where it was on the stage and would get strapped in and hooked up just in time to put the licks onto the main verses. It was rather distracting. He will be on the new album, and I think that is a good idea as he has been working on the new songs with Cleaves on the tour and those sounded tight, but he really needs to work on the standards.
    If you haven’t seen Slaid Cleaves live, I do recommend it.

  46. bob42 Avatar

    Sarge, try washing down half a dozen Mentos with a 16 oz Coke. Projectile frothing will soon follow.

  47. bob42 Avatar

    Romney and Obama would rather have a debate moderated by Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert than allow Gary Johnson to participate.

    Libertarian presidential nominee Gary Johnson has filed a lawsuit to win a spot in the presidential debates that start in Denver on Oct. 3.
    It’s unlikely that he will succeed, but Johnson argues that the private Commission on Presidential Debates, along with the Democratic and the Republican parties, are unfairly blocking him from participating.

    Someone has to stand up and call this what it is—a rigged system designed entirely to protect and perpetuate the two-party duopoly,” says Johnson spokesman Ron Nielson.

  48. Bonecrusher Avatar
    Bonecrusher

    It must be an old pic of the fattubocrapalgoricle on Drudge, because it has a wedding ring, third sausage finger, left hand. Or did he manage to convince some dupe to marry him?

  49. Bonecrusher Avatar
    Bonecrusher

    #55:

    Someone has to stand up and call this what it is—a rigged system designed entirely to protect and perpetuate the two-party duopoly,” says Johnson spokesman Ron Nielson.

    toooooparrrrrrrrrrrrtyyyyyyyyyyyyduuuuuuuuuuooooooooooppoooooooooooooolly we’re all friggen doomed.

  50. mharper42 Avatar
    mharper42

    #48 Sarge

    So what do you guys use to get a good mouth froth going?

    Maybe you could simulate mouth froth with a few good spurts of this.
    Where ya been “hanging out” lately, Sarge?

  51. wagonburner Avatar
    wagonburner

    #55 bob42
    If the Libertarian Party could draw more than a couple percent of the vote they’d have an better argument. If you were to lower the threshold far enough to allow Johnson in, you’d then have to allow the serious kook parties in (Greens, Socialists, Commies, John Birchers, LaRoucheites, et al.).

  52. wagonburner Avatar
    wagonburner

    Oh, and I almost forgot:

  53. Sarge Avatar
    Sarge

    Where ya been “hanging out” lately, Sarge?

    Work, work, work. Dats all ah knows. My fingers is bones. My nose is flat on bof sides from holding it to the grinestone. I got a truck load of midnight oil coming cuz I done burned all the candles at bof ends.
    And I have been spending significant amounts of quality time with Significant Other.
    Did get a nifty new underquilt and a top quilt for the hammock in preparation for colder weather.

  54. bob42 Avatar

    #60 I think a better criteria would be based on the number of state ballots that include a particular candidate, regardless of party. How many of the kook parties you mention have a candidate on the ballot in over half the states?
    The notion that it is beneficial for the nation to limit a presidential debate to the republican and democrat candidate is irrational and false. Doing so benefits the two major parties, not the voters, and that’s exactly how our political industry prefers it. I’m sure they appreciate your loyal support.
    In November, voters will select from a field of two corporatist candidates. One with a D next to his name and another with an R, as usual.

  55. mharper42 Avatar
    mharper42

    #62 Sarge
    Answer B is what I sorta thought, but was much too polite to be nosy.
    🙂

  56. wagonburner Avatar
    wagonburner

    I think a better criteria would be based on the number of state ballots that include a particular candidate, regardless of party.

    If a candidate is not on the ballot in all of the states (plus all the territories, etc. who can vote), he/she can’t win. Period.
    I believe Perot was able to get in on the debates, John Anderson as well. I could be wrong, but those two got a much larger chunk of the vote than the Libertarian candidate has ever even dreamed of getting. The chunk of the vote each was able to garner was very likely not significantly altered by debate appearances.

  57. Bonecrusher Avatar
    Bonecrusher

    The true class and civility of the left comes screaming forth when a CNN correspondent dares to commit a random act of journalism. The current admin is all fun and giggles until someone asks a pertinent question about a real mess up and then the fangs get bared.
    Salty language that is NSFW.

  58. wagonburner Avatar
    wagonburner

    too polite to be nosy

    🙄
    I don’t recall that ever having been an issue before.

  59. Hamous Avatar

    So what do you guys use to get a good mouth froth going?

    Bobolicious licks toads.

  60. bob42 Avatar

    Irrelevant:

    The chunk of the vote each was able to garner was very likely not significantly altered by debate appearances.

    Debates are as much about ideas and facts as they are about who will win. Ideas last longer than candidates.
    I think Rachel Maddow and Rush Limbaugh as moderators would make for an entertaining debate, regardless of who was allowed to participate by the parasitic duopoly.

  61. Shannon Avatar
    Shannon

    66
    Heh. Heh. Heh.

  62. Bonecrusher Avatar
    Bonecrusher

    C’mon HAL spit it out!

  63. Katfish Avatar

    *steppin S L O W L Y away from Pyro & Sha-Na-Na*…………………….

  64. bob42 Avatar

    I have sympathy for Mitt’s handlers. Just when they thought they had made him understand why he couldn’t strap his dog’s carrier to the top of his MD-80, he goes and says this:

    When you have a fire in an aircraft, there’s no place to go … and you can’t find any oxygen from outside the aircraft to get in the aircraft, because the windows don’t open. I don’t know why they don’t do that. It’s a real problem.

    Thanks Mitt, I don’t miss Sarah Palin so much anymore.

  65. fat albert Avatar
    fat albert

    #63 Bob-o:

    The notion that it is beneficial for the nation to limit a presidential debate to the republican and democrat candidate is irrational and false.

    Actually, given that these are the two people who can actually win come November, I think that limiting the debate to the Republican and Democrat candidate is absolutely beneficial.
    The purpose of presidential debates is to educate the public on the relative merits, political viewpoints and qualifications of the candidates, not to educate the public on various political philosophies.
    If Mr. Johnson wants to participate in the debate he should prove that he is actually a viable candidate.

  66. texanadian Avatar
    texanadian

    Howdy all, back from the north homeland and darn glad to be back.
    Here is an article I find interesting, from Kansas of all places.
    ht Instapundit
    http://www.sekvoice.com/blogs/article_0187ff54-027e-11e2-8655-0019bb2963f4.html

    In Arab culture loyalty is to family first, clan second, then tribe and finally — and only notionally — to something as abstract as a nation. Anyone who is not a member of your tribe, clan or family, is a potential enemy — and taking advantage of enemies is simply good sense. Indeed there is no concept of the peculiarly Western and particularly American idea of “fair play.”
    Weakness is not something to be protected but despised — and taken advantage of.

  67. Katfish Avatar

    Back to the Ill-fated-from-day-ONE-Chevy-Volt sales woes (not to mention the permanent revenue LOSING aspect)……………….HOW LONG before replacement batteries and other vital parts become OBSOLETE / UNAVAILABLE for purchase when one considers what has already occurred for vehicles mfg’d in the last decade as a direct result of TOTUS’s cash-for-clunkers debacle?
    Example – I cannot buy something as simple as a replacement driver’s seat belt for my 2001 Ford Crown Victoria: Ford parts counter advised: “Obsolete / unavailable”

  68. Bonecrusher Avatar
    Bonecrusher

    #75 TEX: Dya think any of the towering intellects at the State Department have a clue of what any of you post means?

  69. wagonburner Avatar
    wagonburner

    #76 Katfish
    You should be able to get a third-party one in lots of places.
    Seat belts are only there because the EMT’s are to lazy to wander around the scene of a crash looking for bodies.

  70. Hamous Avatar

    Are we back to whining about the toopardydoowopoly? Good grief. Libertarians can’t even get elected as dog catcher, despite being on the ballot for virtually every office in every election. There’s a reason for that. They’re usually goonier than road lizards and hold positions that less than 2% of voters agree with.
    Johnson was in a few of the Republican debates and yet he couldn’t get any traction with voters. That wasn’t because the evil TPD was suppressin’ his message, they just didn’t like his message.
    Speaking of road lizards, Libertarians couldn’t even win the dog catcher race in the least populated county in Texas (Loving) so they decided to take over the town to:

    “…stop enforcement of Laws prohibiting Victimless Acts among Consenting Adults, such as Dueling, Gambling, Incest, Price-Gouging, Cannibalism, and Drug Handling.” Additionally, the group sought “to ensure that the Sheriff’s Office or the Town Police are never allowed to waste valuable Town resources…to oppress our residents by the investigation or enforcement of violations of Laws that punish Truancy, Drug Trafficking, Prostitution, Obscenity, Organ Trafficking, and other Victimless ‘Crimes’.”

    One little problem. They were a bunch of flim-flam artists:

    Although Pendarvis, Emory and Duncan claimed to have legally bought 126 acres (0.51 km2) in Loving County in 2005, and registered to vote accordingly, the county sheriff, Billy Burt Hopper, determined that this land had been sold to a different buyer. Misdemeanor charges were filed against the three men, who had left the state by this time. Pendarvis said that he had a canceled check to prove his purchase of the land in question, but no deed was ever produced, and the original landowners denied having sold land to Pendarvis or his associates. The three were subsequently featured on a “wanted” poster issued by Sheriff Hopper and the local Texas Rangers (displayed at Hopper’s office), and threatened with arrest should they return to Loving County.

  71. Hamous Avatar

    You should be able to get a third-party one in lots of places.

    Oh no you can’t! The Toopardydoowopoly won’t let you!

  72. wagonburner Avatar
    wagonburner

    He could always just tie hisself in with a rope.
    Fight the man!

  73. Bonecrusher Avatar
    Bonecrusher

    The twopardeeduopoly makes the most sense to me because it has tended to accurately reflect our dual nature, good vs evil.

  74. Katfish Avatar

    #78 – Ah but you forget – these seat belts have the elec cable incorporated with them so the friggin car can beep at you when you don’t have it buckled (thankfully that function also died when the female end of the buckle quit workin)
    I can buy an aftermarket unit WITHOUT the cable – but installing THAT I run the risk of the dang air bag blowing off in my face when I disconnect the failed original part.
    “for now” I just clip it into the passenger side buckle

  75. bob42 Avatar

    If we ended the authoritarians’ stupid war on a silly plant, Katfish could find a seat belt for his Crown Vic, and Gary Johnson would be on the debates. Heck, he might even spark up a doobie during rebuttals.

  76. Hamous Avatar

    Maybe Gary could convince Christie to try out that cannibal thing.

  77. Hamous Avatar

    Here’s how the debate will go if Johnson is included:

  78. Bonecrusher Avatar
    Bonecrusher

    #83:

    but installing THAT I run the risk of the dang air bag blowing off in my face when I disconnect the failed original part.

    Mayhaps you could disconnect the airbag first? I really hate airbags in the first place, the wissin nanny staters insisted on them when people weren’t using the seat belt. In crashes under 60 or so the airbag tends to cause more harm than good when the seat belt is used.

  79. Bonecrusher Avatar
    Bonecrusher

    #86: Definitely not kosher, but amusing in a Flying Circus sort of way.

  80. Hamous Avatar

    I wonder if incest and cannibalism will be allowed here.

  81. wagonburner Avatar
    wagonburner

    But they’re both victimless crimes!

  82. Texpat Avatar
    Texpat

    Uh, teens cause teen sex. That’s pretty obvious.
    And outlawing teenagers has been proposed already – more than once.
    Teen pregnancy ? It’s all about opportunity.
    Teen pregnancy began to rise after WWII when automobiles became plentiful and boys could take girls on car dates away from the watchful eyes in their family homes.
    I know about these things having indulged in hands-on research into this very subject.

  83. Shannon Avatar
    Shannon

    89
    I’ve been reading about that project.
    Mebbe I’ll move down there.

  84. Katfish Avatar

    I don’t think I heard any NSFW moments or words (and I’m no fan of howard Stern by ANY stretch)
    BUT OMG Yall have to hear the subterranean levels of pure D ignorance!
    Who are you going to vote for?

  85. Shannon Avatar
    Shannon

    92
    Shocking!

  86. mharper42 Avatar
    mharper42

    How did we’uns survive those times? I am blushing just remembering some of it.

  87. mharper42 Avatar
    mharper42

    I guess the birth control pill got invented just in the nick of time.

  88. mharper42 Avatar
    mharper42

    But the AIDS epidemic hadn’t started yet.

  89. Shannon Avatar
    Shannon

    97
    Yep. I turned fifteen in the summer of 1970. By then the Pill was easily obtained. It was almost a rite of passage for the girls in my circle of acquaintance to make the trip down to Planned Parenthood.

  90. Katfish Avatar

    #99 – Yep – and back then PP wasn’t hawking murder like used car salespeople either

  91. mharper42 Avatar
    mharper42

    I’ve never been to PP in my life. I was a legal adult before I ever got a prescription for birth control from my doctor.
    But #100 Katfishy — abortion was illegal prior to 1973, that’s why it wasn’t the main thing on the menu at PP.

  92. Texpat Avatar
    Texpat

    In reviewing my notes, I came across the revealing conclusion that teenage girls exhibit a remarkable shift in amorous attitude as soon as her date’s car is beyond shotgun range of the father’s front porch.

  93. Sarge Avatar
    Sarge

    Anybody want to go see Ian Anderson at the Verizon on Oct 27? S.O has a pair of tickets she needs to sell as we won’t be able to make that date. Initial outlay was $106, including ticket price and Live Nation’s confiscatory service fee. She bought these at least two months ago. Seats are Left Floor Rear, #’s 104 B 3 & 4. She’d like to get face value, but she’ll entertain offers.

  94. mharper42 Avatar
    mharper42

    According to Drudge stories, Europe is turning into a cesspool. Danish sperm donor with genetic disorder has fathered 43 children, although only 5 seem to have his disorder. France will ban the words ‘mother’ and ‘father’ from official documents when gay marriage is approved.

  95. Bonecrusher Avatar
    Bonecrusher

    According to Drudge stories, Europe is turning into a cesspool.

    I think there is credible evidence that it has been a cesspool for quite some time.

  96. Tedtam Avatar

    The Obamas are inspiring one form of entrepreneurism:

    Some are throwing away their vegetables while others are adapting to the rules by becoming industrious. In New Bedford, Massachusetts, students have created a black market – for chocolate syrup. The kiddie capitalists are smuggling in bottles of it and selling it by the squeeze, according to SouthCoastToday.com.

    Gotta luv it.

  97. Katfish Avatar

    GAWDS I like / LOVE this Woman MORE every time she speaks!!!!
    MY Address to the United Nations on behalf of American Citizens
    go Kira GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  98. Shannon Avatar
    Shannon

    Under different circumstances I’d take you up on those, Sarge.
    Thanks for the shot.

  99. mharper42 Avatar
    mharper42

    What is Hammy’s new gravatar since he switched from his Kilroy?
    ___‹~›__‹(•¿•)›__‹~›___

  100. shamaal Avatar
    shamaal

    The Obamas are inspiring one form of entrepreneurism:

    Wow!

    The changes reflect stricter nutrition standards imposed in January by the federal Healthy, Hunger-Free Kids Act, which was championed by Michelle Obama and her “Let’s Move” initiative.
    They are also part of a law passed by the state Legislature in 2010 as a step toward combating childhood obesity. That law states that milk with more sugar than nonfat or 1 percent white milk may not be served a la carte starting in August 2013.

    So the President and First Lady are responsible for state legislation in 2010 by supporting an act passed in the Republican controlled House and unanimously in the Senate in 2012.
    We’re going to have to start working on those timeline skills.
    You gotta luv it!

  101. Super Dave Avatar
    Super Dave

    OK, guys how many of you want to live longer? I think that I’ll pass. 😉

  102. wagonburner Avatar
    wagonburner

    Why not? You prolly don’t get much use outta those any more.

  103. Texpat Avatar
    Texpat

    Frankly, the federal government involving itself in the composition of school lunch menus is distorted and idiotic.
    I know the Agriculture Department has been edging its way into school lunches and breakfast programs for decades – the camel has slipped all four legs and its tail into the tent.
    I say ban all the the a$$holes and let local districts determine how they want to feed their own children.

  104. Super Dave Avatar
    Super Dave

    #112 wagonburner, speak for yourself. 😉

  105. Bonecrusher Avatar
    Bonecrusher

    Mrs Jabba the Hut deemed to obese to commit the crime.
    The link was at the bottom of SD#111 whack’em story. Warning, copious amounts of gnarly flesh visible.

  106. Shannon Avatar
    Shannon

    So that’s how the new castrati is going to win. They’re going to outlive us.

  107. Super Dave Avatar
    Super Dave

    Watching the tube, did I ever tell you that Roseanne Barr is an IDIOT! Crap! 🙁

  108. shamaal Avatar
    shamaal

    #113 texpat
    The fed government involving itself in the school lunch programs is a farming subsidy and resource leveler for the nation’s farm community. Those rules regarding veggies is a way of throwing money into the local communities. The fresher the veggies the shorter the food chain.
    There’s big bucks at the state level behind those free lunches.

  109. shamaal Avatar
    shamaal

    No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No,

  110. shamaal Avatar
    shamaal

    OK, this explains a lot

    So now we all know that Perry isn’t just a rambling idiot. He is also a rambling idiot with a sleep disorder.

  111. Super Dave Avatar
    Super Dave

    The Hypocrisy is stunning; Romney Gave 1,000 Times as Much to Charity in a Year as Biden Gave in a Decade.

    The release of Mitt Romney’s 2011 tax returns shows that he freely gave away more than $4 million to charity last year (about 30 percent of his income). In comparison, when Joe Biden was first running for vice president, his tax returns showed that he had given away just $3,690 to charity over the previous ten years (about 0.2 percent of his income). In other words, Romney gave away a thousand times as much to charity in one year as Biden have in a decade.
    That’s despite the fact that the Bidens earned well over $2 million over that decade. In fact, their income was $320,000 in 2008, thereby putting them comfortably over the $250,000-a-year line that marks the entry point for “millionaires and billionaires” in Obama-speak.

  112. shamaal Avatar
    shamaal

    It appears that plucking chickens is not the career path that Alabamans wanted.

    Johnell Rodriguez, 26, said he was among 17 Puerto Ricans who arrived at another Alabama Wayne Farms plant a week after the law took effect. Haitian Saul Jules said he was recruited in Miami to work in Albertville by JBS SA (JBSS3)’s Pilgrim’s Pride Corp. a few months ago.
    Plants sought refugees because too few local residents were interested or qualified, said Frank Singleton, a spokesman for Wayne Farms, based in Oakwood, Georgia.

  113. shamaal Avatar
    shamaal

    OK, I’ll take that dare.
    I generally avoid feeding the trolls, but in this case I can make an exception.
    Woof!

    The Hypocrisy is stunning; Romney Gave 1,000 Times as Much to Charity in a Year as Biden Gave in a Decade.

    So, it is your contention that Joe Biden is a Mormon and criticizes Governor Romney for not tithing?
    No? I got it!
    Joe Biden criticizes Governor Romney for not paying the same tax rate as others.
    No that can’t be it, hmmmmmmmmmm. Got it!
    Joe Biden criticizes Governor Romney for making more money than him. We’ll need to check the Governor’s tax returns for the last ten years. That’s the ticket!
    So how much time did the Bidens donate last year to charity fund raisers last year?
    Oh, I see, charity only counts if it’s cash. And here I thought those kindly persons donating time down at the shelter were charitable. But there’s that progressive thinking again.
    Oh yeah, there’s hypocrisy on display here ………………
    Huh, what’s that? Oh I can’t tell him to do that………………………………….
    No, not me either …… 😉

  114. shamaal Avatar
    shamaal

    One more fall out Of FLOTUS efforts to provide healthy meals ……………………
    If the cheese can’t be sold in the US it has to find an outlet somewhere. Enter the Mozzarella Mafia.
    Oh why don’t the Canucks just legalize cheese and take the criminal element out?
    War on a silly curd.

    Mario Sebastiano, owner of Super Mario’s pizza in Port Colborne, told CBC News he was approached two years ago by a Fort Erie man offering to supply numerous cases of contraband U.S. cheese. The Fort Erie man, along with some police officers, are now at the centre of the cheese smuggling probe.
    “He was gonna sell me a case for 150 bucks — normally it’s $240,” Sebastiano said. “He can supply whatever I want. If I want five to six cases a week, he’d give me five to six cases because he can bring it to this side here, no problem.”

  115. mharper42 Avatar
    mharper42

    #123 Kat
    Is there any hope
    IT WILL
    STARVE
    TO DEATH ?

  116. shamaal Avatar
    shamaal

    The Ohio tea party saving Ohio one Big Mac at a time ……….

    In one of the new McDonald’s ads, a young African-American male tells his friends he just moved into a “great condo loft space.” A flashback in the commercial shows him moving back in with his parents to an attic bedroom featuring a bunk bed.
    Zawistowski is demanding that the ad be pulled since it “suggest that lying is okay.” Zawistowski says that McDonald’s has a “responsibility to uphold the values that make America strong.”

  117. thesz456 Avatar
    thesz456

    Gary Johnson for Prez.!!

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