I travel a lot. I have come to see most of what passes for airport security as a charade, kabuki theater that only gives the illusion of greater security and safety.
On Sunday, new enhanced security measures will be going into effect at many US airports. These measures include use of the new backscatter x-ray machines and enhanced pat-downs of passengers who either refuse to be irradiated or who are flagged for additional attention.
In the report linked above, the security consultant was asked whether these new (very expensive) machines would have detected the explosives in Captain Boomerpants’ manties. The answer was “no”. What would have stopped him was our very expensive, very large security apparatus paying attention to the guy’s own father, who took the time to drop by our embassy and warn us.
We are all familiar with the stated reasons for these new procedures: the 9/11 hijackings and other attempts to destroy passenger aircraft in flight, most notably the shoe bomber and Captain Boomerpants. Both plots failed and both were taken off the aircraft upon arrival and both were somewhat worse for the wear.
Other dangerous acts aboard in-flight aircraft have also resulted in the perpetrators being taken off the aircraft in a condition often significantly worse than when they boarded. (FBI Agent: “What did you people do to this guy?” Passengers: “He fell down the stairs? A lot?”).
Prior to 9/11, airline hijackings were attempted for ransom payments or for “glory of the revolution” where the hijacker wanted to make a political statement by going to Havana. The best way to safeguard the passengers was to just go along with the hijackers and after a couple of days, they would be released. 9/11 was the first that changed that dynamic. The people aboard United 93 figured out that they needed to do something different. Everyone who now flies, especially who fly often, knows that hijackings and other acts of terror must be dealt with quickly and decisively.
This past week reports surfaced in Europe criticizing our airport security measures. In essence, the reports said that our security measures were too elaborate and contained actions that were pointless. Two activities that were specifically mentioned just happen to be two of my personal pet peeves and cause the bulk of the backup at checkpoints: removal of shoes and removing laptops from their bags. I’ll also note that flying back from Europe is insane. You have to go through a security checkpoint at the airport, just like you do here. Then there’s another one at the gate (required for US carriers). Then, after you arrive in the US and go through Passport control & Customs, you have to go through another checkpoint. Going to Europe, you go through security at the main checkpoint only.
I wonder how long it will be before this kind of intrusive search is implemented elsewhere in our society?
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