(secret meeting of the Hershey’s marketing team)
Evil Hershey’s Capitalist Sales Manager: Let’s face it, gentlemen. There’s not too many new ideas in chocolate. We’ve done it all. So what can we do to increase profits?
Evil Hershey’s Capitalist Sales Toadie: How about we pump the chocolate full of air bubbles while it’s liquid? We’d use 50% less chocolate but we could sell it for the same price as a solid bar!
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I came here for a quick check on Adee’s trip. I didn’t spot any.
/phewy
Good night all.
#79 Timde:
The word I originally chose was the onomatopoeia, commonly used in the phrase that really p-ss-s me off but it got censored by the angry blog monkey.
80 mharper42
“I’ll tell him but I don’t think he’ll be too keen on it. He’s already got one you see.” Apologies to Monty Python et al.
But, a Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch . . . , well now that’s a different story altogether.
TimDE, just in time for Halloween, Amazon has a sale on your headgear. I think it looks better on your avatar than it does on this dude.
For my own personal information and future reference, is [PEE] the same as wizz?
Just wondering
from my inbox: You are never too old to make a difference. As we get older we sometimes begin to doubt our ability to “make a difference” in the world. It is at these times that our hopes are boosted by the remarkable achievements of other “seniors” who have found the courage to take on challenges that would make many… Read more »
#76 – ^5 to Nordstrom!
I like Nordstrom.
71, 72, & 73 – CNN pruned that clip a bit – the original is a bit more verbally “colorful” at the end…………
Stole borrowed this from another blogger…………….. Well the obvious thing is that if you make your money inventing say the iPhone……and don’t give a dime to charity…produce your products in China…to the liberal masses you are a hero…a deity worthy of worship………………………but if you made your money producing oil….arguably much more essential in our lives than an iPhone, gave millions… Read more »
The McD’s clerk should be decorated. I’m thinking the only thing he’s guilty of is vigorous self-defense.
#69 fat fingered klutz
http://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/crime/2011/10/15/vonat-mcdonalds-beating.cnn
I wonder if the McDonald’s kid has a defense fund set up.
#66 – that aint chuggin (chuggin at least implies swallowing) – that kid just opens his esophagus and pours it down!
I must have accidentally (fat fingered) deleted your McDonald’s VID, Katfish.
Please repost.
Solly.
hater
Re: The McDonald’s beating.
That’s why I had to get out of retail early in life.
There were many customers that deserved the same treatment.
#66 Bones
That kid didn’t look old enough to be allowed in a bar, much less chugging a pitcher of beer like that.
This guy could win some big bets in a bar.
#60 Whiskers: You can’t say that the oxygen thieves didn’t deserve it. Their should be a sign behind all the registers that reads : If you jump over the counter expect a severe beating!
#61 It appears that his “personality moniker” is going to be the end of him. Couldn’t happen to a nicer guy.
#61 He shoulda got Perry HPV vaccine.
#58 – my hyperactive mouse skipped one on me – got 100% after 1 more try…………….
Oogo Chavez suffering from terminal uterine cancer.
Aw man! I missed the Calling All Bards! Fleabagger event here yesterday. That’s too bad. I would liked to have gone.
You were saying?
#50 – pfpfpfpfpfpfpttttttttttttttttttttttttt it won’t give better than an 88% !!! (took 2 tries)
Stinky hippies, George Soros, Obama, Pelosi, Communists, and Nazis. With a base like that what’s not to like? C’mon Barry! Quit dancing around the edges of the drum circle. Go all in!
A couple weeks back I noticed similarities between today’s flea-baggers and 1968’s hippies, and commented that it wouldn’t bode well for Democrats next year. I encouraged them to embrace the riff-raff. Here’s someone else’s take: So here we are forty-odd years along, and what has changed? Nothing, if you’re a Democrat. The same exact chain of events is occurring with… Read more »
Well, some democrats called the Hyatt and threatened to protest the Pamela Geller book signing and the Hyatt caved. Now we have to find another place by tomorrow. Typical free speech double standards from that lot.
#51 Hamous
I just saw that over at the Watts Up With That site and was geting ready to post a comment about it.
#50 TC
That is a tough test, but you can learn to do it. On my 3rd try, I was up to 75%.
Tired of all those pesky news stories about your debunked climate astrology theories as a result of FOIA? Cheer up Bunky! There’s a secret spot you can all go to to escape prying eyes: CEI has learned of a UN plan recently put in place to hide official correspondence on non-governmental accounts, which correspondence a federal inspector general has already… Read more »
Got a few minutes to be agravated?
http://www.humorsphere.com/fun/8787/colortest.swf
h/t http://mjperry.blogspot.com/
#44 Pyro: From the comments section of your linkie: Islam means & confirms peace, those rascals may be born Muslims have nothing common with Islam, the Great Religion chosen by Al Mighty. this is a great example of taqqiyya. Islam means submission not peace and there is never peace until you submit to islam either as a dhimmi or a… Read more »
#43 Texanadian
Ditto 🙂
#44 Pyro
I like it — let the neighboring African countries do some of the heavy lifting for a change.
#35 RM
Pretty good work on the N-word and the captions!
Or “producers” for one of the 50 Lifetime network channels.
Kenya has had enough of trouble from Somalia and takes kinetic action.
🙂
#40 tedtam
btw – how’s LD’s indoctrination into the real world? I can’t imagine that it wouldn’t be going well, what with her mother & all.
#40 tedtam
Philosophy majors make excellent software engineers.
Wimmins Studies majors make for pi$$ed-off shrieking harridans with hairy legs & pits who wear comfortable shoes.
Lovely had a classmate in high school that went to get a degree in either sociology or anthropology. I asked what she was going to do with that degree, and she said it was very helpful in marketing and business study. I’ve heard that some liberal degrees are not reviled, because the theory is that the student has learned to… Read more »
re: #29 From the linked Mother Jones article: None of that should matter, anyway. Is a degree’s intrinsic value really reducible to its marketability? Just a few blocks from the governor’s mansion, the Florida State University anthropology department—already ravaged by cuts and unable to admit new students—is fighting for its life by reminding visitors that anthropology is not only cost-effective… Read more »
More meme.
Birth of a meme. heh heh heh
Caption: “We don’t understand this whole “Occupy” thing, but our 26 year old thinks it’s cool. And with the money we’re saving on groceries and the light bill, we finally have enough to move to that condo in Florida. Quickly.”
Well, first let me respond to No. 2 and provide an “N” word. How about “NObama”? Now for some captions for No. 30. Don’t know if I can make a good “Top Ten” list of captions for that but here goes: 1) Now, here’s our chance to move without telling our “couch potato” son. 2) Let’s see if the Occupy… Read more »
Caption: “We don’t understand this whole “Occupy” thing, but our 26 year old thinks it’s cool. And it gave us a chance to change the locks.”