BREAKING: Chiefs Sign P. Diddy to replace problematic kicker Harrison Butker
In an unprecedented move that has left the NFL world buzzing, the Kansas City Chiefs have announced that they have signed notorious child sex trafficker P. Diddy to replace their longtime kicker, Harrison Butker. The team’s management cited Butker’s “problematic” Christian beliefs as the primary reason for the change, stating that they could no longer tolerate his “divisive and outdated views” on social issues.
“We had to get him,” said beaming Chiefs general manager Miss Ahjinny in a press conference. “Diddy may not know what he’s doing on the football field but he checks all our moral boxes. We’re proud to be the team that gives second chances to those who have made mistakes in their past.”
The announcement comes just days after a shocking video was released showing P. Diddy beating his girlfriend, leaving many in the NFL world anxiously waiting for a team to step up and welcome the embattled rapper with open arms.
“We needed to get that disgusting image of that traditional Catholic kicker disgracing the NFL’s reputation,” said NFL commissioner Roger Goodell in a statement. “By signing P. Diddy, the Chiefs have shown that they are committed to building a team that reflects the true values of the NFL.”
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To answer your early question,
I lost my supremely talented spare rib chef and then I gave away my grill.
And no restaurants around here serve them.
Oh and Burnt Dawgs for supper with cheese, onions N jalapeno relish. 😉
We’re having some great weather here. High today 80 with about 50% humidity. I worked most of the day at the big pond mowing and weed whacking, using a push mower BTW on the dam and it wasn’t too bad. I knocked off about 4, hit the shower then wife and I sat out on the front porch with a… Read more »
Yup Microsoft announces AI in computers, But Apple is not far behind. The Cupertino, Calif., company has steadily ramped up comments on its AI work, with Tim Cook saying AI will be “transformative.” Apple is starting with iPADs then comes iphones. Desktops will come later because they are not Apples best sellers. i saw a linux machine (System76) maker that… Read more »
The trial in NYC with Trump is so ridiculous, ludicrous I don’t even know what to say.
Attached Kmart shoppers, it is hellish outside.
THATISAĹL.
I saw this over yonder, and I agree. I had no idea what I was missing until Hammy introduced me to his parish about three years ago. After attending the TLM, going to a novus ordo mass is like drinking weak Kool-Aid. (NO masses are the post-Vatican II masses, which are the services attended by over 90% of today’s Church).… Read more »
What could go wrong?
Well, just had our first wasp of the season in the house. I have NO idea how they get in, unless they piggyback on an open door unseen.
Gun Control Politicians Don’t Just Hate Guns, They Hate You Today’s gun control politicians are making it clear. It’s not just guns they despise. There are two other primary obstacles to civil disarmament that they loathe.One is the Second Amendment itself. The other, well, it’s you – the gun owner.It wasn’t that long ago when President Barack Obama lambasted gun… Read more »
I guess any left wing group of lunatics can claim to be Baptists. Pro-Hamas Anti-Zionist Leftists Come for Amazon and Google A faceoff at Amazon between activists and investors reveals the stakes of the fight as well as the way outside pressure groups infiltrate and organize within companies.In his newsletter this week, Reuters’ Ross Kerber notes that for Amazon’s annual meeting on… Read more »
Today is my first day back to work; being on vacation is much more fun.
And I’m feeling groggy, so I may have to lay down in a bit…but first, today’s roundup from the C&C: Good morning, C&C, it’s Monday! Your baseline news roundup today includes: Trump trial resumes with more Michael Cohen and a great big question mark; a suggestion for Joe Biden; presidential lives keep crashing into mountains faster than we can keep… Read more »
Afternoon, gang. I got up around ten o’clock this morning because at 3:30 I got up to remove the pork roast I had in the crock pot. The smell of the meat cooking kept me from falling asleep, and I decided that I wasn’t going to wait until my usual wake up time to remove it. So, around 4:30 I… Read more »
Someone please inform us that the Kansas City NFL team signed this P. Diddy person (who is not a football player) to a contract is a sick joke concocted in the midst of someone having way too much to drink an unknown substance drunk as a skunk at a party in the middle of the night. If by some small… Read more »
Here is a more detailed account of this disgusting, bigoted woman, Amal Clooney. Prominent human rights lawyer Amal Clooney has published an expert report supporting the International Criminal Court (ICC) Prosecutor’s request for arrest warrants related to alleged war crimes and crimes against humanity in the Israeli-Palestinian conflict, all but ignoring the fact that Israel was defending itself against terrorism. The International… Read more »
As if we needed more reasons to despise Hollywood celebrities… British barrister Amal Clooney was among a panel of experts in international law convened by the International Criminal Court (ICC) who approved the pursuit of arrest warrants against senior Israeli officials, including Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu, and Hamas leaders for war crimes.ICC prosecutor Karim Khan announced Monday that Netanyahu and Israeli Defense Minister Yoav Gallant are being targeted… Read more »
The essential campaign kitchen table economic graph right here. Click to enlarge.
A refresher piece on why they called President Ebrahim Raisi “The Butcher of Tehran.” Iranian President Ebrahim Raisi, who died in a helicopter crash Sunday at the age of 63, was a hardline protégé of the country’s supreme leader. Nicknamed “The Butcher of Tehran” for his role in overseeing the mass executions of thousands in 1988, he led the country… Read more »
You are a true Houstonian if you remember Bubba the Cockroach that used to greet you on Southwest Freeway near Westpark. Bubba is gone now to the great scrap yard in the sky but will live forever in my heart. I’ll bet you did not know his name was Bubba.
I’ve been pretty busy all weekend and didn’t realize this happened. The office of the mayor of Kansas City, MO doxxed the KC Chiefs kicker Harrison Butker. Missouri Attorney General Andrew Bailey (R) has sent a letter to Kansas City Mayor Quinton Lucas (D), demanding that he turn over all documents, records, and communications related to his office’s X post retaliating against… Read more »
Here is your nightmare
Any minute now. It hasn’t been long enough yet for the Ummah to blame the Israeli Supreme Mother of All Weather Machines for causing the impenetrable fog, ice and blizzards in Iran. “President Raisi’s helicopter was completely burned in the crash … unfortunately, all passengers are feared dead,” the official told Reuters.Rescue teams fought blizzards and difficult terrain through the… Read more »
Judge Orders New Election for 2022 Harris County Judicial Race. From Paul Bettencourt; Huge Election Integrity win as a visiting Texas State District Judge orders a new election for the county 180th District Court in Harris County! This is like…Left Coast to West Coast HUGE, as Judge Peeples orders a new election because he found, documented, and ruled in a… Read more »
From last night;
Dang what seems to be the problem? I fixed pork spare ribs a few weeks ago, pork is one of the few things that I can still afford. 😉
HA! Mornin’ Shannon, Gang
Heh.
Good morning.