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BREAKING: Chiefs Sign P. Diddy to replace problematic kicker Harrison Butker

In an unprecedented move that has left the NFL world buzzing, the Kansas City Chiefs have announced that they have signed notorious child sex trafficker P. Diddy to replace their longtime kicker, Harrison Butker. The team’s management cited Butker’s “problematic” Christian beliefs as the primary reason for the change, stating that they could no longer tolerate his “divisive and outdated views” on social issues.

“We had to get him,” said beaming Chiefs general manager Miss Ahjinny in a press conference. “Diddy may not know what he’s doing on the football field but he checks all our moral boxes. We’re proud to be the team that gives second chances to those who have made mistakes in their past.”

The announcement comes just days after a shocking video was released showing P. Diddy beating his girlfriend, leaving many in the NFL world anxiously waiting for a team to step up and welcome the embattled rapper with open arms.

“We needed to get that disgusting image of that traditional Catholic kicker disgracing the NFL’s reputation,” said NFL commissioner Roger Goodell in a statement. “By signing P. Diddy, the Chiefs have shown that they are committed to building a team that reflects the true values of the NFL.”

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36 responses to “Monday Nightmare Open Comments”

  1. Shannon Avatar
    Shannon

    Heh.

    Good morning.

  2. Super Dave Avatar
    Super Dave

    HA! Mornin’ Shannon, Gang

  3. Super Dave Avatar
    Super Dave

    From last night;

    Shannon May 19, 2024 10:03 PM

    I’d do unspeakable things for some pork spare ribs. Haven’t had any in over two years.

    Dang what seems to be the problem? I fixed pork spare ribs a few weeks ago, pork is one of the few things that I can still afford. 😉

  4. Super Dave Avatar
    Super Dave

    Judge Orders New Election for 2022 Harris County Judicial Race.
    From Paul Bettencourt;

    Huge Election Integrity win as a visiting Texas State District Judge orders a new election for the county 180th District Court in Harris County! This is like…Left Coast to West Coast HUGE, as Judge Peeples orders a new election because he found, documented, and ruled in a Trial Court as a matter of fact that more illegal votes occurred in this race than the 448 vote difference between the two candidates running in the November 2022 general election!!

    So much for the challenger Tami Pierce, her lawyer Paul Simpson, the Harris County Republican Party, and everyone else that supported her election contest being labeled so-called “election deniers” by the media! Not anymore, because the judge found clear violations of the election code plus a total amount of illegal votes of 1,431, well more than needed to order a new election. That didn’t even include the fact that an estimated 100 polls on election day didn’t have enough ballot paper sometime between 7am to 7pm, and up to 800 votes were suppressed by the Abominable former Harris County Election Administrator, documented in another case that weren’t even needed for this ruling to order a new election.

    So to all those Naysayers out there, including the Socialist County Judge Lina Hidalgo, who appointed not one, but two Incompetent Leftist Progressive FAILED Election administrators, you were WRONG! This is why I had to pass SB 1750 and SB 1933, eliminating the EA and giving elections back to elected officials.

  5. Texpat Avatar
    Texpat

    Any minute now.

    It hasn’t been long enough yet for the Ummah to blame the Israeli Supreme Mother of All Weather Machines for causing the impenetrable fog, ice and blizzards in Iran.

    “President Raisi’s helicopter was completely burned in the crash … unfortunately, all passengers are feared dead,” the official told Reuters.

    Rescue teams fought blizzards and difficult terrain through the night to reach the wreckage in East Azerbaijan province in the early hours of Monday.

    “We can see the wreckage and the situation does not look good,” the head of Iran’s Red Crescent, Pirhossein Kolivand, told state TV.

    Raisi, 63, was elected president in 2021, and since taking office has ordered a tightening of morality laws, overseen a bloody crackdown on anti-government protests, and pushed hard in nuclear talks with world powers.

    A Turkish drone identified a source of heat suspected to be the helicopter’s wreckage and had shared the coordinates of the possible crash site with Iranian authorities, Anadolu news agency said earlier on X.

    State news agency IRNA said Raisi was flying in a U.S.-made Bell 212 helicopter.

  6. squawkbox Avatar
    squawkbox

    Here is your nightmare

    https://hamous.net/wp-content/uploads/2024/05/17160081372471052881.jpg/

  7. Texpat Avatar
    Texpat

    I’ve been pretty busy all weekend and didn’t realize this happened. The office of the mayor of Kansas City, MO doxxed the KC Chiefs kicker Harrison Butker.

    Missouri Attorney General Andrew Bailey (R) has sent a letter to Kansas City Mayor Quinton Lucas (D), demanding that he turn over all documents, records, and communications related to his office’s X post retaliating against Kansas City Chief’s kicker Harrison Butker for the faith-based comments he made during a commencement speech at a Catholic college over the weekend.

    and,

    The NFL cravenly distanced itself from the speech, and espoused its “steadfast” “commitment to inclusion.”

    “Harrison Butker gave a speech in his personal capacity,” Jonathan Beane, the league’s senior vice president and chief diversity and inclusion officer, said. “His views are not those of the NFL as an organization. The NFL is steadfast in our commitment to inclusion, which only makes our league stronger.”

    At the height of the histrionic left-wing backlash against Butker, the official X account for the city of KCMO, wrote a bizarre and spiteful post saying, “Just a reminder, Harrison Butker lives in the city of _____.”

  8. squawkbox Avatar
    squawkbox

    You are a true Houstonian if you remember Bubba the Cockroach that used to greet you on Southwest Freeway near Westpark. Bubba is gone now to the great scrap yard in the sky but will live forever in my heart. I’ll bet you did not know his name was Bubba.

    1. Texpat Avatar
      Texpat

      Oh, I remember well.

    2. Super Dave Avatar
      Super Dave

      Yup, I remember but I didn’t know his name was Bubba that’s news we can use. 😉

  9. Texpat Avatar
    Texpat

    A refresher piece on why they called President Ebrahim Raisi “The Butcher of Tehran.”

    Iranian President Ebrahim Raisi, who died in a helicopter crash Sunday at the age of 63, was a hardline protégé of the country’s supreme leader. Nicknamed “The Butcher of Tehran” for his role in overseeing the mass executions of thousands in 1988, he led the country under Ayatollah Ali Khamenei as it enriched uranium near weapons-grade levels and launched a major drone and missile attack on Israel.

    and,

    The trials began around that time, with defendants asked to identify themselves. Those who responded “mujahedeen” were sent to their deaths, while others were questioned about their willingness to “clear minefields for the army of the Islamic Republic,” according to a 1990 Amnesty International report. International rights groups estimate that as many as 5,000 people were executed. Raisi served on the commissions.

    and,

    Raisi’s hardline approach again surfaced when mass protests swept the country in 2022, after the death of Mahsa Amini, a woman who had been detained over allegedly not wearing a hijab, or headscarf, to the liking of authorities. The months-long security crackdown that followed the demonstrations killed more than 500 people, and over 22,000 others were detained.

  10. Texpat Avatar
    Texpat

    The essential campaign kitchen table economic graph right here. Click to enlarge.

  11. Texpat Avatar
    Texpat

    As if we needed more reasons to despise Hollywood celebrities…

    British barrister Amal Clooney was among a panel of experts in international law convened by the International Criminal Court (ICC) who approved the pursuit of arrest warrants against senior Israeli officials, including Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu, and Hamas leaders for war crimes.

    ICC prosecutor Karim Khan announced Monday that Netanyahu and Israeli Defense Minister Yoav Gallant are being targeted for war crimes and crimes against humanity in Gaza. The Israeli officials are accused of having systematically deprived civilians of essential supplies and that attacks on aid workers have further exacerbated the humanitarian crisis. 

  12. Texpat Avatar
    Texpat

    Here is a more detailed account of this disgusting, bigoted woman, Amal Clooney.

    Prominent human rights lawyer Amal Clooney has published an expert report supporting the International Criminal Court (ICC) Prosecutor’s request for arrest warrants related to alleged war crimes and crimes against humanity in the Israeli-Palestinian conflict, all but ignoring the fact that Israel was defending itself against terrorism. The International Criminal Court’s chief prosecutor, Karim Khan, revealed Monday that the court was pursuing arrest warrants for top leaders from both Hamas and Israel. The statement, made initially on CNN, was later confirmed in an official statement.

  13. Adee Avatar
    Adee

    Someone please inform us that the Kansas City NFL team signed this P. Diddy person (who is not a football player) to a contract is a sick joke concocted in the midst of someone having way too much to drink an unknown substance drunk as a skunk at a party in the middle of the night.

    If by some small chance it is true, NFL heads should roll that had anything to do with it or approve of it. Fast. If it is false as it likely is, heads should also roll as well of those who created it. Fast.

    1. Texpat Avatar
      Texpat

      Adee, the Genesius Times is a satire site.

      1. Adee Avatar
        Adee

        Then it should be sued out of business.

        1. Texpat Avatar
          Texpat

          Genesius Times is trying to point out the bizarre absurdity of the NFL and Kansas City Chief ridiculous front office reactions to the perfectly correct, appropriate speech Harrison Butker gave to Benedictine University.

  14. Tedtam Avatar
    Tedtam

    Afternoon, gang. I got up around ten o’clock this morning because at 3:30 I got up to remove the pork roast I had in the crock pot. The smell of the meat cooking kept me from falling asleep, and I decided that I wasn’t going to wait until my usual wake up time to remove it. So, around 4:30 I finished separating the meat and fat, and put the pork meat on freeze drying trays since our refrigerator is full of leftovers.

    Soooo….sleeping late this morning. Hubby came to check on me just as I was settling down with my coffee, beads, and rosary prayer. He wanted to make sure I was still alive; he knew when I was up because he turned around in his recliner to see what was going on in the kitchen. I got the rosary done and caffeine ingested, along with some Tylenol because…sciatica. I’m finally getting to my work space.

    I told Hubby I’m going to wait a few days before running the pork through Elsa. My surgery is first thing in the morning. If I started a cycle now, it would complete either while I was in the chair or laying on the couch with my face plastered in cold packs. It’s safe in the freezer for a few days.

    But I’m processing the fat. I’m getting ready to strain it, and I’ll put that in the freezer and can it later.

  15. Tedtam Avatar
    Tedtam

    And I’m feeling groggy, so I may have to lay down in a bit…but first, today’s roundup from the C&C:

    Good morning, C&C, it’s Monday! Your baseline news roundup today includes: Trump trial resumes with more Michael Cohen and a great big question mark; a suggestion for Joe Biden; presidential lives keep crashing into mountains faster than we can keep track; Ukraine also loses a president, mostly, since Zelensky’s term ran out and he’s just squatting in the presidential office; 2024-style historic Russia-China deal torpedoes Biden’s foreign policy ambitions in latest disaster for the Administration; and Lousiana bill figuratively sets democrat hair on fire.

  16. Bonecrusher Avatar
    Bonecrusher

    Today is my first day back to work; being on vacation is much more fun.

    1. Tedtam Avatar
      Tedtam

      The problem with vacations is that the work is just stacked up for you, waiting for your return. For me, the only “real” vacation I had was a cruise we took when the kids were young. For a week I didn’t have to cook or clean. Usually, vacations for me were just housekeeping chores in a different place.

  17. Texpat Avatar
    Texpat

    I guess any left wing group of lunatics can claim to be Baptists.

    Pro-Hamas Anti-Zionist Leftists Come for Amazon and Google

    A faceoff at Amazon between activists and investors reveals the stakes of the fight as well as the way outside pressure groups infiltrate and organize within companies.

    In his newsletter this week, Reuters’ Ross Kerber notes that for Amazon’s annual meeting on May 22, there is an item on the proxy vote card calling for the company to hire an independent review of its web services contracts (essentially cloud storage and related services) with the Israeli government. The filing, made by shareholder American Baptist Home Mission Society, claims Israel uses Amazon to further “the apartheid system under which Palestinians are surveilled, unlawfully detained, and tortured.”

    and,

    The Anti-Defamation League and its affiliate JLens filed a memoagainst the BDS-inspired paranoia behind the proposal. The Baptist group going after Israel is part of a progressive Christian coalition known as the Investor Advocates for Social Justice. That group’s director, Courtney Wicks, made clear she hope to piggyback on the pro-Hamas encampments on college campuses and the attention they’ve received by mounting a multi-front campaign against Israel: “We have to make a case there is a pattern of issues.”

    It is not just Amazon but also Google—two of the world’s largest companies by market cap—where this drama is playing out.

    plus,

    In fact, much of this seems to have stemmed from resentment over a Black Lives Matter-related controversy. In 2020, a month after George Floyd’s killing, a Google web director emailed an apology to the Jewish Google employees’ list—called, yes, the Jewglers—for the company’s donation to the Movement for Black Lives. M4BL, as it is known, had drafted its political platform a few years earlier and included a sharp bit of Holocaust inversion—accusing the Jewish state of being genocidal. Left-wing Jewish groups were appalled at the gratuitous lie about Israel being part of a foundational document for a coalition for blacks’ rights.

    Koren was furious that Google would violate a basic tenet of so-called “woke capitalism,” that you never apologize for making people uncomfortable so long as the people made uncomfortable are outside the ideological circle of trust. You don’t apologize to Jews for anti-Semitism; “white-adjacent” communities are supposed to be made uncomfortable. That’s what justice means to activists like Koren.

  18. Texpat Avatar
    Texpat

    Gun Control Politicians Don’t Just Hate Guns, They Hate You

    Today’s gun control politicians are making it clear. It’s not just guns they despise. There are two other primary obstacles to civil disarmament that they loathe.

    One is the Second Amendment itself. The other, well, it’s you – the gun owner.

    It wasn’t that long ago when President Barack Obama lambasted gun owners who refused to roll over to his gun control agenda. Stumping for his first election to The White House, he told fundraisers at a San Francisco event of smalltown Pennsylvania voters that were left behind, especially by the political elites.

    “And it’s not surprising then they get bitter, they cling to guns or religion or antipathy toward people who aren’t like them or anti-immigrant sentiment or anti-trade sentiment as a way to explain their frustrations,” President Obama said in 2008. Interestingly, it was former U.S. Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton (D-N.Y.), later Secretary of State, who rebuked him.

    “I was taken aback by the demeaning remarks Senator Obama made about people in small-town America,” she said. “His remarks are elitist and out of touch.”

    Of course, that was before she labeled half of America “a basket of deplorables” in 2016 when she was making her second run for the Oval Office.

  19. Tedtam Avatar
    Tedtam

    Well, just had our first wasp of the season in the house. I have NO idea how they get in, unless they piggyback on an open door unseen.

  20. Tedtam Avatar
    Tedtam

    What could go wrong?

  21. Tedtam Avatar
    Tedtam

    I saw this over yonder, and I agree. I had no idea what I was missing until Hammy introduced me to his parish about three years ago. After attending the TLM, going to a novus ordo mass is like drinking weak Kool-Aid. (NO masses are the post-Vatican II masses, which are the services attended by over 90% of today’s Church).

    I didn’t know better, until I had experienced better. 
     ·   · 

    By: Peter Kwasniewski

     
     · 
    The postconciliar brainwashing has been quite successful.

    Today we have a vast number of Catholics (I mean, the minority who are still practicing, not the majority who never go to church) who know nothing whatsoever about the liturgy that existed prior to 1970.
    They get frustrated and angry when they hear other Catholics talking about the riches of tradition, about all that was lost, and the immense harm caused by the rupture and the novelties. Because they do not have intimate knowledge of traditional rites (whether Eastern or Western), they have nothing to compare the Novus Ordo with. To them, “the Church’s liturgy” is “just fine,” and, moreover, we all have to accept, in a spirit of obedience, that it’s just fine. So what are you trads complaining about?

    The spirit of ahistorical, acultural reductionism, minimalism, utilitarianism, and positivism has so conquered minds that the default response is: “We have the Eucharist; what more could we need or want?” (And before you say this is a straw man, spend some time looking at Facebook posts on these topics, and see how over and over again people say these or similar words.)

    There is, of course, a profound contradiction in this mentality. For, if all that matters is having the Eucharist, there would be no reason not to consecrate vast quantities of hosts and then schedule 5-minute communion services where people can “get Jesus” and be on their way. But if this is (rightly) seen to be inadequate, then it follows that the *liturgical rite as such* is important, not just the Eucharist. And therefore what is in the rite, and not in the rite, as regards its texts, music, ceremonies, rubrics, is vitally important for living the Catholic life. You know, that pesky “lex orandi, lex credendi, lex vivendi” business that explained why the Church used to be so jealous of her liturgical tradition!

    Living “from and for the Mass” (as good Liturgical Movement authors advised) means being formed in a certain way by the rites we celebrate. Yes, the Eucharist is absolutely decisive; but this is PRECISELY WHY the rite that surrounds it is decisive too. What God has joined together, let no man put asunder.

  22. Bonecrusher Avatar
    Bonecrusher

    Attached Kmart shoppers, it is hellish outside.
    THATISAĹL.

  23. Texpat Avatar
    Texpat

    The trial in NYC with Trump is so ridiculous, ludicrous I don’t even know what to say.

    1. squawkbox Avatar
      squawkbox

      But will the jury consider the “evidence”.

    2. Super Dave Avatar
      Super Dave

      And remember they don’t care how ludicrous it is or what you think about it. They have no shame.

  24. squawkbox Avatar
    squawkbox

    Yup Microsoft announces AI in computers, But Apple is not far behind.

    The Cupertino, Calif., company has steadily ramped up comments on its AI work, with Tim Cook saying AI will be “transformative.”

    Apple is starting with iPADs then comes iphones. Desktops will come later because they are not Apples best sellers. i saw a linux machine (System76) maker that has already incorporated AI.

  25. Super Dave Avatar
    Super Dave

    We’re having some great weather here. High today 80 with about 50% humidity. I worked most of the day at the big pond mowing and weed whacking, using a push mower BTW on the dam and it wasn’t too bad. I knocked off about 4, hit the shower then wife and I sat out on the front porch with a couple of beers for an hour or so. It is amazing what low humidity will do. Life is good.

  26. Super Dave Avatar
    Super Dave

    Oh and Burnt Dawgs for supper with cheese, onions N jalapeno relish. 😉

  27. Shannon Avatar
    Shannon

    SD
    To answer your early question,
    I lost my supremely talented spare rib chef and then I gave away my grill.
    And no restaurants around here serve them.

    1. Super Dave Avatar
      Super Dave

      Oh now I understand, maybe you just need to try replicate them. They may not be as good but maybe the task could be a good memory or not, I guess.

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