Monday Open Comments

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Law professor Glenn Reynolds writes…

So I just finished Kurt Schlichter’s new novel, The Attack. It’s a fictionalized account of an October 7 style attack that takes place on a large scale in the United States. It’s also a warning.

In essence, Iranian terror experts use America’s open southern border to slip in thousands of Islamist fanatics, sleeper cells who are primed to attack specified targets on command. The terrorists don’t know their targets until the last minute, when they get guns, ammunition, and directions. They also don’t know that they’re part of a massive effort. This means that if they turn, or are caught, as a few do or are, they can’t give anything away. They have minimal training, basically how to lay low, and to shoot guns and throw grenades. They’re also equipped with web-linked cameras to stream their attacks, and the atrocities – rape, torture, etc. – that they perpetrate on their victims. Also meth to pump them up for the attacks.

and,

It’s a gripping story, and an unfortunately plausible cautionary tale. How likely is it to happen?

Probably the biggest impediment to something like this happening in America is the aftermath of the 10/7 attacks on Israel. Atrocities didn’t cow the Israelis, but angered them. Other nations, even many of those that the Palestinians of Hamas generally looked to for support, turned against them. Hamas leaders are being targeted and killed, Hamas backers know they aren’t safe, and the Israelis simply continue to grind away, four months after the attacks happened.

and this,

Schlichter’s book includes a number of times where armed civilians blunt an attack, both in public and in homes. A civilian or two with handguns can’t stop a group of men armed with long guns, but they can slow, distract, and inflict enough casualties to mess things up. (Jeff Cooper said that one man with a handgun can wreck a rifle squad; certainly if the man is Jeff Cooper!) But it’s math: If you go house to house and one of you gets shot every time, you’ll run out of terrorists long before you run out of houses.

And, of course, some neighborhoods are better armed than that. My neighbor’s gun safe makes mine look tiny, and we’re pretty well equipped here at Stately InstaPundit Manor. I can have a handgun anywhere in my house in seconds, and an AR-15 type rifle with a full mag in under a minute. If a bunch of terrorists started breaking my door down I’d probably die, but they’d know they’d been in a fight. And there are a lot of people like that in my neighborhood. We saw in Israel that places where people fought back – like Kibbutz Kerem Shalom – did much better.

RTWDT.

The Attack by Kurt Schlicter


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63 responses to “Monday Open Comments”

  1. Bonecrusher Avatar
    Bonecrusher

    FIRSTICUS! 

    Two Monday morning posts; it’s like Deja Vu all over again.

  2. Super Dave Avatar
    Super Dave

    Well crap, which one is it? Dueling O.C. threads? Well we’re getting a good rain here now, a Frog Strangler I’d say.

    Mornin’ Gang

  3. Bonecrusher Avatar
    Bonecrusher

    LLoyd Austin is back in the horsepistal for a ‘bladder issue.’  The talking heads keep repeating his ‘very positive’ cancer surgery prognosis.  I wonder if he has discovered that he is in the beginning stages of jab-induced turbo-cancer. . . . .

    Call me cruel if you wish, but may he and the rest of this corrupt administration rest in pieces.

  4. Bonecrusher Avatar
    Bonecrusher

    . . . . .and I have one in the cuspidor.

  5. Super Dave Avatar
    Super Dave

    I stumbled across this mornings truism from Lewis Grizzard and I can relate. 

    😉

  6. Texpat Avatar
    Texpat

    I started posting Monday’s OC comment before the end of the Super Bowl.

    There was no other Monday post at that time and there was no other Monday post after I scheduled this one.

  7. Texpat Avatar
    Texpat

    All good things come to an end and February returns to being February.

    We have 6.1 inches of snow coming on Tuesday morning.

  8. Super Dave Avatar
    Super Dave

    We have 6.1 inches of snow coming on Tuesday morning.

    You still have the 2 stroke snow blower? I guess you’ll be needing it.

  9. Texpat Avatar
    Texpat

    Clarice Feldman writes on the Steyn/Simberg vs Mann case,

    The jury seems to have focused on the fact that the writers compared his work to another Penn State employee who had engaged in child molestation which the university had covered up. The defamation the jury found was not in the critique of his research and the amount awarded seems unlikely to be received, but in the language used.

    Some have questioned why this case even went to trial; after all there’s nothing inherently defamatory about questioning a scientist’s findings. That’s a feature of good science: the ability to dispute and make the proponent of an issue defend his work. And certainly the First Amendment doesn’t bar criticism, even of the work of those currently in favor.  The answer, sadly, is this is the District of Columbia where judges seem to have lost their way once again. Robert Tracinski at Real Clear Politics writes…

    plus,

    Awarded the sum of one dollar in compensatory damages, Mann couldn’t point to any real injury. But the D.C. jury found that the pair made their statements with “maliciousness, spite, ill will, vengeance or deliberate intent to harm,” and on that basis awarded punitive damages of one thousand dollars from Simberg and one million dollars from Steyn.

    The punitive damages, however, seems to be contrary to the Supreme Court ruling in State Farm Mutual Automobile Insurance Co. v. Campbell, which held that the due process clause generally limits punitive damage awards to less than ten times the size of the compensatory damages awarded and that punitive damage awards of four times the compensatory damage award is “close to the line of constitutional impropriety. On his own, the judge could enter a judgment notwithstanding verdict to align the award with the State Farm ruling. In any event, the defendants have expressed an intent to appeal.

     

  10. Texpat Avatar
    Texpat

    6 Super Dave

    I have retired from moving snow, manually or mechanically.  We contracted with a landscape contractor I know who does snow removal.

    We had a few inches about a month ago and I was up at our daughter’s house and grabbed a shovel to clear a small amount of snow off a sidewalk.  I didn’t last 10 minutes before I started having chest pains and I never have chest pains.  There really something unique about shoveling snow that is very hard on the heart.

  11. squawkbox Avatar
    squawkbox

    It is not good to confuse the moderator with two open comments.

  12. Bonecrusher Avatar
    Bonecrusher

    Do Leftists Now Believe Leftism Doesn’t Work?

    The left, drowning in their bottomless pit of hubris, are now reaping what they have sewn by undoing what Trump did.  The result is more crime, more desperation by those communities that were once D strongholds, a huge illegal alien invasion, and generally a lower standard of living for we, the 99% of the populace.  The best part is that they know that we know that they, the leftist Ds, are responsible and we will demand payback.

    Be forewarned, the attempts to cheat in the upcoming elections, both primary and general, are going to be off the charts.

  13. Texpat Avatar
    Texpat

    In April 1983, U.S. Secretary of Education Terrell Bell created the National Commission on Excellence in Education, directing it to “examine the quality of education in the United States.” The panel found that “the educational foundations of our society are presently being eroded by a rising tide of mediocrity that threatens our very future as a Nation and a people.”

    The report famously asserted, “If an unfriendly foreign power had attempted to impose on America the mediocre educational performance that exists today, we might have viewed it as an act of war.” It also insists that “…academic excellence [is] the primary goal of schooling [and it] seems to be fading across…American education.”

    Edward B. Fiske, education editor of the New York Times at the time, described the report as “35 pages that “shook the U.S. education world [becoming] one of the most significant documents in the history of American public education.”

    Sadly, however, a 1998 Hoover Institution report revealed that “little has changed” and that the nation was still very much at risk.

    Here we are in 2024, over 40 years after the alarm bells sounded, and what have we done about the “act of war?

    Not much at all. What follows is a very brief overview of our current condition.

  14. Bonecrusher Avatar
    Bonecrusher

    What are the odds that we will have a president Kamala Harris before the summer?

    The Hur report made it explicitly clear: Biden is unfit to serve due to mental incapacity.  The ‘reasonable person’ standard demands that he be removed via the 25th Amendment if he does not resign voluntarily.

    So which is worse: Biden continuing to demonstrate that he is not the POTUS in fact, he is only a figure-head AND EVERYONE KNOWS IT, or President Kamala Harris who is dumber than a bag of dog crap AND EVERYONE KNOWS IT?

     

    THe attempts to cheat are going to be legion as that is the only way the Ds can win this cycle.

  15. mharper42 Avatar
    mharper42

    Chilly good morning to Hammy’s Gang!

     

  16. GJT Avatar
    GJT

    Lol. I thought I caught a United Airlines SB commercial where Friday Night Lights star Kyle Chandler specifically mentioned the Houston Texans. Turns out he did. But he also did the same for five other cities.

    “The market-specific ads will target Chiefs fans in Kansas City, Browns fans in Cleveland and Texans fans in Houston on broadcast TV and Bears fans in Chicago and Broncos fans in Denver on social media.

     

    ‘Friday Night Lights’ alum Kyle Chandler channels Coach Taylor in Super Bowl ad (yahoo.com)

     

  17. Super Dave Avatar
    Super Dave

    Well good morning mharper you’re early today.

    #12 GJT, and you thought you were special. 😀

  18. GJT Avatar
    GJT

    We went to a neighbors Super Bowl party last night. The drinking game was a Fireball shot every time they showed Taylor Swift. Slow getting around this morning, it was not for rookies. 😀

  19. Tedtam Avatar

    Finally checking in.  When I put up my thread late last night, I checked “all posts” and Monday was not listed.

    I’ll go reschedule mine to print tomorrow – unless there’s already a Tuesday thread – so y’all can repeat this process again.

  20. Tedtam Avatar

    I got my beads made and prayed, and Hubby has promised to use some timbers we’ve had in the backyard for a (far off now) future project to build a raised bed frame for my asparagus.  I told him I wanted to move my crowns  before they did their spring wake up.

    Too late.  I was out there flagging where I wanted to put the new garden area and they are already sending up spears.  My stevia is also returning from its roots; at least I refurbished that tub with lots of compostable material last fall, so it has lots of room to grow and nutrition for the growing.  The first time I tried to grow stevia, I paid a high price for three – yes, THREE! – seeds and they all died.  Now I can’t kill the stuff.  I’m giving away the seeds now.  I dry it for my personal use in my tea.

    I guess I need to hustle out there and play in the dirt before the season gets away from me.  I picked up a lot of really nice garden stakes from the 99 cent store, so with that and my irrigation tubing I can do some better frames for the plants.  I need to be prepared for another freeze, and I saved the plastic from the last freeze so I should be ready to construct some nice greenhouse type covers.

    If we are actually into our growing season, I’m anticipating a lot of bugs.  The winter wasn’t cold enough to kill ’em off.  Dang bugs.  I know I’ve already had to poison a couple of ant beds in my walkway.

  21. Super Dave Avatar
    Super Dave

    It was 70 degrees when I got up this morning and now it’s 61! Yikes! That front is moving through fast.

  22. Tedtam Avatar

    BTW – I may not show up Wednesday morning to afternoon.  I’m presenting a rosary class to a bunch of pregnant mothers at a local pro-life group.  This group provides support to mothers who choose to keep their babies instead of having them dismembered and sucked out through a tube.

    Almost done with my notes; today I want to put together a handout for them to go with my usual “how to pray the rosary” pamphlets.

    And as much joy as reporting the C&C gives me, I get the impression that I’m annoying folks.  Some people seem to appreciate it, but others not so much. I’ll restrain myself from now on.  But I will go and get my chortles and daily updates….it’s just that he has so much good stuff over there…

  23. texanadian Avatar
    texanadian

    I like the C and C. I don’t clinks on links normally but it gives good insights and food for thought.

  24. GJT Avatar
    GJT

    I like C&C, I just go to his page to view, little easier to read to me. Also I can pick and choose which topics to read.

  25. Bonecrusher Avatar
    Bonecrusher

    I confess that I never even considered watching anything to do with the StuporBowl yesterday.  WHo had the most home runs?

  26. Tedtam Avatar

    Mr. C. had some interesting notes on tit-for-tat sabotage, something I hadn’t noticed before.

    And, as per my original Monday-now-Tuesday thread, observations on our demented president.  The comments really fill out the situation.

  27. Tedtam Avatar

    #21 Bones

    I confess that I never even considered watching anything to do with the StuporBowl yesterday.  WHo had the most home runs?

    Handsome Son is a sports nut.  Back when he was just a child and unable to put sentences together, he was able to quite ably discuss players in just about every major sport except soccer. (But I guess that’s redundant – I fail to see any way that soccer qualifies as a sport.  I liken it to watching paint dry.  With the occasional excitement like dropping the paint bucket on the carpet.)

    Since Handsome has been sans wife for a while, Hubby and I invited him over to watch the SB with us and get some of Mom’s cooking.  He’s excited that his wifey will be coming into town to visit Thursday morning for a few days.  I’m sure he’s going to be upping the cleaning game before she arrives, since that’s her OCD compulsion.  There could be worse things for her to be compulsive about.  At least he got some brisket and cole slaw last night.

    While the men were watching the Stupor Bowl, I was at my computer or in the kitchen, doing what I do, with occasional glances at the action.  Handsome was pulling for the Chiefs, so he was happy with the result.

     

  28. Bonecrusher Avatar
    Bonecrusher

    Fixation on pro sports of all types is possibly the single most waster of time, emotional energy, and money that this country has to offer.

  29. wagonburner Avatar
    wagonburner

    The winter wasn’t cold enough to kill ’em off.  Dang bugs.

    Get some of those little lizards. They love eating bugs.

  30. wagonburner Avatar
    wagonburner

    Saw a news blurb about the “shooter” that got whacked at the Summit yesterday…

    You ready?

    The subject, one Jeffrey Escalante, who has recently tried to become known as Genesse Ivonne Moreno, was also a Palestinian sympathizer.

    The crazy was strong in that one.

  31. squawkbox Avatar
    squawkbox

    Tedtam

    And as much joy as reporting the C&C gives me, I get the impression that I’m annoying folks.  Some people seem to appreciate it, but others not so much. I’ll restrain myself from now on.  But I will go and get my chortles and daily updates….it’s just that he has so much good stuff over there…

    I say this knowing I will prolly piss you off.  THAT IS NOT MY INTENT.  I am trying to reason with you and find an amiable middle ground.

    This has been discussed before.  The posting of the C&C in itself is not problematic.  4 huge paragraphs (or more) in 4 to 5 separate posts is.  I’ve looked, there have been times you basically copy pasted 3/4 of the original post over here.  THAT goes far beyond fair use.

    Not everyone is going to enjoy or share yours or mine enthusiastic posting about certain subjects yet a blog is a place to post what we are interested in.  We all like to share our toys but not everyone likes to play with our toys.  My suggestion to you is continue to share your C&C but rather than copy the whole thing over here provide a single synopsis of his subjects for the day and a link and move on.

     

  32. wagonburner Avatar
    wagonburner

    More on Mr. Escalante. 

    Left unsaid in the blurb is any mention that homedog was a transmission.

  33. Darren Avatar
    Darren

    Is it me or has there been multiple trans mass shooters in the past year or so?

     

    https://nypost.com/2024/02/12/news/genessee-ivonne-moreno-namde-as-mega-church-shooter/

  34. wagonburner Avatar
    wagonburner

    Now Dora the Explorer wants it to be investigated as a hate crime since it was during the Spanish-language service.

    Even though Mr. Escalante was Colombian.

  35. Darren Avatar
    Darren

    #23;

     I liken it to watching paint dry.

    No, that would be golf.

  36. Darren Avatar
    Darren

    #28,31;

    “Libertad colombiana” must have been inscribed on the other side of the rifle.

  37. Super Dave Avatar
    Super Dave

    I liken it to watching paint dry.

    No, that would be golf.

    You must have missed the Waste Management Open.  😀

    Waste Management Open turns into drunken ‘s–tshow’ with fan fights and angry players.

     

  38. Tedtam Avatar

    I just got off the phone with Intuit/Quickbooks about a warning that my subscription was up for renewal.  Pay up or get cut off.

    Confused, and somewhat angered, I called and found out it was a computer glitch.  The help desk guy was quite helpful and polite as he navigated me through the procedures to sync up my dates with their computer info.  Problem solved.

    But, Intuit is pushing everyone into their cloud service come July.  Desktop versions – software loaded onto my computer, and my data is here as well – will stop being sold come July end.  As a current desktop user, I will be grandfathered in, but for how long they will support my desktop version is probably an item of speculation.

    I explained my very visceral reaction to having my system on their cloud, and explained that my CPA has told us that since QB quit catering to the rental property market, the system really isn’t the best for our remaining business and the cloud version is even worse.  We talked about the expense and I may go to a manual payroll later this year; that’ll save us about $500/year.  We only have the one handyman.  Texas doesn’t change tax rates often, like some other states do.  I’ll consult the CPA on this to make sure I’m not missing something important – like reporting requirements and any hidden “gotcha’s” that the IRS likes to hide.

    Then I booked a condo for some vacation time in late August with Eldest Sis and hopefully her daughter and my Gardener Sis.  Eldest is really looking forward to it.  We had a really good time the last time we vacationed with one of my sisters-in-law.  SIL isn’t available this time.  Even if it’s just Eldest and I, we’ll have a good time.  She’s looking forward to hanging out by the pool.  If that’s all we do, that’s all we do.

    But knowing me, I’ll be bringing work with me.  And yarn.  And Latin. It’s how I roll….

     

  39. Texpat Avatar
    Texpat

    I like Jeff Childers’ Coffee & Covid newsletter.

    Brief highlights or quotes are fine with me because I’m going to Substack to read his newsletter anyway.  I prefer to read the articles linked here by contributors and commenters in their original form.

    I try to limit my quotes here, not always successfully, to just enough to interest a reader to hit the link and read the entire column or essay as it was written at its origin.

  40. Tedtam Avatar

    Geez, haven’t treadmilled yet.  Gotta get that in now.

    At least we have a good supply of leftovers, so that saves me some cooking time.

    PS:  Hubby and Handsome tried out the FD Skittles and Jolly Ranchers.  Hubby’s experience with those candies in their natural form is non-existent.  Handsome tasted them and tried to connect the FD flavor with what he was used to.  He really, really liked them, so I sent him home with a goody bag.  Hubby also liked the puffed candies, so I’ll finish up making the goody bags for the car club’s road trip.

  41. GJT Avatar
    GJT

    Oh, I forgot to mention. Granddaughter plays in a select softball team, I don’t particularly agree with it since it’s most every weekend, across town in all directions. some out of town or state all weekend, plus practices so she/they never have any free time. But they do as they will. Anyway, they won the tournament this weekend in Conroe! Congrats to them!

  42. Texpat Avatar
    Texpat

    36 Tedtam

    I had so many difficulties with Quickbooks back a few years ago at the synagogue, I decided they were not worth the trouble and frustration.  Don’t even start me on PayPal.  Never would I use that company’s service.

    We had two mergers in a row and I ended up resigning as treasurer after three tumultuous years.  I no longer belong to that shul and don’t know if they are still using it or not.

  43. Texpat Avatar
    Texpat

    I wonder if the Lakewood tranny shooter had a manifesto somewhere and if we’ll have to wait months or years to read it.

    Also, I just read the little boy was his son and is not expected to live.

    KHOU-Houston has an article up that defies logic and common sense.  They claim the tranny shooter had been married to some convict who is now in a Florida prison.  They also describe some crazy divorce, custody and abuse disputes in local courts between the tranny and the ex-husband now in prison.

    Exactly how do two biological men have a baby and now a dying child ?  Who are the biological parents of this child and where is the actual mother ?

    And news corporations wonder daily why the American people despise them.

  44. Texpat Avatar
    Texpat

    Retired newspaperman Don Surber on the flatlining MSM industry.

    Let us fact-check that. The total circulation of all newspapers in the United States is 20 million. That is one newspaper sold for every 16 people. Even if 3 people read each newspaper, that means more than 80% of the country does not read a newspaper.

    Just 14 years ago circulation was 45 million.

    Online readership for the top 50 newspapers topped 13 million in 2020 and slid below 9 million two years later. Perhaps the return of President Trump to the ballot in November will restore the 13 million but even then newspaper circulation in print and online will reach only 33 million.

    and,

    Total revenues are down from just under $50 billion in 2005 and 2006 to a little more than $20 billion today.

    On Thursday, Tucker Carlson released his interview with Putin. Within just a few hours, the interview attracted 100 million views. By Saturday night, it topped 185 million views — which is 7 times the combined circulation of every newspaper in America.

    I have no idea what that translates into financially, but at a $3 per 1,000 views (the going rate for Google Ad Sense) that’s $555,000 for one story. At $1 per 1,000, that’s still $185,000.

     

  45. Super Dave Avatar
    Super Dave

    Well that was bizarre, our illustrious President just gave a speech with the King of Jordan criticizing Israel for killing innocent women and children Hamas and then King Abudullah came up and said that there should be an immediate and permanent ceasefire. Oh and we need to fund UNRWA so they can provide humanitarian aid weapons to the Palestinian Hamas. Of course I heard “two state solution” from both of these Clowns.

    SMDH!!!!  ~SPITS~

  46. squawkbox Avatar
    squawkbox

    Super Dave

    Waste Management Open turns into drunken ‘s–tshow’ with fan fights and angry players.

    Oh crap man.  I am so embarrassed.  That fat guy that took his shirt off and slid downhill was my 2nd cousin twice removed Bubbaboodunk Box.  He has a job at the East county livestock watering tank and swim hole as a life guard and diving instructor.  2 beers and he gets all crazy.

  47. Bonecrusher Avatar
    Bonecrusher

    #26 Pyro:  The dead shooter was a woman pretending to be a man.  Biological Female, XX chromosomes.

    Females who take large doses of Testosterone get the crazies.  Crazy females who take large doses of testosterone turn into mass killers.

  48. Super Dave Avatar
    Super Dave

    I just saw the national weather guessers on Fox and they say Texpat is going to get 5-8″ of snow, better bundle up. 😉

  49. Super Dave Avatar
    Super Dave

    #40 Squawk 😀

  50. bsue54 Avatar

    #21 Bones… That bowl game has a strong tradition with the “Box” family… It is a long standing habit to eat The Pioneer Woman’s Italian Drippy Beef, ridicule the ads that people pay a zillion dollars for, and mock the half-time show (or watch to see if anyone sets themselves on fire with untamed pyrotechnics)… Speaking of which, I need to go heat up the left-over Drippy Beef… That is some really REALLY good stuff – well, if you like Italian seasoning, it is…

  51. Texpat Avatar
    Texpat

    Bill Melugin from Fox is now reporting the Lakewood shooter was actually a biological woman pretending to be a man, not the reverse, and she is the biological mother of the boy who was shot in the head.

    How many local media outlets got this wrong or decided not explain the real situation because they are woke-stupid ?

  52. Tedtam Avatar

    Hubby set the asparagus frame on top of the ground.  He didn’t use the timbers, so there was no backhoe.  I was hoping he’d dig out my bed for me.  Nope.  They dropped the frame and ran off to work.

    So, I guess if one has to spend an afternoon digging in clay, today was a good day to do it.  I took some of the dead tree parts that are still laying around after we decimated the rotten trees that attracted the bee swarm, and put them in the pit.  As they decompose, they’ll act like sponges to hold water, and I’ve read that is what the asparagus plants like.  They’ll also feed the plants.

    I was hoping to get the crowns transplanted today, but that didn’t happen. Hopefully, tomorrow.  Hubby’s got his to do list, and on it is getting Rhett’s pump working after sitting up all winter so I can water in the dirt around the wood in the pit.  I’ll take dirt from some of the tubs and the leftover pit clay-dirt to fill in the frame with the plants.   I thought I might have another week or two, at least.  I hope I don’t kill them in the transplant process.

    But, that is what I’m good at. /sigh

    But I’ll be paying the piper for today’s frantic efforts.  Well, the back, knee, and elbow will be doing the piping.  I’ll just be huddled in a fetal position, whimpering.

     

  53. squawkbox Avatar
    squawkbox
    bob42
    thespoof.com/profile.cfm?uID=6574x
    Republicans are mean. Deal with it.
  54. Super Dave Avatar
    Super Dave

    #47 Squawk, is that our b42? The avatar looks the same.

  55. Super Dave Avatar
    Super Dave

    Bill Melugin from Fox is now reporting the Lakewood shooter was actually a biological woman pretending to be a man, not the reverse, and she is the biological mother of the boy who was shot in the head.

    I do miss the days before total insanity in the news. My wife got mad because Fox kept calling the shooter “her/she” thinking that it was a male.   We shouldn’t have to figure this out.

  56. Bonecrusher Avatar
    Bonecrusher

    Fani Willis v. Donald Trump case has just been converted to nuclear waste.

    According to this guy, the judge in case is demanding an evidentiary hearing as to Fani and her lover/prosecutor and the misappropriation of funds, not to mention collusion with the White House.

    This drives a stake through the case against Trump at least until the 45th of never.

  57. Bonecrusher Avatar
    Bonecrusher

    This explains the left in a sentence.

    They just can’t seem to understand why we normies despise them. . . . .

  58. Texpat Avatar
    Texpat

    47 Squawk

    ATLANTA GA (AP) The Chick-fil-A fast food chain announced yesterday that it would be dropping its popular “Waffle Fries” from its menu and replacing them with a new fried potato product.

    At a press conference, Chick-fil-A spokesman Ted Haggard explained the reasons for the menu change. “Notable televangelists such as Pat Robertson and Mike Huckabee, along with the two anti-equality political PACs, the National Organization for Marriage and the American Family Association have requested that we remove “Waffle Fries” from our menu. They point out that current product too closely resembles a lesbian orgy.”

    It’s a shame Bob never got a real life.

     

  59. squawkbox Avatar
    squawkbox

    Just a comment from Bob42 some time ago.  Alittle copy paste form me

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