
BREAKING: Biden includes Hamas terrorists in impressive 336,000 new jobs report
WASHINGTON, DC—In a truly baffling turn of events, President* Biden’s administration has managed to find a silver lining in the ongoing Middle East conflict. The latest jobs report proudly touts an astonishing addition of 336,000 new jobs, and it seems that even members of the infamous Hamas terrorist group are getting in on the action.
In a press conference that left many scratching their heads, White House Press Secretary Karine Jean-Pierre gleefully announced, “We’ve achieved something truly remarkable here. Not only have we put Americans back to work, but we’ve also created job opportunities for our friends in Hamas. It’s all part of our commitment to global job growth and diplomacy.”
It appears that the administration is employing some creative accounting to reach these numbers. By counting everyone from fast-food workers to doctors and now, apparently, international terrorists, they’ve managed to create a rosy picture of economic recovery. Some have even joked that the White House might be considering a “terrorist jobs czar” position to further boost these statistics.
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