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Tuesday’s Open Comments

In a move that’s sure to leave beer enthusiasts buzzing with excitement, Bud Light has announced the release of their newest product: the official beer of the Green New Deal, Bug Light made entirely out of the rectum area of bugs. That’s right, get ready to sip on the hoppy goodness of “Bug Light,” the brew that’s as environmentally friendly as it is creepy crawly.

The decision to create a beer made from insects stems from the Green New Deal’s emphasis on sustainable and eco-friendly practices. Bud Light believes that using bugs as a primary ingredient not only reduces the carbon footprint of the brewing process but also introduces a unique flavor profile that will surely delight adventurous beer connoisseurs

“We’re always looking for innovative ways to support environmental causes,” said a spokesperson for Bud Light. “And what better way to embrace sustainability than by turning to nature’s little critters for inspiration?”

US Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez has signed on to be the bug-rectum beer’s ambassador.

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  1. Super Dave Avatar
    Super Dave

    Woke up to thunder boomers this morning but not much rain. News for the day is that I’ve got to take my wife down to Dothan this morning to have the cataract surgery done on her other eye. The last one was a resounding success and hoping that all goes well.

    GJT I hope the pacemaker surgery goes well with your lovely bride.

    Now COFFEE!

    Mornin’ Gang

  2. Super Dave Avatar
    Super Dave

    From last night, Shannon says;

    Katfish’s accident happened in Grimes County near Anderson.

    Information continues to be hard to come by.

    I’d sure like to know how it all happened. Pleas keep us informed if you hear anything.

  3. Bonecrusher Avatar
    Bonecrusher

    Shannon, I hope that you will keep us informed of any funeral/celebration of life details so that we can be present to pay our final respects.

  4. Bonecrusher Avatar
    Bonecrusher

    as more evidence and facts come out, I’m sure that this will absolutely shock exactly no one reading this blog:

    Former Pfizer VP Dr. Mike Yeadon says COVID-19 pandemic never really happened as was claimed

    “There never was a viral pandemic of a novel pathogen. I don’t believe there has been a novel cause of significant illness and death, other than our government’s responses to the fake ‘pandemic,’” he said. “The deaths that we saw, I’m afraid, were medical malpractice at best and murder at worst. Basically, we were lied to from the beginning.”

    There are a lot more links at the bottom of the short article and they are damning to the narrative.  There are a lot of heads that need to roll to properly fix this situation.

  5. Super Dave Avatar
    Super Dave

    Dateline, Surgery Center South, @ the Big D. Wife just got called into the torture chamber and I hear the chain saw starting up so it won’t be long now, last time took a little over an hour start to finish. They have a regular assembly line here, the last time, 8 people came out about one every 10 minutes all wearing the dark glasses except one. The cataract surgery is a medical marvel. The last time my wife could see 20-20 the very next day but her eye was sensitive to light especially on the outside (ear) side of her eye. That is were the stitches were.

  6. Bonecrusher Avatar
    Bonecrusher

    God Speed to Mrs. SuperDave in her eyeball surgery.

  7. Super Dave Avatar
    Super Dave

    OK I just now spotted the “Bug Light” another great one from Genesis Times, so they’re competing with Babylon Bee?

  8. Super Dave Avatar
    Super Dave

    One neat thing about this place is that they text my phone to keep me updated on the surgery. Last time they texted me to bring my truck around 10 minutes before my wife came out.

    SO I just received this;

    Surgery Center South: The patient is resting in pre-op.

    BTW; Thanks, Bones. 😉

  9. Super Dave Avatar
    Super Dave

    Oh and about #4 Dr Yeadon, it is good that he is speaking out but we all know that NOTHING will come of any of this.

    Sadly, Tar Feathers and Pitchforks is the only answer at the late date.   ~SIGH~

  10. Bonecrusher Avatar
    Bonecrusher

    Trump’s anti-DeSantis ads are grating on my sensibilities.  They make me want to vote for DeSantis.  Trump and DeSantis allegedly want the same things, if Trump were truly a patriot instead of a narcissistic terd-nozzle, he would not be attacking DeSantis – he would be attacking the First Vegetable and its administration and policies instead.

    We needed a junk yard dog in 2016 to re-set the stage; how are we to believe today that Trump actually learned anything about how DC really works?  DeSantis has gotten a lot of good things done in FL.  Yes, he has a strong R majority in both houses to pass the reforms and he will not likely have that sort of majority, if he has an R majority at all in DC, so the reforms will not be as dramatic.  Does DeSantis have what it takes to upset the grifter’s apple carts and take an ax to the root of the corruption?  Does anybody short of THE DIVINE?

  11. Texpat Avatar
    Texpat

    I have searched high and low for any shred of information about Katfish’s accident on the internet.  Nothing – no police reports, no local newspaper report, no sheriff’s report.

    I know it has been less than 72 hours since the incident and LEO reports don’t usually show up for a couple of weeks, but I thought something would show up somewhere.

    BACA is silent to this point on David’s death as far as I can find.  I haven’t been on Facebook though.

  12. Super Dave Avatar
    Super Dave

    Texpat @ 8:09 AM, His friends that were there aren’t saying? I assume BACA members are friends? I’d hate to think that they are hiding something. Not being rude just wondering. I still find it all hard to believe.

  13. Super Dave Avatar
    Super Dave

    BTW; I had to Log-in this morning but I am using my old Lap-Top.

    FWIW; The coffee here is about 40 weight but it could be worse, could be gear grease.

    😀

  14. Tedtam Avatar
    Tedtam

    I posted a sentiment on the BACA FB page that I found, but at my last check – no response.

  15. Tedtam Avatar
    Tedtam

    Just getting up…I took an MR pill around 1:30 a.m. due to leg cramps and sore back.  Man, when I take a full pill, it just knocks me out.  I probably needed the sleep, since I always seem to run a deficit anyway.

    GJT, et al, I hope all the medical stuff goes well, with rapid and complete recovery with as little discomfort as possible.

  16. Texpat Avatar
    Texpat

    I have noticed over the past couple of years the decline in internet search engines from Google on down.  This year it seems to have gotten much worse.  Lots of people blame Google and others blame the internet itself.  Those on the Left are complaining publicly even more than those on the Right.

    An ex-Googler named Marissa Mayer appeared on the Freakonomics podcast to discuss the topic of whether Google is getting worse. Mayer suggested that asking why Google Search is getting worse is the wrong question. Her explanation of what is wrong turns the spotlight back on the web itself.

    Marissa Mayer was employee #20 at Google, overseeing engineers, becoming director of consumer web products and was a part of the three-person team that worked on creating AdWords.

    Mayer said this on a Freakonomics podcast

    “I do think the quality of the Internet has taken a hit.

    …When I started at Google, there were about 30 million web pages, so crawling them all and indexing them all was relatively straightforward.

    It sounds like a lot, but it’s small.

    Today, I think there was one point where Google had seen more than a trillion URLs.”

    Wading through the deep sea of garbage has become much more time consuming and trying to do any serious research has become very frustrating.  It has also been made even more difficult with Google, Bing and others shadow banning and burying any publication by conservatives no matter how prominent they may be.  The sheer volume of websites now makes it even easier for them to do that.

    I was hoping DuckDuckGo would be a game changer, but it’s not.  They still depend on Google, to some degree, to sift out search requests.

  17. Texpat Avatar
    Texpat

    10 Super Dave

    Of course they are his friends.  I wouldn’t start making assumptions about how their decisions are made in a situation like this. These are not the kind of people to be hiding anything.

    I suspect they are waiting on information and direction from the family before they publish anything.

  18. Tedtam Avatar
    Tedtam

    And, since I’m still drinking my coffee…

    HOT WIRED ☙ Tuesday, May 16, 2023 ☙ C&C NEWS

    Roundup:

    Good morning, C&C, it’s Tuesday! We’re now in the bottom half of May, heading toward summer. It’s beautiful weather here in North Florida this morning. I was traveling last night, so the today’s roundup focuses on two deep-dives: how blue state police defenders are trying to address the crime problem; the Durham report exploded onto the scene yesterday; and a heartwarming video illustrating one of the important differences between New York and Florida.

    News:

    Childers starts out with a recap of several blue cities making Kia and Hyundai responsible for the fact that kids have figured out a way more easily steal those car models by “hot wiring” with a USB cable.  Instead of looking at their “defund the police” programs, they are blaming the car makers for the rise in car thefts.  /facepalm

    He reported this several columns back, but he’s actually found one of the lawsuits.  They are suing the lawmakers for not making their cars more expensive by installing the electronic key option in their more economical vehicles.  Because if they did that, they wouldn’t be stretching their police forces.

    If you didn’t get rid of your cops, you’d have enough to go around, you idjits.

    You see where I’m going here. In blue cities, it’s the victims’ job to stop crime, not the government. If Hyundai and Kia made buyers sign a waiver when they bought the cheaper cars, then the cities would have no option but to sue the owners, for buying a car that isn’t a fortress.

    Under no circumstances will the cities sue the teenaged hooligans or their parents. Or arrest them. They are victims too, TikTok-posting victims of a patriarchal white-supremacist system that stops these teenagers from developing good morals or a conscience or finding anything more productive to do with their time.

  19. Tedtam Avatar
    Tedtam

    Next up at the C&C, the Durham report:

    Much of what he says has already been discussed here: the report is damning but no criminal charges recommended.  Childers covers a lot of discussion, then brings up the fact that the R’s are going to use it in their investigations, including having Durham come and testify.

    I’ll bet CNN/pMSNBC/CBS, etc., don’t cover any of those hearings. As far as they’re concerned, the hearings are happening on some far away planet, where they have no cameras.

    So far, with most of us not yet having read the dense, 300+ page government document, the ultimate significance of the report’s conclusions aren’t immediately visible.

    But one thing is certain: a politically-weaponized FBI helped Hilary Clinton interfere with the 2020 election, directly or indirectly.

    And we all know — from January 6th — how bad interfering with an election is. It’s an insurrection. It’s seditious. And what we know of the Durham report so far is 100 times worse than January 6th, maybe 1,000 times worse.

    There are lots of good federal investigations and prosecutions happening that nobody ever hears about. For instance, an opposing lawyer in one of my most difficult cases was recently arrested and charged for child porn trafficking…The arrest was handled very skillfully, because the lawyer headed his firm’s child exploitation group and could’ve argued that the materials on his computer were just work product. They had to catch him in the act.

    FBI agents did catch him in the act, with perfect timing, and it was a great job. Those honest, capable law enforcement agents should be valued and rewarded. But the politicized FBI is a gigantic problem, and it raises legitimate questions about whether the FBI should be broken up and reassigned back to the States.

    Many frustrated and repeatedly-disappointed folks will predict “nothing is going to happen,” which is what the left and its corporate media would certainly prefer. But it’s way too soon to conclude anything like that. …

    The key is, the “proving” part is now over. The left can no longer rely on the old “no evidence” gag. My guess is the report is going to grow a LOT of legs, like a political centipede, and it will run in all kinds of surprising directions. For just one example, we can start untangling the web of democrat lies over the last four years, where they’ve claimed that any questions about the legitimacy of the election were “conspiracy theories” or “disinformation.”

    It turns out THEY were the conspiracy theorists and the disinformers.

    We will patiently wait for a strong conservative legislative response, as the proper next step in the “correct” process of addressing these problems….But I promise you this: if the Republicans don’t take up the flag and run with it, then we will do it ourselves. You can take that to the bank.

  20. Texpat Avatar
    Texpat

    Be aware there is the International BACA, the Texas BACA and local chapters like the Cypress BACA of which Katfish was a member, I believe.  Each of the many chapters have their own web pages.  There are a couple of other related FB pages like the one titled BACA Legacy.

  21. Super Dave Avatar
    Super Dave

    Well that was fast. Wife went in about 7:40 came out about 8:50 and we rolled in here at the farm 5 minutes ago. All is well on the home front. 😉

  22. Super Dave Avatar
    Super Dave

    Texpat @ 9:20 I figured that they were a tight knit group but what I didn’t think about was that being he was riding with BACA they would have to be careful about any information that was given out.

    Just keep us informed as best you can.

  23. GJT Avatar
    GJT

    Wow! I was just about to offer up prayers for success for Mrs SD but they are done! I’ll still put a mention in for full recovery.

    Wife’s procedure was moved to 3PM so they let her have breakfast. Happy camper. I was ordered to take the morning off and to head up there about noon.

  24. GJT Avatar
    GJT

    She is having a hard time sleeping, nurse woke her up at 3AM to axe if she was done with her DQ Blizzard and could she throw it away. That woman doesn’t know how lucky she is to have survived that one.

  25. Bonecrusher Avatar
    Bonecrusher

    Prayers up for Mrs. GJT to get great results.

  26. Texpat Avatar
    Texpat

    GJT

    Nobody sleeps in a hospital.  It’s part of the routine torture process to try and make sure you never come back.

  27. Bonecrusher Avatar
    Bonecrusher

    The barrage of anti-DeSantis ads by Trump REALLY BUGS ME.  It rightfully makes Trump look like a self serving, narcissistic, back-hole.  Could someone please show me the policy differences between Trump and DeSantis?  One would think that a true patriot-statesman would not bad mouth another with virtually the same positions.  The whole thing is off putting, particularly this early in the nomination process; the election is 18 months away for crying out loud.

    I generally liked Trump’s policies; his behavior in this election cycle make me want to vote for DeSantis.  I don’t think I am alone in this view.

  28. Shannon Avatar
    Shannon

    The only information I have is that Katfish lost control on an unseen patch of gravel in a curve in Grimes County, near Anderson. Ninety percent of the time, Katfish was the lead bike on BACA missions that he participated in.

    His son has been staying with BACA friends and has communicated very little with me so far.

    You are getting the information as fast as I am getting it.

  29. Tedtam Avatar
    Tedtam

    Tucker’s biographer spills the beans:  It was because of Dominion.

    “It is now been reported that his firing was a condition demanded by Dominion as part of the settlement with Fox. Although Dominion has denied this, my sources have intimate knowledge of the situation and they have assured me, even before this news leaked, that that is, in fact, the truth,” Moore remarked.

    “If that is true, it would mean that a small group of people who have a controlling interest in Dominion have managed to silence what is arguably the most important and influential conservative voice in the country, possibly until after the next presidential election. Knowing Tucker as I do, I’m confident that he will not be silenced. As I’m sure all of you are as well,” he concluded in the clip.

    Moore claims that he has “multiple sources” and they are “people who are very, very close to the situation and who would know, and who I have no reason to believe that they are lying.”

  30. Super Dave Avatar
    Super Dave

    FWIW; Shannon and Texpat all y’alls information is greatly appreciated.

  31. Tedtam Avatar
    Tedtam

    The barrage of anti-DeSantis ads by Trump REALLY BUGS ME.  It rightfully makes Trump look like a self serving, narcissistic, back-hole

    100% agree.  I wish he’d act more grown-up, but I do admire what he did as president.

  32. Super Dave Avatar
    Super Dave

    #23 Tedtam not to be rude but wasn’t this discussed here before? I mean since it is old news.

  33. Tedtam Avatar
    Tedtam

    A miracle in Missouri!

    I hear this is already being used politically in ecclesiastical circles.  Can we not just stop and thank God for this sign and this potential future saint?

  34. Tedtam Avatar
    Tedtam

    Yes, it’s old news, but the fact that the biographer is confirming it all is new.

    Because…there’s a heckuva lot of “nope, not true” going on.

  35. Tedtam Avatar
    Tedtam

    In case you missed this in the C&C recently, Arizona will NOT be using election machines in this next election.

    I’m sure that Hobbs is gnashing and grinding her teeth.

    AZ Senate Majority Leader Sonny Borelli issues letter to every county election office notifying them no electronic voting machine can be used in ‘24 election Katie Hobbs vetoed law, but Constitution gives plenary authority to state legislature so they’re overriding her

    How are the dems supposed to steal elections now?  They’ll have to do it manually, I suppose.

  36. Tedtam Avatar
    Tedtam

    But a judge has ruled against Kari Lake in her signature verification trial.

    Because the fear of overturning a (not valid) election is more distasteful than following the evidence.

    /spits

  37. Super Dave Avatar
    Super Dave

    Dayaam! My link disappeared.

  38. Super Dave Avatar
    Super Dave

    Let’s try again;

    I’ll just leave this right here for the old Geezers.   😀

  39. bsue54 Avatar
    bsue54

    #25 Tedtam said “I wish he’d act more grown-up, but I do admire what he did as president.”

    Thanx for putting into words what has been bugging me about him for years – I guess that living most of his adult life where he could “get his own way” by power or purchase is reflected in his sometimes “spoiled brat” demeanor…

    BTW, Nat is loaded up with frozen “Stir Fry Veggies” – prayerfully, they’ll get done a bit quicker than the meat I’ve been doing… and I know I needed to do some veggies as I do prefer to have something in a meal besides meat LOL

  40. Tedtam Avatar
    Tedtam

    So, a U-Haul is rammed into barriers near the White House and the feds come out to nab the guy.  And since Biden has declared white supremacy our biggest threat, it’s no surprise that a Nazi flag is not only “found” in the U-Haul, but is spread out on the ground so folks can take pictures.  The driver is in custody.  His name is Sai Varshith Kandula. Sounds like your average skin head to me. /sarc off

    Here’s one meme of the incident:

    Image

    From the comments: White supremacy is the most racially diverse movement in human history.
    heh heh heh

  41. Tedtam Avatar
    Tedtam

    Bsue- I need to get Fred working again.  And canning.

    But I don’t have a car today, since Hubby is making another attempt at fixing the rather persistent O2 sensor problem.

     

  42. bsue54 Avatar
    bsue54

    Tedtam, I need to get used doing other things besides “just” freeze drying – Lord knows once it gets started, there is little for me to do for hours on end aside from trying to keep it from complaining about being in a “hot room”… but I guess the novelty of freeze drying has had me continually checking to see “how it’s going” – but since we figured out the proper formation in which to set up fans, so Nat doesn’t complain about a hot room, and threaten to “take longer than normal” for drying time, it should be pretty much “set and forget”

  43. Super Dave Avatar
    Super Dave

    #35 Tedtam what a coincidence, last year’s Clear lake Crawdad Boil just popped up over yonder.

    SO who can you spot the Fed?

    😉

  44. Texpat Avatar
    Texpat

    Dominion vs Fox vs Carlson

    This is not old news.  It just got started.  The original accusation came from Carlson’s legal team.  Dominion and their lawyer denied it.  I laughed out loud.

    MY THEORY:  Does this lawyer think every client tells them about everything that happens between them and their legal opponents ?  This side deal was clandestine with ultimate deniability and done verbally between two people (Murdoch & Dominion CEO) without the legal teams’ knowledge to protect them from being disbarred.

    Chadwick Moore, Carlson’s biographer, has been deeply involved in the inner workings of Fox News for over a year working on the book.  He’s the first person with that kind of intimate knowledge to publicly back Tucker’s accusation.

  45. Darren Avatar
    Darren

    From yesterday #38;

     

    Look at it this way, Tedtam. When we’re all on the Bill Gates Insect Diet, you’ll have plenty of caterpillars for snacks.

    Those are called Cheese Puffs.

  46. Bonecrusher Avatar
    Bonecrusher

    The fibbers destroyed or returned all the evidence into Cankles and the corrupt Clinton Foundation.

    It is way past time to completely defund the FBI and the DOJ; they are too corrupt to save.

  47. Texpat Avatar
    Texpat

    Here’s the true White Supremacy U-Haul Connection:

    Mahatma Ghandi was a Hindu shyster, sort of the Al Sharpton of the Indian subcontinent, when during WWII he decided Adolph Hitler was a fine fellow and decided to ally himself with the madman dictator.  He even wrote a letter stating the Jews should surrender to the Third Reich.

    Fast forward 80 years and this 19 year old Hindu kid, Sai Varshith Kandula, in Missouri decides to take up the Ghandi banner via the Nazi flag and smash into the White House to try and kill the President.  Are there even any Jews working in the Biden White House ?  The Trump White House was full of them.  Joe is Irish and they kinda liked Hitler since they remained neutral throughout WWII.  Didn’t Biden claim to be a WWII flying ace who won the Congressional Medal of Honor ?  Maybe that is it.

    This young guy appears to be a highly credentialed data analytics whiz kid so he may have been already working for the FBI as an intern, for all we know.  He does seem to have his targets confused.

    It all makes sense now.

  48. Tedtam Avatar
    Tedtam

    I belong to an organization which had an event this past weekend – why I was gone.

    There’s a lady to whom I’m grateful for all the work she does for our group.  I never want her job, so I’m glad she does it, and does it well.

    But her mouth – no filter.  And she has to one-up me all the time.

    I used to share hotel rooms with her and some close friends at events like these, but now I get my own room.  She’s just too bothersome to make me want to spend any time with her, but I’ll support her work.

    ***

    That’s Trump.

  49. Tedtam Avatar
    Tedtam

    Hubby just called with a car update:

    Yes, the exhaust sounded horrible, and yes, it was an exhaust.  The gasket near the sensor had slipped or something.

    Hubby has fixed it, and is waiting for the mechanic to clear the codes so he can go on a 75 mile trip before trying for another inspection.

    /crossing fingers

  50. Tedtam Avatar
    Tedtam

    I’m feeling very laid back today, probably because the muscle relaxant gave me such a long sleep and I woke up late.  My get-up-and-go never really got up, much less got going.

    It’s nice to be self-employed and work at home.  Jammies are comfortable.

    I haven’t done my treadmill nor gardening time.  Maybe later.  Maybe.  In lieu of, I’m on a stricter keto regimen today, mostly carnivore.  I just made what I call a “skillet cheeseburger”.  I have some precooked ground beef that I crispy cook in a skillet, top it with seasoning and cheese, the pop it onto a plate.  No onions or pickles today, didn’t feel like messing with opening the jars.  I know – lazy, right?  A little mayo and mustard and my tummy feels all better now.

    Especially with jammies on.

  51. Darren Avatar
    Darren

    Here is a facebook write up on Katfish.

    //This is my very good friend Dave “Katfish”.. We lost him this weekend.. may he Rest In Peace.. He was the Vice President of the Cypress, TX chapter of B.A.C.A. (Bikers Against Child Abuse International). He devoted his life to this club and these kids. He was a selfless, caring and amazing man who I’ve had the honor to call my friend for over 6 years now. He passed away in a motorcycle accident while leading his chapter to an event for the kids. He passed away doing the one thing he loved and devoted his life to.. The world was a better place because he existed and because more people like him exist.. Here is a link to the video of what he devoted his life to.. Fly High Katfish .. I will miss the many many hours spent on the phone talking to you..//

     

    https://www.facebook.com/Smacciemac/posts/pfbid02yiTHip2t785cb5tiV8wcyixjUBZ4DQd5qrHMFrrBB6HUFkeTTrTqKamdA4moHV74l

  52. Super Dave Avatar
    Super Dave

    I decided to one-up El Gordo with his fancy voice actuated switches and make my own remote light switch. Patent Pending
    😀

  53. Tedtam Avatar
    Tedtam

    Thanks, Darren.

  54. Darren Avatar
    Darren

    #37;

    Tedtam, I need to get used doing other things besides “just” freeze drying

    Try cooking. 😛

    /I’m stepping away now…

  55. Super Dave Avatar
    Super Dave

    #44 Darren, thanks for the input. BTW; The BACA video is worth watching.

     

  56. Darren Avatar
    Darren

    Bones #22, TT#26;

    I very much share your sentiments.

  57. Darren Avatar
    Darren

    Tedtam #35;

    John Sexton has a good write up on the U-Haul / Nazi flag situation. He’s leaning towards Sai was just plan crazy. Sexton’s logic is sound.

    https://hotair.com/john-s-2/2023/05/23/19-year-old-drives-u-haul-truck-into-white-house-barriers-plus-the-return-of-psyops-n552782

  58. Bonecrusher Avatar
    Bonecrusher

    I may have posted this before, however, it is an important read and credo by which to live.

    A Re-Declaration of Independence

    Tyranny is already upon us. To defeat it, we must first learn to reject its premises. And to say so aloud.

    Jeff Goldstein

    Mar 26

    130

     

    Be it so understood:

    I refuse to “unpack white violence.” I reject the idea that my existence “perpetuates white power structures.” I will not — and in fact cannot — “examine my implicit biases.” I’m an individual. I refuse to grant determined interpretive communities authority over my being. My meaning is mine. It is what makes me me.

    Bottom of Form

    I’m not taking any “journey” to “discover” the impact of my “privilege” on “black and brown peoples.” I will not become “anti-racist” or “anti-fascist” to satisfy your demands. I reject Cultural Marxism. I am an individual. I’m not defined by my color, my religion, my sex. I’m Jeff.

    I will not “respect your pronouns” or “celebrate” your “queerness.” I am hostile to your sexualizing of children. I reject your neologisms, your “triggers,” and your desire to control my speech. I know who and what you are: you are my presumptive master, or else the Useful Idiot who empowers him. But I will grant you and your ideology no power over me.

    I reject “equity” because it is collectivism disguised as virtue. I reject “inclusivity” because it is inorganic, superficial, and contrived. I reject mandated “diversity”: I will not surrender to the Crayon Box Mafia, nor to the gender changelings who pretend I am a construct answerable to their whims.

    “Cultural appropriation” is merely culture: it expands to include, and it makes up the very fabric of a pluralist society. There’s no such thing as “digital blackface.” My whiteness is not “violent”; my sex is not “oppressive”; my religion doesn’t concern you; and my children are not yours to mold. Your beliefs will not be imposed on me. The State will not parent my sons.

    “Queer theory” is “critical race theory” is “critical consciousness” is the Marxist rejection of the individual as individual. Cultural Marxism is determined to raze norms, sow chaos, tear families asunder, and reduce being to collective conformity. I reject its premises as fully as I reject its adherents. I will not comply.

    I will not mouth your slogans. I will not denounce on command. I am not your tool, and you are not my minder. I reject your social hectoring. I find abhorrent your authoritarian urges. I laugh at your disingenuous outrage. From me you will receive no apologies. I reject your premises entirely, and I hereby reclaim my time.

    My speech is my own. I reject each of your excuses to silence me. I don’t ask for your protections. I can filter information without your interference, and I despise your presumption to protect me from myself.

    I am your sworn enemy, as you are mine. I will not perform for you. I will not read from your script or dance in your follies. I utterly reject your revisionism, your ahistorical impertinence, your presentism, your self-appointed expertise. I will not bow before your theorists, nor admire your social prophets.

    I am not a disease. My existence doesn’t “warm the planet.” I’m not interested in your “sustainability” concerns. I am not yours to manage.

    I won’t eat your bugs, live in your pods, surrender my cars, or without consent be packed into your cities. I reject your charity. I unmask your intentions. I know what a woman is; I know that any member of any racial group can practice racism; I know that 2+2=4, regardless of how contingent you wish to make reality. I despise your ideology. I refuse your relativism. You are not the Elect, and I am not answerable to the various neuroses you wear as badges of honor.

    I know you better than you know yourselves. You are conditioned. Programmed. Automotons who believe themselves sentient beings. Your intolerance of “hate” is not a virtue. It’s a ruse. An excuse to practice your own intolerance and luxuriate in your own hatreds. You are a self-fulfilling prophecy. You are that which you claim to despise, and I am that which you claim to be.

    I see you. Clearly. And I aim to misbehave.

    I strive to be self-sufficient. I honor the founding ideals of my country, and I work to live up to their measure. I recognize the great fortune of my birth. History does not frighten me. I reject your blood libels: I am not responsible for that which I didn’t do, nor are you victims of what was never done to you. I will not proclaim your goodness while knowing your evil.

    I am a free man. You wish to take me from me. You will fail. I will win. And God willing, I will live to spit on your graves.

    Outlaw.

    The left has pushed too far and destroyed too much, may they all die quickly, choking on their own vomit and feces.

  59. GJT Avatar
    GJT

    Oh. Em. Gee! Cardiologist just came in to brief wife on the second stent he’s about to put in. What??! She’s here for a pacemaker! He had her mixed up with another patient. She was already scared, luckily she’s probably on gas by now. Geez.

  60. bsue54 Avatar
    bsue54

    #47 Darren – Nice try… When I freeze dry meats, they are still raw – they just feel like styrofoam and don’t spoil in the fridge – or out of it, for that matter… When I  rehydrate – they’re STILL raw… so yeppers – gotta do some cooking LOL

  61. Tedtam Avatar
    Tedtam

    When I  rehydrate – they’re STILL raw

    I remember watching one “homesteader” lady dehydrating HARD BOILED EGGS.  Yeah, you can do it, but why?

    I think I caught her on a later video correcting herself. Why in the world she thought that dehydrating cooked eggs would still make them useful totally escapes me.

     

  62. Super Dave Avatar
    Super Dave

    #52 GJT Damn that is scary! I hope the wristband has the correct info on it. Both time my wife got her eye surgery they put a Sharpie X above the eye to be worked on.

    Wife has been sleeping off the anesthesia all day but when I looked in about 10;30 AM she asked for a grilled cheese sammach so I knew she was OK, then about 2 PM she ordered a Nanaer Sammach so she’s doing just fine. 😉

  63. Tedtam Avatar
    Tedtam

    Re: My Car

    SUCCESS!!!!!!!

  64. Tedtam Avatar
    Tedtam

    Handyman found bacon half price, sell by date is May 31.

    Yeah, I could can it before then….

  65. bsue54 Avatar
    bsue54

    We ran to Lowe’s to get a small NEW hand-saw to cut frozen meat, and while we were inside got a tornado warning for our area. Heavy rain for a short time – finally made it to HEB, and got the things we needed… and got home to find that the storm came across/thru our subdivision (likely almost directly over our house)  – tree down across the main road and took out the power (thank you Lord for an automatic on generator to keep my stir-fry veggies freeze drying!!!) And now that we’ve got the news on, I’m feeling truly blessed that downed big branches are the worst of our problems – prayers for the families affected by the construction collapse accident which took 2 lives and hurt 9 more are up – and more (I’m sure) are appreciated!!!!

  66. Darren Avatar
    Darren

    bsue;

    When I grow up I hope a I am going to freeze dry stuff too. Good to do.

  67. Darren Avatar
    Darren

    My daughter needed a baby break so when I got home today I got to see her and the granddaughter, AKA Pretty Girl. I love coming home and seeing them. She and her husband will move to Sugarland so I won’t be able to see them as much. They will still be a driving distance though. Daughter and Niki have been buying and painting lots of My Little Ponies. Amazing how buying Niki a Pony at the store decades ago can cascade into a mother/daughter painting adventure. I love how they work together on their projects while I we all spend some time with Pretty Girl.

  68. mharper42 Avatar
    mharper42

    I had a wonderful nap, and got up to feed critters. Billy Cat was sitting under the gazebo so I decided to feed him first. But when I went out with his bowl of yummy cat chow, one of the young raccoons that lives close by showed up and wanted Billy’s food. I had to whack the critter with a stick to get him to back off, then I went inside to get some of the dry dog chow that I put out for the night crew. Then I had to stay outside while Billy ate, so I’d be sure he got his supper. I think that young raccoon lives in the east-of-me back yard where Billy also seems to be most of the time. There is so much stuff piled up in that back yard, especially behind the garage, that I have no idea where either of them may have a “home”.

  69. Texpat Avatar
    Texpat

    61 mh42

    But when I went out with his bowl of yummy cat chow, one of the young raccoons that lives close by showed up and wanted Billy’s food. I had to whack the critter with a stick to get him to back off, then I went inside to get some of the dry dog chow that I put out for the night crew.

    Sounds like felony animal abuse to me.  I hope your neighbors don’t report you.

     

  70. Dr phil Good-E=1984 Avatar
    Dr phil Good-E=1984

    But a judge has ruled against Kari Lake in her signature verification trial.

    Just another deep state kangaroo dressed in a penguin suit doing his master’s bidding.

    the deep state is in complete control and nothing will change until the swamp is completely drained and dried up which I’m afraid will be never.

    they couldn’t let Lake win because she was going to shut the border down and clean out the corrupt election overseer types.

    meanwhile in Texas we’re stuck with open borders WEF Abbott, Dante Costello Hatrick and phlegmy slime ball dud phelan in the house.

    Abbott’s a complete moron for sending illegal aliens into the interior of the country instead of back across the border or preventing them from entering completely.

    But if he’s gonna be a moron then he should send all of them to Martha’s Vineyard and watch them squawk and moan.

    But won’t send them there cause he’s chicken.

    way to go republican’ts.

  71. Tedtam Avatar
    Tedtam

    From the Suddenly and Unexpectedly Department.

    Comedians.  Why the funny ones?

  72. Shannon Avatar
    Shannon

    Speaker Phelan, drunk at the gavel and hearing calls to resign.

    It just doesn’t get any more delicious than that.

    Not that it matters.

    The Democrats and Republicans in the House will replace him with a carbon copy RINO.

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