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Super Dave
Super Dave
June 11, 2020 7:14 am

Yup, new Page up now.

Bonecrusher
Bonecrusher
June 11, 2020 7:07 am

izzit thursday yet?

Hamous
June 11, 2020 12:03 am

I’m gonna be putting on some long pants and boots for the first time in two months tomorrow. Gotta go into both our offices here.

Hamous
June 10, 2020 11:57 pm

According to wiki, The Yearling was filmed at Lake Arrowhead. But the wiki page for The Yearling says different and confirms what I grew up understanding. The Yearling was filmed on location in the Juniper Prairie Wilderness in the Ocala National Forest in Florida. I found this pretty funny: MGM originally began production on The Yearlingin 1941, with Spencer Tracy set to star as the patriarch, and with Victor Fleming chosen to… Read more »

Shannon
Admin
June 10, 2020 11:33 pm

Sweet, appropriate cover.

https://youtu.be/CYdz5I_06_E

Shannon
Admin
June 10, 2020 11:24 pm

It’s a damn worldwide conspiracy against us normals.

Shannon
Admin
June 10, 2020 11:23 pm

Bipolar, nonpolar, polar.

So confusing.

Shannon
Admin
June 10, 2020 11:16 pm

Too bad he didn’t have good brown Gulf shrimp. All others are tasteless imposters. Maybe we should send him a case.

Hamous
June 10, 2020 11:03 pm

I bet ole Hamous knows why, maybe the difference between water or oil based? I don’t know.

Well first, MEK is used in paint stripper, so it’s no wonder. It’s a nonpolar solvent, which is why it didn’t dissolve the syrup. A polar solvent would work, the most common being dihydrogen monoxide 😉

El Gordo
June 10, 2020 10:24 pm

Good night gang. Tomorrow supposed to be a travel day, but I may be pressed into service until Friday. Just spent the last hour setting up the wireless printer on a windows 10 machine using the “Easy Wireless Printer Set-Up” function. Got it to print with a cable, but still having a problem with the wireless print function. Sure glad… Read more »

Super Dave
Super Dave
June 10, 2020 10:05 pm

I’d a tried some Ospho first. What ever you do, don’t use MEK! I’ll never forget the time, the kids spilled Coke on my red, Snap-On Tool Box top. It dried like thick syrup and I couldn’t get it off,…SO, MEK, ought to do it! Well, it did remove a lot of red paint but didn’t touch the Coke syrup… Read more »

Super Dave
Super Dave
June 10, 2020 10:00 pm

#92-#97 BAWHAHAHA! Dang, I hate I missed it. BUT, I just got off the phone with the boy and if I didn’t know better, he has gone full California. He spent last weekend with his wife and another couple @ Lake Arrowhead,….YES! That, Lake Arrowhead, the one that was popular with the movie folks in the 50’s-60’s. They stayed at… Read more »

Hamous
June 10, 2020 9:37 pm

Arizona State University revoked a job offer from its incoming journalism school dean after students and faculty accused her of “microaggressions,” including a tweet that called some police officers “good.”

Shannon
Admin
June 10, 2020 9:31 pm

Maximum non-lethal damage.

Shannon
Admin
June 10, 2020 9:30 pm

It makes a great close quarters weapon.

Shannon
Admin
June 10, 2020 9:28 pm

You ain’t got a belt sander?

Of course.

I just put a fresh, heavy grit belt on it.

Just in case Sarge really shows up.

GJT
GJT
June 10, 2020 9:24 pm

You ain’t got a belt sander?

Hamous
June 10, 2020 9:10 pm

My granny woulda rubbed some Vick’s on it.

Hamous
June 10, 2020 9:00 pm

I’d a tried some Ospho first.

Shannon
Admin
June 10, 2020 8:58 pm

Bwahahahahahah!

Sarge
June 10, 2020 8:54 pm

Long live OxyClean! Who knew it could work on wood?

If I wake up hearing you scream this on my TV at 3 AM after I’ve fallen asleep watching it like the last guy did, I’m coming up there—

Shannon
Admin
June 10, 2020 8:46 pm

Since there is only about 200 square inches of food prep counter space in this massive kitchen, the first piece of furniture I bought for this place was a real nice, solid oak, roll-around island with a 42” x 39” drop-leaf butcher block top, raised-panel doors & drawers, and long knife block on the side. Step-daughter acquired some giant home… Read more »

Hamous
June 10, 2020 8:42 pm

A&E made woke news this weekend for taking Live PD off because, you know, Blue Man Bad. I’m watching it right now and The First 48 is on. It’s about cops investigating crimes. But I guess since it doesn’t have PD in the title …

GJT
GJT
June 10, 2020 8:01 pm

That’s funny stuff. She should be on the email.

Texpat
Admin
June 10, 2020 7:42 pm

Incredible Twitter troll master, Carpe Donktum, has found the most woke of the Woke whackjobs on Twitter.  I’m sorry to say she is a Jew and meets all the criteria for David Benzion’s Iron Law. Go here and scroll down to the 2nd video and watch it first.  Then scroll up to the one on top. You will not believe… Read more »

Texpat
Admin
June 10, 2020 7:28 pm

Daniel James’s primordial anarchism can only be described as unique and suited only to very special individuals.

Shannon
Admin
June 10, 2020 7:11 pm

Daniel James was more psycho-Libertarian than Phil. 🙂

tOtAliTaRiaNcRaTs-R-NeVer-SatiSfiED
tOtAliTaRiaNcRaTs-R-NeVer-SatiSfiED
June 10, 2020 6:50 pm

Thanks for the compliment unca annyShay.

In another time I would’ve been the one shouting “the Redcoats are coming.”

Shannon
Admin
June 10, 2020 6:48 pm

Although I think Phil carries a driver’s license.

I guess. Not really sure.

Shannon
Admin
June 10, 2020 6:47 pm

Phil (a.k.a tOtAliTaRiaNcRaTs-R-NeVer-SatiSfiED) has been admirably filling his shoes lately.

Shannon
Admin
June 10, 2020 6:44 pm

82 jimb

Not in years. Unless someone has heard from him privately.

As the country has swirled faster and faster around the toilet bowl, his stock has risen substantially around here in his absence.

jimb
jimb
June 10, 2020 6:36 pm

Daniel Freakin’ James.  There was a character.  He still around?

tOtAliTaRiaNcRaTs-R-NeVer-SatiSfiED
tOtAliTaRiaNcRaTs-R-NeVer-SatiSfiED
June 10, 2020 6:26 pm

NASCAR takes an oil dump on their fan base.

Totalitarians are never satisfied.

tOtAliTaRiaNcRaTs-R-NeVer-SatiSfiED
tOtAliTaRiaNcRaTs-R-NeVer-SatiSfiED
June 10, 2020 6:19 pm

PC has hit A&M. The statue of Sul Ross in front of the Academic Building is under consideration for removal, and “BLM” has defaced it over night. Time to do away with the institutions of lower learning aka indoctrination camps. The universities have failed the youth in America. “Blessed are the peacemakers: for they shall be called the children of God.”… Read more »

mharper42
mharper42
June 10, 2020 6:04 pm

I’ve been thinking about fried okra lately. Yeah, I know how to cook it myself, but I do believe I haven’t done that since I moved to Houston about 40 years ago. So, guess I better get to Luby’s before they sell out or shut down, whatever is about to happen with them.

Super Dave
Super Dave
June 10, 2020 5:40 pm

My goodness, this is good. Now to the average city slicker, this might not look all that great, but mercy, sliced zucchini, battered with corn meal and fried in moms old #12, Big Bertha, Griswold. I don’t remember the last time I made this, but I’ll be doing it again soon. Oh, and since it was soo special, I put… Read more »

jimb
jimb
June 10, 2020 5:35 pm

Tedtam – I get not wanting to be lumped into the bad apples, but so many get irritated at me for saying that while I don’t consider any random cop I encounter “Bad”, there are absolutely structural issues with many police departments – top-down kind of things, some of which are hinted at in other comments on this thread.  I… Read more »

Tedtam
Admin
June 10, 2020 5:23 pm

I kinda understand the police guy. If I put my life on the line, dealt with the scum of society, etc., I’d be wissed off to be included in the same barrel with the bad apples. The bad atmosphere created by Antifa and BLM groups paints ’em all the same. I refuse to believe all cops are the same, just… Read more »

GJT
GJT
June 10, 2020 5:06 pm

#72

jimb

That was running all over Fox News last night,  I’m not sure how the guy expects that to be received, I get it but….

wagonburner
Editor
June 10, 2020 4:47 pm

Sounds like that a$$hat Garibaldi or whatever here when he was defending the indefensible “botched” no-knock setup raid last year. Only thing botched in that raid was the officers got found out – finally – after ruining who knows how many lives. They might start getting treated better if they’d get rid of the bad apples. Just getting rid of… Read more »

jimb
jimb
June 10, 2020 4:36 pm

“Stop treating us like animals and thugs, and start treating us with some respect!”

Maybe I’m jaded, but this strikes me as the wrong way for a police union boss to come off under the circumstances.  Seems a little bit like “Respect My Authoritah!”

Did I mention that police union bosses tend to rub me the wrong way?

https://cnsnews.com/article/national/michael-w-chapman/police-union-boss-stop-treating-us-animals-and-thugs-and-start?utm_source=facebook&utm_medium=cns&utm_campaign=a-PoliceUnionStopTreatingUsLikeAnimalsThugs&fbclid=IwAR1ckqx826TVNGVaiPtnMT5xagf_51-ETSbK7DieQVb3THkV-dEnNSadWIM

jimb
jimb
June 10, 2020 4:34 pm

Hamous – God is still great, beer is still good, and people are still crazy!

Texpat
Admin
June 10, 2020 4:32 pm

TexMo see #66

I have no idea why it got hung up.

Katfish
June 10, 2020 4:31 pm

#58 – AMEN to THAT!

(just cold enough to not be able to sleep as I recall)

TexMo
TexMo
June 10, 2020 4:26 pm

I guess I am not supposed to use a certain six letter word. Post in da bucket.

Texpat
Admin
June 10, 2020 3:53 pm

GJT ACE Speedway isn’t the only racetrack defying Gov. Roy Cooper’s executive orders against mass gatherings. In rural Stokes County, 311 Speedway owner Mike Fulp is planning a protest with several hundred people, live music, and racing on Saturday, June 13. Fulp wants to reopen his race track, and he says the governor is acting like a dictator who will… Read more »

TexMo
TexMo
June 10, 2020 3:47 pm

My Granddad always said to cooperate with the police and treat them with respect. If they pull you out of the car at gun point, just do it. The lawyers can sort it all out later. Fortunately I’ve never run into a pissed off angry cop. GJT mentioned DWB (Driving While Black) above. I do believe that exists as well… Read more »

Texpat
Admin
June 10, 2020 2:49 pm

When I was in Texas in October on I-10 between Sealy and Kerrville, everybody was passing me.  I don’t think I ever moved out of the outside lane.  I was doing 80-85 and I saw one single DPS trooper the entire round trip.  Lots of drivers doing 100 or more.  I was beginning to think they had defunded the DPS.

Bonecrusher
Bonecrusher
June 10, 2020 2:48 pm

Just wanted y’all to know the rich and over-housed have serious problems, too

A first-world problem if ever there was one.