Another casualty in the WoILBs:
Politicians, it seems, have killed the traditional Easy-Bake Oven.
Collateral damage in the war on energy waste is none other than the classic children’s toy Easy-Bake Oven, introduced in 1963 and an inductee in the National Toy Hall of Fame.
Millions of young chefs have used the toy to make tasty baked treats. It was made possible by the oven’s heating element, a common 100-watt incandescent light bulb.
But starting next year, manufacture of such bulbs will be outlawed. It’s the start of a 2007 federal law being phased in that requires light bulbs to be more energy efficient. The practical effect will be a ban on incandescent bulbs, which do not meet the requirement.
Just think – the millions of little girls programmed to be nothing more than Suzy Homemakers by the male-dominated toy industry will now be freed from a life of domestic servitude – and all thanks to a successful ban-the-bulb campaign! Phyllis Schlafly must be coming unhinged! But wait! Fear not, my fellow Stanley Kowalskis. All is not lost:
“We are aware that the 100-watt incandescent light bulb will no longer be available beginning in 2012. In fall 2011, Hasbro will launch the Easy-Bake Ultimate Oven, introducing a new way to bake for the next generation of chefs. This new oven features a heating element that does not use a light bulb and offers an extensive assortment of mixes reflective of the hottest baking trends for today.”
Now git back in that kitchen and bake us some snickerdoodles!
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