Texpat in 2020 for the Democratic Nominee !
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Texpat, where did you the donation linky?
I’ll try to come up with sumpin’ I’ll not part with the Beast or the Searay though, maybe an old used Toro Mower?
But, I don’t see your mug in the picture….Squwakster??
Mornin’ Gang
Funny, I was watching Fox News last night and the topic was all the idiots jumping into the ring to run against Trump and they showed a couple of folks that had just announced, a white gal and a white guy and I didn’t recognize either one of them. My wife asked why so many were running, especially so many that NO ONE HAS EVER HEARD OF, and I simply said “delusions of grandeur”. In their little bubble of a world they think that they are special and that everyone in the country just adores them,….well except those evil, knuckle dragging troglodytes that cling to their guns, god and family.
My #2, Does anyone know how a congress critter becomes a news spokesman on the tube? Does the Democrat party send out a list of approved loudmouths, when they send their weekly talking points? The reason I ask is that before Trump was elected I’d never heard of bug eyed, pencil necked, Adam Schiff or no lips, Eric Swalwell, let alone ever seen them. Then all of a sudden, they became the Trump colluded with RUSSIA, conspiracy theorists and were on all the lame stream media channels all the time.
With them, I don’t think that they were picked by the party, I think that the talking heads were looking for anyone that would promote that narrative and these two clowns showed up every Sunday and played their record, and their record never changed, facts be damned.
From yesterday, El Gordo
Well, it turned out to be potato soup. I found some chunks of ham in the freezer and a bit of cheddar cheese, and via the instant pot, pretty good potato soup happened.
That’s the time, tater soup with ham N cheddar cheese is some fine eating. My wife loves my tater soup.
I do have a question though, did you cook it about 20 minutes? I say that because it is so easy to over cook the taters. I dice up the taters and stir-fry them with onions while my white sauce is thickening up, I add them to the soup at the last minute so they’ll be firm, not mushy.
If you missed it, you need to go back and read Shannon’s #68, yesterday. It is unbelievable and I RTWDT. One thing did grab my attention;
Since 2015, the Fitz had lacked a quartermaster chief petty officer, a crucial leader who helps safely navigate a warship and trains its sailors — a shortcoming known to both the destroyer’s squadron and Navy officials in the United States, Fort wrote.
Oh, and whatever you do, DON’T CLICK on mharper’s #78,…..SMH?
1957 GMC 100 Series 1/2 ton Panel.
Original GMC factory color product image.
Shown in Seminole Brown with Panama Cream wheels and upper body color, the GMC “T” series trucks had a restyled grille and hood badge and were the last year of single headlights in the light duty Blue Chip series trucks.
Well that didn’t come out right, teaching kids how to milk a cow. 😀
H/T GJT
Graveyard dead, I tell ya’.
One more, as seen over yonder; Democrats in Puerto Rico enjoying the beach during the govt shutdown … such asses!
Extraordinary story about Red Wolf Coyotes on Galveston Island.
In this case the video is superior to the lengthy text.
My father-in-law, with whom I helped run coyote traps for a couple of years, trapped over 700 in his lifetime in Austin County. He refused to call them coyotes, always referring to them as wolves.
Twitter is a sewer of intellectual filth. I don’t think this point is even debatable. The management of Twitter is morally bankrupt and sold out to the muzzies. A pox on their collective houses.
HEADLINE:
Twitter Warns Conservative Author His Book Violates Pakistan Law
sub head:
Social media giant faithfully does Pakistan’s Sharia bidding
The article is short and well worth the 5 minutes to read. Twitter is a mouthpiece for islam and as such should be shunned by all.
#6 dave
What you got against Januhairy?
My instant pot tater soup. I had diced a ham into 1″ squares the last time I found one on sale and had several containers in the freezer to be used as necessary. So, I pulled out a container of frozen ham, put it in the pot with about 1/2 cup water, and set it to pressure up for 5 minutes. I then released the steam and added the fairly large chunks of tater, drained off some of the excess water, and pressured it up for 4 minutes. Now those time do not include the time the pot is actually pressuring up, only the time after it has reached full pressure. Meanwhile, I was heating the roux in a sauce pan on the stove while whisking it with a wire whisk the entire time to prevent sticking and scorching.
Once the taters completed their 4 minutes, I depressurized again, poured in the roux, added milk, and turned the pot to saute. Don’t know exactly how long it took for the mix to thicken, not too long, and I continued to stir it constantly with a wooden spoon. Probably don’t save much time in the pressure pot, but by the time it’s all done, only 1 sauce pan and 1 pot to wash. Soup has been store for future use, but tater soup does not freeze well, so I’ll finish it up fairly quickly.
Still experimenting with cooking times in the pressure pot, but about 4 minutes under pressure seems about right for diced taters, whether for soup or for smashing up. But don’t let them sit there once the time is up – depressurize immediately.
A chilly good morning to all denizens of Hamsterville™ 🙂
Morning to you too mh. I was just going to point out that if you are in a hurry for breakfast, that tater soup spread out over your scrambled eggs works just like country gravy. Pretty tasty change of pace.
The TXPT2020 campaign exploratory committee is forming as you read this.
So I wanna know……Is Texpat of Indianian descent?
Available soon, all the ways you can launder donate money and other assets – cash, boats, trucks, ATVs, drilling equipment and motorcycles accepted.
I’ll be glad to donate a car AND driver.
Remember, it’s for my the children !
Morning y’all
Coffee ingested, fine cuban cigar inhaled, and peace reigns across all that I survey.
To steal a quote from Super Dave
Life is good.
While I smoke Cuban Cigars from Cuba you too can smoke a fine “Cuban” cigar legally if you are worried about the feds knocking on your door and harshing your mellow.
Macanudos, originally a cigar made in Cuba, after the embargo between the US and Cuba, licensed the name and imported Cuban seed first to Jamaica and then the Dominican Republic.
Likewise, Cohibas are made in Cuba and as a registered brand from General Cigars in the Dominican Republic, The latter cigar is made from Cuban seed stocks and is the one Amricans can purchase.
So now that you armed with this knowledge take your happy self to your local upscale cigar store and tell them you want a Dominican Republic General Cigar Cohiba. On your next trip to europe you can purchase unbanded Cuban cigars from the Duty Free shops. For a small fee you can purchase the band separately put it on your cigar and astound your friends and neighbors.
Sorry El Gordo but where you live I think you may be stuck with Swisher Sweets and Moonshine Crooks.
$100 bucks says Texpat goes to Iowa and gets in bed with corn farmers.
Bro Squawk
Sorry El Gordo but where you live I think you may be stuck with Swisher Sweets and Moonshine Crooks.
Swisher Sweets. Now that’s a fine stogie.
Goes great with coffee and Tom Jones to get my morning started.
I always heard that the secret ingredient in hand rolled Cuban cigars is that the native female cigar leaf rollers used their thighs to roll them. Is this true? As to what kind of cigars might be available out here in the sticks, let me just say that you might be surprised at what sort of imports might show up at the local unattended airport some nights. Back in my day we were pretty hip if we could import Coors beers – nodays, it’s no holds barred.
BTW, I used to like the Moonshine Crooks in between plugs of W. N. Tinsley chewing tobacco.
Brother Phil
Swisher Sweets. Now that’s a fine stogie.
Ewwwww
I never could stomach flavored cigars. I much preferred my cigar and Thunderbird separate. When I drank I preferred a glass of B&B, cigar and full breakfast of Boudin and eggs. and some Captain music in the background.
Ewwwww
I never could stomach flavored cigars.
Heh Bro Squawk–at least there’s no need for sugar in your coffee when smoking a sweet.:)
My oldest brother must’ve played that song a million times in just three months after it was released.
I can still see him grabbing a broom and playing air guitar.
El Gordo
Not sure about the rolling techniques of Cuban ladies but that is an intriguing thought. I did my high school days in Abilene. Abilene was “dry” back then yet outside of town was Impact Texas. 12 acres of the richest land in all of Texas that had 2 liquor warehouses one of which doubled as a store and a convenience store. Amazing what could be bought in that place . It was much like your unattended airport. Talk about your hidden in plain sight debauchery. Abilene had more churches than gas stations in the day and Impact was Sodom. I never developed a taste ofr chewing tobacco. I tried once, man I got so dizzy I could fell my eyes turning green. Probably good thing I had not been drinking. One try was enough for me.
….or more technically, broom guitar.
Brother Phil
That wooden nipple drove me crazy. I like to chew on my stogie. Swishers, flavor aside, never lent itself to my full enjoyment of the cigar smoking experience. Cigar smoking was meant to be a spiritual experience. Properly done one may obtain Nirvana by the third or fourth inhale.
When done right, cigar smoking involves all five sense and one can reach a state of euphoria where………….
Ah yes, I’m familiar with Impact – we called it Six Pack back in the day. And Buffalo Gap to go eat if I’m remembering the right town. And the preachers and the bootleggers marching arm and arm in lock step to keep Abilene dry.
I’m listening to the committee reviewing William Barr for Attorney General to replace Sessions. The biggest concern that I have is that the Dems seem to be OK with him. That’s very concerning. It’s only when they are howling like banshees that I think we might have the right man. Everybody seems to like this guy. Scary.
22 Shannon
$100 bucks says Texpat goes to Iowa and gets in bed with corn farmers.
Probably not, but there was this one Iowa corn lobbyist that…
I’ll not vote for any candidate not knowing which gender claimed and stance on climate deniers.
Texpay
Probably not, but there was this one Iowa corn lobbyist that…
What? No way!! Not that one, she gots too much butt for you. Now if you would like I will be your Iowa Ambassador and tend to her every need. (That is as long as my BSue does not find out which will be in just about 2.5 minutes. So maybe i better don’t).
Texpat seems to have an unusually large collection of half-clothed wimmins.
William Barr for Attorney General
A swamp creature through and through.
Bad pick by PDT.
He said he doesn’t believe Ferris the impaler of the truth and the framer of the innocent would conduct a “witch hunt.”
Gestapo Ferris is right out of 1935 Germany.
He’s like the dentist drilling Hoffman’s teeth in the movie Marathon Man.
His name is Barr
Has teeth like a gAr
a Deep State denzion
like Ferris el Frenzy-ion
a gangster run government
feet deep in cement
thrown into the ocean
without suntan lotion
Cigar smoking was meant to be a spiritual experience.
I understand Brother Squawk.
Like me when I mind meld with a vintage Cab.
That wooden nipple drove me crazy.
I’m sure there’s a Ft. Sill reference in there somewhere….
Good afternoon Hamsters. Warming up out here on the moors of the Brazos to 53 so far. The roller coaster temps are rolling again, warmer before the plunge with the next front. These wild swings can’t be good for one’s health be it man or beast. Shortly to become cold enough to freeze your kazoo.
How would you meld your mind if you had one?
I’m sitting at my computer, trying to get through the morning headlines before I get up to pull lunch together. (Sorry, no Hot Pot to cook in, so no potato soup.) But I am dozing off like RBG. Every now and then I find my head nodding low toward the keyboard. Must be the warm air indoors. Better get up now!
Recently, we’ve only turned on the floor for 3-5 hours, in the evening. Not even every night. I turn it on late afternoon, and turn it off before I go to sleep. It throws off enough heat to keep us comfortable well into the next day, and the house is insulated well enough that the heat from the floor and our appliances really doesn’t require us to run the boiler much.
I have a feeling that boiler is gonna run all weekend. Hubby will be here while I’m in Dallas, and he isn’t as tuned into the turn on/off cycles as I am; and it will be pretty darn cold. I guess I should leave him a note, reminding him to turn it off at least once over the weekend…
I’ve been making fun of these programmable pressure cookers as simply the latest annual Christmas kitchen gadget craze. But ELG is maybe changing my mind. Cooking good food for one has to be a real pain, but this thing might just make it easier.
How would you meld your mind if you had one?
Heh that’s pretty funny.
Well for starters I’d rule out your preferred method of Beanie Weenies and a can of WD-40.
Bennie Weenies with chili.
What would David Pearson have done?
#47 phil: Back in the good old days when race cars looked like real cars that people could buy. You know like: win on Sunday and sell on Monday. Now all the Nascar entries look the same and have no resemblance to cars for sale to the general public.
HEADLINE: Trump’s shutdown trap?
Imagine Trump using the shutdown to dramatically slash the federal workforce. . . .
Carol Channing, legendary Broadway actress, dead at 97, publicist says.
There used to be a place off I-45 just inside the south loop that made cigars. I think it was the Cuban Cigar Shop or something.
Went in once and there were these three old Cuban dudes rolling cigars listening to the Astros on the radio. They were most assuredly not maidens.
But were their thighs magical, in the Cuban cigar kinda way?
Did you see Bill?
51 Wagonburner
I know the place. You had to know the secret password to get into the backroom where Consuela, Bebe and Marisol were rolling cigars. The old men out front were just a distraction for the gringos.
Here’s the proof. You know it’s true because they had to remove the video.
http://bobalu.com/blog/cigars-rolled-on-the-thighs-of-cuban-virgins/
Hello, y’all. I have found that with all the weird stuff going on in politics, I just don’t have much to say. And I have been busy.
It would have been terrific if Trump had served Chic-A- Filla to the Clemson crowd. The left would have lost their minds.
Irony is officially dead. It was murdered today by Bobby Rush.
Democratic Rep. Bobby Rush of Illinois was the sole lawmaker to oppose the measure, saying the House should take the more serious step of censuring King for his “repugnant and racist behavior.”
Any measure short of censure is “shallow,” Rush said. “Steve King has made a career of making racist statements. That is the only thing he is known for and this pattern of rabid racism must be confronted head on by the House of Representatives.”
How would you meld your mind if you had one?
JB Meld
Picking up “Air America” on Movies! Channel. Young Mel Gibson…
“You can’t hurt me without cutting your own throat! You know why? Because the president loves my a$$!”
Now, that’s a line I’d like to remember.
Who said that? Was it Reggie Love talking about Obama? If so, he was being literal.
#55 Texanadian
Thanks for dropping by. We miss you!
Got called to a plant last Saturday. They were down, come help. The only lesbo I know runs the lab there. She brings her partner with her if it is a weekend problem so we have met. I once asked the guys ‘Where did you Channel-view rednecks meet her’? She went to the same high school with the manager. This young 5’10” blond walks in yesterday and is part of some environmental remediation there walks in and signs in. Me: Who is she? Operator: She is hot, did you see how long her legs are? Never had a conversation with a female like that before.
ahh yes white supremacy.
The eternal boogie man of the Newspeak Media of the Mobs used to brow beat every living white person on the face of the planet into submission.
Does white supremacy even exist anymore?
I think the rEgressive supremacy of the Newspeak Media of the Mobs, Hollyweird and the rEgresisvecrat party is the biggest threat to freedom and the pursuit of liberty and happiness.
rEgressiveism is also the biggest promoter of violence towards their fellow man.
gto
In one of my early lives I worked in the nursery business which is rife with queers and lesbos. At one point I worked at Cornelius’ high end retail outlet on Dairy Ashford near I-10. I managed the nursery stock department with a middle aged woman who enjoyed the high end scenery as much as I did.
Fighting with her over who helped out certain customers probably strained the bounds of dignity.
A short reaction to President Trump serving Big Mac to the Clemson football team
https://spectator.us/big-macs-trump-gets-america/
#64
Shades of Will & Grace! Years ago when that show was on, I started out liking it, but after a while I was just tired of the 2 star characters competing for the attention of yet another handsome young man. I have had no interest in watching the restart.
I heard on the radio today that some, maybe most, of the White House staff is on Shutdown furlough, so a fancy 6-course dinner would not be possible. The fast food seems fine to me.
Me: Who is she? Operator: She is hot, did you see how long her legs are? Never had a conversation with a female like that before.
We had a lesbian plumber working for us for years. Hubby said they had conversations like that in the truck.
It was weird, hearing that.
I never watched Will & Grace, having found out the premise ahead of time.
Been there. 🙂
#62
I’ve never been around a lesbian ogling another woman, however, I have been around men ogling other men.
#64
I presume you were a young man when you worked for Cornelius Nurseries. That middle aged woman must of been trying to rob the cradle.
BTW, Back in 2002 I purchased two drake elm trees from Cornelius and planted them in my back yard. One survived and the other blew over in a storm a few years later. The one that survived eventually had a little baby seedling that popped up in almost the original location of the tree that blew over. I now have two drake elm trees once again.
The family is a little upset that my daughter has to leave 2 days earlier than originally scheduled in order to make her way back up to Missouri before the next big snowstorm hits the mid West this weekend.
I learned to drive in the snow through baptism by fire when I lived in Missouri. However I am not ready for my daughter to go through the same thing quite yet.
My #71
It must be my male chauvinist tendancies to protect the women in my life that are showing through because I will not let her drive in icy and snowy conditions.
Maybe I gotta get woke on how to treat a woman.
Melania and Trump eating Big Macs and pizza every night.
I’d be wanting to head to Mar-a-Lago, too.
Her Highness is obsessed with the cable Lone Star Law game warden TV show. It’s hilarious. She can’t comprehend trapping coons or coyotes. She told me tonight she felt like she was watching from another planet.
I said it made me homesick.
Sterling Cornelius was a great man and brilliant businessman.
He and his friends were wholly responsible for tort reform in the State of Texas which started a movement nationwide. There’s no telling how many million he spent getting it accomplished.
I always figured the Plaintiffs bar would have Mr. Cornelius accidentally end up deep under the Barker Reservoir.
But he managed to live long and die of natural causes.
I sat in the office of the prominent Houston realtor, Gary Greene, one day and he told me Sterling Cornelius was a maniac. Gary said they sat on some civic committees together and Sterling was in an uproar over the skyrocketing cost of Medicare and Medicaid. He said Sterling was ready to mount machine guns at intersections and start mowing down the old people to save the national budget.
I told him I had enough knowledge about Cornelius to doubt he would do that and he admitted Sterling might only take out half the old folks.
Aaaannnndddd…Crenshaw for the win!
Rep. Dan Crenshaw (R-Texas) asked Monday to have his congressional salary withheld during the partial government shutdown. When one of his Democratic colleagues criticized the gesture, he used her own words to point out the hypocrisy of her position.
Rep. Ilhan Omar (D-Minn.) called Crenshaw out on Twitter:
“We aren’t paid until Feb 1st, so no pay to withhold now,” Omar wrote. “Vote to reopen the government like we did & give hardworking Fed employees their paychecks. That’s caring! Stop this virtue signaling Congressman, the American people need this to end now, not Feb. 1st.”
Crenshaw responded by redirecting Omar’s message toward her fellow Democrats who had also asked for their pay to be withheld. [emphasis mine]
“To my Democrat colleagues who are also (rightfully) withholding your pay during the shutdown—your colleague @IlhanMN would prefer you stop virtue signaling and end the shutdown,” Crenshaw wrote. “Can we have a serious discussion about border security now? That’d be great.”
Here’s Texpat’s gal-pal Titania McGrath on the Gillette fiasco:
Thank you for this, @Gillette. Although I never shave my body hair due to my feminist principles, I’m going to start buying your razors anyway in order to support your brave work.
Heh.
https://twitter.com/TitaniaMcGrath/status/1084948365287272448
#80 Julian Castro Promo
Umm, Momma Castro, if’n Texas vanishes into the jaws of Mexico again, your son will not be able to run for a US office any more because he won’t be living in the US….
Chew on that for a while.
Hump Day?
All day.
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