Friday Open Comments

Well, Boehner is the new Speaker of the House.  Pelosi has been relegated to minority status, temporarily if we are to believe her Democrat friends in Congress.  In my opinion, she must have dossiers on a lot of them, for them to continue to support her.
A partial transcript of Boehner’s comments:

“…We gather here today at a time of great challenges. Nearly one in ten of our neighbors are looking for work. Health care costs are still rising for families and small businesses. Our spending has caught up with us, and our debt will soon eclipse the size of our entire economy. Hard work and tough decisions will be required of the 112th Congress. No longer can we fall short. No longer can we kick the can down the road. The people voted to end business as usual, and today we begin carrying out their instructions.”In the Catholic faith, we enter into a season of service by having ashes marked on our foreheads. The ashes remind us that life in all its forms is fragile our time on this Earth, fleeting. As the ashes are delivered, we hear those humbling words: ‘Remember you are dust, and to dust you shall return.’
“The American people have humbled us. They have refreshed our memories as to just how temporary the privilege to serve is. They have reminded us that everything here is on loan from them. That includes this gavel, which I accept cheerfully and gratefully, knowing I am but its caretaker. After all, this is the people’s House. This is their Congress. It’s about them, not us. What they want is a government that is honest, accountable and responsive to their needs. A government that respects individual liberty, honors our heritage, and bows before the public it serves.
“Let’s start with the rules package the House will consider today. If passed, it will change how this institution operates, with an emphasis on real transparency, greater accountability, and a renewed focus on the Constitution. Our aim will be to give government back to the people. In seeking this goal, we will part with some of the rituals that have come to characterize this institution under majorities Republican and Democratic alike. We will dispense with the conventional wisdom that bigger bills are always better; that fast legislating is good legislating; that allowing additional amendments and open debate makes the legislative process ‘less efficient’ than our forefathers intended.

/snip
“Legislators and the public will have three days to read bills before they come to a vote. Legislation will be more focused, properly scrutinized, and constitutionally sound. Committees, once bloated, will be smaller, with a renewed mission, including oversight. Old rules that have made it easy to increase spending will be replaced by new reforms that make it easier to cut spending. We will start by cutting Congress’ own budget.

/snip
“To my friends in the minority, I offer a commitment. Openness once a tradition of this institution, but increasingly scarce in recent decades, will be the new standard. There were no open rules in the House in the last Congress. In this one, there will be many. With this restored openness, however, will come a restored responsibility. You will not have the right to willfully disrupt the proceedings of the People’s House. But you will always have the right to a robust debate in open process that allows you to represent your constituents . . . to make your case, offer alternatives, and be heard.
“In time, this framework will, I believe, restore the House of Representatives as a place where the people’s will is done. It will also, I hope, help rebuild trust among us and the people we serve, and in so doing, provide a guidepost for those who follow us in the service of our nation.
/snip
“We will not always get it right. We will not always agree on what is right. A great deal of scar tissue has built up on both sides of the aisle. We cannot ignore that, nor should we. My belief has always been, we can disagree without being disagreeable to each other. That’s why it is critical this institution operate in a manner that permits a free exchange of ideas, and resolves our honest differences through a fair debate and a fair vote. We may have different sometimes, very different ideas for how to go about achieving the common good, but it is our shared goal. It is why we serve.
“Let us now move forward humble in our demeanor, steady in our principles, and dedicated to proving worthy of the trust and confidence that has been placed in us. If we brace ourselves to do our duty, and to do what we say we are going to do, there is no telling what together we can accomplish for the good of this great and honorable nation. More than a country, America is an idea, and it is our job to pass on to our posterity the blessings bestowed to us.
“I wish you all the very best. Welcome to the people’s House. Welcome to the 112th Congress.”

Comments

172 responses to “Friday Open Comments”

  1. Super Dave Avatar
    Super Dave

    The best thing they could do would be to adjourn. However, if they decide that they must stay in session, then they had better learn to say “no.” Boehner will have the opportunity to show his bona fides early, and based on his early committee appointments, at best the jury remains out. I’m still hoping though.

  2. El Gordo Avatar

    The best thing they could do would be to adjourn. However, if they decide that they must stay in session, then they had better learn to say “no.” Boehner will have the opportunity to show his bona fides early, and based on his early committee appointments, at best the jury remains out. I’m still hoping though.

  3. OletimerLin Avatar
    OletimerLin

    It’s Friday, so here’s a picture of a chimp wearing a bathrobe photographing two bikini models.

  4. bob42 Avatar

    It’s Friday, so here’s a picture of a chimp wearing a bathrobe photographing two bikini models.

  5. Sarge Avatar
    Sarge

    Dang.

    What happened to the first Friday OC?

  6. Sarge Avatar
    Sarge

    Dang.
    What happened to the first Friday OC?

  7. Super Dave Avatar
    Super Dave

    Maybe trying to deal with two threads at once was just more than we could handle.

  8. El Gordo Avatar

    Maybe trying to deal with two threads at once was just more than we could handle.

  9. Southern Tragedy Avatar
    Southern Tragedy

    WB didn’t wanna be beat by a girl.

  10. GJT Avatar
    GJT

    WB didn’t wanna be beat by a girl.

  11. El Gordo Avatar

    Looks like we all got beat by a chimp.

  12. Dude42 Avatar

    Looks like we all got beat by a chimp.

  13. GJT Avatar
    GJT

    G’Morning all
    Here’s how the gavel passing should have taken place.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y6sNlO1eVFU&feature=player_embedded#!

  14. OletimerLin Avatar
    OletimerLin

    G’Morning all
    Here’s how the gavel passing should have taken place.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y6sNlO1eVFU&feature=player_embedded#!

  15. GJT Avatar
    GJT

    I see where Nancy went back to ‘Frisco and bought a waterbed.

    Her husband calls it the Dead Sea

  16. OletimerLin Avatar
    OletimerLin

    I see where Nancy went back to ‘Frisco and bought a waterbed.
    Her husband calls it the Dead Sea

  17. Katfish Avatar

    I decided to defer to the crazy aunt this morning. I rescheduled the excursion into the arts for the weekend.

  18. wagonburner Avatar
    wagonburner

    I decided to defer to the crazy aunt this morning. I rescheduled the excursion into the arts for the weekend.

  19. bweldon Avatar
    bweldon

    Well speaking of arts….. our tax money went to NASA to rate scifi films. NOW I am ready to see them close up shop.

    NASA Names 2012 The Most Absurd Sci-Fi Film! GATTACA Is The Most “Realistic”

    The US space agency singled out the movie as the most scientifically flawed of its genre at a conference in which it pleaded with Hollywood bigwigs for more rational plots.

    At the day-long private meeting at NASA’s Jet Propulsion Laboratory in California, some of the film industry’s most popular sci-fi movies were mocked – and in some cases praised.

  20. squawkbox Avatar

    Well speaking of arts….. our tax money went to NASA to rate scifi films. NOW I am ready to see them close up shop.

    NASA Names 2012 The Most Absurd Sci-Fi Film! GATTACA Is The Most “Realistic”
    The US space agency singled out the movie as the most scientifically flawed of its genre at a conference in which it pleaded with Hollywood bigwigs for more rational plots.
    At the day-long private meeting at NASA’s Jet Propulsion Laboratory in California, some of the film industry’s most popular sci-fi movies were mocked – and in some cases praised.

  21. OletimerLin Avatar
    OletimerLin

    In the early ’70s, Carl Sagan was among many scientists, philosophers, and other accomplished professionals that gave their opinions of the plant. However, Sagan agreed to contribute on the condition that his identity be kept in strict confidence. He was known only as “Mr. X” who was a avid fan of moderate use, and a strong advocate for legal reform.

    It was not until years after his death that the identity of Mr. X was revealed in a biography about him. Reactions varied from minor surprise to total shock.

    Now we can know the top twelve discoveries made by Carl Sagan while he was stoned:

    12. The period of rotation of pulsar gc 9270 totally syncs up with the drum solo of in “In A Gadda Da Vida”

    11. “Twinkies Twinkies little stars, seem so close yet are so far”

    10. The theory of munchitivity: At times, peanut butter is more valuable than gold

    9. The sensor casing from a mass spectrometer makes a handy roach clip

    8. Some day, with all our advances in science and technology we will be able to land a man on the sun

    7. The Big Bong theory

    6. If you took a hit while travelling at the speed of light you’d get one major rush, dude

    5. Betty Crocker brownies > Duncan Hines brownies

    4. The theory of joint-relativity: a complex quantum physic equation that proves that the more pot you smoke the slower your arms will be able to travel with you

    3. Floyd rocks

    2. A single “you are here” sign will work everywhere

    1. Woah man, there are like a lot of stars, there must be hundreds of them, maybe even thousands! No wait ,millions! Wait, i’m on to something here!

  22. bob42 Avatar

    In the early ’70s, Carl Sagan was among many scientists, philosophers, and other accomplished professionals that gave their opinions of the plant. However, Sagan agreed to contribute on the condition that his identity be kept in strict confidence. He was known only as “Mr. X” who was a avid fan of moderate use, and a strong advocate for legal reform.
    It was not until years after his death that the identity of Mr. X was revealed in a biography about him. Reactions varied from minor surprise to total shock.
    Now we can know the top twelve discoveries made by Carl Sagan while he was stoned:

    12. The period of rotation of pulsar gc 9270 totally syncs up with the drum solo of in “In A Gadda Da Vida”
    11. “Twinkies Twinkies little stars, seem so close yet are so far”
    10. The theory of munchitivity: At times, peanut butter is more valuable than gold
    9. The sensor casing from a mass spectrometer makes a handy roach clip
    8. Some day, with all our advances in science and technology we will be able to land a man on the sun
    7. The Big Bong theory
    6. If you took a hit while travelling at the speed of light you’d get one major rush, dude
    5. Betty Crocker brownies > Duncan Hines brownies
    4. The theory of joint-relativity: a complex quantum physic equation that proves that the more pot you smoke the slower your arms will be able to travel with you
    3. Floyd rocks
    2. A single “you are here” sign will work everywhere
    1. Woah man, there are like a lot of stars, there must be hundreds of them, maybe even thousands! No wait ,millions! Wait, i’m on to something here!

  23. bweldon Avatar
    bweldon

    And the Bovine Processed Hay Award goes to this story

    Unemployment drops sharply to 9.4 %
    The unemployment rate was 9.4 percent, the Labor Department said, down from 9.8 percent in November, as 297,000 more people said they had found jobs.

    I will take with a grain of salt that the unemployment rate dropped .4% (look for revised figures upward in February). “Sharply” is when the unemployment rate soared from 4.9% to the current +9% numbers we are seeing today. Wanna bet this drop was because of season hiring? Excuse me if I do not get excited.

  24. squawkbox Avatar

    And the Bovine Processed Hay Award goes to this story

    Unemployment drops sharply to 9.4 %
    The unemployment rate was 9.4 percent, the Labor Department said, down from 9.8 percent in November, as 297,000 more people said they had found jobs.

    I will take with a grain of salt that the unemployment rate dropped .4% (look for revised figures upward in February). “Sharply” is when the unemployment rate soared from 4.9% to the current +9% numbers we are seeing today. Wanna bet this drop was because of season hiring? Excuse me if I do not get excited.

  25. meglettx Avatar

    #10.

    You’re an Islamophobe!

    The 3M President redirected NASA’s mission statement to “Muslim Outreach ” and educating the public about all the scientific achievements by mooslims since the beginning of time.

    I can think of one – I think the big bang was the very first Islamic terrorist setting off the “bomb of the universe”.

  26. Lawrence Avatar
    Lawrence

    #10.
    You’re an Islamophobe!
    The 3M President redirected NASA’s mission statement to “Muslim Outreach ” and educating the public about all the scientific achievements by mooslims since the beginning of time.
    I can think of one – I think the big bang was the very first Islamic terrorist setting off the “bomb of the universe”.

  27. Lawrence Avatar
    Lawrence

    #12. Squaw
    Here’s the analysis I believe:
    http://market-ticker.org/akcs-www?post=176723

  28. bweldon Avatar
    bweldon

    Okay bob I am calling Bovine processed hay here. After many years of research under varying states of mind i can say without a doubt

    5. Betty Crocker brownies > Duncan Hines brownies

  29. squawkbox Avatar

    Okay bob I am calling Bovine processed hay here. After many years of research under varying states of mind i can say without a doubt

    5. Betty Crocker brownies > Duncan Hines brownies

  30. bweldon Avatar
    bweldon

    Well that did not work well. Shoulda been “Is not greater than”.

    Where is the edit button? We got sub/super script. Wazzup wid dat?

  31. squawkbox Avatar

    Well that did not work well. Shoulda been “Is not greater than”.
    Where is the edit button? We got sub/super script. Wazzup wid dat?

  32. bweldon Avatar
    bweldon

    Thank ewe Lawrence.

    That last graph is telling.

  33. squawkbox Avatar

    Thank ewe Lawrence.
    That last graph is telling.

  34. bweldon Avatar
    bweldon

    Lawrents
    #13

    Thank ewe again. 😉

  35. squawkbox Avatar

    Lawrents
    #13
    Thank ewe again. 😉

  36. wagonburner Avatar
    wagonburner

    T minus three days, four hours, 30 minutes and counting. Then our long blog nightmare will be over.

  37. Hamous Avatar

    T minus three days, four hours, 30 minutes and counting. Then our long blog nightmare will be over.

  38. Tedtam Avatar

    I wonder how Pelosi felt when Boehner popped up with these comments (emphasis mine):

    No longer can we fall short. No longer can we kick the can down the road.

    The people voted to end business as usual, and today we begin carrying out their instructions

    After all, this is the people’s House. This is their Congress. It’s about them, not us. What they want is a government that is honest, accountable and responsive to their needs.

    Our aim will be to give government back to the people.

    “Legislators and the public will have three days to read bills before they come to a vote. Legislation will be more focused, properly scrutinized, and constitutionally sound. Committees, once bloated, will be smaller, with a renewed mission, including oversight. Old rules that have made it easy to increase spending will be replaced by new reforms that make it easier to cut spending.

    Openness once a tradition of this institution, but increasingly scarce in recent decades, will be the new standard. There were no open rules in the House in the last Congress. In this one, there will be many.

    …restore the House of Representatives as a place where the people’s will is done…

    That’s why it is critical this institution operate in a manner that permits a free exchange of ideas, and resolves our honest differences through a fair debate and a fair vote.

    That flesh-on-flesh sound was Nancy Pelosi getting thoroughly slapped. Unfortunately, her face is so stiff that I don’t think she could feel it.

    Sorry Wagonburner, I did not realize that you had something for today.

  39. Tedtam Avatar

    I wonder how Pelosi felt when Boehner popped up with these comments (emphasis mine):

    No longer can we fall short. No longer can we kick the can down the road.

    The people voted to end business as usual, and today we begin carrying out their instructions

    After all, this is the people’s House. This is their Congress. It’s about them, not us. What they want is a government that is honest, accountable and responsive to their needs.

    Our aim will be to give government back to the people.

    “Legislators and the public will have three days to read bills before they come to a vote. Legislation will be more focused, properly scrutinized, and constitutionally sound. Committees, once bloated, will be smaller, with a renewed mission, including oversight. Old rules that have made it easy to increase spending will be replaced by new reforms that make it easier to cut spending.

    Openness once a tradition of this institution, but increasingly scarce in recent decades, will be the new standard. There were no open rules in the House in the last Congress. In this one, there will be many.

    …restore the House of Representatives as a place where the people’s will is done…

    That’s why it is critical this institution operate in a manner that permits a free exchange of ideas, and resolves our honest differences through a fair debate and a fair vote.

    That flesh-on-flesh sound was Nancy Pelosi getting thoroughly slapped. Unfortunately, her face is so stiff that I don’t think she could feel it.
    Sorry Wagonburner, I did not realize that you had something for today.

  40. squawkbox Avatar

    Speaking of the arts again
    If you happen to be in San Francisco this weekend you could see this play. Important to note it is a one man play.

    FRIDAY, JANUARY 7, 7:00 P.M. “THE FEVER,” a one-man play by Wallace Shawn
    Wallace Shawn’s play, “The Fever” explores what a sensitive, well educated, arts loving and consumption-driven man or woman of any age discovers when his/her life-affirming existence is related to the often brutal suffering of others. In the bathroom of a hotel our “anti-hero” feverishly defends and relentlessly attacks his own way of life. Inner voices and imagined characters fuel his fever as he narrates and often attempts to enact his story.

    Yup just what I wanna watch. Some guy talking to himself in the bathroom. Sorta reminds me of people that insist on talking on the cell phone while sitting in the Walmart toilet.

  41. El Gordo Avatar

    Lowrents and Squack,

    No no no! You guys have it all wrong! The recovery is taking hold. You two are obviously in need of re-education. Just raise that debt ceiling and see how much better it gets.

    /

  42. Dude42 Avatar

    Lowrents and Squack,
    No no no! You guys have it all wrong! The recovery is taking hold. You two are obviously in need of re-education. Just raise that debt ceiling and see how much better it gets.
    /

  43. Adee Avatar
    Adee

    Good morning all. Brisk start again today at 37 and light frost all over. Weather is forecast to deteriorate fast this weekend followed by an Arctic blast of as-yet unknown severity in our area. It is winter after all.

    Thanks to Lawrence’s #15, which should chill everybody’s mood right now. Reality in the face of fog from the Feds. Do notice that the Not in Labor Force graph ends in a
    hockey stick, and we know how absolutely true the libs think hockey stick graphs are. So they must accept this one with no wiggle room, right? 🙂

  44. Adee Avatar
    Adee

    Good morning all. Brisk start again today at 37 and light frost all over. Weather is forecast to deteriorate fast this weekend followed by an Arctic blast of as-yet unknown severity in our area. It is winter after all.
    Thanks to Lawrence’s #15, which should chill everybody’s mood right now. Reality in the face of fog from the Feds. Do notice that the Not in Labor Force graph ends in a
    hockey stick, and we know how absolutely true the libs think hockey stick graphs are. So they must accept this one with no wiggle room, right? 🙂

  45. Katfish Avatar

    Don’t hit your mother in the head with a shovel. It leaves a dull impression on her mind.

  46. wagonburner Avatar
    wagonburner

    Don’t hit your mother in the head with a shovel. It leaves a dull impression on her mind.

  47. OletimerLin Avatar
    OletimerLin

    #16 Squawk, being somewhat of a science nerd, I think a side by side longitudinal study is suggested.

  48. bob42 Avatar

    #16 Squawk, being somewhat of a science nerd, I think a side by side longitudinal study is suggested.

  49. Hamous Avatar

    #25 Pyro: This conversation happened (perhaps) sometime in 2010. . . . .
    Breck Girl: Honest injun, sweetie, as soon as that old hag is dead I’ll marry you.
    Homewrecker: Oh Breck Girl, you are such an honorable man. I hope the old hag dies soon.
    Breck Girl: I’m doing all I can to increase her stress level so that she will want to die rather than face the humiliation that I really traded her in for a newer model.
    Homewrecker: But Breck Girl, what will happen when I get a little older, will you trade me in on a newer model as well?
    Breck Girl: Oh no swetie pie, I would never do that! Honest, you can trust me.

  50. Bonecrusher Avatar
    Bonecrusher

    #25 Pyro: This conversation happened (perhaps) sometime in 2010. . . . .
    Breck Girl: Honest injun, sweetie, as soon as that old hag is dead I’ll marry you.
    Homewrecker: Oh Breck Girl, you are such an honorable man. I hope the old hag dies soon.
    Breck Girl: I’m doing all I can to increase her stress level so that she will want to die rather than face the humiliation that I really traded her in for a newer model.
    Homewrecker: But Breck Girl, what will happen when I get a little older, will you trade me in on a newer model as well?
    Breck Girl: Oh no swetie pie, I would never do that! Honest, you can trust me.

  51. Hamous Avatar

    Some may think that my #29 above was/is in poor taste . . . . . . .and they would be correct.

  52. Bonecrusher Avatar
    Bonecrusher

    Some may think that my #29 above was/is in poor taste . . . . . . .and they would be correct.

  53. bweldon Avatar
    bweldon

    A little something for all you mathophiles out there. a bit of trivia for ya at your next party. This oughta wow your guests right out the front door.

    2011 is a prime number year …. first one since 2003.
    and
    2011 is also the sum of 11 CONSECUTIVE prime numbers: 2011=157+163+167+173+179+181+191+193+197+199+211

    I get a thrill all up and down my leg when I think of this.

  54. squawkbox Avatar

    A little something for all you mathophiles out there. a bit of trivia for ya at your next party. This oughta wow your guests right out the front door.
    2011 is a prime number year …. first one since 2003.
    and
    2011 is also the sum of 11 CONSECUTIVE prime numbers: 2011=157+163+167+173+179+181+191+193+197+199+211
    I get a thrill all up and down my leg when I think of this.

  55. OletimerLin Avatar
    OletimerLin

    I think She’s actually smart enough not to do it. But then, I could be wrong.

    Michele Bachmann, yes, Michele Bachmann is considering a presidential run, according to several of her aides who suddenly started talking about the subject with Minnesota reporters.

    In fact, the Iowa native (Waterloo) will travel to her home state later this month to talk against the massive spending of you-know-who at a fundraiser for the Iowans for Tax Relief PAC in Des Moines.

    Bachmann, now starting her third House term, has proven a media magnet like her like-minded fellow Republican conservative Sarah Palin; both are often quoted, often derisively. This fall, Bachmann was targeted by numerous prominent Democrats but proved adept at raising both many dollars and votes.

    Consumers of American political news should always be wary when they read about politicians’ aides speaking enthusiastically about what their boss might possibly perhaps be thinking. These spokespersons do not speak of such things without advance approval or direction as in: “See that you suppress this leak widely.”

  56. bob42 Avatar

    I think She’s actually smart enough not to do it. But then, I could be wrong.

    Michele Bachmann, yes, Michele Bachmann is considering a presidential run, according to several of her aides who suddenly started talking about the subject with Minnesota reporters.
    In fact, the Iowa native (Waterloo) will travel to her home state later this month to talk against the massive spending of you-know-who at a fundraiser for the Iowans for Tax Relief PAC in Des Moines.
    Bachmann, now starting her third House term, has proven a media magnet like her like-minded fellow Republican conservative Sarah Palin; both are often quoted, often derisively. This fall, Bachmann was targeted by numerous prominent Democrats but proved adept at raising both many dollars and votes.
    Consumers of American political news should always be wary when they read about politicians’ aides speaking enthusiastically about what their boss might possibly perhaps be thinking. These spokespersons do not speak of such things without advance approval or direction as in: “See that you suppress this leak widely.”

  57. Sarge Avatar
    Sarge

    25 wagonburner says:
    January 7, 2011 at 9:25 am
    The Breck Girl is now engaged to his trusty steed Sea Biscuit.

    You, Politico, AoSHQ and others have been taken in by an old Internet chain letter.

    Dangit! This is actually an old story… sometimes these get sent around the internet, with no date on them, and people (like me) take them for current.

    As commenters havedash and lillikoi point out, details in the article — like a reference to the “divorce being final” in the future — make it clear it’s old. Like, a year old, maybe more.

    What remains true is that 1) John Edwards is a d!ck and 2) Reille Hunter looks like an old moccasin with fake boobs.

    Note to self and Politico:

    Jan 17 comes every year.

  58. Sarge Avatar
    Sarge

    25 wagonburner says:
    January 7, 2011 at 9:25 am
    The Breck Girl is now engaged to his trusty steed Sea Biscuit.

    You, Politico, AoSHQ and others have been taken in by an old Internet chain letter.

    Dangit! This is actually an old story… sometimes these get sent around the internet, with no date on them, and people (like me) take them for current.
    As commenters havedash and lillikoi point out, details in the article — like a reference to the “divorce being final” in the future — make it clear it’s old. Like, a year old, maybe more.
    What remains true is that 1) John Edwards is a d!ck and 2) Reille Hunter looks like an old moccasin with fake boobs.

    Note to self and Politico:
    Jan 17 comes every year.

  59. OletimerLin Avatar
    OletimerLin

    For Best Webcomic, I hanged my chad for Jesus & Mo.

    Naturally, Dilbert got my vote for best print comic strip.

  60. bob42 Avatar

    For Best Webcomic, I hanged my chad for Jesus & Mo.
    Naturally, Dilbert got my vote for best print comic strip.

  61. OletimerLin Avatar
    OletimerLin

    Darn it. I forgot to include a linkie to the comic poll.

    I blame Obama.

  62. bob42 Avatar

    Darn it. I forgot to include a linkie to the comic poll.
    I blame Obama.

  63. bweldon Avatar
    bweldon

    More reason why I skipped the vote:
    Sounds like the 2008 McCain to me
    John McCain ran way right of the right to get reelected Senator of Arizona.

    Scroll down the page to the McCain vidiot w/ Lauer.

    Here is but one piece of the trannyscript to make my point

    LAUER:
    Hopes and dreams. Right now a lot of people want things to get done, and yet we’re already hearing where the Republicans and Democrats are going to be butting heads over the next couple of weeks and months. How contentious do you expect these next few week to be?

    Sen. McCAIN:
    I think Republicans can’t forget that the last election wasn’t a vote of approval of Republicans as much a disapproval of the way we’ve been doing business . I think there — we can find areas to work together on cutting spending, getting our economy going again, job creation. But I also think that there are clearly philosophical differences between the way we’ve been doing business in the last couple of years to the way we should be doing business , at least in the opinion of the majority of the American people . But let me just mention two things, Matt. I think we can work with the president. I’ll be introducing again, along with Senator Coats , an enhanced rescission version of the line item veto…
    AND

    LAUER:
    When the health care bill became law, or passed last year, you said that there would be no more cooperation for the rest of the year. You also voiced some strong opposition to some of the legislation the Democrats were pushing through Congress in the lame duck session , the spending bill, the repeal of “Don’t_Ask,_Don’t_Tell.” So is — are you in the mood for cooperation right now, Senator ? I mean, is that — is that what your — where your mind-set is?
    Sen. McCAIN:
    Absolutely. On the issue of the health care bill, I think we fought the good fight and I think we at least won a moral victory on it, at least in the view of the American people . As far as some of the other issues are concerned, lame duck sessions are to keep the Congress and the government in operation. I’m pleased we defeated the omnibus appropriations bill and for the first time really passed a bill without earmarks in it. So — but overall, I think we should have had — kept the government in being — extend the tax cuts and going home .

  64. squawkbox Avatar

    More reason why I skipped the vote:
    Sounds like the 2008 McCain to me
    John McCain ran way right of the right to get reelected Senator of Arizona.
    Scroll down the page to the McCain vidiot w/ Lauer.
    Here is but one piece of the trannyscript to make my point

    LAUER:
    Hopes and dreams. Right now a lot of people want things to get done, and yet we’re already hearing where the Republicans and Democrats are going to be butting heads over the next couple of weeks and months. How contentious do you expect these next few week to be?
    Sen. McCAIN:
    I think Republicans can’t forget that the last election wasn’t a vote of approval of Republicans as much a disapproval of the way we’ve been doing business . I think there — we can find areas to work together on cutting spending, getting our economy going again, job creation. But I also think that there are clearly philosophical differences between the way we’ve been doing business in the last couple of years to the way we should be doing business , at least in the opinion of the majority of the American people . But let me just mention two things, Matt. I think we can work with the president. I’ll be introducing again, along with Senator Coats , an enhanced rescission version of the line item veto…
    AND
    LAUER:
    When the health care bill became law, or passed last year, you said that there would be no more cooperation for the rest of the year. You also voiced some strong opposition to some of the legislation the Democrats were pushing through Congress in the lame duck session , the spending bill, the repeal of “Don’t_Ask,_Don’t_Tell.” So is — are you in the mood for cooperation right now, Senator ? I mean, is that — is that what your — where your mind-set is?
    Sen. McCAIN:
    Absolutely. On the issue of the health care bill, I think we fought the good fight and I think we at least won a moral victory on it, at least in the view of the American people . As far as some of the other issues are concerned, lame duck sessions are to keep the Congress and the government in operation. I’m pleased we defeated the omnibus appropriations bill and for the first time really passed a bill without earmarks in it. So — but overall, I think we should have had — kept the government in being — extend the tax cuts and going home .

  65. wagonburner Avatar
    wagonburner

    Uh oh. It’s on now! He’s a hero of the looney left for saying Bush hates black people. But he’s gone too far now. They’ll crucify him.

  66. Hamous Avatar

    Uh oh. It’s on now! He’s a hero of the looney left for saying Bush hates black people. But he’s gone too far now. They’ll crucify him.

  67. OletimerLin Avatar
    OletimerLin

    It should have been obvious from the start, but they’ve finally figured out what caused all those birds to die mid flight.

  68. bob42 Avatar

    It should have been obvious from the start, but they’ve finally figured out what caused all those birds to die mid flight.

  69. Katfish Avatar

    Tiger 1: Those big metal things sure are hard to catch and if you do, they’re really tough.

    Tiger 2: Yabbut, sometimes you get lucky and the meaty filling comes out. Now, THAT’s tasty!!

  70. wagonburner Avatar
    wagonburner

    Tiger 1: Those big metal things sure are hard to catch and if you do, they’re really tough.
    Tiger 2: Yabbut, sometimes you get lucky and the meaty filling comes out. Now, THAT’s tasty!!

  71. texanadian Avatar
    texanadian

    OK the last one to leave please turn out the lights.
    Illinois Lawmakers Propose 75 Percent Income Tax Hike.
    Yup That’ll lower the population in this “Rust Belt” state.

  72. Super Dave Avatar
    Super Dave

    OK the last one to leave please turn out the lights.
    Illinois Lawmakers Propose 75 Percent Income Tax Hike.
    Yup That’ll lower the population in this “Rust Belt” state.

  73. Hamous Avatar

    From #54 yesterday’s o/c

    Sometimes I actually miss Shammy. And sometimes I think a few of y’all do too.

    Not no but HE!! NO NOT EVEN A LITTLE BIT! I miss him like I miss having the dry heaves and explosive diarrhea at the same time with a splitting migraine.

  74. Bonecrusher Avatar
    Bonecrusher

    From #54 yesterday’s o/c

    Sometimes I actually miss Shammy. And sometimes I think a few of y’all do too.

    Not no but HE!! NO NOT EVEN A LITTLE BIT! I miss him like I miss having the dry heaves and explosive diarrhea at the same time with a splitting migraine.

  75. texanadian Avatar
    texanadian

    #44 Bonecrusher

    I miss having the dry heaves and explosive diarrhea at the same time

    Thanks for visual. 😕

  76. Super Dave Avatar
    Super Dave

    #44 Bonecrusher

    I miss having the dry heaves and explosive diarrhea at the same time

    Thanks for visual. 😕

  77. Simple Simon Avatar
    Simple Simon

    44 Bonehead,

    I don’t know where Shammy went, but I miss him to the same degree that I would miss you or Sarge. A steady diet of the same gourmet meal over and over would become unappealing after a while. Sometimes it is a good thing to hear opposite points of view.

    The best leaders always encourage diverse points of view and those that don’t end up starring in their own Greek Tragedy.

    Simple

  78. Simple Simon Avatar
    Simple Simon

    44 Bonehead,
    I don’t know where Shammy went, but I miss him to the same degree that I would miss you or Sarge. A steady diet of the same gourmet meal over and over would become unappealing after a while. Sometimes it is a good thing to hear opposite points of view.
    The best leaders always encourage diverse points of view and those that don’t end up starring in their own Greek Tragedy.
    Simple

  79. mharper42 Avatar
    mharper42

    Thursday Bobby #54

    Just to be clear M42, I’m skeptical of everything for which there is insubstantial or questionable evidence. This includes conspiracy theories such as chemtrails

    Bob, you ignorant wisshole, I never posted about chemtrails. I merely commented that I was agreeing with what I thought you had said, namely there was a nice clear sky that day. And in that nice clear sky, I saw a very stable jet contrail that had not broken up at all.

    End of story. No conspiracy. Sheesh.

    I’d say Have a Nice Day, but you’d probably go off on some other conspiracy diatribe.

  80. mharper42 Avatar
    mharper42

    Thursday Bobby #54

    Just to be clear M42, I’m skeptical of everything for which there is insubstantial or questionable evidence. This includes conspiracy theories such as chemtrails

    Bob, you ignorant wisshole, I never posted about chemtrails. I merely commented that I was agreeing with what I thought you had said, namely there was a nice clear sky that day. And in that nice clear sky, I saw a very stable jet contrail that had not broken up at all.
    End of story. No conspiracy. Sheesh.
    I’d say Have a Nice Day, but you’d probably go off on some other conspiracy diatribe.

  81. Katfish Avatar

    There’s a new post on the front porch, if you’re interested.

  82. wagonburner Avatar
    wagonburner

    There’s a new post on the front porch, if you’re interested.

  83. bweldon Avatar
    bweldon

    FWIW
    I miss Shammy and the exchanges he and I had. Shame he is not around. Guess he did not follow the link to hamous.org.

  84. squawkbox Avatar

    FWIW
    I miss Shammy and the exchanges he and I had. Shame he is not around. Guess he did not follow the link to hamous.org.

  85. Hamous Avatar

    #46 Simple: Opposing views are great, well thought out and supported positions that do not agree with mine – no problemo. I have ZERO tolerance for a libterdnozzle mooooslim/terrorist apologist who merely comments to stir the pot. There is not ever any thing edifying in dealing with a stain like the shamwow.

  86. Bonecrusher Avatar
    Bonecrusher

    #46 Simple: Opposing views are great, well thought out and supported positions that do not agree with mine – no problemo. I have ZERO tolerance for a libterdnozzle mooooslim/terrorist apologist who merely comments to stir the pot. There is not ever any thing edifying in dealing with a stain like the shamwow.

  87. Hamous Avatar

    #46 I don’t much care for the character either.

  88. Bonecrusher Avatar
    Bonecrusher

    #46 I don’t much care for the character either.

  89. wagonburner Avatar
    wagonburner

    The best leaders always encourage diverse points of view

    Let me say this about that – I certainly encourage diverse points of view here. Izzy was someone that most of the time had another viewpoint. A whacked-out viewpoint IMO, but a viewpoint nonetheless. Shamaarlatan was, plain and simple, a troll of the first order. He rarely offered anything to a discussion, he just liked to take a stick and stir the ant bed. Trolling is not a point of view. It’s a disruptive practice that offers nothing of import to a discussion.

  90. Hamous Avatar

    The best leaders always encourage diverse points of view

    Let me say this about that – I certainly encourage diverse points of view here. Izzy was someone that most of the time had another viewpoint. A whacked-out viewpoint IMO, but a viewpoint nonetheless. Shamaarlatan was, plain and simple, a troll of the first order. He rarely offered anything to a discussion, he just liked to take a stick and stir the ant bed. Trolling is not a point of view. It’s a disruptive practice that offers nothing of import to a discussion.

  91. El Gordo Avatar

    I miss Shammy. But my aim is improving!

    /bah dump… bump

  92. Dude42 Avatar

    I miss Shammy. But my aim is improving!
    /bah dump… bump

  93. Hamous Avatar

    The following just came in my inbox:

    If you don’t like the nasty label, stop living the stereo-type.

    I’m 63 and I’m Tired ” ……….

    Robert A. Hall is the actor who plays the coroner on CSI if you watch that show. He is also a Marine Vietnam War veteran and past Senator of Massachusetts.

    “I’m 63 and I’m Tired”

    by Robert A. Hall

    I’m 63. Except for one semester in college when jobs were scarce and a six-month period when I was between jobs, but job-hunting every day, I’ve worked hard since I was 18. Despite some health challenges, I still put in 50-hour weeks, and haven’t called in sick in seven or eight years. I make a good salary, but I didn’t inherit my job or my income, and I worked to get where I am. Given the economy, there’s no retirement in sight, and I’m tired. Very tired.

    I’m tired of being told that I have to “spread the wealth” to people who don’t have my work ethic.

    I’m tired of being told the government will take the money I earned, by force if necessary, and give it to people too lazy to earn it.

    I’m tired of being told that I have to pay more taxes to “keep people in their homes.” Sure, if they lost their jobs or got sick, I’m willing to help. But if they bought Mc Mansions at three times the price of our paid-off, $250,000 condo, on one-third of my salary, then let the left-wing Congress-critters who passed Fannie and Freddie and the Community Reinvestment Act that created the bubble help them with their own money.

    I’m tired of being told how bad America is by left-wing millionaires like Michael Moore, George Soros and Hollywood Entertainers who live in luxury because of the opportunities America offers. In thirty years, if they get their way, the United States will have the economy of Zimbabwe , the freedom of the press of China the crime and violence of Mexico , the tolerance for Christian people of Iran , and the freedom of speech of Venezuela …

    I’m tired of being told that Islam is a “Religion of Peace,” when every day I can read dozens of stories of Muslim men killing their sisters, wives and daughters for their family “honor”; of Muslims rioting over some slight offense; of Muslims murdering Christian and Jews because they aren’t “believers”; of Muslims burning schools for girls; of Muslims stoning teenage rape victims to death for “adultery”; of Muslims mutilating the genitals of little girls; all in the name of Allah, because the Qur’an and Shari’a law tells them to.

    I’m tired of being told that “race doesn’t matter” in the post-racial world of Obama, when it’s all that matters in affirmative action jobs, lower college admission and graduation standards for minorities (harming them the most), government contract set-asides, tolerance for the ghetto culture of violence and fatherless children that hurts minorities more than anyone, and in the appointment of U.S. Senators from Illinois.

    I think it’s very cool that we have a black president and that a black child is doing her homework at the desk where Lincoln wrote the Emancipation Proclamation. I just wish the black president was Condi Rice, or someone who believes more in freedom and the individual and less arrogantly of an all-knowing government.

    I’m tired of a news media that thinks Bush’s fundraising and inaugural expenses were obscene, but thinks that Obama’s, at triple the cost, were wonderful; that thinks Bush exercising daily was a waste of presidential time, but Obama exercising is a great example for the public to control weight and stress; that picked over every line of Bush’s military records, but never demanded that Kerry release his; that slammed Palin, with two years as governor, for being too inexperienced for VP, but touted Obama with three years as senator as potentially the best president ever. Wonder why people are dropping their subscriptions or switching to Fox News? Get a clue. I didn’t vote for Bush in 2000, but the media and Kerry drove me to his camp in 2004.

    I’m tired of being told that out of “tolerance for other cultures” we must let Saudi Arabia use our oil money to fund mosques and mandrassa Islamic schools to preach hate in America , while no American group is allowed to fund a church, synagogue or religious school in Saudi Arabia to teach love and tolerance.

    I’m tired of being told I must lower my living standard to fight global warming, which no one is allowed to debate. My wife and I live in a two-bedroom apartment and carpool together five miles to our jobs. We also own a three-bedroom condo where our daughter and granddaughter live. Our carbon footprint is about 5% of Al Gore’s, and if you’re greener than Gore, you’re green enough.

    I’m tired of being told that drug addicts have a disease, and I must help support and treat them, and pay for the damage they do. Did a giant germ rush out of a dark alley, grab them, and stuff white powder up their noses while they tried to fight it off? I don ‘t think Gay people choose to be Gay, but I #@*# sure think druggies chose to take drugs. And I’m tired of harassment from cool people treating me like a freak when I tell them I never tried marijuana.

    I’m tired of illegal aliens being called “undocumented workers,” especially the ones who aren’t working, but are living on welfare or crime. What’s next? Calling drug dealers, “Undocumented Pharmacists”? And, no, I’m not against Hispanics. Most of them are Catholic, and it’s been a few hundred years since Catholics wanted to kill me for my religion. I’m willing to fast track for citizenship any Hispanic person, who can speak English, doesn’t have a criminal record and who is self -supporting without family on welfare, or who serves honorably for three years in our military…. Those are the citizens we need.

    I’m tired of latte liberals and journalists, who would never wear the uniform of the Republic themselves, or let their entitlement-handicapped kids near a recruiting station, trashing our military. They and their kids can sit at home, never having to make split-second decisions under life and death circumstances, and bad mouth better people than themselves. Do bad things happen in war? You bet. Do our troops sometimes misbehave? Sure. Does this compare with the atrocities that were the policy of our enemies for the last fifty years and still are? Not even close So here’s the deal. I’ll let my self be subjected to all the humiliation and abuse that was heaped on terrorists at Abu Ghraib or Gitmo, and the critics can let themselves be subject to captivity by the Muslims, who tortured and beheaded Daniel Pearl in Pakistan, or the Muslims who tortured and murdered Marine Lt. Col. William Higgins in Lebanon, or the Muslims who ran the blood-spattered Al Qaeda torture rooms our troops found in Iraq, or the Muslims who cut off the heads of schoolgirls in Indoesia, because the girls were Christian. Then we’ll compare notes. British and American soldiers are the only troops in history that civilians came to for help and handouts, instead of hiding from in fear.

    I’m tired of people telling me that their party has a corner on virtue and the other party has a corner on corruption. Read the papers; bums are bipartisan. And I’m tired of people telling me we need bipartisanship. I live in Illinois , where the “Illinois Combine” of Democrats has worked to loot the public for years. Not to mention the tax cheats in Obama’s cabinet.

    I’m tired of hearing wealthy athletes, entertainers and politicians of both parties talking about innocent mistakes, stupid mistakes or youthful mistakes, when we all know they think their only mistake was getting caught. I’m tired of people with a sense of entitlement, rich or poor.

    Speaking of poor, I’m tired of hearing people with air-conditioned homes, color TVs and two cars called poor. The majority of Americans didn’t have that in 1970, but we didn’t know we were “poor” The poverty pimps have to keep changing the definition of poor to keep the dollars flowing.

    I’m real tired of people who don’t take responsibility for their lives and actions. I’m tired of hearing them blame the government, or discrimination or big-whatever for their problems.

    Yes, I’m #@*% tired. But I’m also glad to be 63, because, mostly, I’m not going to have to see the world these people are making. I’m just sorry for my granddaughter

    Robert A. Hall is a Marine Vietnam veteran who served five terms in the Massachusetts State Senate.

    There is no way this will be widely publicized, unless each of us sends it on!

    This is your chance to make a difference.

  94. Bonecrusher Avatar
    Bonecrusher

    The following just came in my inbox:

    If you don’t like the nasty label, stop living the stereo-type.
    I’m 63 and I’m Tired ” ……….
    Robert A. Hall is the actor who plays the coroner on CSI if you watch that show. He is also a Marine Vietnam War veteran and past Senator of Massachusetts.
    “I’m 63 and I’m Tired”
    by Robert A. Hall
    I’m 63. Except for one semester in college when jobs were scarce and a six-month period when I was between jobs, but job-hunting every day, I’ve worked hard since I was 18. Despite some health challenges, I still put in 50-hour weeks, and haven’t called in sick in seven or eight years. I make a good salary, but I didn’t inherit my job or my income, and I worked to get where I am. Given the economy, there’s no retirement in sight, and I’m tired. Very tired.
    I’m tired of being told that I have to “spread the wealth” to people who don’t have my work ethic.
    I’m tired of being told the government will take the money I earned, by force if necessary, and give it to people too lazy to earn it.
    I’m tired of being told that I have to pay more taxes to “keep people in their homes.” Sure, if they lost their jobs or got sick, I’m willing to help. But if they bought Mc Mansions at three times the price of our paid-off, $250,000 condo, on one-third of my salary, then let the left-wing Congress-critters who passed Fannie and Freddie and the Community Reinvestment Act that created the bubble help them with their own money.
    I’m tired of being told how bad America is by left-wing millionaires like Michael Moore, George Soros and Hollywood Entertainers who live in luxury because of the opportunities America offers. In thirty years, if they get their way, the United States will have the economy of Zimbabwe , the freedom of the press of China the crime and violence of Mexico , the tolerance for Christian people of Iran , and the freedom of speech of Venezuela …
    I’m tired of being told that Islam is a “Religion of Peace,” when every day I can read dozens of stories of Muslim men killing their sisters, wives and daughters for their family “honor”; of Muslims rioting over some slight offense; of Muslims murdering Christian and Jews because they aren’t “believers”; of Muslims burning schools for girls; of Muslims stoning teenage rape victims to death for “adultery”; of Muslims mutilating the genitals of little girls; all in the name of Allah, because the Qur’an and Shari’a law tells them to.
    I’m tired of being told that “race doesn’t matter” in the post-racial world of Obama, when it’s all that matters in affirmative action jobs, lower college admission and graduation standards for minorities (harming them the most), government contract set-asides, tolerance for the ghetto culture of violence and fatherless children that hurts minorities more than anyone, and in the appointment of U.S. Senators from Illinois.
    I think it’s very cool that we have a black president and that a black child is doing her homework at the desk where Lincoln wrote the Emancipation Proclamation. I just wish the black president was Condi Rice, or someone who believes more in freedom and the individual and less arrogantly of an all-knowing government.
    I’m tired of a news media that thinks Bush’s fundraising and inaugural expenses were obscene, but thinks that Obama’s, at triple the cost, were wonderful; that thinks Bush exercising daily was a waste of presidential time, but Obama exercising is a great example for the public to control weight and stress; that picked over every line of Bush’s military records, but never demanded that Kerry release his; that slammed Palin, with two years as governor, for being too inexperienced for VP, but touted Obama with three years as senator as potentially the best president ever. Wonder why people are dropping their subscriptions or switching to Fox News? Get a clue. I didn’t vote for Bush in 2000, but the media and Kerry drove me to his camp in 2004.
    I’m tired of being told that out of “tolerance for other cultures” we must let Saudi Arabia use our oil money to fund mosques and mandrassa Islamic schools to preach hate in America , while no American group is allowed to fund a church, synagogue or religious school in Saudi Arabia to teach love and tolerance.
    I’m tired of being told I must lower my living standard to fight global warming, which no one is allowed to debate. My wife and I live in a two-bedroom apartment and carpool together five miles to our jobs. We also own a three-bedroom condo where our daughter and granddaughter live. Our carbon footprint is about 5% of Al Gore’s, and if you’re greener than Gore, you’re green enough.
    I’m tired of being told that drug addicts have a disease, and I must help support and treat them, and pay for the damage they do. Did a giant germ rush out of a dark alley, grab them, and stuff white powder up their noses while they tried to fight it off? I don ‘t think Gay people choose to be Gay, but I #@*# sure think druggies chose to take drugs. And I’m tired of harassment from cool people treating me like a freak when I tell them I never tried marijuana.
    I’m tired of illegal aliens being called “undocumented workers,” especially the ones who aren’t working, but are living on welfare or crime. What’s next? Calling drug dealers, “Undocumented Pharmacists”? And, no, I’m not against Hispanics. Most of them are Catholic, and it’s been a few hundred years since Catholics wanted to kill me for my religion. I’m willing to fast track for citizenship any Hispanic person, who can speak English, doesn’t have a criminal record and who is self -supporting without family on welfare, or who serves honorably for three years in our military…. Those are the citizens we need.
    I’m tired of latte liberals and journalists, who would never wear the uniform of the Republic themselves, or let their entitlement-handicapped kids near a recruiting station, trashing our military. They and their kids can sit at home, never having to make split-second decisions under life and death circumstances, and bad mouth better people than themselves. Do bad things happen in war? You bet. Do our troops sometimes misbehave? Sure. Does this compare with the atrocities that were the policy of our enemies for the last fifty years and still are? Not even close So here’s the deal. I’ll let my self be subjected to all the humiliation and abuse that was heaped on terrorists at Abu Ghraib or Gitmo, and the critics can let themselves be subject to captivity by the Muslims, who tortured and beheaded Daniel Pearl in Pakistan, or the Muslims who tortured and murdered Marine Lt. Col. William Higgins in Lebanon, or the Muslims who ran the blood-spattered Al Qaeda torture rooms our troops found in Iraq, or the Muslims who cut off the heads of schoolgirls in Indoesia, because the girls were Christian. Then we’ll compare notes. British and American soldiers are the only troops in history that civilians came to for help and handouts, instead of hiding from in fear.
    I’m tired of people telling me that their party has a corner on virtue and the other party has a corner on corruption. Read the papers; bums are bipartisan. And I’m tired of people telling me we need bipartisanship. I live in Illinois , where the “Illinois Combine” of Democrats has worked to loot the public for years. Not to mention the tax cheats in Obama’s cabinet.
    I’m tired of hearing wealthy athletes, entertainers and politicians of both parties talking about innocent mistakes, stupid mistakes or youthful mistakes, when we all know they think their only mistake was getting caught. I’m tired of people with a sense of entitlement, rich or poor.
    Speaking of poor, I’m tired of hearing people with air-conditioned homes, color TVs and two cars called poor. The majority of Americans didn’t have that in 1970, but we didn’t know we were “poor” The poverty pimps have to keep changing the definition of poor to keep the dollars flowing.
    I’m real tired of people who don’t take responsibility for their lives and actions. I’m tired of hearing them blame the government, or discrimination or big-whatever for their problems.
    Yes, I’m #@*% tired. But I’m also glad to be 63, because, mostly, I’m not going to have to see the world these people are making. I’m just sorry for my granddaughter
    Robert A. Hall is a Marine Vietnam veteran who served five terms in the Massachusetts State Senate.
    There is no way this will be widely publicized, unless each of us sends it on!
    This is your chance to make a difference.

  95. OletimerLin Avatar
    OletimerLin

    #47 Harper, my distinguished fellow commenter.

    Bob, you ignorant wisshole, I never posted about chemtrails.

    No, you didn’t. But this is what you wrote yesterday afternoon.

    Not only that frothing-at-the-mouth thing the other day about the contrails/chemtrails, but then today a shabby attack on Sarge.

    I merely attempted to clarify what appeared to be misunderstanding.

  96. bob42 Avatar

    #47 Harper, my distinguished fellow commenter.

    Bob, you ignorant wisshole, I never posted about chemtrails.

    No, you didn’t. But this is what you wrote yesterday afternoon.

    Not only that frothing-at-the-mouth thing the other day about the contrails/chemtrails, but then today a shabby attack on Sarge.

    I merely attempted to clarify what appeared to be misunderstanding.

  97. bweldon Avatar
    bweldon

    Here is proof what chemtrails can do to people. uou will never see me do this or be around the people that do unless i am sprayed with chemtrail mist.

  98. squawkbox Avatar

    Here is proof what chemtrails can do to people. uou will never see me do this or be around the people that do unless i am sprayed with chemtrail mist.

  99. meglettx Avatar

    #56. The one on the right is looking pretty good for her presumed age.

    I was always partial to natural blondes, though.

  100. Lawrence Avatar
    Lawrence

    #56. The one on the right is looking pretty good for her presumed age.
    I was always partial to natural blondes, though.

  101. Tedtam Avatar

    Ah, yes, Shammy was good at changing the argument when he was losing, just to keep the argument going.

    I rather enjoy visualizing him as the floor around the toilet in the men’s room in a bar.

  102. Tedtam Avatar

    Ah, yes, Shammy was good at changing the argument when he was losing, just to keep the argument going.
    I rather enjoy visualizing him as the floor around the toilet in the men’s room in a bar.

  103. Adee Avatar
    Adee

    Shammy shrank pretty well if you just ignored him.

  104. Adee Avatar
    Adee

    Shammy shrank pretty well if you just ignored him.

  105. Hamous Avatar

    358 Crazy Aunt: That is really degrading. . . . . . . . . . . to the floor. At least the floor serves a useful function.

  106. Bonecrusher Avatar
    Bonecrusher

    358 Crazy Aunt: That is really degrading. . . . . . . . . . . to the floor. At least the floor serves a useful function.

  107. Katfish Avatar

    This is what happens when you contaminate your precious bodily fluids and lose your purity of essence.

  108. wagonburner Avatar
    wagonburner

    This is what happens when you contaminate your precious bodily fluids and lose your purity of essence.

  109. Tedtam Avatar

    #60 Boney

    Yeah, I agree. And floors have a bottom below which they won’t go.

  110. Tedtam Avatar

    #60 Boney
    Yeah, I agree. And floors have a bottom below which they won’t go.

  111. Hamous Avatar

    #61 Pyro: I am unaware that there are any scientifically valid (double blind) tests where floridated water, in the absence of regular floridated toothpaste use, had any positive effects on dental health. Nor have I seen any studies that indicate that floridated water in the presence of regular floridated toothpaste use had any increase of dental health. In short, has there been any scientific evidence that taking floride internally improves dental health? Is there any evidence that floridated toothpaste alone is insufficient or that floridated water provides any benefit beyond that obtained by floridated toothpaste??
    Can anyone buy toothpaste that is not floridated? When one considers the huge marketing campaign carried out by the toothpaste mfgrs at or about the same time that the water started being floridated; which one really caused the improvement??

  112. Bonecrusher Avatar
    Bonecrusher

    #61 Pyro: I am unaware that there are any scientifically valid (double blind) tests where floridated water, in the absence of regular floridated toothpaste use, had any positive effects on dental health. Nor have I seen any studies that indicate that floridated water in the presence of regular floridated toothpaste use had any increase of dental health. In short, has there been any scientific evidence that taking floride internally improves dental health? Is there any evidence that floridated toothpaste alone is insufficient or that floridated water provides any benefit beyond that obtained by floridated toothpaste??
    Can anyone buy toothpaste that is not floridated? When one considers the huge marketing campaign carried out by the toothpaste mfgrs at or about the same time that the water started being floridated; which one really caused the improvement??

  113. Simple Simon Avatar
    Simple Simon

    Bonehead,

    The guy on CSI is Robert David Hall.

    Robert A. Hall was a two time State Senator from Mass.

    Simple

  114. Simple Simon Avatar
    Simple Simon

    Bonehead,
    The guy on CSI is Robert David Hall.
    Robert A. Hall was a two time State Senator from Mass.
    Simple

  115. Texpat Avatar
    Texpat

    TGIF yall Hamoustonians™

    If we’re voting………………….I miss Schmacktle, DJ (the original) and Shakey a quadrillion times more than the aforementioned agitator of kitchen ware……………

    I’d like to see the newer DJ pop in occasionally but I reckon he’s a very busy fellow!

  116. Katfish Avatar

    TGIF yall Hamoustonians™
    If we’re voting………………….I miss Schmacktle, DJ (the original) and Shakey a quadrillion times more than the aforementioned agitator of kitchen ware……………
    I’d like to see the newer DJ pop in occasionally but I reckon he’s a very busy fellow!

  117. Katfish Avatar

    #68
    yep

    I was wondering if anyone would catch that.

  118. wagonburner Avatar
    wagonburner

    #68
    yep
    I was wondering if anyone would catch that.

  119. Tedtam Avatar

    I stopped off at a couple of yard sales (one an “estate” sale, the other a plain ol’ yard sale) and snagged a few items cheap. I have a sister that collects milk glass and hippos. The last few years I’ve given her some cute hippo ornaments (good looking hippos are hard to find – go easy on the fat jokes, guys). I picked up this item for $5.00, feeling good about it. Also purchased this item for $8.00, feeling good about it, too. Her milk glass collection is really pretty when it’s all together in her china cabinet.

    I also found some canisters that I needed for the kitchen. The canisters I’ve been looking at were anywhere from $5-$8 each, depending upon style, size, and make. I found three of them today for $1.00 each.

    I wish I had more money and more space. The estate sale was very good – lots of tools in good condition, military memorabilia (obviously the home of a military man), some nice rosaries, lots of furniture in good condition, and OH MY GOODNESS the stock pots! They musta had seven of ’em! I guess the lady of the house did a lot of cooking or canning. The yard sale had an old kitchen hutch that I wanted to bring home – in good condition, with drawers and storage space, and it looked cool.

    Ah, well, another day….

  120. Tedtam Avatar

    I stopped off at a couple of yard sales (one an “estate” sale, the other a plain ol’ yard sale) and snagged a few items cheap. I have a sister that collects milk glass and hippos. The last few years I’ve given her some cute hippo ornaments (good looking hippos are hard to find – go easy on the fat jokes, guys). I picked up this item for $5.00, feeling good about it. Also purchased this item for $8.00, feeling good about it, too. Her milk glass collection is really pretty when it’s all together in her china cabinet.
    I also found some canisters that I needed for the kitchen. The canisters I’ve been looking at were anywhere from $5-$8 each, depending upon style, size, and make. I found three of them today for $1.00 each.
    I wish I had more money and more space. The estate sale was very good – lots of tools in good condition, military memorabilia (obviously the home of a military man), some nice rosaries, lots of furniture in good condition, and OH MY GOODNESS the stock pots! They musta had seven of ’em! I guess the lady of the house did a lot of cooking or canning. The yard sale had an old kitchen hutch that I wanted to bring home – in good condition, with drawers and storage space, and it looked cool.
    Ah, well, another day….

  121. Tedtam Avatar

    Well, here’s another idiot with too much time on his hands and not enough brain cells to entertain himself intelligently.

  122. Tedtam Avatar

    Well, here’s another idiot with too much time on his hands and not enough brain cells to entertain himself intelligently.

  123. bweldon Avatar
    bweldon

    Seems appropriate, although I cannot say why.

  124. Tedtam Avatar

    AGGIES SCORE!

    On the field, too!

    WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP!

  125. Tedtam Avatar

    AGGIES SCORE!
    On the field, too!
    WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP!

  126. Tedtam Avatar

    AGGIES INTERCEPT!

    The game is starting out well.

  127. Tedtam Avatar

    AGGIES INTERCEPT!
    The game is starting out well.

  128. Katfish Avatar

    #76 crazy aunt
    That’s one good thing about those Aggies.

    When they score, you score.

    Gag ’em, Iggies.

  129. wagonburner Avatar
    wagonburner

    #76 crazy aunt
    That’s one good thing about those Aggies.
    When they score, you score.
    Gag ’em, Iggies.

  130. mharper42 Avatar
    mharper42

    #54 Bones
    I really enjoyed the “I’m Tired” piece, but I wanted to check something about the actor on CSI. (Coroner Dr Al Robbins is a great character on a show I like.) Googling “Robert A Hall” and CSI turns up the fact that the piece was not written by the actor. The actor’s name is Robert David Hall.

    http://urbanlegends.about.com/od/dubiousquotes/a/robert_a_hall.htm

    Forwarded text attributed to U.S. Marine Corps veteran and former Massachusetts state senator Robert A. Hall condemns the ideas and policies of President Obama and the ‘latte liberals’ who voted for him.

    Description: Forwarded email
    Circulating since: Feb. 2009
    Status: Falsely attributed to CSI actor Robert D. Hall

    See also:
    http://www.snopes.com/politics/soapbox/imtired.asp

    It’s a good read, but I just wanted to set the record straight.

  131. mharper42 Avatar
    mharper42

    #54 Bones
    I really enjoyed the “I’m Tired” piece, but I wanted to check something about the actor on CSI. (Coroner Dr Al Robbins is a great character on a show I like.) Googling “Robert A Hall” and CSI turns up the fact that the piece was not written by the actor. The actor’s name is Robert David Hall.
    http://urbanlegends.about.com/od/dubiousquotes/a/robert_a_hall.htm

    Forwarded text attributed to U.S. Marine Corps veteran and former Massachusetts state senator Robert A. Hall condemns the ideas and policies of President Obama and the ‘latte liberals’ who voted for him.
    Description: Forwarded email
    Circulating since: Feb. 2009
    Status: Falsely attributed to CSI actor Robert D. Hall

    See also:
    http://www.snopes.com/politics/soapbox/imtired.asp
    It’s a good read, but I just wanted to set the record straight.

  132. mharper42 Avatar
    mharper42

    #71 TT

    I can’t believe you’re showing milk glass collectibles to this bunch of galoots!

    (Pssttt – I collect ruby red depression glass…)

  133. mharper42 Avatar
    mharper42

    #71 TT
    I can’t believe you’re showing milk glass collectibles to this bunch of galoots!
    (Pssttt – I collect ruby red depression glass…)

  134. Tedtam Avatar

    #80 Mharper

    …and I collect green! Well, it’s not a burning kinda thing, but my mother passed her green glass, which was a wedding gift, to me; so I keep an eye out. The green hobnail glasses are the set I’m trying to complete. I found a little cup for 25 cents at our church rummage sale. Can’t beat that with a stick!

  135. Tedtam Avatar

    #80 Mharper
    …and I collect green! Well, it’s not a burning kinda thing, but my mother passed her green glass, which was a wedding gift, to me; so I keep an eye out. The green hobnail glasses are the set I’m trying to complete. I found a little cup for 25 cents at our church rummage sale. Can’t beat that with a stick!

  136. Tedtam Avatar

    #78 Wagonburner

    Well, hubby’s asleep, so I might just change the channel. I’ll watch football if it’s on, but I lack the football gene.

    Now, if they showed the halftime shows, I’d watch at least through the marching bands! That’s MY part of the game!

  137. Tedtam Avatar

    #78 Wagonburner
    Well, hubby’s asleep, so I might just change the channel. I’ll watch football if it’s on, but I lack the football gene.
    Now, if they showed the halftime shows, I’d watch at least through the marching bands! That’s MY part of the game!

  138. wagonburner Avatar
    wagonburner

    Galoot??? Ain’t heard that word in a while. Prolly since this song.

  139. Hamous Avatar

    Galoot??? Ain’t heard that word in a while. Prolly since this song.

  140. mharper42 Avatar
    mharper42

    #83 Hammy

    Well, I guess galoot might have been a bit harsh. But I didn’t seen none a youse guys comment back on the milk glass, now did I?

  141. mharper42 Avatar
    mharper42

    #83 Hammy
    Well, I guess galoot might have been a bit harsh. But I didn’t seen none a youse guys comment back on the milk glass, now did I?

  142. OletimerLin Avatar
    OletimerLin

    It’s time to wind down on a Friday night following a stressful week. I’ve got Sara Bareilles’ Many the Miles pretty much down pat. So it’s time to begin my next conquest (strictly musically speaking of course) Nora Jones’ version of Bessie Smith.

  143. bob42 Avatar

    It’s time to wind down on a Friday night following a stressful week. I’ve got Sara Bareilles’ Many the Miles pretty much down pat. So it’s time to begin my next conquest (strictly musically speaking of course) Nora Jones’ version of Bessie Smith.

  144. Tedtam Avatar

    And these people breed. And some of them might even vote.

  145. Tedtam Avatar

    And these people breed. And some of them might even vote.

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