Happy Fat Tuesday Open Comments

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Mardi Gras is the final day of Carnival (also known as Shrovetide or Fastelavn; it thus falls on the day before the beginning of Lent on Ash Wednesday. Mardi Gras is French for “Fat Tuesday“, referring to it being the last day of consuming rich, fatty foods, most notably red meat, in preparation for the Christian fasting season of Lent, during which such foods are avoided.

The French Canadian explorer Jean-Baptiste Le Moyne de Bienville helped organize the first American Mardi Gras party.There is a popular misconception that Mardi Gras in the United states began New Orleans, Louisiana.Technically yes it was created in Louisiana but it was in Mobile when Mobile was the first capital of French Louisiana (1702).  French Catholics created the Mardi Gras festival as a means to consume the meats and other food items that they were to abstain eating during the 53 day period before Easter.  Many Protestant denominations formally followed the tradition ofLent with the exception of Anabaptist and Baptists.

(NOTE)  The history of Mardi Gras originates in what is now Italy. Dating back thousands of years to pagan spring and fertility rites, the holiday shaped into its current self in heavily Roman Catholic countries. Also known as Carnival in many parts of the world, the holiday takes place right before Lent and is all about celebrating before a season of fasting and penance.

Flambeaux: It’s a Mardi Gras tradition that has become revered as an art form today, having blossomed well beyond the practical purpose it first served, providing light for revelers at night. Flambeaux: It’s a Mardi Gras tradition that has become revered as an art form today, having blossomed well beyond the practical purpose it first served.

Parades and Floats (New Orleans):  In 1827 a group of students copied what they had seen in Paris and paraded down the street in costumes and masks.   10 years later floats were added to the parades.

The historic and royal Krewe of Rex rolls every Mardi Gras Day.

The Krewes: In 1856, the Krewes formed in New Orleans. This secret society of businessmen founded the Krewes as an organization dedicated specifically to celebrating Mardi Gras. They organized elaborate floats for parades, along with masked balls.

Throwing Beads:  This tradition is believed to have started in the late 19th century when a carnival king threw out fake gems and jewelry to his supporters. Mardi Gras parade revelers have a blast catching the beads all in fun. In fact, every year, over 25 million pounds of Mardi Gras beads are thrown from floats.

PRO TIP: You do not have to be a flasher to be assured of getting beads.  Station. yourself near the end of the parade route, the people on the float will throw bags of beads to the crowd so they do not arrive at the end with untosseed beads.

Speaking of flashing:

Ann Lyneah Curtis in 2020  

Mardi Gras flashback: Texas artist, 65, says she was first to bare breasts for beads at Carnival

Flashing for beads:

While the practice isn’t widely condoned, it’s nevertheless a custom of modern Mardi Gras.

Ann Lyneah Curtis, 65, of Harper, Texas, says she was the first to do it, on a Fat Tuesday in 1976.

And her claim, according to an LSU sociology professor, is completely plausible.

It happened on a Mardi Gras morning nearly 45 years ago as floats passed on Canal Street. Curtis, then a 21-year old French Quarter artist, was sitting on a friend’s shoulder above the crowds, begging for throws. She stretched down the top of her shirt to make her bare chest visible to the riders. The beads rained down.


Ann Lyneah Curtis in 1976. (PROVIDED PHOTO)
PHOTO COURTESY ANN LYNEA CURTIS

As I researched this particular portion of my post other sources say that most flashing takes place on bourbon Street NOLA.  In Galveston is expressly forbidden to flash for breads.  There is a hefty fine and possible jail time.

GHOST CITY TOURS says there is a dark side to Mardi Gras.

Pagan Rituals of Lupercalia and Saturnalia: Declared a legal holiday in Louisiana in 1875, Mardi Gras actually dates back thousands of years to pagan spring and fertility celebrations in ancient Rome. When Christianity first arrived in Rome, the traditions of pagan Lupercalia and Saturnalia weren’t eradicated, instead they were carried on and incorporated into their new Christian religion.

So there you go.  A small portion of the good, the bad and the ugly side of Mardi Gras.


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96 responses to “Happy Fat Tuesday Open Comments”

  1. Bonecrusher Avatar
    Bonecrusher

    Everybody needs to read Shannon’s 7:59 comment from last night. Really bad juju there.

  2. GJT Avatar
    GJT

    As I researched this particular portion of my post other sources say that most flashing takes place on bourbon Street NOLA. In Galveston is expressly forbidden to flash for breads. There is a hefty fine and possible jail time.

    Texas ain’t no fun atall.

  3. GJT Avatar
    GJT

    Sometime back in the 90’s when my wife worked in the legal field, her office was invited by a big Galveston law firm to ride on their Mardi Gras float in Galveston. Those people go after those beads like it was fine jewelry, it got scary with them trying to climb up on the float on all sides.

  4. Super Dave Avatar
    Super Dave

    Yup, Mobile had this country’s first Mardi Gras. Warming up here with rain due just after midnight.
    Mornin’ Gang

  5. Super Dave Avatar
    Super Dave

    Coming to a Walmart parking lot near you; Stripper Pole for your Receiver Hitch. SMDH

    1. Texpat Avatar
      Texpat

      This idiot didn’t black out his license plate. If you have a few minutes and less than 5 bucks you can identify the owner, address, year, model and vin number. I guess he doesn’t care now that the stripper dumped him and ran off with the local UPS man.

  6. Texpat Avatar
    Texpat

    I’ll second the motion about Shannon’s Alex Berenson Substack column. It’s a guest piece by a young journalist and friend of Dr. Jay Bhattacharya and it is an exclusive interview with a former FDA physician you won’t read anywhere else.

  7. Super Dave Avatar
    Super Dave

    About Shannon and Texpat’s post on the COVID Jabs, Alex Berenson was the first reporter to dig into all the facts. Even though he had no medical credentials, he became the premier expert on the vaccines because he careful researched all of it. Of course Fox News was the only so-call media outlet that would have him on the air. Oh and didn’t one of the big newspapers fire him for his good work?

    1. Texpat Avatar
      Texpat

      Berenson was a reporter at the NYT for 12 years during which time he wrote extensively on the pharmaceutical industry and healthcare policies. He had a pretty solid background in the field before the Covid hysteria. As far as I can tell, Berenson was never fired from any newspaper.

  8. Super Dave Avatar
    Super Dave

    bildungsroman /bĭl′doo͝ngz-rō-män″, -doo͝ngks-/

    noun

    1. A novel whose principal subject is the moral, psychological, and intellectual development of a usually youthful main character.
    2. A novel tracing the spiritual, moral, psychological, or social development and growth of the main character, usually from childhood to maturity.

    Now, pronounce it for me. 😉

    1. bsue54 Avatar
      bsue54

      I did – but I doubt you could hear me 😉

      1. Super Dave Avatar
        Super Dave

        WHAT?!?! 😀

  9. bsue54 Avatar
    bsue54

    Hooray – rain this morning is definitely hard enough to wash away the pollens – at least for a little while… Looks like driving thru a car wash at the moment

  10. Super Dave Avatar
    Super Dave

    Looks like Obama-Biden hack Susan Rice violated the Logan Act – coached Zelenskyy to be confrontational with Trump.

    Imagine my surprise when I read online that not only Susan Rice, but also Tony Blinken, Victoria Nuland and traitor Alexander Vindman basically coached the little Nazi Zelenskyy to put on a show yesterday like it did in the Oval Office, basically blowing up any chance of a peace deal with Russia… That of course is sarcasm.. Remember, Zelenskyy Nazi campaign with Democrats in October during the election, trying to help get Kamala in.. We of course know how that all worked out.

    1. Texpat Avatar
      Texpat

      Pretty good recap at your link from Mollie Hemingway. Mark Levin said last night the Senator Chris Murphy was also at this meeting.

      Zelensky repeatedly declined opportunities to sign the deal in Kyiv and Munich, and requested the meeting at the White House. It later came out that Rice and Tony Blinken, Victoria Nuland, and Alexander Vindman may have been personally advising Zelensky to do this meeting in the way he did — that they recommended him to be hostile and to try to goad Trump into blowing up. Even though he didn’t, and even though Zelensky’s actions horrified many normal Americans, the Obama team went on the airwaves to falsely characterize what happened.

    2. Bonecrusher Avatar
      Bonecrusher

      Only one month into Trump’s term and the Obama cartel tries this crap? Little Z may be a dead man walking; he chose the wrong team. Rice, Blinken, Nuland and Vindman all need to be charged with the Logan Act, if not outright treason.

  11. Texpat Avatar
    Texpat

    Arlington, Texas coyote attacks report from a year ago. I don’t know what is going on currently, but putting up with this BS is insane.

    These people with the lame, misguided idea that “it’s their habitat; they were here before us” is stupid and dangerous.

    On Saturday, February 10, 2024, at the Parkway Central Park in Arlington, Texas, a Coyote attacked a little girl, dragging her toward the woods. The girl’s father chased after the coyote and girl and recovered the girl. From khou.com:

    “I have a little girl who just got attacked by a coyote,” the 911 caller said. “It’s a big coyote. It’s coming back. Oh Lord Jesus.”

    The caller described that children were playing on a playground when the coyote “attacked the little girl on the playground and dragged her, like, in the woods and her daddy went chasing after her.”

     “So kids are in the car now but the coyote is still on the playground,” the caller told 911.

    The caller then described the girl’s bite wound, as dispatch worked to get an ambulance and officers to the scene.

    1. Bonecrusher Avatar
      Bonecrusher

      Did no one in the area have a firearm? Oh, wait, it was Arlington – betwixt Dallas (the land of pea soup fog and general suckiness) and Ft. Worth. Never mind.

    2. Tedtam Avatar
      Tedtam

      When I visited my childhood home a few years ago, I shared with Noe (the current owner) my childhood history – the garden, the livestock, the changes to the house, etc.

      He told me that no one in the neighborhood could have livestock any more. No chickens, goats, pigs, etc. The coyotes ate his two goats and the goats a few doors down. My heart got a chill when he said he could see their eyes lining the property line, peering through the wire fence at night. He told his wife to NEVER leave the kids playing outside by themselves.

      He took some shots at them, but no way he could take them all out, especially in the dark.

      Coyotes were never even a thought when I was a kid.

  12. Super Dave Avatar
    Super Dave

    A hundred years ago today;

    Pinckard High School Girls Basketball team undefeated for 3 years straight.

    Southern Star Mar 4, 1925.

    1. Texpat Avatar
      Texpat

      “Virgil Edwards, Center”

      You mean they had boys playing on girls’ teams a hundred years ago ?!!!

  13. wagonburner Avatar
    wagonburner

    New “sporting” event for squack:

    https://youtu.be/FxTUOWBZIFQ?si=OOd1b86jM-v9BFU8

    Squack makes an appearance at 5:58.

    1. Bonecrusher Avatar
      Bonecrusher

      I can’t believe you watched 6 minutes of that crap.

  14. squawkbox Avatar
    squawkbox

    Holy crap the wind is wicked and the rain is blowing sideways.

  15. Texpat Avatar
    Texpat

    I’m now convinced Donald Trump has let a bunch of Cajuns take over the US Fish & Wildlife Dept.

    Carp is on their menu, too.

    The first item on the list is the nutria. To be honest, I didn’t think we’d start with a large rodent, but here we are. I once spent an hour or so in a pool in Costa Rica watching these little critters poke around in the garbage behind the house I was renting, and I thought they were pretty cute. Apparently, they’re native to South America, but fur farmers introduced them to North America, and they’ve been wreaking havoc on our marshes, swamplands, and other coastal regions ever since. The Fish and Wildlife Service says, “Their meat is lean, mild, and tastes like rabbit.” I think I’ll pass.  

    1. Tedtam Avatar
      Tedtam

      When we owned our river property, we had an alligator – a big one – sun himself in the backyard near the water. Tenants called me and I contacted the Gator Squad. By the time I got there and joined Gator Chris, the lizard was gone. GC told me that the ‘gators were important to the ecology along the river, one of their main food sources being nutria. The nutria would burrow into the river banks, eventually causing a collapse of the soil as the supporting structure was tunneled away. The alligators did their part by keeping the nutria population somewhat at bay. He looked around and said “This is definitely alligator country.”

      To think of all the years that Hubby and I spent, swimming in that brown water, unaware….

    2. Bonecrusher Avatar
      Bonecrusher

      Not even Paul Prudhome could make nutria taste good.

  16. Texpat Avatar
    Texpat

    Columbia University stands to lose $51.4 million in contracts and over $5 billion in grants for their unwillingness to halt the rampant hatred, harassment and physical assaults on Jewish students.

  17. Tedtam Avatar
    Tedtam

    I have a meeting at church in a few hours, so I’m gonna hit the C&C now:

    Good morning, C&C, it’s Tuesday! I’m late for leaving for the airport, so please enjoy today’s hastily written roundup, inevitable typos and all: Kennedy pens pro-jab op-ed, sending MAHA into an understandable frenzy; Zelensky’s foot-in-mouth disease worsens and Trump sidelines Kiev’s military aid train; California state workers encounter a Trump-like order excreted by Governor Newsom; Trump tariffs finally slam into place and Canada cries bitterly; and Trump’s historic joint address to Congress today generates a swirl of mystery.

    I’m planning on watching the speech. I hear the Dems are planning shenanigans – how will Trump respond? If it were me, I’d point out the clothing colors, etc., and turn it into a statement of support for himself.

    Because….Trump. He could do that.

    Anyone taking odds that if he does that – will the Dems start stripping down like some kind of burlesque show?

  18. Tedtam Avatar
    Tedtam

    First, Mr. C. discusses the measles outbreak and the somewhat confusing HHS statement. After breaking it down, he states this:

    As we discussed yesterday, the Democrats are acting like roadkill, salivating over the first Trump Administration misstep, to launch a narrative counterattack aimed at sanding the Agenda’s machine. Looking at all these facts, it seems the Trump Team maybe reached the difficult conclusion that discretion is the better part of valor. They extracted the canines from the rabid measles narrative before it could strap on its covid face mask.

    Switching metaphors, chess sometimes requires sacrificing a piece. On Sunday, Kennedy may have strategically sacrificed a pawnish op-ed, a strategic compromise to quell the swelling counterattack that could have escaped HHS and infected the rest of Trump’s plans.

    Either way, it is far too soon to throw the unvaccinated baby out with the pharmaceutical bathwater. Talk, as they say, is cheap. The Administration has plenty of political capital to spend. Perhaps we should hold fire and wait to see what the new Secretary does.

    The Dems have been waiting to pounce on any red meat tidbit they can find, and they’re furious at their change in fortunes. Let’s see how RFK and Trump handle this situation.

  19. Shannon Avatar
    Shannon

    Marque and Reprisal and deploying Privateers in the drug war.

    To meet this menace, they say, Congress should authorize and request that the chief executive “commission, under officially issued letters of marque and reprisal,” as many “privately armed and equipped persons and entities” as needed, “with suitable instructions to the leaders thereof, to employ all means reasonably necessary to seize outside the geographic boundaries of the United States and its territories the person and property of any individual whom the President determines is a member of a cartel, a member of a cartel-linked organization, or a conspirator associated with a cartel or a cartel-linked organization” guilty of aggression against the United States.

    How’s that for a run on sentence, Adee? 🙂

    1. GJT Avatar
      GJT

      Lol, that ran my breath out reading that.

  20. Tedtam Avatar
    Tedtam

    Next: Ukraine and Trump withholding aid

    The President’s decision appears to have been provoked by Zelensky’s own worst enemy, who was busily running his treacherous mouth again yesterday. The AP reported the story under the headline, “Ukraine’s Zelenskyy says end of war with Russia is ‘very, very far away’.

    It wasn’t the best idea Zelensky has had lately. He said the war’s end was not just “far away.” He said it was very, very far away. We’re not even close.

    Not too smart. That one moronic slogan gave President Trump the last little push over the line, allowing him to pull the plug on U.S. military aid. 

    When digging your grave, it might be a good idea to stop before it’s finished. And I don’t think Trump is over Russiagate just yet, either. Ukraine had a hand in trying to get Hillary elected.

    “The Ukrainian efforts,” Politico continued, “had an impact in the race, helping to force Paul Manafort’s resignation and advancing the narrative that Trump’s campaign was deeply connected to Ukraine’s foe to the east, Russia.”

    RussiaGate.

    You would think, what with the media’s cherished “revenge” narrative, they’d be talking all about Ukraine’s 2016 election interference. Trump is holding a grudge! But they obviously must have decided that particular narrative could backfire.

    Yesterday, President Trump ominously told reporters that “it takes two to tango … and if somebody doesn’t want to make a deal, I think that person won’t be around very long.”

    I’m amazed Zelensky is still around, to be honest. I thought he’d’ve been poisoned or perforated by now.

  21. Tedtam Avatar
    Tedtam

    But Trump’s move away from Ukraine (and the EU) is now forcing them to grow up and put on their big girl panties. They can’t figure out the leg holes, though….

    The pause on military aid also threatens the Europeans. They must now immediately spring into the breach, making up the missing American weapons and ammunition, further depleting their already-drained inventories, and wreaking more havoc on their economies.

    How about that emergency summit? … After Kier Starmer hectoring … to stop talking and start acting, the assembled delegates could only agree to meet again on Thursday.

    But now the agenda has shifted on them again… the harried leaders must now pivot to the much thornier problem of financing the Ukraine Project by themselves.

    Oddly, Politico off-handedly mentioned that “despite leading Sunday’s charge, Prime Minister Starmer and the U.K. won’t be in attendance” on Thursday. The rats depart? As for yesterday’s emergency summit, Politico said it was long on rhetoric and glaringly short on anything that resembled any kind of a plan:

    Hey, guys! The big hole is where you step in, and the right hole if for the right leg, the left hole is for the left leg. Then you pull them all the way up.

    Big girl panties aren’t that hard to figure out. Just do it.

  22. Tedtam Avatar
    Tedtam

    Newsom’s order to report to work four days a week is being met with all the enthusiasm of Trump’s orders to return to the office. I don’t know that I could live with myself, taking a paycheck and not working for it.

    Onward…Tariffs!

    This morning, the Times began a rolling “breaking news” story headlined, “Trump’s tariffs on Canada, Mexico and China snap into effect.” Shares of German automakers with Mexican manufacturing plants tumbled in early trading this morning, as huge tariffs against China, Canada, and Mexico came into effect. And European stock markets plummeted.

    25% on Mexican and Canadian goods, add 10% for Chinese (to 20%). China fought back with its own tariffs and WTO lawsuit. After the US got them favored nation status. /spits/ Let loose the dogs of economic war!

    Trump’s well described plan is to disrupt the status quo, and force both American and foreign companies to repatriate manufacturing back to the United States. Plan for short-term disruptions. You might want to stock up on toilet paper again.

    The media is waiting for us to rebel against the Terrible Orange Man because of rising consumer good prices. They’ll be waiting a long time. We lived through the pandemic’s totally useless and unnecessary supply-chain crisis. We’ll get through this without breaking a sweat.

    Trump is not leaving prices to chance. He’s juiced domestic oil production, opened federal forests for timber harvesting, and Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent this week announced a new “Affordability Czar.” Also, energy products (oil, gas, and electricity) were exempted from all tariffs.

    Meanwhile, the Democrats are still obsessing over eggs. Prepare for scads of stories comparing pre- and post-tariff prices.

    I already have my stash ready. Even eggs.

  23. Tedtam Avatar
    Tedtam

    The Vatican is shocked – SHOCKED! – that Catholics don’t like them!

    ReturntoTradition.org link to video

  24. Tedtam Avatar
    Tedtam

    Via CFP:

    BIDEN PAID SAN ANTONIO NON PROFIT $250 MILLION PER YEAR TO OPERATE AN EMPTY BUILDING. DOJ IS NOW INVESTIGATING.

    DOGE Team stopped the funding immediately.

  25. Super Dave Avatar
    Super Dave

    The bill to keep men out of womens sports/locker rooms failed in the Senate, (51-45) not ONE Democrat voted for it! They are on the wrong side of a 80-20 issue. Un-damn-believable.
    Oh and I’d like to know which two republicans didn’t vote, I bet it’s our two Wimmin’s Senators. ~SPITS~

  26. GJT Avatar
    GJT

    I’ve seen it posted a couple times now a truckload of Epstein files has been delivered. Who knows.

  27. squawkbox Avatar
    squawkbox

    Okay it is not Paul but his sister CHEF. Enola Prudhomme that presents this recipe for nutria. I’d eat it. Hell nutria is a vegetarian I am not seeing what the problem is.

    Recipe by: Chef Enola Prudhomme
    2 pounds nutria meat
    1 pound pork meat
    10 1/2 ounces potato, peeled
    2 1/4 teaspoons salt
    2 teaspoons Enola’s Secret Seasoning (or Creole Seasoning)
    1 teaspoon sage
    Ground nutria and pork with potato. Add all other ingredients; mix well. If using bar-b-que pit to smoke, build fire on one
    side of pit. Place sausage on the other side of pit; this will allow smoke to get to sausage without cooking too fast. If you
    have used bacon fat, put on your fire. This will create lots of smoke. This will take less time to get a good smoke taste. Let
    sausage smoke 1 hour and 15 minutes; turn; let smoke 1 hour, then remove from pit and let cool.
    Makes 4 pounds, 5 ounces.

    1. Texpat Avatar
      Texpat

      I don’t eat rodents, but I would never discourage others’ efforts to find ways to eradicate a nasty, destructive nuisance like Nutrias.

  28. Texpat Avatar
    Texpat

    Here is a pretty good writeup on the San Antonio story Tedtam linked at 10:23 AM. A former ICE employee who served on Biden’s transition team in 2020-21 conned Health & Human Services out of a $216 million a year contract to operate a large illegal alien overflow facility out in Pecos, Texas. The managed to also con the feds out of additional hundreds of millions.

  29. Texpat Avatar
    Texpat

    I took a caravan of trucks down to New Orleans for several days to empty out a four story building in the French Quarter. It was 1981, I believe, and one night after the crew had gone back to the hotel, my assistant and I asked a local guy where we should eat and he recommended K-Paul’s Louisiana Kitchen. In fact, it was only about 3 blocks away. He warned us there was a line every night and it was worth the wait.

    I actually ordered the blackened redfish and it was spectacular. This large, heavyset man came out the kitchen and came over to introduce himself as Paul. I didn’t know I was meeting a soon-to-be world famous chef. The place was small, concrete floor, stucco walls painted this odd orange color (I’ll never forget it). There was 4 or 5 small photos on the wall although it was an otherwise very stripped down, no frills joint with about 12-15 tables.

  30. Texpat Avatar
    Texpat

    TV networks getting out of the cable TV business. The cable networks below are headed for oblivion as soon as streaming services expand and cable-cutting continues. NBC doesn’t want them to drag down the value of NBC itself. Sooner or later, NBC will try to unload this bunch.

    A few weeks later, the plan came to fruition. NBCUniversal’s cable television networks will fall under a new company currently called “SpinCo” led by Mark Lazarus, the current Chairman of NBCUniversal Media Group, and Anand Kini, the current Chief Financial Officer of NBCUniversal and EVP of Corporate Strategy at Comcast.

     

    USA Network, CNBC, Oxygen, E!, SYFY and Golf Channel, along with complementary digital assets including Fandango, Rotten Tomatoes, GolfNow and Sports Engine, join MSNBC as part of the new company. 

  31. Texpat Avatar
    Texpat

    When some huge, fat guy with facial tattoos is now said to be “dominating country music”, the time has come for me to officially resign as a fan of anything to do with modern “country music”.

    1. Super Dave Avatar
      Super Dave

      Amen!

  32. squawkbox Avatar
    squawkbox

    Ate nutria for the pre-concert meal.

  33. Texpat Avatar
    Texpat

    You only think you despise these people enough. It’s a five minute read.

    Gavin Newsom & his allies just forced 12 historic family farms & dairies out of Point Reyes National Seashore in California.

    They claim it’s about saving the environment — but the truth couldn’t be more different. 

    Here is the true story — and it’s heartbreaking.

    1. Tedtam Avatar
      Tedtam

      Despicable

    2. Bonecrusher Avatar
      Bonecrusher

      Gag order schmag order! Spill the beans and make the corrupt part of the government sue to hide the facts. There are deep pockets to help the plight of the farmers, and/or perhaps even on the federal level due to the change in leadership and the obvious corruption of the CA/fed officials involved. If the whole deal was legit, there would be no need for a gag order – this stinks and the stinkers need to suffer the just legal consequences. This requires a hard look from Pam Bondi and her DOJ.

  34. Texpat Avatar
    Texpat

    Here is the trailer for the film September 5 streaming now on Paramount+. It is said to be one of the very best films of 2024 even though it’s been ignored by Hollywood. At this link is Ed Driscoll’s review.

  35. Texpat Avatar
    Texpat

    Nobody in Texas ever thought this would happen in little Boca Chica.
    

    Now let me tell you the glorious news. 

    Most people have no clue what’s coming to South Texas and Cape Canaveral in Florida, but I’m here today to fix that. While I was watching NASA’s live feed of yesterday’s scrubbed Starship flight test, there were visible just two launch towers. It seems strange to say “just two launch towers,” having grown up at a time when a single launch tower was an exotic creature, rarely seen and only on TV.

    But what I want you to envision is a massive flatland filled with launch towers, like Iowa corn in the summer. 

    A SpaceX announcement yesterday gives some idea of the scope of what’s coming, but only some:

    In addition to continued infrastructure development at Starbase, Texas, where SpaceX is headquartered, SpaceX is expanding its Starship operations in Florida, bringing Starship production and launch capabilities to the Space Coast. As flight testing and development of Starship continues at Starbase in Texas, SpaceX is building a new integration facility, called Gigabay, next to its HangarX location at NASA’s Kennedy Space Center. Additionally, SpaceX plans to complete the Starship launch pad at Launch Complex 39A (LC-39A) at Kennedy Space Center this year while the Environmental Impact Statements continue for potential Starship flight operations from both LC-39A and Space Launch Complex 37 (SLC-37) at Cape Canaveral Space Force Station (CCSFS).

  36. Texpat Avatar
    Texpat

    This Democrat congresswoman is running for governor of Virginia against Winsome Sears, the current black Lt. Governor who is a Republican. There is nothing like voting against the will of 87% of Americans.

  37. Shannon Avatar
    Shannon

    The USS United States finally made it to Mobile, AL.
    A close friend of a tugboat captain who I follow on YouTube was proud to captain the tow from Philadelphia to Mobile.
    Final preparations will happen in Mobile and then it will be scuttled off the coast of Destin/Fort Walton Beach, FL and serve as a man made reef.

    1. Bonecrusher Avatar
      Bonecrusher

      It will be a haven for wildlife. Nice use of something no longer viable for its intended purpose. Everybody but the steel scrapper wins.

  38. Shannon Avatar
    Shannon

    Flipping thru the channels this evening I came across an ancient cartoon that reminded me that the earliest version of Bugs Bunny was a nasty bastard whom nobody could love.

  39. Shannon Avatar
    Shannon

    Early Bugs Bunny (1940)

  40. Tedtam Avatar
    Tedtam

    Is there a drinking game for tonight?

  41. Tedtam Avatar
    Tedtam

    Weird – no SheJack squatting in the aisle seat.

  42. Tedtam Avatar
    Tedtam

    The Dems are already behaving like children, sitting on their hands.

  43. Shannon Avatar
    Shannon

    Dang. It just ain’t the same without the triple braid crowned She-jack.

    1. Super Dave Avatar
      Super Dave

      I thought about that old Aisle Hawg when trump was coming down the aisle. 😀

  44. Shannon Avatar
    Shannon

    Short Johnson, huh?

  45. Tedtam Avatar
    Tedtam

    I’m guessing there will be no toddler tantrum tearing of Trump’s speech tonight.

  46. Tedtam Avatar
    Tedtam

    The R’s will be worn out by night’s end, while the Dems will be totally rested.

  47. Tedtam Avatar
    Tedtam

    Nice, the First Lady got a standing O from the R side of the House.

  48. Tedtam Avatar
    Tedtam

    Strangely enough, the first Dem objection is to Trump’s announcement that he won the last election. Really?

  49. Tedtam Avatar
    Tedtam

    Speaker just told them to sit down and shut up, else they’ll be “restored to order”.

  50. Tedtam Avatar
    Tedtam

    Green is being removed!!!

  51. Tedtam Avatar
    Tedtam

    I heard a little “na na na na good-bye” being sung.

  52. Tedtam Avatar
    Tedtam

    Trump just called out the Dems. To. their. faces.

  53. Tedtam Avatar
    Tedtam

    Just had a close up of Pelosi. She is seething. SEETHING!

  54. Tedtam Avatar
    Tedtam

    Pelosi may stroke out during this speech. She is absolutely beside herself.

    1. Texpat Avatar
      Texpat

      She was actually crying earlier when Trump said Biden was a blithering idiot.

      1. Tedtam Avatar
        Tedtam

        DARN! I missed that!

  55. Tedtam Avatar
    Tedtam

    As Trump listed off the ridiculous ages from the SS database, the Dems held up signs that said ‘LIES’. Do they not see how stupid that looks?

    1. Texpat Avatar
      Texpat

      They immediately reminded me of those ridiculous Big Pharma commercials where some pathetic woman is walking around holding up a paper plate on a stick with a sad or happy face on it. Is there any more obvious indicator of the infantilization of America ?

      1. Tedtam Avatar
        Tedtam

        Well, they probably arranged for Green to be their sacrificial removal so they can claim Trump is against free speech. Once he was gone, the signs came out.

  56. Texpat Avatar
    Texpat

    Volkswagen, Audi and Mercedes have auto plants in Mexico and they are freaking out. I can’t calculate the political pressure they are putting on the Mexican government.

  57. Tedtam Avatar
    Tedtam

    The Dems aren’t even clapping for a man named Ortiz. Racists.

  58. Tedtam Avatar
    Tedtam

    I can’t even imagine Carl Higbie tomorrow. He’s gonna be jumpin’!

  59. Tedtam Avatar
    Tedtam

    Dems are sitting for “law and order”. Oooh, and Trump just said lunatics and pointed at them.

    Talk shows tomorrow are gonna be fun.

  60. Tedtam Avatar
    Tedtam

    Man, if this young man doesn’t make you want to tear up….

  61. Tedtam Avatar
    Tedtam

    That high five is going to be replayed all day tomorrow!

  62. Shannon Avatar
    Shannon

    Taaah-Daaaaaah.

    Eat it, mofos.

  63. Tedtam Avatar
    Tedtam

    I’m listening to the Daily Wire guys discussing…and they pointed out how miserable and deranged the left looks when they can’t even support a kid fighting cancer and a Russian prisoner being brought home to his aged mother.

    So much in the realm of bad optics….these are sick, sick people.

  64. Super Dave Avatar
    Super Dave

    Yanno’ the whole country just watched the democrats make fools of themselves. They couldn’t stand up for ANYTHING Trump said or the people he showcased?

  65. Super Dave Avatar
    Super Dave

    I did enjoy seeing that Jackass Al Green getting thrown out of the House.

  66. Super Dave Avatar
    Super Dave

    2 hours! Could you imagine Biden speaking for 2 hours?! Without notes or a tele-prompter.

  67. Super Dave Avatar
    Super Dave

    BTW; I wasn’t at all surprised that the evil Democrats didn’t stand for our lovely First Lady. ~SIGH~

  68. Shannon Avatar
    Shannon

    Squawk tracks down the first woman to flash her tits at Mardi Gras in NOLA.

    Kinda like my great grandmother – a dry Baptist who bet the horses.

    🙂

  69. Shannon Avatar
    Shannon

    Who is Carl Higbie, anyway?

    Never mind. I looked him up.

    I guess I need to remember to check NewsMax more often.

    /Sigh

    So many Conservative outlets, so little time.

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