Bridget Moynahan, American actress
Just completed 14 seasons as ADA Erin Reagan on Blue Bloods
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FRIDAY FIRSTICUS!
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Bridget Moynahan 5 hubba hubbas
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For the record I approve of our Brunette Friday Gal. Surprising Squawk gives her a “5” instead of his usual “2”. Oh and I’m not exactly sure of that but from past observations, I think so. 😉
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Just because Bridget said this doesn’t mean any of you guys have a shot.
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What’s wrong with the Department of Education? Well lots of things but this chart explains part of the problem.
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You know, Tom Brady was married to this woman for a while. Is there anything this guy doesn’t excel at? You just want to slap him around for good measure.
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“I’ve always had a wide range of what I consider good-looking in a brunette.”
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Hey! My eyes are up here!
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There are a small handful of women in Hollywood I think are class acts. You don’t see them in scandals, drunk, stoned, in gossip columns, in jealous rages or involved in some adolescent cheating drama. The first three that come to mind are Eva Mendes, Jessica Alba and Bridget Moynihan.
Bridget thought she and Brady would get married and have a bunch of kids, but he dumped her for the Victoria’s Secret model who then dumped him.
Moynihan and Brady were never married.
Bridget discovered she was pregnant after Brady left and had his child. She never says anything publicly about this or Brady himself. Discrete and dignified.
All the women should know by now, the first love in Tom’s life is his football.
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Freezing in this house. I actually had to put on some pants.
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Well I for one am glad there’s no pictures. 😉
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TMI
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Oh and Shannon how was the Date? Were you Swab and De-Boner? 😀
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A good time was had by all.
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FWIW; I’m getting a little nervous about the Daniel Penny trial deliberations. I hope there are enough normal people on the Jury to get an acquittal. No way this should have taken three days.
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I’m off to yet one more dental appointment. This time it’s to take a look at that far back molar that I think chipped itself.
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If you have an example of anything more demented and narcissistic than this, let me know.
“To have a transgender child has made me so much more interesting” Annette Bening, channeling the worst of Hollywood, speaks outside SCOTUS during the Skrmetti hearing.
Are bans on puberty blockers for kids constitutional?
But having a trans kid makes you interesting & wise
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Humm, the text went fro black to while on my computer, now I can’t see it.
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Can you see me now ?
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Yup. 😀
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Y’all mentioned the REA recently and the fact that I got my check, today I’m reading Alabama Living, the Pea River REA Magazine and the CEO said that this year their little REA gave back $22,176,123 to members. Dang that’s more than I’d have thought.
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The minute I heard Gorsuch didn’t say a word, I knew it was because he couldn’t without looking foolish or hypocritical.
Conservative attorney and Heritage Foundation Legal Fellow, Sarah Marshall Perry posted on X:
Justice Gorsuch remained entirely silent throughout oral arguments at #SCOTUS today in the Court’s most high-profile case, U.S. v. Skrmetti. That case concerns the constitutionality of a state ban on so-called gender-affirming care for minors under the age of 18.
My thought?
The justice is reckoning with the ghost of Bostock v. Clayton County (2020) in which he authored the majority opinion for the Court that held under Title VII of the Civil Rights Act, employment discrimination prohibitions based on “sex” also included “gender identity.”
From that decision, a host of ills was born. The Biden administration has used Bostock to expand gender identitarianism in healthcare, education, housing, & more.
Today, the rent came due.
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Today, the rent came due.
Yup, Justices have to weigh everything in their decisions and often small things are maliciously added into cases by the Woke crowd.
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Have y’all seen this? I just heard about it this morning.
Texas’ Bevo will not travel to Atlanta for SEC Championship game.
When the Texas Longhorns take the field for the Southeastern Conference Championship game on Saturday against the Georgia Bulldogs, one notable face will be missing.
Longhorn mascot Bevo will not make the trip to Atlanta, conference spokesman Chuck Dunlap said.
Fox News said it had something to do with this;
Uga vs. Bevo attack video: Revisiting the 2019 Texas vs. Georgia game that started mascot rivalry.
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I remember that.
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I’ve never liked having Bevo surrounded up close by a huge bunch of excited people like that. People die from being gored by bulls and most of the time it’s not intentional by the bull. Then you drop some strange dog right in front of Bevo with 80 morons standing around popping off camera flashes.
Bevo can stay home. It’s 950 miles one way in a trailer and nearly 2,000 miles roundtrip. It will end up being 30 hours for him to have to stand in a loud trailer in the winter in a 3 day period.
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Most every time Texpat links to an X post, I get this, but very , very rarely do I get it when someone else posts a link. I go to X and I am signed in, I don’t get it.
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I don’t understand this sort of selective X access either. I also don’t get why Bonecrusher was the only one who couldn’t access a photo I posted last week. Weird.
Maybe you should try signing out of X and see what happens.
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But I was able to see the 9:52 AM link.
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The beautiful and brilliant Erielle Azerrad reminded me of this from last summer.
She is right that in a sane country Harris would have had to shut down her campaign on this absence alone.
Azerrad is involved in the pro bono project suing the pro-Hamas organizations in America for the victims of October 7th in Israel.
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She looks like Ivanka!
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She looks better than Ivanka !
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The fact Erielle was invited to clerk for a federal Second Circuit Court of Appeals judge is very impressive indeed. A tiny fraction of law grads even get considered for those positions.
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A former FBI agent, Nicholas Anthony Williams, has been convicted of stealing cash, valuables, and other property while executing search warrants, including items taken from the home of a non-violent January 6 defendant. The conviction, tied to a series of thefts spanning years, has further fueled scrutiny of federal law enforcement practices.
Williams, 36, worked in the FBI’s Houston field office since 2019. He was indicted in January 2023 in the Southern District of Texas on charges of theft, fraud, and making false statements. According to court documents, Williams exploited his role as a federal agent to steal money and property during searches, which he then converted for personal use.
The stolen items included cash, silver bars, cell phones, and government-issued property. Williams also made false claims about fraudulent charges on his FBI-issued credit card, alleging they were legitimate case-related expenses. His actions culminated in a September guilty plea, in which he confessed to five thefts committed between 2020 and 2023.
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I think it is appropriate for crimes by law enforcement to be treated more harshly than the same crime by a private citizen. This turd, Williams, should never breathe free air again: he violated the public trust and used his position to provide cover for his crimes. No mercy.
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Texas’ Bevo will not travel to Atlanta for SEC Championship game. When the Texas Longhorns take the field for the Southeastern Conference Championship game
and the rallying cry for the Texas Longhorns this Saturday will be let’s go out there and win one for the Beefer!
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My @ 8:32 this is what I was worried about;
Jury deadlocked in Daniel Penny trial; judge to decide how to move forward.
NEW YORK – The jury in the Daniel Penny trial told the judge they couldn’t reach a unanimous verdict on the first charge of second-degree manslaughter, prompting the judge to issue an Allen charge urging them to make every effort to agree. One of the jurors was seen rolling his eyes as the instructions were read.The judge reiterated the responsibility of the jurors to reach a decision, explaining that “deliberations were not intended to be easy,” but that they should “harmonize” their views and reach a decision.
The defense has emphasized that the jury cannot deliberate on the second charge without resolving the first, as Penny cannot be convicted of both.
“It would be a crazy result to have a hung jury because they can’t move onto the second count,” prosecutor Dafna Yoran was heard telling the judge.
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“Harmonize” their views?!
So, let’s compromise our values about a young man’s whole future. How “progressive”.
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Just another one of the endless supply of corrupt kangaroos dressed as penguins on the bench.
where’s Arthur Kirkland when you need him?
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A hung jury is not winning, but it’s not losing either. I believe the jurors will adjourn for the weekend and then the judge will give them a hard Allen charge on Monday and if they don’t have a verdict by Tuesday, it will be a mistrial. Then it’s up to DA Alvin Bragg whether he wants to retry Penny. It’s going to be a different world soon. We’ll see what a Trumpian future brings.
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immiseration
A noun, meaning
economic impoverishment-
HA! I looked it up also. I have a pretty good vocabulary but I occasionally have to look one up. I really don’t think I’ve seen that one before as opposed to seeing one that I’m not exactly sure what the meaning is.
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Just returned from my dental appointment, and shore ’nuff, my back molar did indeed calve off another piece. The missing chip is gone, which is probably why the inflammation and pain is gone, but my new dentist, Dr. Murray, and I both agreed that we should do something about the tooth rather than just let it sit “as is”. I don’t have an infection now, but I worried about becoming infected and possibly losing one more of my precious few original chompers.
So, I’m up a new filling and down four rosaries. The new front desk clerk at first declined a rosary, but she accepted one for her mother. Then I heard, “They’re so pretty! I’ll go ahead and take one!” So she picked out one for herself. After being taken back to my chair, the assistant that was there had already received one from me months ago, but her mother’s birthday is today, so she took one for her momma. Then I offered one to Dr. Murray. He had no idea what a rosary was, but I explained it was a form of prayer and he said he’d take one. I handed him my “purse stash” bag and told him to dig through it while I paid for today’s procedure. He selected one and gushed on and on about how beautiful it was (he picked one of my “shinies” with some really unique looking pieces). I took a quick minute to show him how to use the instructions and he was really grateful. He thanked me at least three more times before I left.
My work here is done. /bowing low and exiting stage left
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You shoulda saved all the teefies and make a rosary with the
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My teeth crumble on top and then they have to go spelunking to dig the roots out. Kinda hard to string ’em after all that.
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This stunning, life size bronze is situated in front of the San Felipe de Austin State Historic Site.
It is, of course, titled “Runaway Scrape”.I had to pet the dog upon arrival and again when leaving. 🙂
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I spotted a really nice old Deutz Diesel Tractor over yonder. 😀
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Why women need to carry self-defense items on their persons. And why men of any mental condition should not be in women’s sports.
The difference between men and women.
About the 5:37 mark: “The worst form of inequality is to try to make unequal things equal.”
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Time for the C&C:
Good morning, C&C, it’s Friday! Today’s roundup includes: man shatters glass toilet lid by winning top female fashion award; Supreme Court castrates transgender arguments in lit oral arguments; Daniel Penny trial races toward hung jury in fourth day of deliberations; bombshell Senate report finds only 1% of federal workers are coming in to their offices for work; and Tucker Carlson keeps on doing the basic reporting work that corporate media refuses to do.
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The Kenyan creature from the projecting lagoon projects larger than a enormous big screen movie projector.
had any unlucky chefs, (nod, nod, wink, wink) over lately for some paddle boarding fun, big fella? Politifact. Hahahaheeheeheehohohohoohoohoo.
yes bill Barr determined Epstein committed suicide too. You know, camera’s off. Guards asleep, the prison mice in their mouse holes were the 3 blind ones.
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Heh.
”The masked shooter, who during the killing calmly and coolly cleared his jammed gun three times before finishing the job, casually mounted a strategically placed, city-provided electric scooter and scooted to Central Park, where the trail went cold. Progressives applauded the gunman’s choice of an environmentally friendly getaway vehicle and invited the killer to emcee next year’s Oscars.”
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See my @ 1:24 PM
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I finally found out what kind of weapon the assassin on the CEO. Remember they said he had to rack the slide and clear the weapon after a jam but come to find out it wasn’t a semi-auto but a magazine fed blot action repeater. You had to work the bolt after each shot. It was a Station Six 9 with an integral silencer. A modern copy of the old British Special Ops Welrod.
FWIW; I am familiar with the Welrod but didn’t know anyone was reproducing them. It will be interesting to find out where he got the gun since the legal purchase would require a Class III License. -
Skipping the tranny madness…on to the child mutiliation tranny madness and the SCOTUS hearing. Mr. C. puts on his well-worn legal hat to discuss:
But something else, something wonderful, miraculous, and unexpected happened during oral arguments. Maybe it was obvious in hindsight. But, for the first time, Biden’s weaponized trans activists (via their lawyers, one of whom was trans), were forced to rationally defend their irrational ideology. They had to answer the Justices’ questions. When they dodged, the Justices called them out on it.
The result was that trans “science” dissolved in the heat of judicial scrutiny. That is probably why corporate media predicted the Supreme Court will uphold the law. It was a rhetorical bloodbath.
For example, Justice Thomas asked a simple question that I first thought was a veiled criticism but turned out to be a wily judicial trap: “What remedy are you seeking?” he asked the government’s lawyers….
… Then Justice Thomas sprang the trap with a followup question: “So practically, you would get different treatment based on sex?”
In other words, either way girls and boys are treated differently. Under the Tennessee law, boys “receive” testosterone (naturally) but girls “aren’t allowed to.” But if the law were enjoined, girls could receive testosterone supplements (from doctors) but boys can’t, since boys who are “transitioning” must get testosterone blockers.
That simple question left the government’s equal protection case in a shambles. But that wasn’t even close to all.
Justice Alito laid a similar trap that sliced the trans case in two. He asked them “whether transgender status is immutable.” This was key because only innate, unchangeable characteristics, like race or biological sex, are considered constitutionally protected. ….
If discrimination laws were available for mutable characteristics, then people could choose to voluntarily join a discriminated class and immediately acquire more legal rights over other citizens. Plus, as a practical matter, trying to protect characteristics that people can select between and change quickly becomes completely unworkable.
Because “mutable,” or changeable, characteristics would allow folks to jump from one (un)protected class to another and claim rights and privileges – not to mention lawsuit income – willy nilly and make the whole case moot. And if the condition is mutable, then who defines the limits on that condition? Mr. C. brings up people too fat to fit into a plane seat: How fat is too fat? Who can change this? What do you do if people start gaining weight to get that extra free seat? Or do you incentivize people to lose weight? How to do that? What if weight changed between buying the ticket and boarding the plane? It’s ridiculous and that makes it unworkable.
14A was meant to protect people from prejudices and bad behavior based upon things that cannot be changed.
CLIP: Justice Alito questions Strangio about immutability of transgender status (1:29).
So, when Justice Alito asked attorney Strangio the simple question of whether transgender status is immutable, he pressed the bearded lady onto the razor-sharp horns of an impossible dilemma. If transgenderism isn’t immutable, then it isn’t biologically based, and thus isn’t protectable. Strangio had no choice. She stuttered out her only possible answer:
“I — I think that the record shows that the — the discordance between a person’s birth sex and gender identity has a strong biological basis and would satisfy an immutability test.”
At that point, Justice Alito had Strangio right where he wanted her. Alito then asked, what about gender fluidity? Strangio had to admit that transgenders “include people who have different understandings of — of their gender identity.” But a person’s understanding is not an immutable characteristic, however hard Strangio then tried to cling to a “biological basis.” The contradiction was a classic modern example of Orwell’s ‘doublethink,’ which he defined as ’a simultaneous belief in two contradictory ideas.’
Then Alito brought up the “harm to children” argument, which has been all over the ‘net. Of course there’s harm to kids. But remember, the trannies aren’t all that smart about this topic, seeing only their agenda and not the humanity involved.
…. Justice Alito cited to Prelogar a number of studies, including the bombshell Cass Report, which found no evidence trans kids were less likely to attempt suicide than kids whose gender dysphoria was treated in other ways. Justice Alito noted that, after the publication in Britain of the Cass Report, the UK and other European countries banned puberty blockers.
As Axios (and others) noted, and as I predicted, it seems likely from the questions that the Supreme Court will uphold the Tennessee law and, by extension, the laws in 26 other sane states. But more importantly, this series of questions could — I’m not saying it will, I’m just saying it’s possible — it could have broken the back of the entire transgender movement, at least its pernicious status as presumptively valid.
We can dream.
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The Denny trial is next, but y’all have been discussing it pretty thoroughly. Mr. Childers, being a lawyer, has his view on the whole thing, so you can go there to get his input.
Next – missing gubmint workers vs. DOGE:
This week, Senator Joni Ernst (R-Iowa) [appointed Chair of the Senate DOGE Caucus] announced the results of a year-and-a-half study conducted by her office. “The nation’s capital is a ghost town, with government buildings averaging an occupancy rate of 12%,” Ernst wrote in her blistering report. “If federal employees can’t be found at their desks, exactly where are they?” At the spa?
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Elon Musk, who read a pre-publication version of Ernst’s report, tweeted, “If you exclude security guards & maintenance personnel, the number of government workers who show up in person and do 40 hours of work a week is closer to 1%!”
Only one percent of highly-paid and generously benefited federal employees showing up to work in person is an epic disaster that blossomed during the Biden Administration.
I have ideas. First, we should sell all those unused government buildings and use the money to pay down the national debt. Second, it should be simple to reduce headcount because, and this will be a controversial take, fewer focused employees at work are more productive than more multitasking employees working while driving their cars around.
Third, if anyone needed any more evidence that federal agencies don’t need to be located in Washington, DC, the argument is over.
Maybe put new ID cards on the desks of the employees on Tuesday, change the locks and passwords on Thursday.
If they don’t call in, fire ’em. If they don’t come in, fire ’em. Those who have their access in place on Thursday can stay – unless they have other reasons to get their own spot in the unemployment line.
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Off to pick up rent and run some errands.
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The sculptor of the “Runaway Scrape” sculpture Shannon posted at 12:54 PM. He was born Brenham and raised in Navasota. My math tells me he’s only 52. He’s not only an artist, but an inventor, too.
Born in Brenham, Texas and raised in Navasota, Texas, J. Payne Lara showed an early interest in drawing, with an exceptional talent at molding and shaping clay figures at a very young age. Living on a ranch and growing up in a family of cowboys, he had his Western heritage instilled in his heart, and it has certainly played an important role in inspiring his art. A contestant in rodeos across the country, he has competed in bullriding and calf roping, and continues to compete in the team roping event.
The seriousness of his artistic talent became clear in high school, when he won many area and regional art awards, including a “Best of Show” award at the 1990 Houston Livestock Show and Rodeo. That honor earned him a scholarship to study at the Cowboy Artists of America Museum in Kerrville, Texas. He studied intensely in two media: oil painting and sculpture, and solidified his determination to become a fine Western artist.
After high school, Payne went on to further his education by attending Sam Houston State University, but found “academic art” a slow, unchallenging and frustrating process. Packing his pick-up truck with his belongings and his sculpting supplies, he left the university in his first year and set out to become a full-time professional artist. Determined to learn the trade first-hand, Payne visited and studied with various well-known professional artists who generously shared their expertise.
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Oh, and before I go, a somewhat humorous note:
Before beginning today’s procedure, I taught my hand signals to my new dentist: (1) fist-> stop so I can swallow, or for some other reason (2) jazz hand – I’m feeling pain, and (3) raised pinkie – you’re pinching my lip! When your mouth is being held open and sharp pointy things are filling it, and/or there’s so much going on between the gums that speech is impossible, the last thing I want is to suddenly flinch or start to gag at an inopportune moment without giving warning to the wielder of the aforementioned implements.
The assistant started laughing and said “We need to teach all of our patients those signals!” They came in very handy today, as I had to keep stopping the procedure because Dr. Murray is very liberal with the water spray. I almost had to jazz hand him, but whatever he was touching that was sensitive was only a light, brief touch. And when I fist-raised him, he accommodated me except for one time when he said “I see your hand but can you hold on for a moment? I’m at a very sensitive stage where I can’t let you move or stop what I’m doing.” I grunted in agreement and managed to wait until he gave me the all clear.
He seemed to appreciate the communication signals. I may be starting something at the dental school…
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BREAKING
DadePhelenPhelan withdraws from Texas House Speaker race -
Beware of this snake in the grass.
State Rep. Dustin Burrows, a Lubbock Republican and top ally of Phelan, has filed paperwork to run for speaker, according to two sources familiar with the matter. His path to the gavel rests on courting the chamber’s 62 Democrats and roughly 40 unpledged Republicans — and reports of his candidacy were already drawing swift pushback from Cook’s camp and grassroots GOP activists, who are set on selecting a speaker without relying on votes from Democrats.
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This is not good news about the 2,000 Mules documentary.
It seems filmmaker Dinesh D’Souza and Houston’s True the Vote made a serious mistake in their databases and intel collection. The distributor, Salem Media, has already settled claims out of court and D’Souza faces legal action.
As those who have seen the film or read the book know, “2000 Mules” was based on cell phone geolocation data collected and reviewed by True the Vote. An analysis of this data revealed highly suspicious patterns of certain cell phones, which were recorded in the location of ten or more dropboxes. This data was the premise of the film.
During the production of this film, as a supplement to the geolocation data, True the Vote provided my team with ballot drop box surveillance footage that had been obtained through open records requests. We were assured that the surveillance videos had been linked to geolocation cell phone data, such that each video depicted an individual who had made at least 10 visits to drop boxes. Indeed, it is clear from the interviews within the film itself that True the Vote was correlating the videos to geolocation data.
We recently learned that surveillance videos used in the film may not have actually been correlated with the geolocation data.
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Good find, Daniel Greenfield…
The Biden administration is predictably trying to do as much damage as it can before it has to leave. Every agency and government arm is filled to the brim with radicals who are venting their hatred and trying to set policy. But in a heartwarming turn of affairs, Memphis decided to respond to a DOJ pressure campaign to sign an anti-police and pro-crime ‘consent decree’ by effectively saying that the city is going to wait for Trump.
plus,
The officers who beat Nichols were black.
The mayor of Memphis is black.
The police chief is black.
The majority of the Memphis police force is black.
[ Also, Memphis is 64.4% black population. ]
There is no racial discrimination here against black people. The DOJ has no legal authority here. Its investigation is a joke. And Memphis decided to treat it like one. It took a black city government to tell the DOJ’s civil rights stasi to finally take a hike.
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The sans a belt slack, rino loser bush type Vampyres, such as Joni Mitchell Ernst, the Kentucky swamp turtle, muddy and murky Murkowski the Texas cornhole and the rest haven’t realized they’re done.
there’s a new coach in town and he wants to go 17-0 every year not 0-17 like the bush perennial loser brigade has done the last 35 years.
So get on board losers or prepare to get cut in spring training.
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Rino hunting season is in the spring and I can’t wait to vote against Big John Cornholio. Who would make a good replacement?
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You.
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Joni Ernst needs to go back to Iowa castrate pigs like she used to do. I’m really sick of her bull***t.
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Who loves ya baby?
Love Joni
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Did you know on a hog farm once one big, older sow begins to domino and have babies it triggers all the younger pregnant sows into having their litters too ?
Did you know when tons of little pigs are born into litters on a big hog farm folks have to spend all night long trimming the points off the tiny razor sharp teeth of the little pigs so they don’t turn the teats of their mothers into bloody shreds and get infected ?
Just ask me how I know. I dare you.
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I think you have a fan
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I don’t recall the last time I watched a bunch of teenage girls play basketball, but it is chaos. Rough too. 24-12 winners though!
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I think I have mentioned that Fay, with her height and talent, was a high school standout in basketball.
I also have mentioned she hated playing those giant German Amazons from Fayetteville High School. Mean bitches.
She was black and blue all over after playing them.
They didn’t appreciate the tall, willowy girl with the deadly hook shot.
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Wife’s cousin is on her last day of a two week, as in 14 days, vacation at some resort in Mexico. Our age, not a big drinker or partier. I can be lazy and do nothin’ for days with the best of em, but 14 days?? No thank you.
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We’d be in a car driving around. But I don’t think it’d be a good idea for a coupla gringoes to go driving around Mexico.
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Who wants to be away from home for 14 days?
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I could never get into women’s basketball. After being the stat keeper for my high school’s boy team and watching them play, girls just seemed so…awkward.
We had a guy who could pass the ball around his waist while going up for a layup. Another guy who was the shortest on the team, but it allowed him to scoot under other players and get lots of steals, and he was a mean shooter, too. The whole team was a joy to watch on the court.
When the WNBA appeared, I could only watch a few moments before changing the channel. It looked like they all had sticks up their butts or broken ankles or something. Definitely not graceful.
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We raised a lot of our food when I was a kid. On our two acres we had hogs, chickens, rabbits, a big garden, the occasional duck, and a herd of cats to keep the vermin at bay. That was the idea anyway. I don’t remember the rats in the house, but the chicken coop was another story. But I digress….
Dad had brought home a huge boar, a Du Roc, we were told. We named him Dudley. Dudley du Roc. We thought that was funny. He was the biggest thing I’d ever seen. We had some sows, had a few litters, and then Dad decided to get out of the pig raising business. Dad sold Dudley to a pig farmer.
As Dad told me the story, he met up with the farmer some time later:
Dad: “How’s that boar working out for you?”
Farmer: “I had him butchered.”
Dad: “What?! That was a prize boar!”
Farmer: “But he was so big that every time he tried to mount my sows, he squashed them flat!”Yeah, I can see would be a problem.
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Texpat, pig farmer.
What else do I not know?
No, wait.
I really don’t want to know.
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