Tuesday Turkey Attack Open Forum

This just in: the Pinedale Shopping Mall has been bombed with live turkeys.


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GJT
GJT
November 26, 2024 10:53 pm

Upon further review the Costco pies are more medium pizza size, not large. Still a danged big yuge pie.

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Texpat
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November 26, 2024 10:11 pm

People who haven’t tried and tasted Costco’s bakery goods and pies would be shocked at how consistently good they are. I spent a fortune on them when I was running a synagogue.

Dr phil Good-E=1984
November 26, 2024 10:02 pm

If you’re still counting you’re super cheating.

In CA 13th district.

2000 votes fake ballots to count.
and,
and,
and….surprise, surprise, surprise.

the totalitariancrat ’wins.’

https://x.com/rpyers/status/1861562956850266214

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Shannon
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November 26, 2024 9:08 pm

There’s no way that a pie that size works. Just sayin’.

– your Hambone Resident Pie Crust Expert.

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GJT
GJT
November 26, 2024 8:58 pm

Wife’s broker had a client/agent pie giveaway at their office tonight. Biggest damned pies you ever saw, about the diameter of a large pizza. From Costco.

squawkbox
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November 26, 2024 8:26 pm
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bsue54
November 26, 2024 8:02 pm

Hopefully the picture of the Frito Pie recipe card is where you can copy it, or save it, or maybe some nice person will add it to the files, or something…

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Shannon
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November 26, 2024 6:59 pm

I’m going to go ahead and make this its own official comment:

Yanno, you can’t hardly get a table in a Mexican restaurant three days after Thanksgiving. Talk about a Texas tradition.

Bonecrusher
November 26, 2024 6:24 pm

It’s about dadgum time! Cops in KY beat the crap out of some guy trying to put a fire out in his own home. They arrest the guy and his adult son for assault but the dump cops were wearing body cams with the microphones turned on. The cops write a false report and present it to the grand jury and the grand jury indicts the cops instead.

bsue54
November 26, 2024 6:22 pm

Dusted off Mama’s original recipe for Frito Chili Pie for supper and the pie is in the oven – since it was a legitimate cold front that came thru this time… we often have it the day before Turkey Day anyway – just seemed like today was the right day!!!

Shannon
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November 26, 2024 4:21 pm

I took my friend John to Hempstead to do his Thanksgiving shopping today. Since I have to work Thanksgiving and the rest of the holidays this year, he’s going to save me a big bowl of oxtail stew and some pinto beans and cornbread. You gotta go to a Mexican carneceria to get oxtails these days. I used to sell the heck out of them at the gringo markets back in the day.

Super Dave
November 26, 2024 3:55 pm

Sister just brought over some yellar squash and collard greens from the Enterprise Farmers Market for Thursday so our menu is looking pretty good so far.

Super Dave
November 26, 2024 3:53 pm

Well I mixed up my Texpat Magic Brine Elixir, bagged up my 15 Lb turkey and dumped the mixture into it. Ole Tom is now resting peacefully on the second shelf of the Farm House Refrigerator until tomorrow. 😉

Super Dave
November 26, 2024 3:07 pm

Spotted over yonder;
What a cool picture! Hank Williams, Minnie Pearl and Little Jimmy Dickens at the Tulsa Airport, 1951. That’s probably Henry Cannons plane. He was Minnie’s husband and a great pilot.
I love the old V 35 Bonanza with the Vee Tail.

Shannon
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November 26, 2024 2:27 pm

Whole hog chicharrones, baby!

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Tedtam
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November 26, 2024 1:46 pm

Mr. C has a discussion on one of Trump’s more controversial picks: More Trump Effect. Yesterday, Reuters ran a story headlined, “Wall St closes higher; small-caps hit record high after Trump nominates Bessent.” As the market’s reaction to his nomination as Treasury Secretary showed, Scott Bessent is highly qualified. He’s smart, he is a heterodox thinker, and became a quiet Trump supporter since before it was safe to do so. The biggest problem is that Scott managed one of George Soros’s many investment companies between 2011-2015. Scott worked for Soros even longer than that, and enjoyed a warm personal relationship… Read more »

Tedtam
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November 26, 2024 1:41 pm

Robby Starbuck strikes again, thank goodness! A now-familiar name appeared in the Journal’s article: conservative filmmaker and anti-DEI activist Robby Starbuck. Robby tweeted about how the Walmart turnaround went down. He contacted Walmart management and told them he planned to run a story on their DEI programs. Walmart management asked for an emergency meeting with Robby, and when they met, Walmart reviewed a long list of planned DEI rollbacks.The changes ran the gamut from simple to profound. The retailer promised to discontinue using the DEI acronym and its words. It will ashcan the cringe term “LatinX.” It will stop racial… Read more »

Tedtam
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November 26, 2024 1:39 pm

Next up from Mr. C: a fentanyl tax In a very politely worded (for him) post on Truth Social yesterday, President Trump announced he’ll be ordering a +10% “fentanyl tax” on China, to be applied on all Chinese goods, until fentanyl stops flowing over our southern border. Let the Chinese figure out how to stop it with their Mexican buddies. And not just Chinese products: For anyone who thinks Trump’s +10% fentanyl tax on China isn’t fair, just wait. The President-Elect remembered our northern and southern neighbors as well. Mexico and Canada will have to pay a +25% fentanyl tax until the… Read more »

Tedtam
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November 26, 2024 1:35 pm

First, Russia changes the landscape of war. I know this was brought up earlier, but here goes: Russia responded to Biden Administration escalations by making the final move, checkmate, escalating far beyond NATO’s reach. The Russians deployed a paradigm-shattering, epoch-defining, game-changing wonder weapon that turned every modern military strategy textbook into a historic footnote. It was not the sort of “game-changing weapon” that like robotic parrots corporate media has serially invoked since the Proxy War started, duplicitously announcing every new delivery of decades-old NATO military technology to Ukraine.No. This was something genuinely new. And, by definition, revolutionary.On Thursday, Russia blew up a large satellite… Read more »

Bonecrusher
November 26, 2024 1:31 pm
Tedtam
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November 26, 2024 1:24 pm

Finally – CoffeeAndCovid.com time!

Good morning, C&C, it’s Tuesday! Two days left till Turkey day, although the Christmas season has well and truly begun. We just couldn’t wait, and who can blame us? Your roundup today includes: the Russians just ruined the Pentagon’s Proxy War by reinventing modern warfare, again, and this time it is going to stick; Trump drops tariff hammer on the border and on the fentanyl epidemic; Trump’s Soros-linked pick for Treasury invigorates the market and terrifies some conservatives; and the federal cases against Trump die with a whimper rather than Democrats’ hoped-for bang.

Texpat
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November 26, 2024 12:43 pm

Hezbollahs are being real nervous. It’s 55 days until Trump takes office and they want that cease fire in place so Israel doesn’t turn southern Lebanon into rubble on January 21st.

Texpat
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November 26, 2024 12:26 pm

Vivek and Elon can kill this program on DAY ONE. The federal government has spent over $2 billion dollars over the last three years infusing and embedding diversity, equity and inclusion concepts into scientific research – tainting the efforts with ideology and diminishing discoveries — according to the recently published findings of a report commissioned by a Senate subcommittee.The National Science Foundation has awarded taxpayer dollars “to projects that divide Americans and support investigations or publications that are of questionable scientific value,” the 43-page report states.A leading critic of the encroachment of DEI into STEM, Anna Krylov, said the findings illustrate a misuse… Read more »

Tedtam
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November 26, 2024 12:15 pm

Oh, and I mentioned that I had to gorgeous gold rosary dangling from my hand as I walked into the dental school building? I was trying to finish the prayers before getting into the chair.

There was a dental student walking into the parking lot as I was passing him. There was no missing those beads in the bright sunshine. He looked at me and gave me the *biggest* smile.

Tedtam
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November 26, 2024 12:13 pm

I gave away two more rosaries before I left the building. I didn’t realize that I needed to restock the purse stash. I almost ran out. Horrors! So, as soon as I came home I restocked the purse and made one more.

That’s eleven rosaries or more handed out since Saturday. I go in spurts with the giveaways. I can go two weeks without an opportunity, but then I deliver multiples in a matter of days.

So, I need to increase my production rate again to catch up.

Tedtam
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November 26, 2024 12:10 pm

Stitches removed, so the “wild hair” problem inside my mouth is resolved. I had Dr. Lucena look at the lower back molar while he was in my mouth. That is one of the few places where I can still chew, and it’s been irritated for the past few days. He says it appears that a piece might have chipped off. Again. This happened some years ago. Imagine your tooth is made of a bunch of tubes, side by side, vertically. Cracks can occur along those vertical lines. That particular tooth seems to like to calve off pieces, like an iceberg.… Read more »

Dr phil Good-E=1984
November 26, 2024 11:56 am

The senate rinoholic Vampyres in song.

Dr phil Good-E=1984
November 26, 2024 11:46 am

SO Trump gets 77 million votes (I looked it up) and Kamala got 74.5 million  No way the kammunist got 74 million. id wager 10 to 15 million of her count were fraudulent. she got 62 to 65 mil votes, tops. the rest were printed fake ballots. totalitariancrat election commissioners say to hell with the law, we count what we wanna count ie Pennsylvania. the deep state fraud machine had to pad her total to make it look more respectable so the propagandist, potatoheaded, cia controlled mockingbird media could say ‘see. Trump didn’t get the mandate he says he got.’… Read more »

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Texpat
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November 26, 2024 11:40 am

Conservative Scott Jennings who drives the rest of on-air people out of their little minds at CNN appears with a big panel to announce the balance of leftwingers and rightwingers on X is virtually even.

No, no, no – you’re lying they said. You know that’s wrong ! Where did you get those figures ?

Jennings: Right here on CNN.

They still denied the facts.

Texpat
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November 26, 2024 10:53 am

Brilliant legal scholar Seth Barrett Tillman writes: Special Counsel Smith has had a full and fair opportunity to prove—before the trial court and now on appeal—that he was lawfully appointed and lawfully compensated. He failed to establish those specific points in court. As a result, the DOJ may and (in my opinion) should sue for return of illegal salary paid by the U.S. Treasury to Smith and his staff (that is, those not otherwise employed at DOJ). Special Counsel Smith failed to prove that the documents seized by the FBI at Mar-a-Lago belong to the U.S. government or any of… Read more »

Super Dave
November 26, 2024 10:42 am

Tulsi Gabbard Shows Off Her Gun Skills.
Oh and what he said; While being skilled with firearms may not be a requirement for the DNI position, it certainly adds to her appeal among supporters. I’ll wholeheartedly agree. 😉

Bonecrusher
November 26, 2024 10:37 am

Guy buys a 12,000 square foot warehouse filled with randomness by a horder/collector for $15,000. I watched some of it and there was a forklift included in the deal.

squawkbox
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November 26, 2024 10:18 am

Today’s PSA

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squawkbox
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November 26, 2024 10:17 am

Houston 1970s

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Texpat
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November 26, 2024 9:46 am

We are talking about $737 million stolen from American taxpayers via Barack Obama and Joe Biden. On Nov. 5, at 5:20 p.m. ET, less than an hour before the first polls closed and when it had become clear from the exit polls that Democrat presidential candidate Vice President Kamala Harris was likely to lose, an attorney with the Justice Department emailed lawyers for plaintiffs in a qui tam lawsuit aimed at recouping significant losses the taxpayers allegedly incurred from a failed solar plant in Nevada. A qui tam lawsuit is when a private plaintiff sues on behalf of the U.S.… Read more »

Tedtam
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November 26, 2024 9:39 am

On my way to the dentist this morning, I pulled out an absolutely gorgeous all gold rosary from my purse stash to pray on. I walked into the building with it dangling from my hand and just as I made it to the front desk I finished praying the last Hail Mary. Since there was no one behind me, I had time to ask the young clerk is she was Catholic. She hemmed and hawed a bit, and I said”Not practicing, right?” She smiled and said her parents were Catholic, to which I replied that she was probably baptized Catholic.… Read more »

squawkbox
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November 26, 2024 9:29 am
Texpat
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November 26, 2024 9:12 am

The hits just keep comin’… “Saroya’s lawyer, Jeffrey Robbins, described Monday’s ruling as ‘the mother of all legal boomerangs.’” The Council on American-Islamic Relations (CAIR) will be forced to open its books and reveal its sources of funding after a defamation suit it filed against a former employee completely backfired. US Magistrate Judge David Schultz ruled Monday that CAIR’s donors, funding sources — potentially including foreign ones — and any assets owned by the group are all within the “scope of permissible discovery” as part of former chapter leader Lori Saroya’s lawsuit against the controversial Muslim rights group. Saroya filed a federal defamation complaint… Read more »

Super Dave
November 26, 2024 9:03 am

Trump Makes History After Latest Ballot Drop. President-elect Donald Trump has reached a significant achievement by garnering more than 76 million votes in the popular vote, marking him as the most successful Republican candidate ever.This surpasses the previous Republican record and positions him just behind President Joe Biden, who received over 81 million votes in 2020.Trump won all seven swing states and made significant gains in urban areas, particularly among Hispanic voters in Arizona and Black and Latino men across various demographics.His coalition reflects a shift in voter support, despite criticisms from far-left critics regarding his past statements. SO Trump… Read more »

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Super Dave
November 26, 2024 8:39 am

If you missed it you need go back and check wagonburner’s @ 4:44 PM yesterday; The commercial Bud Light should have done all along.
That is perfect! They’ve shown that commercial on Fox several times last week. 😉

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Tedtam
Admin
November 26, 2024 8:37 am

Maybe this O’Keefe undercover video is why the C&C is late arriving this morning.

Heads. Should. Roll. ™

Tedtam
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November 26, 2024 8:35 am

I have a dental appointment this morning, and Mr. C. is lazing about this morning, so I’ll have to cover the C&C later.

Here’s hoping I get all of my stitches removed today. I’m going in early, so Dr. Lucena can hopefully start his holiday early. He kept telling me that he was going to “be here all week” and it didn’t matter what day or time I came in, but I like to be kind to the guy who puts sharp pointy things in my mouth.

Tedtam
Admin
November 26, 2024 8:33 am

I made only one rosary this morning, a “car rosary” in pale green and gold. I call it a car rosary because I was praying my “regular length” rosary in my car one day, and it was long enough that it caught on my parking brake handle and broke. So, “car rosaries” are short enough that things like that won’t happen. I’ve never been a fan of people hanging rosaries from their rearview mirrors. It’s akin to wearing them as jewelry and I’ve threatened to whip my kids if I caught them doing that. It’s a worship aid, not a… Read more »

Texpat
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November 26, 2024 8:33 am

An article I read last night and can’t remember where it was said this blockbuster study was first presented to Bloomberg News and the New York Times earlier this fall ahead of the election. Both firms spiked the story fearing it would help conservatives and Trump at the polls. Not to mention the fact both of these news organizations have near fatal cases of DEI infections themselves. New research from the Network Contagion Research Institute (NCRI) and Rutgers University reveals that some diversity, equity, and inclusion (DEI) training methods may cause psychological harm.The study, released on Monday, shows significant increases in… Read more »

Super Dave
November 26, 2024 8:22 am

BAWHAHAHA!!! I knew I should have checked in earlier. The great First Annual WKRP Thanksgiving Day Turkey Drop, November 22, 1978. I know the date because I read it off my Tee shirt that I wore yesterday.
62 here @ 5 AM but only warming up to the mid 60’s since we have a tiny amount of rain coming through, .06″ so far and not expecting much more.
Mornin’ Gang.

Texpat
Admin
November 26, 2024 8:08 am

I don’t know if I can stand all this good news in one day. The internet gives one guy with some X followers huge leverage compared to any previous time in history. Walmart is making a slate of changes to its diversity, equity and inclusion (DEI) policies, becoming the latest in a growing list of major corporations to halt the so-called “woke” initiatives.Anti-woke activist and filmmaker Robby Starbuck, who has been leading a campaign exposing major corporations’ woke policies, said on X on Monday that he warned Walmart executives last week that he would be doing a story on “wokeness” at the retail giant. [Here… Read more »

Texpat
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November 26, 2024 8:01 am

I’ve been waiting four years for this…

President-elect Donald Trump has vowed to restore the American energy industry when he transitions back to the White House in January 2025. As part of that vision, Trump will reportedly revive the Keystone XL pipeline, leaving supporters feeling “on cloud nine.”

and,

“In the last three, four years…it’s been bad,” Allen, who was fired after Biden’s action in 2021, said. “In the four years that the administration has been in here, they canceled this, and not only the Keystone. They have canceled so many other ones.”

“It’s hamstringed the American blue collar workers.”

bsue54
November 26, 2024 7:34 am

Tis 44 here in the woods…I don’t believe the turkeys can fly here either…

Texpat
Admin
November 26, 2024 7:32 am

Y’all can come out of your bunkers and take off your tinfoil hats now. The “climate change apocalypse” has ended. This is fabulous. The Czechs have come out and declared the Emperor is running around naked. They flat out state the UN’s Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change (IPCC) are a bunch of incompetent frauds. Legal Insurrection readers will recall that in my post on the United Nations climate conference in Azerbaijan this week, its president boldly declared that oil and gas were a ‘gift from God’.The eco-activists attending the event were enraged.The climate cultists will likely be working themselves up into even… Read more »

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