I happened across a website with a little something for everyone:
For Squawk: Field Guide to Dumb Birds of North America
For SuperDave, just a reminder as you put together those awesome meals: Eating People is Wrong. Bambi is okay. There’s also a book on eating gifted kids. I’m telling you right now, just keep any type of kids off of the menu, okay? Well, maybe baby goats are okay…
For me: Outwitting Squirrels 101. I have given up growing squash not just because those squash vine borers almost drove me to a nervous breakdown, but also because Fatso Squirrel was helping himself to my produce before it was ripe enough to pick. Dang Fatso.
Here’s one for Texpat: Stray Shopping Carts of Eastern North America: A Guide to Field Identification. It just wouldn’t do for him to confuse a feral western North America shopping cart with one of his less exotic local shopping carts running loose.
And in memory of Hammie, there’s even a Florida Man coloring book.
For those of us who’ve been through knee surgery: This Knee Recovery Coloring Book
I sense a few prank gifts in this selection.
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