I know y’all all forgot about this important holiday.
Here’s how to celebrate Indigenous Peoples’ Day:
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Perform human sacrifice We all know the beautiful Aztec indigenous peoples were expert at sacrificing humans—usually poor people in debt to the state. Many California cities will be performing human sacrifices in honor of these sacred traditions. If someone owes you money, feel free to sacrifice them to the climate goddess Greta Thunberg in honor of indigenous peoples!
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Massacre neighboring indigenous peoples Many uninformed bigots think that indigenous peoples lived in harmony with nature and themselves before the evil Europeans came, but that’s not true. Pretty much all the nations around when the Europeans came had massacred and engulfed several of their neighboring tribes. Massacring neighboring towns would be a fun activity to do with the kids!
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Collect scalps of your enemies Some would say that scalping is barbaric, but is it very different than getting your hair cut at a barber shop? I think not. That’s why Elizabeth Warren will be taking up this practice on IPD. Select your favorite enemies and take the knife to their scalps. Try it in the middle of the night for added terror!
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Enslave other humans The slavery of the United States was the worst evil ever perpetrated, but the slavery of the Native Americans was a beautiful cultural heritage. Enslave a few people to honor indigenous peoples today.
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Eat people Cannibalism is so great that you can save the planet and honor your indigenous peoples at the same time! This is how you show you’re really woke!
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Steal everything Property rights is such a racist idea. The Comanche in particular didn’t give a hoot about your property rights and they stole like it was their job. Celebrate IPD by looting a Walmart!
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Torture your enemies Indigenous peoples should win a creativity award for how clever their torture techniques were. Disemboweling and dismemberment of living people was an art form to these wonderful peoples. If you’re particularly emboldened to celebrate indigenous peoples, try this fun activity on your neighbor!
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Complain about Europeans doing the same thing you did It’s clear that if you try to hold indigenous peoples to the same standards as Europeans, you’re a bigot. When Europeans made war, it was evil. When indigenous peoples made war, it was a beautiful cultural art. Make sure to complain all day long about stuff others do that you did also
Texpat – no worries. It’s not something that people hear about often.
but they’re not terrified of those that count the votes laughing at them.
Especially in Pennsylvania, Wisconsin, Michigan, Georgia, Arizona and Nevada.
I’m just trying to look out for you, Tedtam.
Oh, and I saw the pictures taken today. The one in my left eye is a dark gray, very easy to see. The other one is much lighter and harder to discern, but much larger in size. I don’t remember the left one being mentioned before, so, yeah…prolly otta get it looked at.
Birthmarks on the retinas ? Honestly, I’ve never heard of such a thing. It was the Ophthalmologist who saw it first, and she was the one who gave me the warning. It’s more common than you think, and the eye cancer is considered a form of melanoma, just like a skin cancer. Besides learning from her, I also read through… Read more »
The incumbent President is supposedly running for reelection in 11 months and a primary point of his campaign is “his grand economic success”. The members of his own Democratic Party in the US House have dropped the term “Bidenomics.” House Democrats have rejected the White House’s months-long campaign to sell the term “Bidenomics.” Why it matters: Democrats are going into… Read more »
34 Tedtam
Birthmarks on the retinas ? Honestly, I’ve never heard of such a thing.
Frankly, Tedtam, I would be seeing a reputable doctor of ophthalmology instead of an optometrist if I had that condition.
Ophthalmologist = lawyer
Optometrist = paralegal
That Green Kingfisher is one cool bird.
I decided to see an optometrist and get set up for prescription lenses. My cheaters work okay, but I think my astigmatism would be easier. I forgot how the burning light of a thousand suns were involved. I told the doc about my birthmark on my right retina, so we did the whole dilation thing. When the ophthalmologist first discovered… Read more »
#31 Shannon: What a delightful read, thank you for posting. Playing with wood, metal, and hide to produce a gizmo that, in the hands of the educated or gifted, can produce music is a special treat.
32 Shannon I always tell people up here if you look at a map of the US, you will see South Texas looks like a funnel for the bottom of the country and that is why all the migratory birds in North America pass through there. Most all of them are amazed because the vast majority of folks in the… Read more »
And Squawk and BSue, this one’s for you:
In an annual nationwide bird count, Matagorda County has led the US for 15 years in a row
28 Super Dave There are two “Remington” companies after the bankruptcy liquidation in the federal courts in New York after the schoolchildren were murdered in the Newtown, Connecticut and the families won an outrageous lawsuit against the company. Private equity companies swooped in like vultures and divided assets of Remington. Some went to Huntsville under the name Remington Outdoor and… Read more »
Here’s one for you, Bonecrusher.
A Houston woodworker turns rich woods into custom banjos with a lot of time and sandpaper
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https://justthenews.com/nation/states/center-square/us-national-debt-surpasses-100k-person?utm_source=referral&utm_medium=offthepress&utm_campaign=home
$100k per person, but $260k per taxpayer.
Texpat; I remember when Remington moved to Huntsville and it was a big deal. I especially remember that one of the reasons that Remington chose Huntsville over another southern city was because Huntsville has more engineers per-capita than any city in the country. Former Remington site in Huntsville getting new life. Remington Outdoors opened the plant in 2014. It also… Read more »
The news reports that Childers pulled from all said “rat,” but then….tomaytoe, tomahtoe.
Are there nutria in Ukraine?
Regarding the rat, are you sure it is not a nutrea?
My friend is done with her carpal tunnel release, and safely at home with big brother on his way to take over nurse maid duties… and I am home with breakfast kolache in hand… Praises be!!! In time for “Jeopardy!!!!”
Morning, gang! I’ve been up and at’em for an hour so far, but breakfast is not revving me up. In fact, I think I could use a nap already. I know I had a few things in mind that I needed to work on today, but I should have written them down…
Super Dave
Every article I read says Remington moved their HQ and main manufacturing facility to La Grange, Georgia. I am sure Huntsville was considered, but it probably came down to how much taxation Georgia or Alabama was willing to give away.
“The Shift” is a movie I want to see.
https://www.angel.com/tickets/the-shift
Also from Ukraine: giant rats, previously thought extinct, are being found. These suckers are the size of AK-47 rifles. Just go to the column and look at the picture. Gives me the willies. These things are big enough take out a human. So I kept digging, and there’s no denying it now. We’re facing the next global pandemic: a pandemic… Read more »
Ukraine: the war is failing. In other words, the slowly-increasing bad news is the way they’re [other countries] ratcheting up the pressure on Zelensky to end the war. Which could only be by letting Russia keep twenty percent of Ukraine, which would be like giving Russia ten U.S. states, and thereby ingloriously becoming a “rump state.” If that happens, Ukrainians… Read more »
Next up: mask studies being studied 1. The previous “masking is effective” studies were biased. No duh. 2. No correlation was found between masking and lower infection rates. Repeat: “no duh”. So, back when all those “expert” doctors and scientists were gravely informing school boards they should “follow the science” and mask the kids, those so-called experts were talking out… Read more »
GRIM VERMIN ☙ Tuesday, December 5, 2023 ☙ C&C NEWS Good morning, C&C, it’s Tuesday! Today we have some good news for free speech, a great new mask study that should finally smother the issue for good; some bad news for Ukraine, and some very terrifying news for all the rest of us as an extremely dangerous new pandemic explodes… Read more »
Getting my routine in order – I slept slightly late this morning. I made another rosary before doing much else. I may have to move that to later in the day, but later in the day I’m usually moving. I need to do some Latin, but…I just haven’t been able to focus much. Maybe today will be better. It seems… Read more »
Frank Zappa doing a raucous interpretation of the song, Bolero.
/ht: ACE, ONT.
FWIW; I posted #14 before I saw Texpat’s @ 9:25 AM.
Texpat @9:19 AM, You do remember that Remington moved their main operations/headquarters and a manufacturing plant to Huntsville Alabama in 2014 but that was before their bankruptcy. So Sad. BTW; One of the reasons that Remington chose Huntsville over another southern city was because Huntsville has more engineers per-capita than any city in the country. And yes, sadly Georgia is… Read more »
Remington moved their headquarters to La Grange, Georgia in, I believe, the year 2020. They publicly assured the people of Ilion, New York and the employees there the local manufacturing plant would not be moved to Georgia. Oops. I think once they got down to Georgia and saw the local non-union workforce they started kicking themselves for not moving everything… Read more »
Texpat @ 8:55 AM My son is hoping for a Texas/Alabama rematch. 😉 BTW; I mentioned that he got tickets for the Rose Bowl and I was surprised at how cheap the tickets were, about $1300 bucks for 2 and that may sound high but the Rose Bowl is one of the original “real” Bowls along with the Sugar, Cotton… Read more »
12 Super Dave I’m not enthusiastic about Remington moving to a suburb of Atlanta, the HipHop GangBanger Capital of the South, but it’s better than any Yankee state. Currently, Georgia has a RINO governor and secretary of state and two hardcore Leftist Democratic senators so I’m not even sure it isn’t blue rather than purple. On a related subject of… Read more »
Let’s do the right thing here.
Cancel this bowl game nonsense.
Declare the The University of Texas Longhorns National Champions and send everybody else home.
Remington Closes Up Shop in NY After 200 Years, Heads for More Welcoming Red State. One of the most fascinatingly infuriating idioms of the left is their utter inability to think more than a single step — if even that — ahead. To the left, every issue can be “solved” with some sort of emotional outburst or half-baked plan, irrespective… Read more »
I’ll not beat this dead horse anymore after this since no one here is really interested but here is FSU opponent’s record.
For Mr Tedtam; VW Porn with dual carbs.
#8 GJT With me it was more about Rick Scott wasting his time whining than FSU in the rankings. The powers that be said Georgia was #1, Alabama beats Georgia and moves to #4. FSU had a very weak schedule even if they are undefeated. Also some would say Georgia should be upset. Call me prejudiced, OK, fine.
#7 I’m not a big follower of college ball but I have to say for all the talk of how corrupt the NFL is, the NCAA keeping an undefeated Florida State out of the playoffs just to make sure an SEC team gets in is absolutely wrong, I don’t care how justified they think it is. I would think an… Read more »
Via a memo forwarded to me from Squawk, Hambone.net was cyber-attacked 1,780 times over the past 8 days. Actually, that is only the top ten bad guys so there were plenty more. If your comment gets hung up by Akismet, you are asked often to log-in or blocked for too many links, it is because the security levels here are… Read more »
Looks like Rick Scott is BUTT Hurt. 😀
BTW; The Indigenous Peoples’ Genocidal Celebration Day Is pretty clever I like it.
It looks like y’all got a head start.
Mornin’ Gang
GJT
LOL
But 2nd rat gets the cheese!
#2 aka “place”, silver medalist, the first loser.
Firsticus – I hate having something to do really early because I wake up even earlier than needed… Ya’ll have a blessed day