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Tuesday, Nuclear Tuesday Open Thread

Mx. Sandra Chou, PhD. PhD.  (she/they/grrrl) Mx. Chou is the most intersectionally progressive person in the world—a transwoman trapped inside the body of a transman. Grrrl only eats fruit that has fallen off the vine and identifies as a paraplegic polar bear.

I’d rather have a massive nuclear holocaust under Biden than world peace under Trump

It has been scientifically proven that a massive nuclear holocaust under the best president ever, President Biden, would be better than world peace under the Orange Man.

Just think about it. Even though millions of people would die and everyone else would be radioactive, we won’t have to suffer through mean tweets all the time.

You might argue that at least we wouldn’t be dead. But that’s just Putin talking. We should all be dead if it means Trump is in power.

People who can justify another Trump presidency because Biden is plunging us into World War III are idiots. They clearly don’t have the academic credentials that I have. I have three (3) doctorates. Read that again. I am really smart and I have the debt to prove it. (By the way, if you can buy me a coffee, I would really appreciate it because I can’t find a job and Genesius TImes only pays me $500 an article. I cannot buy all the ice cream I eat with that kind of money).

So, back to my original point: WWIII with Biden > Peace with Trump.

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42 responses to “Tuesday, Nuclear Tuesday Open Thread”

  1. Super Dave Avatar
    Super Dave

    That about sums it up. Well that cold front is pushing through here today, we have 55 now, the coolest morning in a couple of weeks and we’ll only make it to the low 60’s today after 85 yesterday. Weather Guessers say we may be at 38 in the morning.
    At least I had 2 great weeks to work outside but we still desperately need rain.

    Mornin’ Gang

  2. bsue54 Avatar
    bsue54

    It’s 44 here in the woods… “no falling weather” as my Daddy woulda said… but some wind makes it feel colder – at least according to the “short dawgie”… I’ll be the first to admit, a fresh hot cuppa coffee and my new fluffy slippers feel great this morning. Have a blessed day, every buddy.

  3. Texpat Avatar
    Texpat

    I’m here in the gigantic medical center.  It’s gigantic for NJ.  Nothing comes close to the Texas Medical Center.

     

  4. Bonecrusher Avatar
    Bonecrusher

    Godspeed Texpat.

    45 F and light rain in my driveway.  Cold that cuts through the clothes.

  5. Tedtam Avatar
    Tedtam

    Good luck Texpat.

    Or home interwebs is down. I’m on my phone for now.

    And Hubby needs to get a part for the boiler, so I’m in slippers and a long sleeve shirt, but the Dome is still pretty warm inside, not to bad.

    Well insulated, it is. Since the roof panels were 2×6’s, the walls are, too. I think. Either way, the Dome does week in the cold weather.

  6. Tedtam Avatar
    Tedtam

    The knee felt pretty good most of the day yesterday. I’m going to try it a little more today too see how it does.

    Don’t worry, there will be no treadmill, kickboxing, or jiu jitsu. Just some driving and shopping.

    I’m trying to decide if I can drive to Denton this weekend or do the bus. Cruise control handles most of the drive.

  7. Tedtam Avatar
    Tedtam

    Tomorrow is a holy day, so I’m going to try driving to mass, too. There is a group of Catholic Daughters who will be making our consecration to St. Joseph after.

    Unless I screw up the knee today.

  8. Tedtam Avatar
    Tedtam

    Link to C&C today. Comcast had texted me that my net may be out for the next few hours.

    https://www.coffeeandcovid.com/p/stabbed-in-the-bunker-tuesday-october

  9. Super Dave Avatar
    Super Dave

    “Andy, if you flew a quail through this room, every woman in it would point”.

    Barney to Andy at a Hen Party to find a mate for farmer, Big Jeff Pruitt (Alan Hale Jr). Of course Big Jeff falls for Thelma Lou, Barney’s girl.  😉

  10. Shannon Avatar
    Shannon

    Re: The close proximity of the heart to the esophagus.

    It is so close that during my cardiac ablation, they positioned a temperature probe inside my esophagus. Because during the ablation they are using pinpoint heat to intentionally scar certain areas inside the heart chambers. They just want to make sure the esophagus is not damaged from the heat.

    The permanent scar tissue is intended to block stray electrical impulses which cause atrial fibrillation.

  11. Texpat Avatar
    Texpat

    I’m back and pretty groggy though with good news.

    No clots were found, but they say there is a pocket in the heart where if a clot were to form it would be there.  They’re talking about putting a “plug” in that pocket via catheterization.   If they do that I don’t even have to take Eliquis anymore.

    We’ll see what they decide.

  12. Texpat Avatar
    Texpat

    I’m thinking of sending this to all the left wing Jews I know up here, especially my old rabbi friend.

    Meet Dr. Sheila Nazarian who is a Jewish refugee from Iran.

     

  13. mharper42 Avatar
    mharper42

    Chilly morning, Hambone pals…

     

  14. bsue54 Avatar
    bsue54

    MHarper42 – we’ve made it all the way up to 50 now, here in the woods  😉

  15. Shannon Avatar
    Shannon

    I’m with PJ.

  16. wagonburner Avatar
    wagonburner

    Are they not Palestinian Arabs?  Why can they not be resettled in areas where the culture, language, and everything else would be familiar?  How does hauling them all off to Canada resolve their “we want our homeland back” issues

    Maybe our friends in Canadia could put some of that vast sparsely populated province of Nunavut to good use?  It looks like there remains plenty of land not already occupied by LIP’s (Local Indigenous Persons), so they should have lots of lebensraum.

  17. Bonecrusher Avatar
    Bonecrusher

    Lie #1: Palestinians are a separate and distinct people group.  Truth: the residents of Gaza and the West Bank are Egyptians and Arabs.  Arafat was an Egyptian.

    Lie#2:  Israel stole the land without compensation.  Truth: All of those displaced by the re-creation of Israel were handsomely compensated for their properties.  The Jews who were expelled from the surrounding countries left with what they could carry, they were not compensated for their properties.

    The UN created the ‘palestinian problem’ by direct action.  Everywhere the pals attempted to re-settle, they were always designated as refugees and forced to stay in refugee camps.  Gaza is a giant refugee camp and for years it was overseen by a UN agency.  They actively helped create the mad-dog crazyness that is now an accurate representation of the residents of Gaza.  No one wants the pals because they are crazy and a cancer wherever they are planted.

    We have more than enough problems here with the massive illegal alien invasion without importing the insane cancer of the pals.

  18. squawkbox Avatar
    squawkbox

    Wagonburner. #13

    The Palestinian Arabs are Arabs that left Israel just prior and/or during the war of 1948.  In fact nearly 700,000 left in what is called the Nakba or catastrophe.  If you research it you will be told the Arabs were expelled by Israel just prior to the Israel becoming a country and during the 1948 war.  Nothing can be further from the truth saying Israel expelled them.  Fact is Israel asked/begged them to stay.  THEY WERE AND ARE ARABS.  When Yasser Arafat established and became the leader of the “PLO” he hung the name Palestinian on the people that now live in refugee ghettos in Syria and Gaza.  The Arabs convinced them not to go back to Israel but no one wants these people.  Early on after the war Israel asked them to come home.

    The name Palestine comes form the Greek word for the Philistines. Most scholars believe the Roman Emperor Hadrian changed the provincial administrative name of Judaea to Palestine to erase the Jewish presence in the land.  It is said that he said this way the name of Israel would be erased and never remembered in the world again.

    SIDE NOTE: ARAFAT WAS AN EGYPTIAN.

  19. squawkbox Avatar
    squawkbox

    Thanks for beating me to the draw Bones.  Good stuff ya got there

  20. squawkbox Avatar
    squawkbox

    We are going to war?

    Letter to the Speaker of the House and President pro tempore of the Senate consistent with the War Powers Resolution (Public Law 93-148)

  21. Bonecrusher Avatar
    Bonecrusher

    #16 Squawk: That is darned high praise coming from a huge giant brain like yours. Tips hat.

  22. squawkbox Avatar
    squawkbox

    Bones

    Wait!  What?. Did you just call me a fat head?  Buhwahahahahahahahahaha —— Praise was due.

  23. squawkbox Avatar
    squawkbox

  24. mharper42 Avatar
    mharper42

    I have all my outside lights turned off because I don’t do Halloween. So far, it is serene. There is a cranky old couple that live across the street from me, and I was surprised to notice they had decorated this year. Huge lighted booger eyes along the front of their house, staring out toward the street. They themselves are seated in lawn chairs at their front curb.

    If it gets noisy, I hope Billy Cat finds a safe place to hole up tonight.

     

  25. Shannon Avatar
    Shannon

     

  26. squawkbox Avatar
    squawkbox

    MHarper

    We don’t do Halloween either.  I live so far off the road I do not want people coming here.  In the 20 plus years I have lived here I think we got visited once.  Most of these rednecks and Highspanics mooch down in the Woodlands.

  27. squawkbox Avatar
    squawkbox

    Shannon did a ghost post in honor of Halloween.

  28. Tedtam Avatar
    Tedtam

    I have my lights turned off, too, though the kids stopped coming ’round a few years before we started doing that.

    Knee is loads better, but the teeth….  I’m going to call tomorrow and see if they can prescribe some antibiotics, hopefully without making another trip downtown.

    I really, really, really want to see LD & Family this weekend.

  29. squawkbox Avatar
    squawkbox

    Shannon is Hambones ghost writer

  30. Shannon Avatar
    Shannon

    My Halloween was a big piece of dark chocolate and five Jelly Belly’s.

    For me!!

  31. Tedtam Avatar
    Tedtam

    I used to listen intently at the door, and just when I thought the knock was about to happen, I’d jerk it open and roar.

    Scared a few kids, made ’em take a few steps backwards.

    I quit when I made a baby cry in the arms of her father.

  32. Super Dave Avatar
    Super Dave

    Grandma is that you?

    Yup, our generation did it up right.

  33. mharper42 Avatar
    mharper42

    It has been extremely quiet on my street. All the houses on the other side of the street are lit up, but I have not heard any of the customary crowd noise tonight. I need to remember tomorrow to plug the door bell back in.

  34. Super Dave Avatar
    Super Dave

    No trick or treater’s here since we’re out in the sticks but we’ve had some friends kids and my part time granddaughter here in past years. So I guess I’ll have to eat the Hershey’s Cookies N Cream, Kit Kats, Reese’s Ghosts and a few others. It’s a tough job but somebody has to do it.    😉

  35. Super Dave Avatar
    Super Dave

    My #31 in the Spit Bucket, 3 links.

  36. squawkbox Avatar
    squawkbox

    Back in the day when the kids would say “T and T” all I would say was “A-Trick” do a cheap magic trick and close the door.  It was great.  Usually word got around the street that no one was getting candy at my place and no one would ring the door bell.

  37. squawkbox Avatar
    squawkbox

    I CANNOT STAND PICKLEBALL

  38. Dr phil Good-E=1984 Avatar
    Dr phil Good-E=1984

    yo uncklo.

    Boo!

  39. Dr phil Good-E=1984 Avatar
    Dr phil Good-E=1984

    yo squawka Bruddah

    trick or treat.

  40. Shannon Avatar
    Shannon

  41. Dr phil Good-E=1984 Avatar
    Dr phil Good-E=1984

    yo all the rest of you oserhays.

    appyHay alloweenHay

  42. Shannon Avatar
    Shannon

    I have a bag of Fun Size Snickers if anybody wants them.

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