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In a move that’s sure to leave beer enthusiasts buzzing with excitement, Bud Light has announced the release of their newest product: the official beer of the Green New Deal, Bug Light made entirely out of the rectum area of bugs. That’s right, get ready to sip on the hoppy goodness of “Bug Light,” the brew that’s as environmentally friendly as it is creepy crawly.

The decision to create a beer made from insects stems from the Green New Deal’s emphasis on sustainable and eco-friendly practices. Bud Light believes that using bugs as a primary ingredient not only reduces the carbon footprint of the brewing process but also introduces a unique flavor profile that will surely delight adventurous beer connoisseurs

“We’re always looking for innovative ways to support environmental causes,” said a spokesperson for Bud Light. “And what better way to embrace sustainability than by turning to nature’s little critters for inspiration?”

US Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez has signed on to be the bug-rectum beer’s ambassador.

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Shannon
Admin
May 23, 2023 10:17 pm

Speaker Phelan, drunk at the gavel and hearing calls to resign.

It just doesn’t get any more delicious than that.

Not that it matters.

The Democrats and Republicans in the House will replace him with a carbon copy RINO.

Tedtam
Admin
May 23, 2023 9:18 pm

From the Suddenly and Unexpectedly Department.

Comedians.  Why the funny ones?

Dr phil Good-E=1984
Dr phil Good-E=1984
May 23, 2023 7:59 pm

But a judge has ruled against Kari Lake in her signature verification trial. Just another deep state kangaroo dressed in a penguin suit doing his master’s bidding. the deep state is in complete control and nothing will change until the swamp is completely drained and dried up which I’m afraid will be never. they couldn’t let Lake win because she… Read more »

mharper42
mharper42
May 23, 2023 7:12 pm

I had a wonderful nap, and got up to feed critters. Billy Cat was sitting under the gazebo so I decided to feed him first. But when I went out with his bowl of yummy cat chow, one of the young raccoons that lives close by showed up and wanted Billy’s food. I had to whack the critter with a… Read more »

Darren
Darren
May 23, 2023 7:01 pm

My daughter needed a baby break so when I got home today I got to see her and the granddaughter, AKA Pretty Girl. I love coming home and seeing them. She and her husband will move to Sugarland so I won’t be able to see them as much. They will still be a driving distance though. Daughter and Niki have… Read more »

Darren
Darren
May 23, 2023 6:56 pm

bsue;

When I grow up I hope a I am going to freeze dry stuff too. Good to do.

bsue54
May 23, 2023 5:22 pm

We ran to Lowe’s to get a small NEW hand-saw to cut frozen meat, and while we were inside got a tornado warning for our area. Heavy rain for a short time – finally made it to HEB, and got the things we needed… and got home to find that the storm came across/thru our subdivision (likely almost directly over… Read more »

Tedtam
Admin
May 23, 2023 4:55 pm

Handyman found bacon half price, sell by date is May 31.

Yeah, I could can it before then….

Tedtam
Admin
May 23, 2023 4:54 pm

Re: My Car

SUCCESS!!!!!!!

Super Dave
May 23, 2023 3:37 pm

#52 GJT Damn that is scary! I hope the wristband has the correct info on it. Both time my wife got her eye surgery they put a Sharpie X above the eye to be worked on. Wife has been sleeping off the anesthesia all day but when I looked in about 10;30 AM she asked for a grilled cheese sammach… Read more »

Tedtam
Admin
May 23, 2023 3:03 pm

When I  rehydrate – they’re STILL raw

I remember watching one “homesteader” lady dehydrating HARD BOILED EGGS.  Yeah, you can do it, but why?

I think I caught her on a later video correcting herself. Why in the world she thought that dehydrating cooked eggs would still make them useful totally escapes me.

 

bsue54
May 23, 2023 2:54 pm

#47 Darren – Nice try… When I freeze dry meats, they are still raw – they just feel like styrofoam and don’t spoil in the fridge – or out of it, for that matter… When I  rehydrate – they’re STILL raw… so yeppers – gotta do some cooking LOL

GJT
GJT
May 23, 2023 2:48 pm

Oh. Em. Gee! Cardiologist just came in to brief wife on the second stent he’s about to put in. What??! She’s here for a pacemaker! He had her mixed up with another patient. She was already scared, luckily she’s probably on gas by now. Geez.

Bonecrusher
May 23, 2023 2:22 pm

I may have posted this before, however, it is an important read and credo by which to live. A Re-Declaration of Independence Tyranny is already upon us. To defeat it, we must first learn to reject its premises. And to say so aloud. Jeff Goldstein Mar 26 130   Be it so understood: I refuse to “unpack white violence.” I… Read more »

Darren
Darren
May 23, 2023 2:16 pm

Tedtam #35;

John Sexton has a good write up on the U-Haul / Nazi flag situation. He’s leaning towards Sai was just plan crazy. Sexton’s logic is sound.

https://hotair.com/john-s-2/2023/05/23/19-year-old-drives-u-haul-truck-into-white-house-barriers-plus-the-return-of-psyops-n552782

Darren
Darren
May 23, 2023 2:03 pm

Bones #22, TT#26;

I very much share your sentiments.

Super Dave
May 23, 2023 2:01 pm

#44 Darren, thanks for the input. BTW; The BACA video is worth watching.

 

Darren
Darren
May 23, 2023 2:00 pm

#37;

Tedtam, I need to get used doing other things besides “just” freeze drying

Try cooking. 😛

/I’m stepping away now…

Tedtam
Admin
May 23, 2023 1:53 pm

Thanks, Darren.

Super Dave
May 23, 2023 1:47 pm

I decided to one-up El Gordo with his fancy voice actuated switches and make my own remote light switch. Patent Pending
😀

Darren
Darren
May 23, 2023 1:46 pm

Here is a facebook write up on Katfish. //This is my very good friend Dave “Katfish”.. We lost him this weekend.. may he Rest In Peace.. He was the Vice President of the Cypress, TX chapter of B.A.C.A. (Bikers Against Child Abuse International). He devoted his life to this club and these kids. He was a selfless, caring and amazing… Read more »

Tedtam
Admin
May 23, 2023 1:41 pm

I’m feeling very laid back today, probably because the muscle relaxant gave me such a long sleep and I woke up late.  My get-up-and-go never really got up, much less got going. It’s nice to be self-employed and work at home.  Jammies are comfortable. I haven’t done my treadmill nor gardening time.  Maybe later.  Maybe.  In lieu of, I’m on… Read more »

Tedtam
Admin
May 23, 2023 1:38 pm

Hubby just called with a car update:

Yes, the exhaust sounded horrible, and yes, it was an exhaust.  The gasket near the sensor had slipped or something.

Hubby has fixed it, and is waiting for the mechanic to clear the codes so he can go on a 75 mile trip before trying for another inspection.

/crossing fingers

Tedtam
Admin
May 23, 2023 1:32 pm

I belong to an organization which had an event this past weekend – why I was gone. There’s a lady to whom I’m grateful for all the work she does for our group.  I never want her job, so I’m glad she does it, and does it well. But her mouth – no filter.  And she has to one-up me… Read more »

Bonecrusher
May 23, 2023 1:01 pm

The fibbers destroyed or returned all the evidence into Cankles and the corrupt Clinton Foundation.

It is way past time to completely defund the FBI and the DOJ; they are too corrupt to save.

Darren
Darren
May 23, 2023 12:36 pm

From yesterday #38;

 

Look at it this way, Tedtam. When we’re all on the Bill Gates Insect Diet, you’ll have plenty of caterpillars for snacks.

Those are called Cheese Puffs.

Super Dave
May 23, 2023 12:20 pm

#35 Tedtam what a coincidence, last year’s Clear lake Crawdad Boil just popped up over yonder.

SO who can you spot the Fed?

😉

bsue54
May 23, 2023 11:49 am

Tedtam, I need to get used doing other things besides “just” freeze drying – Lord knows once it gets started, there is little for me to do for hours on end aside from trying to keep it from complaining about being in a “hot room”… but I guess the novelty of freeze drying has had me continually checking to see… Read more »

Tedtam
Admin
May 23, 2023 11:42 am

Bsue- I need to get Fred working again.  And canning.

But I don’t have a car today, since Hubby is making another attempt at fixing the rather persistent O2 sensor problem.

 

Tedtam
Admin
May 23, 2023 11:39 am

So, a U-Haul is rammed into barriers near the White House and the feds come out to nab the guy.  And since Biden has declared white supremacy our biggest threat, it’s no surprise that a Nazi flag is not only “found” in the U-Haul, but is spread out on the ground so folks can take pictures.  The driver is in… Read more »

bsue54
May 23, 2023 11:37 am

#25 Tedtam said “I wish he’d act more grown-up, but I do admire what he did as president.” Thanx for putting into words what has been bugging me about him for years – I guess that living most of his adult life where he could “get his own way” by power or purchase is reflected in his sometimes “spoiled brat”… Read more »

Super Dave
May 23, 2023 11:36 am
Super Dave
May 23, 2023 11:33 am

Dayaam! My link disappeared.

Tedtam
Admin
May 23, 2023 11:31 am

But a judge has ruled against Kari Lake in her signature verification trial.

Because the fear of overturning a (not valid) election is more distasteful than following the evidence.

/spits

Tedtam
Admin
May 23, 2023 11:28 am

In case you missed this in the C&C recently, Arizona will NOT be using election machines in this next election. I’m sure that Hobbs is gnashing and grinding her teeth. AZ Senate Majority Leader Sonny Borelli issues letter to every county election office notifying them no electronic voting machine can be used in ‘24 election Katie Hobbs vetoed law, but… Read more »

Tedtam
Admin
May 23, 2023 11:26 am

Yes, it’s old news, but the fact that the biographer is confirming it all is new.

Because…there’s a heckuva lot of “nope, not true” going on.

Tedtam
Admin
May 23, 2023 11:25 am

A miracle in Missouri!

I hear this is already being used politically in ecclesiastical circles.  Can we not just stop and thank God for this sign and this potential future saint?

Super Dave
May 23, 2023 11:24 am

#23 Tedtam not to be rude but wasn’t this discussed here before? I mean since it is old news.

Tedtam
Admin
May 23, 2023 11:22 am

The barrage of anti-DeSantis ads by Trump REALLY BUGS ME.  It rightfully makes Trump look like a self serving, narcissistic, back-hole

100% agree.  I wish he’d act more grown-up, but I do admire what he did as president.

Super Dave
May 23, 2023 11:22 am

FWIW; Shannon and Texpat all y’alls information is greatly appreciated.

Tedtam
Admin
May 23, 2023 11:14 am

Tucker’s biographer spills the beans:  It was because of Dominion. “It is now been reported that his firing was a condition demanded by Dominion as part of the settlement with Fox. Although Dominion has denied this, my sources have intimate knowledge of the situation and they have assured me, even before this news leaked, that that is, in fact, the… Read more »

Shannon
Admin
May 23, 2023 10:20 am

The only information I have is that Katfish lost control on an unseen patch of gravel in a curve in Grimes County, near Anderson. Ninety percent of the time, Katfish was the lead bike on BACA missions that he participated in. His son has been staying with BACA friends and has communicated very little with me so far. You are… Read more »

Bonecrusher
May 23, 2023 10:14 am

The barrage of anti-DeSantis ads by Trump REALLY BUGS ME.  It rightfully makes Trump look like a self serving, narcissistic, back-hole.  Could someone please show me the policy differences between Trump and DeSantis?  One would think that a true patriot-statesman would not bad mouth another with virtually the same positions.  The whole thing is off putting, particularly this early in the… Read more »

Bonecrusher
May 23, 2023 10:05 am

Prayers up for Mrs. GJT to get great results.

GJT
GJT
May 23, 2023 9:55 am

She is having a hard time sleeping, nurse woke her up at 3AM to axe if she was done with her DQ Blizzard and could she throw it away. That woman doesn’t know how lucky she is to have survived that one.

GJT
GJT
May 23, 2023 9:52 am

Wow! I was just about to offer up prayers for success for Mrs SD but they are done! I’ll still put a mention in for full recovery.

Wife’s procedure was moved to 3PM so they let her have breakfast. Happy camper. I was ordered to take the morning off and to head up there about noon.

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