BlueJay Thursday Open Comments

The Book of Proverbs tells  us that even spiders live in the house of kings. I suppose I should feel honored.

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Got a pair of bluejays building a nest in a tree outside my door. I wish the light was brighter but I take what I get. I cannot wait for the squirrel that lives on the 3rd floor to go stumbling by this pair after a long day of burying his nuts. The jays won’t put up with him and if I am lucky the action should be hilarious.

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El Gordo
March 5, 2020 11:42 pm
mharper42
mharper42
March 5, 2020 10:48 pm

Got the dishwasher started late tonight,  but it has finally finished, so I’ll say Nitey-nite to anyone still up…

 

pRogRessiVes-R-toTaLiTaRiAns
pRogRessiVes-R-toTaLiTaRiAns
March 5, 2020 10:47 pm

Don’t know how to wear my hair anymore.

mharper42
mharper42
March 5, 2020 10:45 pm

Dims love immigrants from failed cultures. No irony there. Overwhelm, outnumber, obliterate.

Illegals don’t cruise in, they wade across the river. I thought everyone knew that!

pRogRessiVes-R-toTaLiTaRiAns
pRogRessiVes-R-toTaLiTaRiAns
March 5, 2020 10:41 pm

Any questions about what the definition of irony is?

No.

pRogRessiVes-R-toTaLiTaRiAns
pRogRessiVes-R-toTaLiTaRiAns
March 5, 2020 10:40 pm

Quarantine the cruise ships.

Leave the borders wide open.

Any questions about what the definition of irony is?

mharper42
mharper42
March 5, 2020 10:26 pm

I just saw this report that Dan Patrick is taking the Alamo project away from G.P. Bush. (Who I was thrilled to see is out on his bum whenever the term of Tx Land Commissioner expires.) “There is no disagreement that the Cenotaph needs repair, but there has been substantial disagreement on its final location. I have yet to hear… Read more »

mharper42
mharper42
March 5, 2020 10:22 pm

Everyone sits down for porridge?

Just a guess.

 

pRogRessiVes-R-toTaLiTaRiAns
pRogRessiVes-R-toTaLiTaRiAns
March 5, 2020 10:20 pm

An extremely hungry grizzly bear is in your backyard.

The front door is locked but the back door is wide open and you’re looking out the front window to see where it is.

What happens next?

mharper42
mharper42
March 5, 2020 10:04 pm

I guess irony is the Dims in charge of the House, where $ bills must originate?

pRogRessiVes-R-toTaLiTaRiAns
pRogRessiVes-R-toTaLiTaRiAns
March 5, 2020 9:56 pm

Senate approves 8.3 Billion package to fight the corollavirus including reducing the spread of it.

Border is still wide open.

Any questions about what the definition of irony is?

mharper42
mharper42
March 5, 2020 9:48 pm

Dating underage girls is NOT pedophilia. Pedophilia is attraction to pre-pubescent children.  After puberty, laws vary as to age of consent. I’ve read that age of consent in Mehico is 12. Also, age of puberty is generally years younger in girls living in or coming from tropical countries.

 

Texpat
Admin
March 5, 2020 7:43 pm

“Hey, darlin’, slide on over here, I need to manage some of my anxiety.  It’s all right, I’ll tell your mama we’re going down to the library.”

pRogRessiVes-R-toTaLiTaRiAns
pRogRessiVes-R-toTaLiTaRiAns
March 5, 2020 7:34 pm

Wonder if those 27 trips on the Lolita Express with underage girls aboard was really just some form of therapy to help reduce Slick Willy#27’s anxiety.?.

pRogRessiVes-R-toTaLiTaRiAns
pRogRessiVes-R-toTaLiTaRiAns
March 5, 2020 7:33 pm

Has the border been shut down yet?

Then I guess the corollavirus ain’t all that serious.

Ask the NY Mayo Stain if the border should be closed.

Texpat
Admin
March 5, 2020 7:31 pm

Every single Republican who gets caught in flagrante delicto till the end of time has now been exonerated by William Jefferson Clinton. Manage your anxiety.  Seduce everything in sight – by whatever means. The 19 year old receptionist, the 16 year old tranny son of a donor, the alcoholic sister-in-law, the illegal alien cleaning lady, the nanny living next door…… Read more »

pRogRessiVes-R-toTaLiTaRiAns
pRogRessiVes-R-toTaLiTaRiAns
March 5, 2020 7:17 pm

Amazon deletes over one million items due to suspicious claims about corona virus. Or suspected price gouging.

I saw a seller charging $60 shipping for 2 small boxes of Cold-eeze.

Gouger.

Shannon
Admin
March 5, 2020 6:37 pm

“I promise. I only messed with teenagers after Monica.
I had this friend…”, said the former President.

El Gordo
March 5, 2020 6:27 pm

And this ties in with my #60 regarding Bill’s explanation of Monica. https://pjmedia.com/trending/bill-clinton-i-had-affair-with-monica-lewinsky-to-manage-my-anxieties/

Shannon
Admin
March 5, 2020 6:08 pm

Amazon deletes over one million items due to suspicious claims about corona virus. Or suspected price gouging.

El Gordo
March 5, 2020 5:58 pm

Rice University is feeling great as its world class ranking is going up. It’s reporting its very own coronavirus case. https://www.ricethresher.org/page/covid19updates

Shannon
Admin
March 5, 2020 5:48 pm

Principals of privately-held Gojo Industries, maker of Purell, seen at the Bentley Maserati dealership.

/insert Muttley Laugh here.

Shannon
Admin
March 5, 2020 5:09 pm

Yikes! Bluebonnets on the Gammagrass Road Right-of-Way, in front of my mother-in-law’s birthplace.

Shannon
Admin
March 5, 2020 4:41 pm

Run, Hillary, run.

El Gordo
March 5, 2020 4:38 pm

Here’s proof hiliary fully intends to be the nominee. https://www.powerlineblog.com/archives/2020/03/hilarious-hillary-2.php

Shannon
Admin
March 5, 2020 4:37 pm

50 mharper

“Texans should protect and preserve all historical monuments, artifacts, and buildings, such as the Alamo Cenotaph and our beloved Alamo, and should oppose any reimagining of the Alamo site.”

Passed with 97 percent.

Amen.

El Gordo
March 5, 2020 4:31 pm

Steyn also commented about just how well the Dems had choreographed the exits of the other candidates. Each one just at the perfect time to work best for Joe and put the screws to Bernie. I just don’t seen how they can drag biden over the finish line though.

El Gordo
March 5, 2020 4:29 pm

Tucker and Mark Steyn covered Biden well, saying something to the extent that Biden has coveted being the Dem nominee for President for his entire life. Too bad he’s not around to enjoy it when it happens.

Hamous
March 5, 2020 4:11 pm

The good news is when Biden loses, after a couple of months, he’ll remember that he was president for eight years.

Super Dave
Super Dave
March 5, 2020 3:57 pm

Her Highness predicted back in December Biden would win the nomination and select Michelle Obama as his VP running mate. I disagreed. Now, I’m not so sure. Back in December, nobody on the planet, including Biden’s handlers thought that he had a snow balls chance in hell of being the nominee. The only reason that he is being propped up… Read more »

Shannon
Admin
March 5, 2020 3:36 pm

Also shopped a couple of places in Brenham for power lift recliners for Fay.

There are lot of cheesey cheapo’s out there – but we had a bad experience with one of those that her mother had.

The price range is $350 – $1650+.

Sheesh.

mharper42
mharper42
March 5, 2020 3:23 pm

Prolly city slickers. Wimmins. Vermonters?

 

Shannon
Admin
March 5, 2020 3:13 pm

50
We need to hunt down the 15% with dogs.

Hamous
March 5, 2020 3:06 pm

I once saw a couple of feral kittens practicing their hunting skills on a fledgling mockingbird. It was an anti-Sophie’s choice moment for me. I couldn’t decide which one I wanted to lose.

mharper42
mharper42
March 5, 2020 2:59 pm

The 10 propositions on the recent Republican primary ballot all passed, with the LOWEST % being No. 2. Texas should reject restrictions on the right to keep and bear arms. Passed with 85 percent.

8 of them passed with 90% or higher. It sure would be informative to see just how Dimocrats would have rated these same ideas.

Shannon
Admin
March 5, 2020 2:58 pm

39 Texpat Copano Bay Press opened a store in Corpus. I’m scared to go in there, they have so much stuff I’d like to have. Number one on the list is this print: The Bloody Arm of Defiance Months before independence was declared at Washington-on-the-Brazos, Captain Philip Dimmitt’s men, along with the citizens of Goliad, drew up their own Declaration… Read more »

Tedtam
Admin
March 5, 2020 2:23 pm

There used to be a mockingbird that kept attacking itself in a window at church.

That went on for a few weeks.

It was funny.

Hamous
March 5, 2020 2:21 pm

From my observations of the bird world, Bluejays are the noisiest but mockingbirds are straight up gangstas. I’ve had several of my windows bloodied up by cardinals fighting their own reflection. Woodpeckers are the clumsiest. They fly like they’re falling.

mharper42
mharper42
March 5, 2020 2:19 pm

https://www.citizenfreepress.com/breaking/george-bush-grandson-loses-in-spectacular-fashion/ Pierce Bush’s loss in the congressional Republican primary serves as the first time a Bush family member lost a bid for Congress since 1978. Since 1978, the Bushes have won races for governor, president, and even state land commissioner. Bush reportedly advocated for a “comparatively hardline position on immigration” compared to the Bush families’ previous pushes for amnesty for… Read more »

Tedtam
Admin
March 5, 2020 2:17 pm

You have no idea how hard it is to cut into a tennis ball, even with a brand new razor knife. Actually, I do. I have a tennis ball on my car antenna – you’d be surprised how helpful it is in finding my car in a parking lot filled with similar (or even not-similar) cars. Even in its very… Read more »

Bonecrusher
Bonecrusher
March 5, 2020 2:14 pm

#41 Shannon:. Like everything else, technique is key.

mharper42
mharper42
March 5, 2020 2:11 pm

Ha! I remember having my walker tennis balls opened up by a PT at the NW Memm-H gym, when I was starting there for my first bionic knee.

 

Shannon
Admin
March 5, 2020 2:00 pm

Fay finally wore out her mother’s walker, so I picked up a new one today.

You have no idea how hard it is to cut into a tennis ball, even with a brand new razor knife.

Bonecrusher
Bonecrusher
March 5, 2020 1:46 pm

Biden would win the nomination and select Michelle Obama as his VP running mate. So, lemme see here, in the event of a 25th Amendment scenario, the Shaved Wookie would then be POTUS, right? This is assuming the highly unlikely event that a BiteMe/Wookie ticket would beat the Trump/Pence ticket. Biden was impeachment/assassination insurance for JugEars; I wouldn’t give a… Read more »

Texpat
Admin
March 5, 2020 1:31 pm

The next time I come to Texas I’m going to get Shannon and we’re going to drive down to Rockport and meet Mark Pusateri and the great folks at Copano Bay Press. This is a very nice reproduction of the Republic of Texas map handed out in 1844 to all of the senators of the US Senate on the eve… Read more »

Shannon
Admin
March 5, 2020 1:23 pm

I spend innumerable hours driving 30,000 miles a year, much of it on brush-lined rural roads and highways.

Of the entire Avifauna, only the Retarded Reds consistently fly back and forth at truck grill height.

Super Dave
Super Dave
March 5, 2020 1:16 pm

Well, this is in the news over here in Alabama; Alabama inmate set to die for slayings of 3 police officers.

Texpat
Admin
March 5, 2020 1:08 pm

This is a transcript from a late November 2019 Tucker Carlson show.  Emphasis, as usual, is mine unless otherwise noted. TUCKER CARLSON, FOX NEWS: [Mike Bloomberg] is too old, too rich, too pale for the modern Democratic party. That doesn’t mean there aren’t surprises on the way. There are and if you are wondering who the Democratic nominee will be… Read more »