Thursday Open Comm…… OWWWW That was my ear BSue

Anybody got a couch I can sleep on.  I’ll pay ya.


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El Gordo
January 16, 2020 9:31 pm

Well, I complete the Patton movie and thoroughly enjoyed it since it’s been a good while since I last saw it. Just continued rain, so I’m staying in like I had good sense or something. I’ll just watch something else on Fox for a while longer and give it up after that. More later.

Shannon
Admin
January 16, 2020 9:08 pm

Ive always been amazed at the number of bank and armored car robberies in Houston.

Texpat
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January 16, 2020 8:54 pm

87 Super Dave

If my daughter drove 1,100 miles all the way from Midland, Texas to south Alabama and brought me only two dozen, instead of at least twelve dozen tamales, she would be in deep, deep trouble.

Hamous
January 16, 2020 8:54 pm

Forecast for Enterprise

GJT
GJT
January 16, 2020 8:52 pm

I don’t do menudo either. I may be missing something very special but oh well.

Hamous
January 16, 2020 8:51 pm

My godparents taught me how to make menudo so I’m set should I leave Texas.

Super Dave
Super Dave
January 16, 2020 8:50 pm

Ninety One! Teeing her up,…Y’all gonna’ do it, cuz, I’m not? night gang.

mharper42
mharper42
January 16, 2020 8:47 pm

Well, I found this news report online about the arrest of 4 hoodlums that killed an armored car security guard during a robbery in Houston.  It was good police work at many levels that they finally caught these filthy perps. Then I was flabbergasted to see this at the end of the report: If convicted, they face up to 20… Read more »

Hamous
January 16, 2020 8:46 pm

I think that is a South Carolina thing.

Only place I’ve ever seen it is Alabama. Might be a north Alabama thing.

Texpat
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January 16, 2020 8:44 pm

81 Shannon

Seven years as a meat cutter.
Nuff said.

Second the motion.

Intelligent, informed people like the Johnson Brothers don’t eat organs or intestinal parts of animals.

Nuff said.

Super Dave
Super Dave
January 16, 2020 8:44 pm

My #86, my lovely daughter brought me two dozen Tamale’s from her cleaning lady in Midland and I got to thinking, I wonder if I could get one of those gals at the Mesican place to make me a dozen Tamale’s, on the side, for a price, of course. I can’t get over all y’all Lording over me with your… Read more »

Super Dave
Super Dave
January 16, 2020 8:39 pm

#82 I’ve never, ever seen that in my neck of the woods, I think that is a South Carolina thing. #83 “SD – Can you get menudo in a restaurant in Alabama?’…You’re kidding right? We have three Mesican restaurants here in our one horse town, and the best one is the cheapest, it is a chain, I guess since there… Read more »

Hamous
January 16, 2020 8:37 pm

Dang, I just took Dawg out and it is getting cold outside

You ain’t seen nothing yet, wait until Monday night.

Super Dave
Super Dave
January 16, 2020 8:31 pm

Dang, I just took Dawg out and it is getting cold outside, 58 right now. It has been real warm for the last couple of weeks, 68 when I got up this morning, topped out at 76, 80 yesterday, but it may get down to freezing on Monday.

Hamous
January 16, 2020 8:31 pm

SD – Can you get menudo in a restaurant in Alabama?

Hamous
January 16, 2020 8:29 pm

One Alabaman thing I just can’t cotton to, and I’m 1/4 Alabaman, is that nasty white barbecue sauce. Whoever invented that crime against humanity should be drawn and quartered.

Shannon
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January 16, 2020 8:11 pm

Seven years as a meat cutter.
Nuff said.

Shannon
Admin
January 16, 2020 8:09 pm

Not even Menudo?

White Privilege has its perks.

Super Dave
Super Dave
January 16, 2020 8:01 pm

Possum N Sweet Taters? 😀

Super Dave
Super Dave
January 16, 2020 8:00 pm

#76 Not even Menudo? Not an Alabama thing of course, but Dayaam it is good. Oh and the Black folks here, do eat tripe, not sure how they fix it.

Shannon
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January 16, 2020 8:00 pm

Wait.
I’ve had goose liver pâté.

Shannon
Admin
January 16, 2020 7:55 pm

Nope. No chitlins. Or any of the rest.
Flesh eater only.

I did have a bite of liver in my mouth for a very brief period.

Super Dave
Super Dave
January 16, 2020 7:54 pm

When daughter was here for Christmas, I fixed a few of her favorites, Poke Chops, with smashed taters N gravy, green beans and leftover turnips from my garden, oh and those are Kelly’s frozen biscuits.
This was before Christmas dinner. …..Oh and real Mac N Cheese.

Super Dave
Super Dave
January 16, 2020 7:48 pm

Maybe you can try the chicken fried steak with ketchup you danged yank

Get a rope!

Super Dave
Super Dave
January 16, 2020 7:47 pm

I mean, besides pig chitterlings?

Have you ever had them? You’d be surprised, not something that I grew up with though. OH, Souse! I forgot, Damn fine eating, hard to beat. Cracklings, did I mention Salt fish for breakfast? With corn meal gravy? Grits N fried Bluegill? Dang, I think Squawk is on to something.

GJT
GJT
January 16, 2020 7:43 pm

Maybe you can try the chicken fried steak with ketchup you danged yank.

Super Dave
Super Dave
January 16, 2020 7:43 pm

#69 Shannon, HA! Well, we’re not known for chicken fried steaks, that would be Texas,..and nothing wrong with that BTW, we’re more fried chicken, N smashed taters with gravy, home made biscuits, chicken N dumplings, pulled pork, from a Boston Butt, or the finest grilled pork ribs you ever ate. Not to mention, all the fine vegetables that we cook… Read more »

Shannon
Admin
January 16, 2020 7:40 pm

Wait. That’s Arkansas.

Shannon
Admin
January 16, 2020 7:34 pm

So, tell me, chef, does Alabama have something less boring than chicken fried steak for a State dish?

I mean, besides pig chitterlings?

Super Dave
Super Dave
January 16, 2020 7:30 pm

#62 Squawkster, well, when I open up Joe Bob’s Fine Foods,…Eat here or I’ll kill you Ole Dave’s Country Cuisine, you’ll not only be my resident photographer, you’ll be the head of my Ad agency. 😉 Oh, and I think that I may be able to purchase the old, Oscar’s in Dothan, it has been out of business for years… Read more »

Shannon
Admin
January 16, 2020 6:22 pm

The first serial killer book I ever read was about nurse Genene Jones. She started killing babies in San Antonio and then moved to Kerrville.

https://www.propublica.org/article/texas-baby-killer-pleads-guilty-to-a-new-murder/amp

https://www.texasmonthly.com/news/nurse-genene-jones-really-kill-babies/

Hamous
January 16, 2020 6:17 pm

This Parnas character is sleazier than the creepy porn lawyer. I didn’t think that was possible.

El Gordo
January 16, 2020 5:27 pm

Been raining here all day, nothing heavy but constant, and the temps have been headed downward since this morning. I decided that it was time to watch Patton again, so I’ve started in on that. I wish they still made good movies like that – things had were at least in part based on fact, well researched, and spell binding.… Read more »

Adee
Adee
January 16, 2020 5:12 pm

So, the Impeachment Trial sham is on but not getting around to actually starting today. The Senators better mind their Constitutional business and realize that voting against President Trump means come election time they will have opponents and a whole lot of angry voters.

DeLeCtO's diLLards wILLaRdS
DeLeCtO’s diLLards wILLaRdS
January 16, 2020 5:11 pm

Need to revise the NY Mayo Stain’s statement to 666 ways  to Sunday.

Shannon
Admin
January 16, 2020 2:56 pm
Bonecrusher
Bonecrusher
January 16, 2020 2:31 pm

What is that damn Dawg barking about, oh, she just want to come in to get her treat, take a dump, get a treat,…I don’t know….

Behold the power of “and”. Treats inside – dumps outside!

Super Dave
Super Dave
January 16, 2020 2:13 pm

Busy, busy, busy,…Quick Drive-By, I tuned to PMSNBC after I came in from my trip to the big metropolis of Dothan,…..don’t ask, and saw a bunch of giddy idiots, all excited about the Trump trial sham. They had one of their young Eunuch’s on from Kalifornia and he was just all beside himself, wondering how Mittens would vote, being the… Read more »

DeLeCtO's diLLards wILLaRdS
DeLeCtO’s diLLards wILLaRdS
January 16, 2020 2:09 pm

BTW great oc pic Brother Squawk.

Super Dave
Super Dave
January 16, 2020 2:05 pm

#50 Tedtam, have another beer glass of Merlot. 😀

Shannon
Admin
January 16, 2020 2:03 pm

No longer protected by a state disclosure law loophole, the City of McAllen revealed this week that it spent $485,000 in taxpayer money to hire Enrique Iglesias to perform for its winter holiday festival and parade in 2015. McAllen fended off multiple public information requests for that information, contending they could keep details of its contract with Iglesias a secret.… Read more »

DeLeCtO's diLLards wILLaRdS
DeLeCtO’s diLLards wILLaRdS
January 16, 2020 2:03 pm

Romney delecto is still seeking revenge on his parents for naming him after a rat’s best friend.

He needs some counseling from either Dr Phil or Jerry Springer.

DeLeCtO's diLLards wILLaRdS
DeLeCtO’s diLLards wILLaRdS
January 16, 2020 1:56 pm

The ghost of Roland Freisler wants to thank the Senate blood money sucking Vampyres for giving credence to Bat wing Pelozi and the Schiffty Schitters show trial and cuckoo coup attempt. The Schitter Lied through his schitt stained teeth,  completely made up a phone call and now he’s an impeachment manager. The Hell? his defense says he was talking to… Read more »

DeLeCtO's diLLards wILLaRdS
DeLeCtO’s diLLards wILLaRdS
January 16, 2020 1:49 pm

They stole signs but the intent to steal signs was not found.

Reinstate all managers.

DeLeCtO's diLLards wILLaRdS
DeLeCtO’s diLLards wILLaRdS
January 16, 2020 1:36 pm

Did james homey Comey become the commissioner of BB?

Can you bleachbit a stolen sign?

Texpat
Admin
January 16, 2020 1:08 pm

Another casualty of the Signgate scandal.

It looks like Carlos Beltran is out as brand new manager of the Mets.

Tedtam
Admin
January 16, 2020 1:04 pm

I’m a little freaked out. I’m sitting at my desk, and through my window I see a buncha trees – sans leaves, so really a buncha tree trunks and branches. Out of the corner of my eye, I’ve been “seeing” what looks like a large object flying on the other side of said branches. I assumed it was birds. I… Read more »

texanadian
texanadian
January 16, 2020 12:57 pm

A couple of interesting maps. Shows just how big the US economy is.

https://pjmedia.com/vodkapundit/we-are-half-the-world-whats-your-real-worth-america/

Katfish
January 16, 2020 12:57 pm

#10 – save your used coffee grounds for fire ant mounds!

 

It runs them off toot sweet!