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mharper42
mharper42
July 23, 2018 10:55 pm

Good night, gentle Couch denizens.

phil
phil
July 23, 2018 10:27 pm

I figured out the BillHilly was wearing Fauxahontas wigwam at that Oozing Mayo Fest.

Hamous
July 23, 2018 9:04 pm

Maybe the wimmins can just buy gauze and make their own.

Shannon
Shannon
July 23, 2018 9:00 pm

Without the help of our Russian comrades, we’d have a woman president for Pete’s sake.

That was a close one.

Shannon
Shannon
July 23, 2018 8:33 pm

I’m surprised feminine napkins aren’t already tax free. Bandages are. Rolls of gauze are.

It’s the last line of defense. LONG LIVE THE PATRIARCHY!!!!!!

gtotracker
gtotracker
July 23, 2018 8:13 pm
gtotracker
gtotracker
July 23, 2018 8:13 pm
Hamous
July 23, 2018 7:48 pm

I’m surprised feminine napkins aren’t already tax free. Bandages are. Rolls of gauze are.

Shannon
Shannon
July 23, 2018 7:44 pm

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I’m in complete agreement.

Free testosterone shots and ear hair clippers for everyone!!!!

Hamous
July 23, 2018 6:30 pm

Did Chewbacca leave her stones for Linda Graham to use? Man, he’s becoming Trump’s biggest fan lately.

Hamous
July 23, 2018 5:52 pm

Ok, that’s weird. I was just listening to Reverend Peyton’s Big Damn Band this weekend.

Shannon
Shannon
July 23, 2018 5:50 pm

Video from Squawk family reunion last weekend.

https://youtu.be/n7RopOgsh5c

Hamous
July 23, 2018 5:34 pm
Shannon
Shannon
July 23, 2018 5:26 pm

Yanno, I’ve been known to criticize high heels, but Carrie Underwood might be slinging grits at the Waffle House in Tulsa without them.

Whew.

Hamous
July 23, 2018 5:25 pm
Hamous
July 23, 2018 5:20 pm

60

The Mongolia’s Got Talent version.

El Gordo
July 23, 2018 5:19 pm
Shannon
Shannon
July 23, 2018 5:15 pm

Some neon moons are better than others.

https://youtu.be/RrEySc4XOmA

Shannon
Shannon
July 23, 2018 5:05 pm

Might make it big some day.

https://youtu.be/kX_9Go0Z8e4

Hamous
July 23, 2018 5:02 pm

Growing unrest in Nicaragua. Who’d have guessed?

Bonecrusher
Bonecrusher
July 23, 2018 4:43 pm

In-dash truck thermometer says it’s a hundred and seven degrees going down Westheimer at Kirkwood

Shannon
Shannon
July 23, 2018 4:34 pm

Look on my neon corporate wokeness, ye Mighty, and despair.

Hold my beer, Snowflake, and I’ll show you my neon moon.

Hamous
July 23, 2018 4:25 pm

Trump looking into revoking security clearances for Brennan, other top Obama officials

Why on earth do these bastards still have security clearance anyway?

Hamous
July 23, 2018 4:19 pm

It’s hot out there, boys and girls.

Hamous
July 23, 2018 4:11 pm

The rock fell the day after the plaza was filled; the plaza was filled to commemorate the day in the Hebrew calendar when both temples were destroyed. Higher than normal traffic. Unstable ancient stonework. Increase in the odds of a rock fall. There has not been a rock fall in decades and for it to happen at this time is… Read more »

Hamous
July 23, 2018 3:58 pm

I think what mharper was saying is the her being an atheist had absolutely nothing to do with what Ben Dov said.

Bonecrusher
Bonecrusher
July 23, 2018 3:46 pm

#43 M42: There is no shortage of Jews scoffing at all sorts of things; that a particular Jew chooses to scoff at something is meaningless to me.
#49: M42: That is certainly creative and not easy to achieve from a barbers perspective.

Super Dave
Super Dave
July 23, 2018 3:35 pm

#46 😀

Super Dave
Super Dave
July 23, 2018 3:34 pm

#47, Shannon, that caught my eye right off.

mharper42
mharper42
July 23, 2018 3:22 pm

Any of you guys — those who still have a full head of hair, anyway — looking for a trendy new haircut?

Hamous
July 23, 2018 3:17 pm

The final sentence sums it up nicely:

Look on my neon corporate wokeness, ye Mighty, and despair.

Shannon
Shannon
July 23, 2018 3:15 pm

44, 45, 46

Rove rubbing elbows with Chelsea Handler.

People paid to watch this?

Hamous
July 23, 2018 3:09 pm

Heh Watson, the founder, told the New York Daily News in April that the goal of the festival, which is in its third year, is to bring “diverse voices to one stage, and expose people to unexpected perspectives. In years past, people who purchased a ticket to see Jason Derulo have been totally wowed by Jeb Bush.” Which is dubious;… Read more »

Tedtam
Admin
July 23, 2018 2:56 pm

Well, they did warn people when they said “nightmare”.

Super Dave
Super Dave
July 23, 2018 2:24 pm

What the heck is Ozy Fest? Fear and loathing at OZY Fest. OZY Fest — which has nothing at all to do with Australia or, alas, the bat-eating songwriter responsible for “Crazy Train” — rolled into New York City’s Central Park this weekend, bringing with it thousands of attendees who had all voluntarily decided that the best way to spend… Read more »

mharper42
mharper42
July 23, 2018 2:19 pm

#16
Bones, did you fail to notice that the scoffing quote from “Ben-Dov” in my #13 came from the very article on the rock fall? I didn’t see “Ben-Dov” identified as an atheist.

Bonecrusher
Bonecrusher
July 23, 2018 2:13 pm
Shannon
Shannon
July 23, 2018 2:07 pm

so, you too, when you see all these things, recognize that He is near, right at the door.

I’ll take Him at his word that I’ll know when it’s happening and not spend too much time worrying about it between now and then.

It’s difficult enough to try and follow His instructions without worrying about that.

phil
phil
July 23, 2018 1:45 pm

Russian election meddling is a hoax. Another Deep State Newspeak Media ruse.

Seth Rich, Julian Assange and the Awan brothers know what really happened that’s why one is dead, one is wanted by Deep State sleeper Rip Van Sessions and the other got a sweetheart deal from the Deep State Judicial Branch.

Just my .02 cents (sense) of course.

Bonecrusher
Bonecrusher
July 23, 2018 1:40 pm

#23: Parable of the Fig Tree 32“Now learn the parable from the fig tree: when its branch has already become tender and puts forth its leaves, you know that summer is near; 33so, you too, when you see all these things, recognize that He is near, right at the door. 34“Truly I say to you, this generation will not pass… Read more »

wagonburner
Editor
July 23, 2018 12:59 pm

There was already a bananapocalypse. The gros Michel cultivar was by far the most produced banana variety until it became susceptible to a fungus. Today, the Cavendish cultivar is almost the only dessert banana available in the West. Many fear it will also become susceptible to a fungus as well.

Shannon
Shannon
July 23, 2018 12:41 pm

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So you pick a few winners and a lot of losers for your trade war. Losers who can squeal loudly enough get the government to borrow billions from itself (print money) to bail them out.

Everyone Wins!!!!’

Except the consumer / taxpayer.

Doesn’t smell like Shinola to me.

Bonecrusher
Bonecrusher
July 23, 2018 12:11 pm
El Gordo
July 23, 2018 11:56 am

#28 – Is that Trigglypuff? I wudda thought she had stroked out by now with exploding head syndrome or something.

Shannon
Shannon
July 23, 2018 11:45 am

More Trump trade insanity. How many other bailouts are being contemplated? The Trump administration recognizes the financial hardship livestock producers could face as a result of retaliatory tariffs, and farm country will be better off under new trade deals the administration is pursuing, USDA Secretary Sonny Perdue has said. The USDA has examined drawing upon Depression-era programs that permit borrowing… Read more »

Shannon
Shannon
July 23, 2018 11:33 am

I may have to make one.