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A little levity in place of the usual politics. Honestly, I don’t know how they managed to put a show together. Possibly the funniest cast ever put together.

Make sure you watch to the end.


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phil
phil
July 22, 2018 11:24 pm

Listen to this with your morning coffee unca Shanny and you’ll not be sleepy-eyed.

El Gordo
July 22, 2018 9:04 pm

Saw a new fawn yesterday, bringing the total number to 2. Today, I think there was another one out there traveling with its Mama but not with the rest of the herd. Tiny, so must be just a few days old. If so, that will make 3 this year. Last year I had two sets of twins and one solo… Read more »

GJT
GJT
July 22, 2018 8:42 pm

๐Ÿ˜›

Hamous
July 22, 2018 8:37 pm

#131

I thought about posting that one but I didn’t wanna get whupped.

GJT
GJT
July 22, 2018 8:17 pm

#129

She must be in Texas, they are melting!

phil
phil
July 22, 2018 6:49 pm

I think Shoofly Pie-Hole Schumer is up underneath that thing with her doing what he does best.

Hamous
July 22, 2018 6:23 pm

It could always be worse.

mharper42
mharper42
July 22, 2018 5:53 pm

I was surprised to see a 97 on my outdoor-report display. I was in and out moving sprinklers, didn’t feel that bad to me. But they were brief trips.

Hamous
July 22, 2018 5:22 pm

They’re halves of the whole 90 minute game.

Sarge
Sarge
July 22, 2018 5:20 pm

Shannon says: JULY 22, 2018 AT 3:09 PM More World Cup Rugby today. This is an entertaining game. Two 45 minute halves. Action throughout. Very little clock stoppage. What the referee says, goes. NO WHINERS!!! We may have a game that Americans can appreciate once the NFL collapses. Two 45 minute periods is an hour and a half. So, techincally,… Read more »

Hamous
July 22, 2018 5:01 pm

What the hell was she wearing?

Looks like she’s finally ditched the Mao Jackets and moved on to the muสปumuสปu.

El Gordo
July 22, 2018 4:48 pm

Sitting at 110 degrees here in centex, but there is still a chance it might twist up a couple more degrees before sunset. Those of you wondering where hiliary had her covering fitted, I have it on good authority it’s from the parachute division of the Army/Navy Surplus store in Mineral Wells. My spies can find out anything, except of… Read more »

GJT
GJT
July 22, 2018 4:20 pm

๐Ÿ˜› ๐Ÿ˜›

Sarge
Sarge
July 22, 2018 4:16 pm

Texpat says: JULY 22, 2018 AT 2:01 PM I ordered this mandoline for the kitchen since my old one broke and it was a pain to use. It arrived Saturday and Iโ€™m pretty pleased with it. Instead of a bunch of different blades to keep up with, it has a single dial blade feature โ€“ paper thin to 9 mm.… Read more »

GJT
GJT
July 22, 2018 3:51 pm

Yet we still anticipate relief in September. Every. Year.

Shannon
Shannon
July 22, 2018 3:40 pm

But first, letโ€™s take a look at when Houston normally sees its first front. There are many ways we could define the first front, such as days with multiple consecutive hours of northerly winds over 10 or 15 mph, but a lot of these ways have flaws. For example, days with thunderstorm outflows might be erroneously flagged. So I chose… Read more »

Super Dave
Super Dave
July 22, 2018 3:27 pm

LQQks like Shannon is $#!7ing in tail cotton. ๐Ÿ˜€

Super Dave
Super Dave
July 22, 2018 3:26 pm

Well, Shannon’s #31 triggered my #33, so I’m fixin’ Shrimp Etoufee fer supper, along with rice, slaw and Texas Toast.

Super Dave
Super Dave
July 22, 2018 3:22 pm

#115 Adee, sorry, I didn’t put in the link, but from the story; New York โ€“ Twice-failed presidential hopeful, Hillary Clinton spoke at Ozyfest, a two-day festival in Central Park, on Saturday and she looked terrible.
Not sure what an Ozyfset is/was, but it was in Central Park.

Adee
Adee
July 22, 2018 3:14 pm

#106 Super Dave Where/what is this gathering she attended? Wearing a drape or sheet or tent? When Carol Burnett came down the stairs of a southern mansion in a skit on her show wearing the draperies, it was hilarious. This in contrast is not hilarious or even funny, but just plain ghastly. She looks physically ill and pale, pretty much… Read more »

Shannon
Shannon
July 22, 2018 3:09 pm

More World Cup Rugby today.

This is an entertaining game.

Two 45 minute halves.

Action throughout. Very little clock stoppage. What the referee says, goes.

NO WHINERS!!!

We may have a game that Americans can appreciate once the NFL collapses.

mharper42
mharper42
July 22, 2018 3:00 pm

I’ve been moving 3 swiveling sprinklers since 10 a.m. It is now 97 degrees out there. I’ve shut down the 2 in the front yard and will kill the back yard one as soon as I finish my late lunch.

Shannon
Shannon
July 22, 2018 2:55 pm

Chungโ€™s Egg Rolls.

Bonecrusher
Bonecrusher
July 22, 2018 2:23 pm

the flea market trip has concluded. We bought mangos, avocados and cilantro. I got a hat and bought 2 folding knives for the Mrs. one for purse and one for desk.
IT. WAS. HOT.

mharper42
mharper42
July 22, 2018 2:05 pm

106, 107
Yep, my thoughts, too. A size 6XXX hospital gown. Prolly selected to cover all the hardware strapped to her body. Without any protruding shapes that might help to identify what all braces and IV feeds are hooked up to her.

Texpat
Admin
July 22, 2018 2:01 pm

I ordered this mandoline for the kitchen since my old one broke and it was a pain to use. It arrived Saturday and I’m pretty pleased with it. Instead of a bunch of different blades to keep up with, it has a single dial blade feature – paper thin to 9 mm.

$36 list on Amazon now for $23.97 Prime.

Shannon
Shannon
July 22, 2018 2:00 pm

Near Burleigh, TX, Brazos River bottom.

The finest stand of cotton Iโ€™ve ever seen. Tall!!
Itโ€™s just beginning to bloom.
A camera phone just cannot do justice to this 600 acres of perfectly uniform cotton.

Bring your drone, Sarge.

https://www.amazon.com/photos/share/hHLTPxSRXXGhETdJDCrLbCeKtdCpzzu2qwg46qp82mf

GJT
GJT
July 22, 2018 1:42 pm

Looks like a hospital gown. DONโ€™T look at the backside!

Super Dave
Super Dave
July 22, 2018 1:30 pm
phil
phil
July 22, 2018 12:50 pm

The first sitting American president to come from Kenya so says the Kenyan.

Texpat
Admin
July 22, 2018 11:52 am

A Chelsea art gallery owner hit the jackpot when he took a $15,000 gamble on a storage locker and discovered that its contents held a half-dozen paintings believed to be by famed artist Willem de Kooning โ€” that could fetch tens of millions of dollars. David Killen, the owner of an eponymous gallery on 25th Street, didnโ€™t exactly jump at… Read more »

GJT
GJT
July 22, 2018 11:33 am

JB Weld gets the same bad rap as bailing wire and duck tape, but the slow curing stuff is just like welded. One of the rear hubs on my golf cart stripped the splines, I JB welded it for temporary fix but itโ€™s still holding strong six years later.

Katfish
July 22, 2018 11:23 am

#s 96 & 97 – My M/C wrench uses Loctite brand super glue gel – stuff sets amazingly fast

Super Dave
Super Dave
July 22, 2018 10:34 am

Well, I’ve never heard of Max Boot, but he is an imbecile; WaPo Conservative: I Miss Obama And Would Take Him Back In A Nanosecond. How I miss Barack Obama. And I say that as someone who worked to defeat him: I was a foreign policy adviser to John McCain in 2008 and to Mitt Romney in 2012. I criticized… Read more »

Bonecrusher
Bonecrusher
July 22, 2018 10:17 am

I am going to be in a group of four off to the land of the Squawk Box, Cut n Shoot. I hear tell that here is a flea market there and the last time someone went there they found YUUUUUUUUUUGGE mangos there and they were delicious. Perhaps we can get some more.

Super Dave
Super Dave
July 22, 2018 10:17 am

Ninety Nine!!! Teeing her up,………

Super Dave
Super Dave
July 22, 2018 10:16 am

I tested Devcon for shear strength a long time ago. I lap spliced two pieces of aluminum together, the splice was exactly 1″ square. I put them in one of our Instron Load Frames and pulled it until it came apart. It let loose at 987 Lbs.

Super Dave
Super Dave
July 22, 2018 10:10 am

We use Devcon at NASA and I’ve used JB Weld many times, both are very good. I’ve not seen Devcon in stores, I wonder where you can get it.

Texpat
Admin
July 22, 2018 9:50 am

I just sat through this YouTube video of a guy testing the most common epoxy adhesives. Gorilla Devcon JB Weld Original JB Weld KwikWeld JB Weld Extreme Heat Loctite The guy is a little windy so I’ll save you the trouble of sitting through it. The only two worth buying are JB Weld Original and Devcon. The rest are worthless… Read more »

Super Dave
Super Dave
July 22, 2018 9:48 am

I’ve been out in gulf, 80 miles out and on lakes from Georgia to Kansas, down to Texas but the worst storm that I’ve ever been in was on Lake Livingston when a norther blew through. Coming back in I had to run my little Glastron almost flat out, jumping from wave top to wave top. If I slowed down… Read more »

mharper42
mharper42
July 22, 2018 9:36 am

If it can be proven that the captain of the duckboat told the passengers not to bother to put on life jackets, that company is DRT.

Texpat
Admin
July 22, 2018 9:13 am

I’ve had some close calls out on the water in both motorized craft and sail boats. Until you’ve been through it, you have no idea how fast the weather can get very ugly out on the water, especially along the coast. Racing a blue/black squall line to the dock can get a little exciting when 15 minutes ago there wasn’t… Read more »

GJT
GJT
July 22, 2018 9:07 am

That’s a lame TP job. Two rolls? Nice drone though.

Sarge
Sarge
July 22, 2018 8:40 am
Shannon
Shannon
July 22, 2018 8:17 am
Shannon
Shannon
July 22, 2018 8:04 am

Funny headstones.

https://youtu.be/cY5YdAZZtw4

Adee
Adee
July 22, 2018 7:21 am

Good morning Hamsters. It was overcast and 77 at 6, humidity hangs in at 99% but no rain, just ground mist. At least that’s some moisture for the pastures.

July is flying by. But then the older you get, the faster time goes. Or seems to.

phil
phil
July 22, 2018 12:36 am

The Dizzy Crawford Cowboy could never quite get the lyrics right.

phil
phil
July 22, 2018 12:22 am

A toast to the Deep State.