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Monica seems to love mowing the lawn more than others.   


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El Gordo
May 25, 2018 11:38 pm

My go to weather man, Frankie MacDonald, is on top of that illegal storm brewing out in the gulf. Here’s his report in its entirety.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NCJsyUjQKsk&feature=share

If you pay attention, he includes everything you need to know about dealing with this storm.

phil
phil
May 25, 2018 11:09 pm

The best part of the video is that it recalls that time before the queers stole the symbol of the rainbow for their own. Which I have resented ever since.

#MeToo

El Gordo
May 25, 2018 10:54 pm

Apparently we had a tornado just west of me about an hour ago. I saw the emergency equipment running around and blocking the highway in front of my house. I hear there was some damage, but not much news until I get to the Old Pharts coffee club meeting in the AM. One sad story. The local animal control officer,… Read more »

mharper42
mharper42
May 25, 2018 10:51 pm

Here’s a nice meme to say Good Night with, Hamsterville™

Shannon
Admin
May 25, 2018 10:37 pm

57, 65

I confess it was love at first sight.

Shannon
Admin
May 25, 2018 10:34 pm

#65
About that hay rake… You didn’t say that you had a great-grand-daughter operating it.

I think that woman just called me a dirty old man.

/insert “thumbs up” emoji here

Shannon
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May 25, 2018 10:28 pm

69 Phil
I never saw BOA live.
Or I don’t remember it if I did.

The best part of the video is that it recalls that time before the queers stole the symbol of the rainbow for their own. Which I have resented ever since.

Shannon
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May 25, 2018 10:21 pm

Dinky, kinky.

I’m in, once y’all decide.

phil
phil
May 25, 2018 10:18 pm

70tees

phil
phil
May 25, 2018 10:08 pm

Is High on the Hoggwashed Boy out of the spotlight again.

If so then good.

I wonder if unca Shanny ever did JD the chicken dance in the 70s.

Adee
Adee
May 25, 2018 9:59 pm

Almost 10 pm and it’s 73 outside likely thanks to the showers we had around 7 that left a quarter inch in the gauge. Sprinklers can stay turned off for about a week.

Summer has taken over and installed its typical weather patterns already. Ugh.

Adee
Adee
May 25, 2018 9:40 pm

#62 mharper42

Dinky as in small.

GJT
GJT
May 25, 2018 9:24 pm

Just to relive Luv Ya Blue again. They was the days. Later 80s, 90s Oilers – not so much.

mharper42
mharper42
May 25, 2018 9:14 pm

#57
About that hay rake… You didn’t say that you had a great-grand-daughter operating it.

Shannon
Admin
May 25, 2018 9:06 pm

Sure missing your face around here, SQK, if you’re lurkin’.

Shannon
Admin
May 25, 2018 8:52 pm

There are so many great characters in the rich history of the Houston Oilers.
I am so glad I got to be around for…actually… all of it.

mharper42
mharper42
May 25, 2018 8:46 pm

#40 Adee

I’m with mharper42’s #24 describing it as a kitchen curtain valance, however a dinky one.

Dinky or kinky?
Shannonigans and Tim Tom want to know.

phil
phil
May 25, 2018 8:36 pm

I hope Glanville dresses like Johnny Cash on the sidelines again and resurrects Stagger Lee.

77, still coaching and got bit by a water moccasin too.

If that don’t bust me right off my tempered back bacon and corn fed catfish hush puppies.

El Gordo
May 25, 2018 8:26 pm

And then there’s still that illegal storm creeping up on the gulf coast. Maybe because it is not technically a hurricane it is not considered illegal, since actual hurricane season open June 1. I still doubt the hurricane hunters can get out there and approach it until the season opens. Just say no to illegal hurricanes.

GJT
GJT
May 25, 2018 8:26 pm

#58

That’s true too, anyone who would work with Glanville over all those years can’t be all good.

El Gordo
May 25, 2018 8:23 pm

Which two guys? I count three. June Jones is no slouch when it comes to being an ahole too.

Shannon
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May 25, 2018 8:10 pm

Got me a new hay rake.

https://youtu.be/fIVAlV8YVF0

GJT
GJT
May 25, 2018 7:55 pm

Johnny Football has signed with the Hamilton Tiger Cats in the CFL. Head coach June Jones has also hired Jerry Glanville. Not sure Canada is big enough for those two guys.

Adee
Adee
May 25, 2018 7:18 pm

A brief thunder shower just passed over us, sunny before and after passage over our place, but higher up just enough sunshine over the house to make a gorgeous rainbow in the middle of our back pasture, its upper portion mostly hidden by treetops. Both ends were beautifully distinct in the pasture, indeed a rainbow bridge for a few minutes… Read more »

gtotracker
gtotracker
May 25, 2018 7:15 pm

If the ladies think that bikini looked uncomfortable, saw something else yesterday. There is a private zoo on 517 between Alvin and Dickinson. 80 acres of exotic animals. Various imported deer, Watusi cattle, lamas, etc. You sit in a trailer towed by a jeep. $4 buys you a bucket of food to feed the critters as you go. Across from… Read more »

GJT
GJT
May 25, 2018 7:09 pm

Ok I’m sure I deserved that. Missed five minutes of Tucker Carlson.

Shannon
Admin
May 25, 2018 7:06 pm

49
Best damned fish story I’ve heard in forever.

Hope the excitement continues .

Shannon
Admin
May 25, 2018 7:02 pm

No.no.

Must see the whole song.

https://youtu.be/3woPVQExDsQ

GJT
GJT
May 25, 2018 6:58 pm

#48

Aww! Tricked me into a music video!

gtotracker
gtotracker
May 25, 2018 6:42 pm

Moby the flounder strikes again. Last Friday a fish hit and broke the wife’s line. We saw the bobber on Saturday, went out on the kayak on Sunday to retrieve it, and it swam away every time I got close. On Tuesday found the bobber with the leader and hook. No remains, If the fish died and crabs got it… Read more »

Shannon
Admin
May 25, 2018 6:41 pm

Those 5 times SRV went Beast

https://youtu.be/2UkbbSxW254

GJT
GJT
May 25, 2018 6:40 pm

We’ve so moved on from the pedestrian bridge. Trump is still president!

El Gordo
May 25, 2018 5:51 pm

Here’s any update on the pretty Diversity Bridge that collapsed a while back in Flarada killing several people. As expected, it actually concludes nothing.
https://www.enr.com/articles/44566-investigators-explain-focus-on-pre-collapse-cracking-in-florida-bridge

Shannon
Admin
May 25, 2018 5:36 pm

Hey, wait a minute! There is a tractor in that picture,….I didn’t see it right off.

Tractor Porn Redefined

Sarge
May 25, 2018 5:15 pm

It is also certainly no rival to Botticelli’s Birth of Venus.

But this is.

Super Dave
Super Dave
May 25, 2018 5:14 pm

Hey, wait a minute! There is a tractor in that picture,….I didn’t see it right off.

phil
phil
May 25, 2018 4:51 pm

I only noticed one seat in the OC pic and it isn’t antique or decrepit.

Shannon
Admin
May 25, 2018 4:25 pm

no rival to Botticelli’s Birth of Venus.

Yeah but it’ll do.

Adee
Adee
May 25, 2018 4:02 pm

The OC pic looks to be something from Italy if you read the Bellucci-Bella printed on the edge of the decrepit and antique looking seat. That is obviously not the tractor name. It is also certainly no rival to Botticelli’s Birth of Venus.

I’m with mharper42’s #24 describing it as a kitchen curtain valance, however a dinky one.

Katfish
May 25, 2018 3:19 pm

#30 – GEEZ that fella has wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy too much free time!

Tedtam
Admin
May 25, 2018 3:15 pm

#37

Yeah, I had to click ahead myself.

Suffice it say, the carnage was both impressive and satisfying.

mharper42
mharper42
May 25, 2018 2:30 pm

#30
Sorry, but I don’t have 10 minutes to watch wasps buzzing around, before we find out how a weenie might kill them.
:mrgreen:

Super Dave
Super Dave
May 25, 2018 1:56 pm

#31 😀

El Gordo
May 25, 2018 1:50 pm

And the Axis tastes good. As an invasive species, there is no “season” on them, but you do have to have a hunting license.

Shannon
Admin
May 25, 2018 1:27 pm

My #31

They have a resident herd of about thirty of these Axis deer. When they all travel together it is pretty impressive when you have to stop and let them cross the street in front of you.

Katfish
May 25, 2018 1:24 pm

I do love a story with a happy ending!

Armed Citizen Kills Gunman at Oklahoma City Restaurant

Shannon
Admin
May 25, 2018 12:53 pm

Here you go.

Three buddies hanging out on the #9 hole at The Falls golf course.

https://www.amazon.com/photos/share/vg0u006RpGBMUb5ei3oTY4nlXahCsYosTd8VClWE3BW

Tedtam
Admin
May 25, 2018 12:47 pm
Shannon
Admin
May 25, 2018 12:30 pm

SD
I have a photo to link that you’ll like, as soon as I get to a WiFi.