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mharper42
mharper42
November 14, 2017 10:05 pm

Bad job, Tim, kilt the blog, laddy.

GJT
GJT
November 14, 2017 6:37 pm

#59
Rational Woman

Heather Land is famous in my wife’s circle. I think she’s pretty funny.

El Gordo
November 14, 2017 6:05 pm

I don’t think that Jeff could win his seat back after his poor showing in the AG slot. And if he did he would have to be forever another McConnell lackey, which the good people of Alabama are not interest in. So, that’s a no go.

Texpat
Admin
November 14, 2017 5:37 pm

60 phil

I see where McConnell came out and suggested Sessions as a write-in candidate for the Moore position.

That would get Jeff back on the Hill and open up the AG for someone who can handle the job.

Even a dumb, deaf turtle finds an acorn now and then.

Texpat
Admin
November 14, 2017 5:34 pm

RE: My #47 Dallas Judge

Here is a better written article from the Dallas Morning News. The first link went to a poorly written posting.

Frankly, I’m not impressed with the either piece, from a journalistic standpoint.

El Gordo
November 14, 2017 5:17 pm

#59 – Maybe she was trying to remain anonymous, or maybe she actually just looks that way. Oh BTW, and I did pick up your oxymoron – “rational woman”

squawkbox
Admin
November 14, 2017 5:16 pm

Hammiie
Re: Brave browser
i be likin this critter. So far it beats the heck out of everything else I have tried. Firefox is a no go for me for quite some time now.And while i love my Mac, Safari stinks in every way possible.

Shannon
Shannon
November 14, 2017 5:13 pm

I went to the cardiologist today.
Few, if any, empty parking spaces across the street at Memorial City Mall.
At 11:00 in the morning.

phil
phil
November 14, 2017 5:09 pm

LOL–Best line I’ve heard in a while was on the Chris Salcedo show from a caller named Sammy.

With Jeff Sessions I was hoping to get a cross between John Wayne and Clint Eastwood but instead we got Barney Fife.

Couldn’t agree more.–I believe Sessions has skeletons in his closet and the Clinton Crime Syndicate has his Skeleton closet key.

mharper42
mharper42
November 14, 2017 5:05 pm

#49 EG
Ok, that is insane. No rational woman would video herself using a lens that makes her look like a blue-eyed guppy.

Texpat
Admin
November 14, 2017 5:04 pm

Good Grief. DeBARY, Fla. — Authorities say they’ve arrested a man who was creating a weapon of mass destruction in his home in DeBary, Florida, CBS Orlando affiliate WKMG-TV reports. Police discovered explosive devices and about 200 containers of acids, unknown powders and other materials, including bodily fluids, inside the residence. The suspect was one step away from creating the… Read more »

mharper42
mharper42
November 14, 2017 5:00 pm

#47 Texpat

Misleading, sounded like one woman, not two, or whatever.

Texpat
Admin
November 14, 2017 4:27 pm

54 Hamous

I took Firefox off of the 7 computers I was using when that happened. I read about the Brave browser months ago, but forgot about it.

phil
phil
November 14, 2017 4:23 pm

Judge Moore is sentenced by Judge Judy.

Hamous
November 14, 2017 3:55 pm

Firefox will not be installed on any of my devices. I’ve been playing with the minimalist Brave browser for a few months. This is the one that was developed by the guy who created Mozilla and then was fired because he didn’t embrace teh ghey murridge with all his heart and soul.

Texpat
Admin
November 14, 2017 3:50 pm

Next year at SCOTUS is going to be very interesting. There are now 6 major freedom of speech cases granted certiorari for the next session. The court on Monday granted three new speech cases, including a challenge to a California law that requires licensed pregnancy-counseling clinics to tell patients they might be eligible for free or discounted abortions. The nine-month… Read more »

Texpat
Admin
November 14, 2017 3:19 pm

50 EG

Yes, there were 2 separate cases involved in her reprimand. One involved her nephew in a court in the Panhandle and the other was a rape case in her own Dallas courtroom.

Texpat
Admin
November 14, 2017 3:16 pm

44 Katfish

Your mention of it is the first I’ve heard. Seems to be getting a lot of attention though.

El Gordo
November 14, 2017 3:15 pm

#47 – It does seem that the judge in this case was not the same as the presiding judge in the case against her nephew. But wait, I though all women were to be believed regardless of evidence (or lack thereof) according to the Dems. She better be careful of they will pull her Dem card.

El Gordo
November 14, 2017 3:09 pm

Another minute inside a woman’s head.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N5brRKo6iG8&feature=youtu.be

Texpat
Admin
November 14, 2017 2:52 pm

Another one bites the dust. NBC News fired Matt Zimmerman, senior vice president of booking for news and entertainment, on Tuesday following an investigation into allegations of sexual harassment. A NBC spokesperson released a statement about Zimmerman. “We have recently learned that Matt Zimmerman engaged in inappropriate conduct with more than one woman at NBCU, which violated company policy. As… Read more »

Texpat
Admin
November 14, 2017 2:44 pm

A judge in Dallas, Texas has been sanctioned by the state’s judicial ethics oversight board after being accused of interfering in a case involving her nephew and shaming jurors who convicted a rapist in her court. District Judge Teresa Hawthorne was given a Public Reprimand by the Texas Commission on Judicial Conduct late last week. The commission accused Hawthorne of… Read more »

mharper42
mharper42
November 14, 2017 2:25 pm

If Walmart is a MALL, it is its own anchor store. At both ends.
🙂

Katfish
November 14, 2017 2:20 pm

#42 – SO – I reckon we still cannot categorize Wal-Mart as a mall eh?
(since their parking lots are still full to insanity and beyond)

Katfish
November 14, 2017 2:19 pm

Yo T.P. or Squawkster (or anyone in the know)

What’s the take on this ‘Firefox Quantum’ I’m reading about?

*and* – I’m giving ‘duckduckgo’ a trial spin…………..

phil
phil
November 14, 2017 2:16 pm

This guy writes great columns.

Democrat perversion is always good perversion and it’s DSM approved.

mharper42
mharper42
November 14, 2017 2:07 pm

I guess this is happening all over the country now.

phil
phil
November 14, 2017 1:03 pm

“The Department of Justice can never be used to retaliate politically against opponents. That would be wrong.”

**Jeff Sessions

**Except when The Kenyan did it.

Hamous
November 14, 2017 12:55 pm

That’s sort of like picking the prettiest sow in the pen, isn’t it?

Or choosing which herpes strain you want. Only difference is the size of the chancres.

Texpat
Admin
November 14, 2017 12:44 pm

Great story that never would have been told if this veteran had not been there. “Far away from cameras and fanfare,” Brown saw a “lone man” who he later realized was retired U.S. Marine Corps Gen. James Mattis, who is secretary of defense. At the time, he was surprised to see him at Section 60, but upon reflection, he told… Read more »

El Gordo
November 14, 2017 12:43 pm

That’s sort of like picking the prettiest sow in the pen, isn’t it?

Hamous
November 14, 2017 12:39 pm

#35 He’s a little brighter than SJL but not by much. Only thing I can say good is that his world isn’t wrapped up in race. I expect that to change once he gets to DC, though.

Bonecrusher
Bonecrusher
November 14, 2017 12:38 pm

It looks like the reign of terror and socialist bs may finally be over for Robert Mugabe, possible relief in sight for Zimbabwe.

https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/latest-news/659949/zimbabwe-news-latest-attempted-coup-robert-mugabe-army-chief

Shannon
Shannon
November 14, 2017 12:31 pm

Adrian Garcia never struck me as the sharpest knife in the drawer. He’ll fit right in with the Houston Democrat delegation.

El Gordo
November 14, 2017 12:31 pm

Oklahoma is not fair with its fees and funnels money to political favorites? Say it ain’t so. Next thing you know someone might come up with something off kilter in Louisiana – think of the outrage following the outing of corruption in that squeaky clean state.

Texpat
Admin
November 14, 2017 12:29 pm

Uh oh.

SO ONE OF MY COLLEAGUES JUST UPDATED HIS iMAC TO THE NEW HIGH SIERRA VERSION AND IT BRICKED IT. I’ve seen other folks complaining about that on social media. So if you’ve got a Mac, maybe hold off on that one. . .

Posted at 1:10 pm by Glenn Reynolds

Texpat
Admin
November 14, 2017 12:27 pm

21 mharper42

It appears that all court fees in Oklahoma are administered automatically by these scumbags. I think the 30% is added to every fee. Even if it is not, I don’t believe it is fair or ethical.

wagonburner
Editor
November 14, 2017 12:15 pm

Things are gonna get worse before they get better in a coupla third-world workers’ paradises.

Venezuela has apparently finally defaulted on some bond payments, so there’s very little cash left to import anything and assets could start being seized soon.

That lovable little imp, ZimBob, may be facing a military coup right now.

wagonburner
Editor
November 14, 2017 11:38 am

Since Hamous looks like a Middle Eastern terrorist or a South American drug lord, I think he would be a cinch to run in the 29th District.

He could just claim to be transracial. An Hispanical-type person trapped in a pasty white cracker body.

Adee
Adee
November 14, 2017 11:31 am

Good late morning Hamsters. Started off at a nice 59 today, now it’s sunny and breezy. Spouse was telecommuting on the computer I use, so I had to content myself with doing laundry this morning and perusing the Chron for anything useful. Texpat’s # 9 Poland suffered greatly under the Nazis and Soviets, and the Poles are a stalwart people.… Read more »

Darren
Darren
November 14, 2017 11:20 am

Hamous;

It may take a while for your cousins to move if they have to travel on 290.

Darren
Darren
November 14, 2017 11:19 am

El gordo #25;

It matters to the voters in the 29th district. The kingpin jihadist’s district.

El Gordo
November 14, 2017 11:16 am

I just got back in from fire ant patrol since recent rains have pushed them up to the surface. Those living in the yard seem pretty tame, but those living in beds out by the highway are wild and mean suckers.

El Gordo
November 14, 2017 11:14 am

#23 – Since when do any of those issues matter. It’s purely about race anymore.

phil
phil
November 14, 2017 11:14 am

Just as the Deep State Swamp and the DSM are using somebody, anybody, Mueller, to accomplish their goal of overturning the presidential election, they’re doing the same in trying to deep six Judge Moore’s run.

Only Deep State Swamp Monster approved candidates need apply.

Hamous
November 14, 2017 10:58 am

What about your Cuban uncle? Couldn’t he run for Green’s seat?

He’s not a resident of the 29th or Texas, for that matter. He’s also pretty old. Maybe I can talk some of the cousins into moving here. Where I’m from, everybody’s got a cousin in Miami.

El Gordo
November 14, 2017 10:53 am

CNN BREAKING: Trump interferes to deny 3 African-American youths opportunity of fair trial in China!

For the first time my faith in President Trump’s judgment has wavered as he intervened with the Chinese to bring these UCLA basketball thugs back home.

mharper42
mharper42
November 14, 2017 10:48 am

#13
Seems to me that if you PAY your court fees, you don’t get assigned to collections and end up owing more. How is that different from other debtor situations?

phil
phil
November 14, 2017 10:47 am

I hear Ted C Haney has also pulled his support for Roy Moore. Since all the GOOPeeCons believe all these accusations, from 40 years ago, are true about the judge, then when will Slick Willy be sent to prison? Do they not believe Juanita Broaddrick’s claim? I wonder…who does W the Dunce believe? His twin brother Slick or Juanita? I… Read more »

Texpat
Admin
November 14, 2017 10:42 am

Since Hamous looks like a Middle Eastern terrorist or a South American drug lord, I think he would be a cinch to run in the 29th District.