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Hamous
July 23, 2015 11:33 pm
Adee
Adee
July 23, 2015 10:56 pm

#64 GJT

LOL

GJT
GJT
July 23, 2015 10:25 pm

I take the “over”.

Shannon
Admin
July 23, 2015 9:52 pm

Pssst.
The Vegas line on Phil having a combover just changed dramatically.
🙂

GJT
GJT
July 23, 2015 9:45 pm

Sweetie told me it was an estate sale then went on how the guy explained how it worked and some tips. I asked her the dead guy was telling you this??

Evidently an “estate sale” draws more attention than a “moving or garage sale”.

GJT
GJT
July 23, 2015 9:41 pm

Scored me a stainless steel gas smoker today at a supposed estate sale but it was a moving sale. Great shape, even has a cover and manual. Fiddy bucks!
http://www.amazon.com/Smoky-Mountain-Vertical-Gas-Smoker/dp/B005KRZ4F4

GJT
GJT
July 23, 2015 9:32 pm

Rolling over laughing funny.

mharper42
mharper42
July 23, 2015 9:06 pm

Who is ROLF?

Katfish
July 23, 2015 7:38 pm

#59 – in my BEST William F. Buckley voice: “Ah believe your allllllllllGOREhythm must have been peruuuuusing Hillary emails and became corrupted!”

In Texanese: “Brudda yer data be skewed!” ROLF 🙂

Texpat
Admin
July 23, 2015 6:31 pm

52 Katfish After analyzing all the personal available data and evidence, obtained legally and illegally, from each of the commenters here and having it fed into a Cray supercomputer with special algorithms installed, it produced an image of you on a Harley blowing past a DPS trooper shooting the bird at him. What can I say ? You were voted… Read more »

phil
phil
July 23, 2015 6:30 pm

I don’t know why everyone makes fun of The Donald’s combover. I think it’s a great combover and just one more reason for me to vote for him.

Without a doubt it is the best c/o since Ensign Chekov decided to turn in his wig and go with his great Beatle swoop.

Shannon
Admin
July 23, 2015 5:55 pm

While in the Alamo city I made a point to watch their local news. Given the left leaning nature of the city, I was pleasantly surprised at how “straight up” the news was reported. One story was a shockingly unbiased story on trends in gun purchases. The owner of a large gun store discussed the trends of the last twenty… Read more »

Bonecrusher
Bonecrusher
July 23, 2015 5:06 pm

#55: Wouldn’t you just figure that the evil left is making a big stink out of the tapes? They are claiming that laws were broken because people were being recorded without thier knowledge!?!
It isn’t the barbarism of PP that is the issue, it is how the damning evidence was obtained.

Adee
Adee
July 23, 2015 5:00 pm

Listening to Rush and Hannity this afternoon regarding the tapes on Planned Parenting released so far, it appears they are merely the first of many more to come to be released serially. Kind of a shocking, revolting drip-drip-drip that the PP folks and their supporters will further freak out over wondering what horror comes next. If these revelations are not… Read more »

El Gordo
July 23, 2015 4:44 pm

When I was working my retirement job (in a convenience store) a couple that looked similar to the Obama’s pulled up and parked in the front since there were no other customers there at the time. After several minutes, I noticed that no one got out, and since their windows were down, it was easy to see that they were… Read more »

El Gordo
July 23, 2015 4:39 pm

#50 – TP, it should be obvious that the jailers there in Waller County raided their own evidence room and forced that MJ right down that poor girl’s throat while she was just sitting there minding her own business, etc. What other logical conclusion could one draw?

Katfish
July 23, 2015 3:57 pm

#46 – Excuuuuuuuuuuuusssssssssse MOI?

Big Brudda you gettin purty froggy livin so far away!

Come back to TEXAS and say that to my face!!! 🙂 ‘n while displaying aforementioned digit

CFree
CFree
July 23, 2015 3:27 pm

Texpat – in other words; my way or the highway?…sheesh…what a pansy.

Texpat
Admin
July 23, 2015 3:26 pm

The breaking news out of Waller County is the initial autopsy report reveals substantial amounts of marijuana in Bland’s system at the time of death. But they sent the body back to Chicago without further testing to establish how long it had been since she consumed the pot. I suppose this was under tremendous pressure form the family, yet it… Read more »

Texpat
Admin
July 23, 2015 3:01 pm

J. Christian Adams: The murder of Kathryn Steinle on the Embarcadero in San Francisco by an illegal alien is the most familiar example of a crime committed by an alien. But an unreleased internal report by the Texas Department of Public Safety reveals that aliens have been involved in thousands of crimes in Texas alone, including nearly 3,000 homicides. PJ… Read more »

Texpat
Admin
July 23, 2015 2:57 pm

Dana LoeschVerified account
‏@DLoesch

Confirmed official from Trump camp on 3rd party: “I am running as a Republican but if I am not treated right then I may run third-party.”

8:46 AM – 23 Jul 2015

What’s one more lie ?

Bonecrusher
Bonecrusher
July 23, 2015 2:30 pm

#46: I read most of the judges full opinion and I come to the conclusion that you may be able to beat the rap but you will not beat the ride and you will not win if you sue. It just makes more sense to be polite and not start a problem where none exists. If the guy had refrained… Read more »

Texpat
Admin
July 23, 2015 1:48 pm

On the morning of December 10, 2010, Plaintiff was driving his car and observed Defendant [police officer] parked along the side of the road working a traffic patrol. Plaintiff did not recognize Defendant, but as he drove by, he “firmly gave [Defendant] the middle finger, the bird, whatever you want to call it,” through the closed window of his car.… Read more »

CFree
CFree
July 23, 2015 1:47 pm

39. from a comment in the article “But violence often occurs when people have little faith that justice can be achieved through civil or legal procedure.”

Good post though.

Sarge
July 23, 2015 1:45 pm

And that’s cuz Jebby ain’t winning either.

Shannon
Admin
July 23, 2015 1:44 pm

There must be three thousand people here at the Bucee ‘s in Luling.
Who needs the zoo ?

Sarge
July 23, 2015 1:44 pm

Bonecrusher says: JULY 23, 2015 AT 1:39 PM Here is a real lousy scenario: Trump just barely loses the R nomination to Jebba the Booosh and The Hildebeast secures the D position; Trump goes 4rd party to lift the big middle finger to the R establishment. These are the possible outcomes: 1)The R vote gets split and the witch gets… Read more »

Sarge
July 23, 2015 1:41 pm

mharper42 says:
JULY 23, 2015 AT 12:53 PM
Here’s a little grist for the Sandra Bland mill.
http://www.nbcchicago.com/investigations/Suburban-Woman-Found-Dead-in-Jail-Had-Previous-Encounters-With-Police-316025661.html

And then there’s this.

And this.

While there’s a good case for misconduct on the Trooper’s part, and negligence on the part of the Waller County Jail, investigating this as a murder isn’t really warranted.

Bonecrusher
Bonecrusher
July 23, 2015 1:39 pm

Here is a real lousy scenario: Trump just barely loses the R nomination to Jebba the Booosh and The Hildebeast secures the D position; Trump goes 4rd party to lift the big middle finger to the R establishment. These are the possible outcomes: 1)The R vote gets split and the witch gets in 2)The R vote gets split and somehow… Read more »

Texpat
Admin
July 23, 2015 1:33 pm

While the details of what happened the next day on July 21, 1865, are not entirely clear, historians agree that Tutt showed up in the town square in front of the courthouse around 6 p.m. with Hickok’s watch. Wild Bill appeared at the other end of the square and warned Tutt not to come any further. The two began to… Read more »

mharper42
mharper42
July 23, 2015 12:53 pm
Shannon
Admin
July 23, 2015 12:21 pm

If we all become hermaphrodites, I’m going to go out on a limb and predict a rise in promiscuity.

Bonecrusher
Bonecrusher
July 23, 2015 12:06 pm

For the 2nd time this week, the banter has gone straight to the gutter.

Not that there’s anything wrong with that.

squawkbox
Admin
July 23, 2015 11:59 am

where’s the fun in asexual reproduction

Ain’t squack been vigorously trying that for decades?

Apparently I must be able to. Over the years many people have suggested I try.

mharper42
mharper42
July 23, 2015 11:40 am

#25 TT

Of course, asexual repro doesn’t accommodate the bestiality fetishists.

No reason why it couldn’t.

Super Dave
Super Dave
July 23, 2015 11:39 am

#21 I saw that “over yonder” last week, fascinating stuff.

Super Dave
Super Dave
July 23, 2015 11:37 am

#27 We like Noah’s Ark in Baycliff, it’s a laid back biker bar. The have a live band on weekends. For Beer, BJ’s is good, and if you go, try their hard cider. Whatever you do stay away from that ZOO that is Fertittaville.

mharper42
mharper42
July 23, 2015 11:34 am

Or was it the Fortress of Solitude??

Bonecrusher
Bonecrusher
July 23, 2015 11:17 am

#26: :>)

fat albert
fat albert
July 23, 2015 11:12 am

Hey fellow couch residents. I’m going to be in the Kemah/Clear Lake area this evening with my family. Suggestions for a good place to eat?

Tedtam
Admin
July 23, 2015 11:05 am

#24

Not. Even. Touching. That.

Tedtam
Admin
July 23, 2015 11:05 am

Of course, asexual repro doesn’t accommodate the bestiality fetishists.

Bonecrusher
Bonecrusher
July 23, 2015 11:00 am

That’s just not as much fun as it used to be. . . . . .

Katfish
July 23, 2015 10:56 am

#22 – Careful BC – I think MsTT mighta jus told us all to go ‘wiss’ ourselves!

heeheeheeheehee 🙂

Bonecrusher
Bonecrusher
July 23, 2015 10:19 am

asexual reproduction

W, Wh, wait just a darned minute there missy, where’s the fun in asexual reproduction???

Bonecrusher
Bonecrusher
July 23, 2015 10:17 am

A massless particle that can theoretically carry a charge 1000 times faster than an electron. Introducing the Weyl Fermion. HEADLINE: Scientists have finally discovered massless particles, and they could revolutionise electronics After 85 years of searching, researchers have confirmed the existence of a massless particle called the Weyl fermion for the first time ever. With the unique ability to behave… Read more »

Tedtam
Admin
July 23, 2015 10:14 am

I say we become a breed of naked hermaphrodites who exercise asexual reproduction and just end all the craziness.

squawkbox
Admin
July 23, 2015 10:12 am

What a crazy mixed up world we live in.

drag queens are offensive to transgender people, others think banning drag queens is offensive to transgender drag queens, and still others think allowing only transgender drag queens is offensive to cisgender drag queens.

what the hell is a cisgender drag queen? Bunsonburner? I think you can handle that question, 🙂