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Adee
Adee
June 1, 2015 11:06 pm

Excellent satire that skates too close to reality these days as you said, Texpat.

El Gordo
June 1, 2015 8:34 pm

Unfortunately Northwestern’s policy just leaked, but what they are doing is in response to a directive from the US Dept of Edumacation citing Title IX requiring these ridiculous requirements. In other words, they are all doing it, but most colleges are trying to keep it under the radar. It’s just another of Obama’s list of regulation trying to satisfy the… Read more »

Adee
Adee
June 1, 2015 7:28 pm

One can take small comfort, but none the less some modicum of comfort, that Northwestern is a private school and therefore entitled to be as lunatic as it likes so long as it doesn’t trip up on any of the Federal proclamations—real or imagined. Am thinking the Big 10 + 4 should ask them to quietly leave the conference for… Read more »

Shannon
Shannon
June 1, 2015 7:28 pm

Speaking of which, haven’t seen texanadian around lately.
Probably still digging out.

Shannon
Shannon
June 1, 2015 7:26 pm
Adee
Adee
June 1, 2015 7:19 pm

#55 Bonecrusher

Nothing wrong with mourning a friend’s passing, be she quadruped rather than biped.

Shannon
Shannon
June 1, 2015 6:40 pm

Psssst.
The HEB Homemade Vanilla will do, in these trying times.

Bonecrusher
Bonecrusher
June 1, 2015 6:39 pm

Comedy from my inbox: (Sarge, don’t get your shorts in a knot, this is comedy) Yesterday, I wore my Vietnam Veterans cap when I went to Wal-Mart. There was nothing in particular that I needed at the world’s largest retailer, but since I retired, trips to Wally World to look at the “Walmartians” is always good for some comic release.… Read more »

Bonecrusher
Bonecrusher
June 1, 2015 6:36 pm

My cat, Freeway, is now taking a dirt nap next to Axel, another cat, behind the garage. Her torment is over. I am glad for that but sad for the loss of a great cat. When she was younger, she would jump on my therapy table and lie down next to my clients. She calmed them and made my job… Read more »

Bonecrusher
Bonecrusher
June 1, 2015 6:19 pm

Whiskers: Let’s just say I’m not holding my breath for that one to happen. . .
I mean come on reasonable and responsible behavior from a multi-term senator?!?
PSSSHHHAWW

Bonecrusher
Bonecrusher
June 1, 2015 6:18 pm

#50: Public Attacks On Victims: When a student accuses a faculty member or another student of sexual misconduct, the only University response consistent with Title IX is contrition, acceptance, and support. That’s an obligation of all University employees. Whether or not the complaint has yielded public litigation or press coverage, it is inappropriate for University employees to engage in victim-blaming… Read more »

Katfish
June 1, 2015 6:17 pm

#51 – I’m presuming your interrogative is completely rhetorical – correct?

Bonecrusher
Bonecrusher
June 1, 2015 6:12 pm

#49: Why izzit that the concept of reeling in charitable giving by the govt (food stamps, wwic, welfare, afdc, supplemental disability and prolly a dozen others I don;t know about) never discussed? Why not start at waste, fraud, duplicitave programs, etc. WHY NOT TRY CUTTING SPENDING OTHER THAN THE MILITARY?

El Gordo
June 1, 2015 5:37 pm

You won’t believe this treatment of delicate snowflakes at Northwestern University. Why would any male student even apply for enrollment – it’s a set-up to have your life ruined.
http://popehat.com/2015/05/31/leaked-northwestern-university-email-states-rules-for-title-ix-investigations/

Hamous
June 1, 2015 5:20 pm

The first homo senator from South Carolina goes all Mondale on the day of his announcement. That’s sure to endear him to conservatives.

Bonecrusher
Bonecrusher
June 1, 2015 5:14 pm

#47: And then some.

Adee
Adee
June 1, 2015 4:33 pm

#39 mharper

Sadly, when you’re deep into delusion and believe that DNA can be bribed to lie, merely spelling your new name unconventionally is minor. Pray for him for he is so lost out there in some parallel universe. Very sad. A pox on all the Vogue drones who helped put him front and center in their degenerate rag.

wagonburner
Editor
June 1, 2015 3:58 pm

#37 hamous
/s/he has a nice rack.

wagonburner
Editor
June 1, 2015 3:56 pm

Tourist in South Africa feeds the kitty.

Bonecrusher
Bonecrusher
June 1, 2015 3:18 pm

Hey Laurent, go eff yourself. HEADLINE:FRENCH MINISTER: 2015 CLIMATE DEAL MUST AVOID US CONGRESS BONN, Germany (AP) — The global climate agreement being negotiated this year must be worded in such a way that it doesn’t require approval by the U.S. Congress, the French foreign minister said Monday. Laurent Fabius told African delegates at U.N. climate talks in Bonn that… Read more »

Dooood
June 1, 2015 3:13 pm

re: #40 / 41

If I was one of those guys there is no way I would sign that. I would, however, try to get in on this.

El Gordo
June 1, 2015 3:11 pm

Ever wonder how so many of these scientific studies get published. One group set out to fake a study and proved their theory:
https://www.techdirt.com/articles/20150528/11025431141/sting-operation-shows-how-full-crap-health-journals-are-when-it-comes-to-dietary-studies.shtml

I’m beginning to think the cops killed all the Waco bikers too. The story is really starting to stink things up. Of course, if you measure Waco against Baltimore….

Shannon
Shannon
June 1, 2015 2:58 pm
Shannon
Shannon
June 1, 2015 2:57 pm

This Waco shoot out (slaughter?) is beginning to stink to high heaven. Waco, Texas – Earlier today, detainees in the Jack Harwell Detention Center in Waco were told that in exchange for bond reductions, they must sign a document stating the Waco police “had the right to arrest the inmate and that he/she will not file a lawsuit against McLennan… Read more »

mharper42
mharper42
June 1, 2015 2:18 pm

#37
I noticed immediately how much the neck and shoulders resemble Mooch Obammy.

And shouldn’t that be “Kaitlyn” with a K!!??

Adee
Adee
June 1, 2015 1:22 pm

That was a fascinating read on tracking down fraud in publishing supposedly scientific research and how Science mag let it pass on so-called peer review. Science mag should be embarrassed out the wazoo, as its desire to focus attention/push on matters it believes are socially important outbids any supposedly academic or scientific ethics. MMGW and now Climate Change propaganda are… Read more »

Hamous
June 1, 2015 1:16 pm

Y’all gotta check out the effigy of a woman on the latest Vanity fair cover.

Sarge
June 1, 2015 1:13 pm

Bonecrusher says:
JUNE 1, 2015 AT 11:09 AM
#20: There is a silver lining there, Gramnesty is agonna find out just how much the politically active conservatives out there loathe him.

Lindsay Graham is running in an attempt to control the all important South Carolina Primary.

Hamous
June 1, 2015 12:54 pm

Strangely enough, every story I saw was on liberal sites. NYT, WaPo, huffpo, Vox, New Yorker. I think wimpy “conservative” sites are askeered of being called homophobic.

mharper42
mharper42
June 1, 2015 12:46 pm

I don’t know what to say about the fake gay survey story. I remember there being some news when the fake survey came out — all the lefties were just thrilled. I do not remember seeing anything about an expose until I read that long story this morning. Yet the sort of sites I watch would surely have covered this… Read more »

Tedtam
Admin
June 1, 2015 12:42 pm

Watch for flying shrapnel, EG.

El Gordo
June 1, 2015 12:13 pm

I was going to watch the blowhards bloviate but decided to cut my toenails instead.

Shannon
Shannon
June 1, 2015 11:44 am

The blowhards are blowing hard in the waning moments of the session.
Get a room for Pete’s sake.

Bonecrusher
Bonecrusher
June 1, 2015 11:32 am

I am going to really enjoy it when the 30,000 real scientists finally get their case in court to challenge the entire mmgw myth. The fraud will exposed, but unfortunately nothing of substance will happen to the perps like the manbearpigcrazedsexpoodlelyingsackofcrap.

Shannon
Shannon
June 1, 2015 11:22 am

Oh. Never mind.

Bonecrusher
Bonecrusher
June 1, 2015 11:21 am

and here I just thought I was having deja vu all over again. . . . .

Hamous
June 1, 2015 11:11 am

Yeah, that’s what my link to the New Yorker was about.

Bonecrusher
Bonecrusher
June 1, 2015 11:09 am

#20: There is a silver lining there, Gramnesty is agonna find out just how much the politically active conservatives out there loathe him.

Shannon
Shannon
June 1, 2015 11:05 am

22
Yabbut this is a followup story on the guy that exposed the fraud, a gay guy.

So there.

Super Dave
Super Dave
June 1, 2015 10:54 am

Just another day in paradise, the water has been great, real smooth, especially in the mornings. Yesterday after I walked down to the pier, I went out past the sandbar where the few breakers were and floated for about an hour. This morning after I finished my coffee I headed back down for another relaxing float, gotta’ take advantage of… Read more »

Katfish
June 1, 2015 10:50 am

Oh GEEZ – now we gotta pay attenshun?

who do I SUE? 🙂

Hamous
June 1, 2015 10:48 am

#14 Texpat and I both posted about that story weeks ago. I guess we know who y’all pay attention to 😉

Katfish
June 1, 2015 10:37 am

#20 – Pass dat bucket Brutha Squawkster! oh hell Naw!

squawkbox
Admin
June 1, 2015 10:32 am

AMERICA IS SAVED

Lindsey Graham is announcing his run for the residency of the United States.

/PUKE

mharper42
mharper42
June 1, 2015 9:57 am

#14 Shannon
Excellent story of exposing academic fraud.

Tedtam
Admin
June 1, 2015 9:53 am

So sorry about kitty. Miss Salem is looking older these days, and she’s becoming exceedingly clingy. I worry about her. I keep her heating pad on for her, so she’s as comfortable as I can make her.

Bonecrusher
Bonecrusher
June 1, 2015 9:41 am

The trauma from the bite itself is the least of her worries. The bacteria in the mouth of a komodo dragon is so toxic the animal is considered venemous.

Bonecrusher
Bonecrusher
June 1, 2015 9:16 am

Doooood, I have always gone straight to the source, so I couldn’t tell you.