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Tedtam
Admin
February 19, 2015 10:20 pm

Never ask for help on the ‘net.

Because everyone is a comedian.

GJT
GJT
February 19, 2015 9:19 pm

What a dumb ending to Two and a Half Men.

GJT
GJT
February 19, 2015 9:17 pm

Hunnerd n two

Sigh

phil
phil
February 19, 2015 8:51 pm

Shannon

Now that was funny!!

mharper42
mharper42
February 19, 2015 8:48 pm
Super Dave
Super Dave
February 19, 2015 8:14 pm

#99! Come on down!!!

mharper42
mharper42
February 19, 2015 8:09 pm

Hmm, is Tim lurking nearby? We are getting rather close to the 100 mark…

mharper42
mharper42
February 19, 2015 8:08 pm

#39 Dave & ST
I would be favorably inclined to finally meet more of you hamsters. By more of, I mean in addition to Tedtam and Shannon (and his favorite nurse).

Super Dave
Super Dave
February 19, 2015 7:41 pm

Corned Beef and Sauerkraut on black rye. Antipasto.

So good.

Mmmmm, Dayaam good stuff Maynard! Please tell me that you had horseradish also!

Shannon
Shannon
February 19, 2015 7:17 pm

First an old liberal friend from way back tracks me down and calls after fifteen years.

Then izzy shows up.

Now it appears Phil has gone around the bend.

I’m getting paranoid now.

Time to check the ammo and polish the Mini 14.

phil
phil
February 19, 2015 7:08 pm

I have a confession.

I was raised Catholic, once caught a cardinal in a cardboard box trap, thought it was a sin to keep the bird trapped so I let it go.

Hamous
February 19, 2015 7:08 pm

Conversation on my nephew’s newly created FB: Nephew: If you’re wondering, this is my real name. I thought it was about time to get a real Facebook. Me: What’s your Jihadi name? Nephew: Qahira ibn Sharlez Al-Jawad. Takbir! Me: Allāhu Akbar! Nephew: What’s your clown name? Me: Chuckles Nephew’s Friend: Why didn’t you just change your name on the other… Read more »

Shannon
Shannon
February 19, 2015 6:58 pm

It’s Izzy! He’s back!

🙂

Shannon
Shannon
February 19, 2015 6:45 pm

Cyclone sandwich hits Queensland.
Yep, two of them.

squawkbox
Admin
February 19, 2015 6:40 pm

🙂

Izzy
Izzy
February 19, 2015 6:34 pm

86 Squawkbox, Good to see you too my old virtual friend. Your welcoming words mean a lot.

squawkbox
Admin
February 19, 2015 6:34 pm

Hey Izzy you can talk to me now. I am retired from, moderators duties

Shannon
Shannon
February 19, 2015 6:29 pm

Corned Beef and Sauerkraut on black rye. Antipasto.

So good.

squawkbox
Admin
February 19, 2015 6:13 pm

Howdy Izzy Good to see your smiling face again.

Izzy
Izzy
February 19, 2015 6:10 pm

79 Texpat, Good on ya mate! I have a daughter too and if ever…

squawkbox
Admin
February 19, 2015 6:07 pm

Hammie

You were the first person I ever heard use the term “Mackerel Snapper”. Cracked me up. Guess that makes me a hater huh?

Hamous
February 19, 2015 6:04 pm

I used the term “Mackerel Snapper” one time and some lady who didn’t really know me (and who was not even Catholic) was outraged. “Don’t you know how offensive that is to Catholics???” I just smiled and said “I’m Catholic.” Flustered her so much she didn’t know what to say and stormed off.

squawkbox
Admin
February 19, 2015 5:59 pm

If it aint all the way to Splendora (or Cut & Shoot) I’m game

If y’all come to Cut-N-Shoot I am game.

/Hey what ya got against Cut-N-Shoot?

squawkbox
Admin
February 19, 2015 5:54 pm

Catholics: Is this sign over the line or in poor taste? Or just mildly humorous?

Pfffffttt anyone finding that offensive has joined the crowd that has lost their ability to laugh at themselves.

Shannon
Shannon
February 19, 2015 5:37 pm

Texpat
Jim in West Virginia says you can’t let the dogs walk on the frozen concrete for fear of frostbite, only on snow covered ground. I never thought about that.
I see -30 wind chills south of you in PA.
You people are nucking futs.

Texpat
Admin
February 19, 2015 5:18 pm

Izzy and Fat Albert I had a close friend flatly and horribly accused of a very mild inappropriate behavior with a student back in 1990s in Waller County. She had 5 witnesses ready to testify on her behalf that the accusations were false (including a federal judge and his wife) but the school district forced her to resign anyway. This… Read more »

Hamous
February 19, 2015 4:25 pm

Texas gots teh ghey murridge.

Thursday’s ruling doesn’t invalidate the marriage of the two women who were allowed to marry hours earlier based on a one-time court order issued for health reasons. One of the women has cancer.

Teh ghey murridge cures cancer??? Wow, that’s some purty powerful stuff!

Sarge
February 19, 2015 4:25 pm

Shannon says:
FEBRUARY 19, 2015 AT 4:05 PM
According to the song it happened here.

OK. These guys knew it.

Katfish
February 19, 2015 4:06 pm

#39 – Geez “up Her Way?”

If it aint all the way to Splendora (or Cut & Shoot) I’m game

Shannon
Shannon
February 19, 2015 4:05 pm

According to the song it happened here.

Katfish
February 19, 2015 4:02 pm

#67 – IMO there is no crime on earth that is more evil or heinous that abusing a child – it literally steals their life and then leaves them to deal with the results. FA – I do not disagree with a single syllable – fortunately at least SOME victims regain their POWER and their childhood and their faith in… Read more »

Sarge
February 19, 2015 3:55 pm

Or was it here?

Sarge
February 19, 2015 3:54 pm

Shannon says:
FEBRUARY 19, 2015 AT 3:46 PM
Someone say, “Big Iron”?

Yah.

And this is where it happened

Izzy
Izzy
February 19, 2015 3:52 pm

67 fat albert, tough to prove, but I agree in principle… same for priests…same for cops

Shannon
Shannon
February 19, 2015 3:48 pm

39 SD
If I’m off I’ll attend.

Izzy
Izzy
February 19, 2015 3:47 pm

…and don’t think for a minute that high school students don’t flirt with their teachers; they do and they know exactly what they are doing. The mere accusation of impropriety by a student is enough to get a teacher called into the Principal’s office for a closed door meeting. And if you(second person) think a teacher won’t raise the grade… Read more »

Shannon
Shannon
February 19, 2015 3:46 pm

Someone say, “Big Iron”?

fat albert
fat albert
February 19, 2015 3:37 pm

#57 Texpat: Having a friend that has had to deal with the trauma of being sexually abused as a child, my personal opinion is that the proper response to a teacher who abuses children is immediate hanging – preferably in the public square. “Pour encourager les autres” so to speak. I guarantee fewer cases of abuse given that policy. IMO… Read more »

Shannon
Shannon
February 19, 2015 3:35 pm

Bad move.

2-19-1846 – The formal transfer of government between Texas and the United States took place and the First Legislature of the state of Texas convened in Austin. Texas had officially become a state on December 29, 1845.

Hamous
February 19, 2015 3:27 pm

Catholics: Is this sign over the line or in poor taste? Or just mildly humorous?

It’s not the least bit offensive (but not really funny).

Izzy
Izzy
February 19, 2015 3:14 pm

57 Texpat, Teachers that mess with kids should be dealt with behind doors…prison doors. You will notice that women are just as likely to abuse students as men are, however, they are less likely to serve equal jail time. You may remember the case of Katherine Camille Murray for example http://www.click2houston.com/news/former-teacher-who-had-sex-with-student-to-be-released-from-prison/30843494

Sarge
February 19, 2015 3:09 pm

Katfish says:
FEBRUARY 19, 2015 AT 2:39 PM
When Yer down on Yer luck…………

I see your Down On Yer Luck

And raise you some Old Songs

Izzy
Izzy
February 19, 2015 2:52 pm

60 Katfish, like

gtotracker
gtotracker
February 19, 2015 2:42 pm

The folks in that video in #13 have probably been doing that for a while. Now it is on the internet and people know it can be done. How long before rednecks, likely starting in Florida, begin blowing themselves up building a bigger one?

Katfish
February 19, 2015 2:39 pm
Hamous
February 19, 2015 2:36 pm

So, guys and gals, is your ring finger longer than your index finger? Both my ring fingers are longer than their counterpart index fingers. And does that appropriately determine your sex? Nope, another appendage and his sidekicks make that crystal clear. I’m not sure what I would have done otherwise I guess you’d have had to go all Bruce Jenner… Read more »

Tedtam
Admin
February 19, 2015 2:27 pm

Something cool: ink dropped in water

Okay, as you were…

Texpat
Admin
February 19, 2015 1:59 pm

An Associated Press investigation found more than 2,500 cases over five years in which educators were punished for actions from bizarre to sadistic. There are 3 million public school teachers nationwide, most devoted to their work. Yet the number of abusive educators – nearly three for every school day – speaks to a much larger problem in a system that… Read more »

Sarge
February 19, 2015 1:53 pm
Texpat
Admin
February 19, 2015 1:48 pm

Well, whaddya know ! “It is very likely that at least some degree of Ebola virus transmission currently occurs via infectious aerosols generated from the gastrointestinal tract, the respiratory tract, or medical procedures, although this has been difficult to definitively demonstrate or rule out, since those exposed to infectious aerosols also are most likely to be in close proximity to,… Read more »