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  1. Adee Avatar
    Adee

    Good morning Hamsters. Steady east breeze is blowing, and it’s 48 at 6, overcast and mostly dark. Rain is supposed to start sometime this afternoon and hang around all day tomorrow. Two more days of the Super Bowl lunacy to endure, or not, only a few hours of which is actually the game and the prime reason for all the madness. Weather in Phoenix looks to be blah so it’s fortunate the stadium has a roof.

    Meanwhile there are several errands to be done before the rain comes.

  2. Texpat Avatar
    Texpat

    What is this ? The Levitating Hair Club for Men ?

  3. Texpat Avatar
    Texpat

    From Taranto at WSJ:

    Fox Butterfield, Is That You?

    “The overwhelming majority of Britons believe in climate change but fewer than one in five is very worried about it, new research has revealed. Despite warnings from UN scientists, politicians and even Prince Charles that time is running out to avoid catastrophic global warming, the number of people describing themselves as ‘very concerned’ has more than halved over the past decade.”—Emily Gosden, Daily Telegraph (London), Jan. 29

  4. Hamous Avatar

    I like the first one. Reminds me of one of my grandfather’s sayings: Red on the noodle like a pecker on a poodle.

  5. mharper42 Avatar
    mharper42

    I don’t like long hair on a man. Have Hammy try the Joni Ernst wig.

  6. Hamous Avatar

    That’s no wig. That’s a Tribble.

  7. GJT Avatar
    GJT

    Noodles and poodles and peckers and tribbles. Y’all got ‘er cranked up already this mornin.

  8. squawkbox Avatar
    squawkbox

    Ladies and Germa I present “The Hamous” sportin the Joni Ernst

    Mvc-559s copy

  9. squawkbox Avatar
    squawkbox

    Shoulda added “duck lips“.

    He looks like my 3rd grade math teacher

    I wonder what Shannon would look like? Nawwwww

  10. mharper42 Avatar
    mharper42

    Squawks can make a photoshop while I’m still looking for my shoes.
    🙂

  11. Adee Avatar
    Adee

    This is all diversion from the Super Bowl hype, right?

  12. wagonburner Avatar
    wagonburner

    #9 squack
    Don’t fraget the orange tan

  13. mharper42 Avatar
    mharper42

    According to weather.com, where I get my forecasts for my zip code, next up is Winter Storm Linus. I was wondering what happened to K, but then google tells me that Winter Storm Kari is snowing in Maine as I type.

  14. squawkbox Avatar
    squawkbox

    bunsonburner

    #9 squack
    Don’t fraget the orange tan

    He does look a little pastie.

  15. phil Avatar
    phil

    If this fella had a beard I could see a stark resemblence to the photo in the number 8 post.

  16. GJT Avatar
    GJT

    I wonder what Shannon would look like? Nawwwww

    You ain’t got a hair…..

  17. Tedtam Avatar

    I have to see my Mom this morning, and deliver clothes and Butter Buds. She got ticked off yesterday ‘cuz she was sleeping when I sent to see her yesterday and I wasn’t feeling my best, so I didn’t stay. So today, I have to deliver her stuff. Then I have a meeting in Pearland at 1:00, and a wedding in Magnolia at 4:00.

    I guess I’ll have to dress for the wedding after I see Mom. I’m packing some flats because my feet’ll be killing me in heels (which I’m no longer used to wearing) by the time the dancing starts. And I intend to dance!

  18. Bonecrusher Avatar
    Bonecrusher

    Well, it’s official, Bruce Jenner is going through the change to become a shemale.

  19. phil Avatar
    phil

    Then I better start on my Saturday morning chores.

    Such a nice G-solo.

  20. Tedtam Avatar

    #19

    SHOCKER!

    /not

    I mean really, who didn’t know already?

  21. Hamous Avatar

    Bruce is transitioning to a woman

    Correction – Bruce is transitioning to an effigy of a woman. Here’s where such insanity necessarily leads.

    WASS

  22. mharper42 Avatar
    mharper42

    #19 Bones
    He will fit in BETTER with that horde of Kardashian wimminz, after his transition.

  23. Bonecrusher Avatar
    Bonecrusher

    I think it makes a whole lot more sense now as to why he would want to marry Kris in the first place. It could also explain the failure of his first 2 marriages.
    What a bunch of nutbags.

    /spits

  24. squawkbox Avatar
    squawkbox

    with all the super bowel tripe i have had to resort to the radiot to get away from it all.

  25. wagonburner Avatar
    wagonburner

    #28 shannon
    squack needs to listen to that next time he feels the need to head to the lake in his speedo

  26. Bonecrusher Avatar
    Bonecrusher

    very interesting acoustic guitar, skitso.

  27. wagonburner Avatar
    wagonburner

    Brucette needs to get theirself a better foundational garment.

  28. Adee Avatar
    Adee

    The Jenner tale of mental disorder—Bah humbug. Gimme more Puppy Bowl.

  29. Bonecrusher Avatar
    Bonecrusher

    #33: I wonder ifn he, she, it, ve or whatever is gonna get a set of new perkies installed when the change is complete?

  30. Bonecrusher Avatar
    Bonecrusher

    More to quench the thirst of the D kool aide drinkers.
    The commentary from oldest to newest is harsh towards the article and the subject therein.

  31. squawkbox Avatar
    squawkbox

    squack needs to listen to that next time he feels the need to head to the lake

    Walmart, City Hall, DMV, Bestbuy, HEB, Bingo Hall, American Legion Club, VFW, Church

    in his speedo

  32. squawkbox Avatar
    squawkbox

    Did D_n P_trick sell KSEV?

  33. Bonecrusher Avatar
    Bonecrusher

    #40: I don’t think so. Yesterday Chris Salcedo still referred to him as his boss.

  34. squawkbox Avatar
    squawkbox

    Just wonderin.
    Thanks

  35. Adee Avatar
    Adee

    A light mist is drifting in from the southwest, the first moisture all day so I guess we’ve been lucky to only have overcast so far. Outside stuff got finished by mid afternoon, and the inside stuff can be done pretty much at any time.

    Christmas tree got taken down and put away this afternoon. It usually stays up until Epiphany, but this time preparation for the trip knocked that out, then the two weeks gone, and a week to recover from the trip, so that’s why it took so long. Would really appreciate a walk-in closet large enough to store the decorated tree, but there’s no room. The corner it was in looks so bare even though there’s furniture in it. Sigh

  36. Bonecrusher Avatar
    Bonecrusher

    Vince Gill is really an incredible singer. He pulls the feeling from down deep and puts it up there way high.

  37. gtotracker Avatar
    gtotracker

    Anyone who can remember Wall of Voodoo probably heard this.

  38. Hamous Avatar

    gto going ’80s. Speaking of Wall of Voodoo

  39. Hamous Avatar

    It’s always hard to find something gto’s never heard of. But I always hafta try.

  40. Hamous Avatar

    I don’t go nowhere without my Cherokee Chief

  41. gtotracker Avatar
    gtotracker

    Beat Rodeo. Of of my favourites.

  42. gtotracker Avatar
    gtotracker

    #52, Don’t recall it but would not have liked it. You got me on #53 I like that sound.

  43. gtotracker Avatar
    gtotracker

    I’ll spot you the Del Lords and Del Fuegos as we both know them.

  44. gtotracker Avatar
    gtotracker

    Wonder Woman is on MeTV. I’ll be back later.

  45. squawkbox Avatar
    squawkbox

    GTO

    Anyone who can remember Wall of Voodoo probably heard this.

    Good find. 🙂

  46. squawkbox Avatar
    squawkbox

    I was gonna ride off on the Glendale Train but someone done robbed it.

  47. phil Avatar
    phil

    Being a dog owner and have had a dog as a pet all my life, I’m about tired of the DDWs that walk their dogs in the park where I jog and they either never use their leash or they have a retractable leash but they apparently don’t know how to use it.

    Today, I almost got bit by a dog as I was running. The DDW didn’t even bother to retract the leash until the last second as said dog was lunging to make a piece of my calf his Kibbles and Bits snack for the day.

    As I dodged the canine , I spouted a spontaneous, you phucking idiot (sorry Granny Hammie), and then I stopped and just looked at the DDW as he managed a barely audible, Oh sorry and kept on his merry way.

    I mean come on DDW. You see me coming towards you from 50 yards away and I am off the sidewalk of the park, jogging on the dirt path to give you plenty of room yet you let Fido stretch all the way across into my path!?

    A little advice DDWs–Use the leash and draw the dog closer to you when other people are coming up on you. It protects the other people, your dog and other animals.

    Your dog doesn’t know the other person and we don’t know your dog from Adam’s off ox.

    So if you don’t know how to do it……….

  48. squawkbox Avatar
    squawkbox

    And to finish my night off Walkin Blues

  49. Shannon Avatar
    Shannon

    I agree Phil.
    People who let their dogs run loose should lose their dog ownership privileges.
    And be slapped around.
    Vigorously.

  50. Adee Avatar
    Adee

    Good morning Hamsters. Groundhog Day minus one, and we know how that will turn out as it always does. It can’t score well in the news media mania contest because it’s the day after the SB, and all the media are in recovery from their mania of today. Anyway it’s likely that groundhogs and millions of people are bored with it to begin with, since seeing or not seeing the shadow is the thing and not who or what does or does not see a shadow. And Winter hangs around as long as it wants to anyway.

    Speaking of media, local sports reporters/commenters/hangers on are in full mania mode over JJ’s rightly deserved award presented last night. But please give the man a chance to breathe and enjoy the occasion with his family. And stop obsessing over his not winning MVP.

    As for the anticlimax of the past two weeks—the actual game—Go Seahawks, Go Russell Wilson.

  51. gtotracker Avatar
    gtotracker

    I thought the ground hog died.

  52. GJT Avatar
    GJT

    He did but he comes back everyday.

  53. mharper42 Avatar
    mharper42

    That clueless Mayor DeBlasio killed a ground hog last year. I think it bit him and he dropped it.

  54. Adee Avatar
    Adee

    Aha, another escapade of the too clueless to be elected to anything Mayor of NYC comes to light. But he was. Hope all those New Yorkers who put him into office are happy wallowing in his incompetence. Condolences to those who voted for someone else. Check to see if you can launch a recall.

  55. squawkbox Avatar
    squawkbox

    Finally a solution I can get on board with in the battle with wimminz over seat up/seat down.

  56. mharper42 Avatar
    mharper42

    #73
    I am puzzled by this bullet point. What is special about the “morning”?

    Designed to adjust to any angle – works great in the “morning” 🙂

    — mApprehensive42

  57. Hamous Avatar

    I am puzzled by this bullet point. What is special about the “morning”?

    It has to do with our plumbing and its proclivity to change flexural strength, particularly in the morning after a night time of bladder collection.

  58. Shannon Avatar
    Shannon

    Sure got quiet in here

  59. Shannon Avatar
    Shannon

    Hammie gives it the old college try

  60. Hamous Avatar

    I’m reminded of a rash street sign stealing by teenagers in the Woodlands a while back:

    To the despair of local law enforcement, teenage pranksters repeatedly stole the signs from a particular street in the Woodlands: Morning Wood.

  61. Bonecrusher Avatar
    Bonecrusher

    frequently for healthy men the angle of the dangle changes in the morning.

  62. phil Avatar
    phil

    66 Shannon

    L 🙂 L

  63. Bonecrusher Avatar
    Bonecrusher

    I guess everybody is glued to the one eyed brain drainer watching the pre-game to the stupor bowl.

  64. Shannon Avatar
    Shannon

    My once-fairly-good geography knowledge slowly fades away. One of the Seattle players is from Tonga, so I had to double-check where Tonga is located.
    Don’t do as I did and confuse it with Tobago.
    Tonga is on the other side of the world and is the epitome of “nowhere”.

  65. mharper42 Avatar
    mharper42

    #75 Hammy
    I saw that Seinfeld episode.

    So this “morning” difference, is it like trying to control the garden hose when the water is turned on full blast?
    🙂

  66. Adee Avatar
    Adee

    #80 Bonecrusher

    You get the prize for delicacy in description. Laughing so hard I can’t even tell spouse what’s so funny. Can barely breathe. Ahem.

  67. Adee Avatar
    Adee

    #85 mharper42

    Almost had the laughing under control for #80 and then saw that. Still can’t speak to spouse.

  68. Shannon Avatar
    Shannon

    Some may be unaware of the the most interesting things about the stadium where today’s game is being played:

    1) It is the world’s ugliest stadium

    2) The entire playing surface is retractable and rolls in and out of the building.

  69. Adee Avatar
    Adee

    You all understand of course that the reputation of Hambone is ruined for life.

  70. Bonecrusher Avatar
    Bonecrusher

    M42, Adee: It’s almost like those things have a mind of thier own. . . . .

  71. Super Dave Avatar
    Super Dave

    Dang, I step out for a day or two and y’all are talking about,….well you know. FWIW; The Hamptons is my all time favorite Seinfeld episode….You haveta’ see the BABY!…..”That’s one ugly baby,…oh, I mean one snuggly baby. 😉

  72. Super Dave Avatar
    Super Dave

    Well I started a big ole pot of chili just now and if y’all were wondering where EVERYBODY in Clear Lake was around noon, that would be the HEB on El Camino, dang what a zoo!

  73. Hamous Avatar

    Who is the flaming poofter with the rhinestone football hat?

  74. Hamous Avatar

    1) It is the world’s ugliest stadium

    Not for much longer.

  75. mharper42 Avatar
    mharper42

    Went out for husband’s big birthday breakfast around 11.30 and we are both stunned and torpid. Time for my nap.

  76. Shannon Avatar
    Shannon

    Who is the flaming poofter

    He’s the queerest figure skater that ever (insert your favorite finish here).

  77. Bonecrusher Avatar
    Bonecrusher

    #96: It looks like a piece of jewelry
    /
    /
    that you would get from a Cracker Jack box.

  78. Shannon Avatar
    Shannon

    96
    You at least have to give that one a few points for “interesting”.

  79. squawkbox Avatar
    squawkbox

    New Orleans Superdome holds my vote for ugliest stadium. However, having taken my first real glance at University of Phoenix Stadium I could be swayed to change my vote.

  80. Shannon Avatar
    Shannon

    That retractable playing surface weighs 18.9 million pounds.

  81. Bonecrusher Avatar
    Bonecrusher

    Its a secret agent decoder ring or sumptin

  82. Bonecrusher Avatar
    Bonecrusher

    Rain schmain, other than the heavy dew this morning we have gotten no rain today. Oh wait, there are about 50 raindrops on my sidewalk, that doesn’t really count as rain, now does it.

  83. GJT Avatar
    GJT

    Finally a solution I can get on board with.

    lol, I read thru a guy’s shop build a while back, he plumbed in something similar coming out to a funnel type fixture sticking out of the wall. No mention of its versatility to mornings or in the cold. 😀

  84. GJT Avatar
    GJT

    Water’s cold.

    Deep too. mmm, hmmm

  85. GJT Avatar
    GJT

    They still haul out Reliant’s NRG’s playing surface and truck it to the Bay City area don’t they?

  86. Bonecrusher Avatar
    Bonecrusher

    #107: It prolly makes more sense to take it out than try and get all the schizzle out that will be deposited on it during the rodeo.

  87. Hamous Avatar

    He’s the queerest figure skater that ever (insert your favorite finish here).

    He’s the queerest anything that ever (insert your favorite finish here). The sissyfication of America continues unabated.

  88. Adee Avatar
    Adee

    #96 Hamous

    Hmmm, an origami stadium with a pupil in the roof. And Atlanta every so often gets at least a glancing blow or larger from a hurricane, or tornado, or ice storm.

    What could possibly go wrong? Looks like some madcap illicit substance-induced imitation of the Sydney Opera House that’s in collapse. Whoever the architects are, avoid them like the plague.

  89. mharper42 Avatar
    mharper42

    I missed the flaming skater. Was there a link? Is it Johnny Weir?

  90. Hamous Avatar

    #110 Adee – I was trying to figure out what it reminded me of. That’s it. Origami.

  91. Tedtam Avatar

    Why is the national anthem not being sung before this game????

  92. Tedtam Avatar

    Oh, here it comes….

  93. Adee Avatar
    Adee

    #112 Hamous

    Boy, NBC really wants to run off viewers, doesn’t it? Wonder how many NFL brass are having strokes about now. The Commissioner ought to be leading the stroke parade. Bet the other networks are delighted NBC is making such a fool of itself in hopes they’ll get to broadcast the game next year.

    But I guess this fiasco deflects attention from underinflated footballs and such. Hope the players do not hear about any of this until after the game, but their families surely will.

  94. mharper42 Avatar
    mharper42

    #89 Adee
    Hey, Squawkie started it, with that ManDrain thing he posted. He put it up on FB too.
    🙂

  95. squawkbox Avatar
    squawkbox

    #89 Adee
    Hey, Squawkie started

    I get blamed for everything I do. 🙂

  96. Shannon Avatar
    Shannon

    NBC really needs to be shut down.

    THEEE WORST production of a game I have ever seen .

    Still waiting for a decent shot/angle of the Brady interception throw.

    The Houston local channel 26 news production team could do better. A high school tv production team could do better.

  97. Tedtam Avatar

    Lovely and AB need to keep on having babies.

    I say this with tongue in cheek, and knowing that Lovely may ban me from my gandbabies.

    Seriously, honey, you have your babies just often as you want….really. It’s your decision.

    /may I kiss Sunshine now???

  98. Katfish Avatar

    WOW – at least for ONE half – a truly ‘super’ bowl!

  99. Katfish Avatar

    #119 – Brother you can BET the ‘NFL Films’ team will have ALL the angles to provide and show on next week’s ‘Inside the NFL’ on Showtime……………..(and I know You aint got cable dangit)

  100. Shannon Avatar
    Shannon

    I need a shrink.
    I hate the Pats.
    Been rooting for them all evening.
    Must be some kind of latent AFC loyalty.

  101. mharper42 Avatar
    mharper42

    Is it over yet? Who won?

  102. Tedtam Avatar

    I used the half time show to put new sheets on the bed.

    Did I miss much?

  103. Adee Avatar
    Adee

    #124 mharper42

    Only just finishing halftime. It’s tied 14-14, and the Packers are likely shaking their heads knowing just how to play both of these teams.

    Oh, and the Packers dismissed their Special Teams coach this week….

  104. Adee Avatar
    Adee

    Downton Abbey is on at 8, but we’re recording that anyway so if the SB remains interesting we’ll stick with that. Besides I want to see the commercials.

    Did see the Budweiser lost dog one that came on about 2 minutes after I walked into the room. Some of the commercials are so convoluted you can’t figure out what’s being advertised, and some of them are just plain stupid wastes of money.

  105. Tedtam Avatar

    Your moment of humanity starts here.

    Tissues may be necessary.

    Now, back to the game…

  106. Shannon Avatar
    Shannon

    TomatoBasil Bruschetta, stuffed Jalepenos, Smoked salmon pinwheels, Chili (no beans).

    Good wine, good beer.

    Nice job, sweetheart.

    How’s a bout a sammich ?

  107. Shannon Avatar
    Shannon

    Loved the Budweiser commercial earlier that poked fun at the beer snobs:

    “Let them sip their pumpkin ale… “

  108. Shannon Avatar
    Shannon

    Putting on my ElGordo hat….

    Clearly it was rigged.

  109. Hamous Avatar

    That last Seattle play had to be the worst play ever called in a Superbowl. Carroll needs to lose his job over that one.

  110. Katfish Avatar

    #134 – AMEN! – Good gravy 3 chances for Lynch and they throw a pass?

    suicidal

  111. Shannon Avatar
    Shannon

    /el Gordo hat still on

    Hampus & Katfish

    You guys just don’t understand. The NFL and gambling interests were in control the whole time. Not to mention Obama and Hillary.

  112. Shannon Avatar
    Shannon

    In the end all that matters is that the Clydesdales saved the puppy from the wolf.

  113. Adee Avatar
    Adee

    Karma good and bad has been rampant in the playoffs this time. Presume Russell Wilson does not call his own plays yet, so…. Sorry Seattle lost anyway.

  114. Adee Avatar
    Adee

    #137 Shannon

    That’s about right. 🙂

  115. phil Avatar
    phil

    Looked like the Seattle D was doing a lot of trash talking when they were up 24-14.

    Glad they lost just because of that.

  116. phil Avatar
    phil

    Seattle defense poor losers.

    Starting a fight at the end of the game.

    Double glad they lost.

    All that trash talking when they were up came back to bite em.

  117. Shannon Avatar
    Shannon

    141
    Unfortunately they chose to put a blindfold on her instead of a plastic bag over her head .

  118. phil Avatar
    phil

    142

    C’mon Bro–Cut Yoko some slack.

  119. Shannon Avatar
    Shannon

    I’ll cut Yoko some slack right after I nominate Valerie Jarrett for the a Medal of Freedom .

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