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  1. Super Dave Avatar
    Super Dave

    Mornin’ Gang
    Back to the salt mine.

  2. Katfish Avatar

    Good Lord – where is Benzion when we need him the most?

  3. Texpat Avatar
    Texpat

    The next time you encounter one of these smug, unctuous Libertarians who name drops Ayn Rand or cites Objectivism as authorities for “isolationism” or “non-interventionism”, read them this quote from Rand’s book,The Virtue of Selfishness.

    A nation, like any other group, is only a number of individuals and can have no rights other than the rights of its individual citizens. A free nation—a nation that recognizes, respects and protects the individual rights of its citizens—has a right to its territorial integrity, its social system and its form of government. The government of such a nation is not the ruler, but the servant or agent of its citizens and has no rights other than the rights delegated to it by the citizens for a specific, delimited task (the task of protecting them from physical force, derived from their right of self-defense) …

    Such a nation has a right to its sovereignty (derived from the rights of its citizens) and a right to demand that its sovereignty be respected by all other nations…

    Dictatorship nations are outlaws. Any free nation had the right to invade Nazi Germany and, today, has the right to invade Soviet Russia, Cuba or any other slave pen. Whether a free nation chooses to do so or not is a matter of its own self-interest, not of respect for the nonexistent “rights” of gang rulers. It is not a free nation’s duty to liberate other nations at the price of self-sacrifice, but a free nation has the right to do it, when and if it so chooses.

  4. Bonecrusher Avatar
    Bonecrusher

    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/science/science-news/11363731/Death-test-could-predict-chance-of-dying-within-30-days.html
    I’m sure this was posted earlier but it needs to be discussed further. It is not much of a step between the death panels on Ocare and the death test in the linked article above. How much more of a step would it be to go to Dr assisted suicide then to forced euthanasia.

  5. mharper42 Avatar
    mharper42

    Are those meat thermometers in the OC pic? Or those plastic flutes that elementary school kids had to learn to play in the olden times?

  6. Bonecrusher Avatar
    Bonecrusher

    #5 M42: I did not have the option to learn to play the recorder when I was in e-school. I did just buy a German made Hohner, wooden altogether recorder. Now I hafta try to relearn how to read music and get the fingerings and tone correct.

  7. texanadian Avatar
    texanadian

    They are candles, look at the backdrop. That said, the question is WHY?

    Got to 50F here yesterday. What an absolutely beautiful day for January.

    Belated Happy Birthday Ms. Harper.

  8. Katfish Avatar

    OOOOps me too

    Belated Happy Birthday Ms. Harper!

  9. El Gordo Avatar

    Well, I’m ready to add (self-proclaimed) certified refrigerator repair man to my resume. I noticed that the fridge wasn’t cooling properly on the non-freezer side, and the freezer itself seemed to not be doing right either, so my internet search led me to conclude that the air diffuser between the freezer and the fresh food side was stuck in the closed position. This one is a simple, plastic mechanical vent with louvers (less than 2″ long and 1″ wide) that sits in a rectangular hole in the top rear wall which separates the two sides. Of course, in order to get to it, everything has to be removed from the fridge, then the ice maker and the gear box for the ice dispenser and a panel on the freezer side, and a few pieces on the fridge side – all this to unclip the air diffuser from the back side and not break off the little clips that hold it in place. I finally got it out, cycled it a couple of times, and reinstalled it – it may have just been frozen in place but I never figured out why it wasn’t working as it worked fine once I got it out. Put everything (well most of it) back together, plugged it in, and went to bed. This morning, the ice maker was working, the freezer was working, and the fridge portion seemed to be properly cooling once again. For someone like me, that’s about as good as it can get.

  10. Bonecrusher Avatar
    Bonecrusher

    I would love see how this works on higher order mammals like dogs or horses or primates.

  11. squawkbox Avatar
    squawkbox

    I have never had a Carl Jr. hamburger but I love their commercials. Oh btw this one has been banned.

    No nekkidness but could be NSFW.

  12. El Gordo Avatar

    I guess the Taliwhackerban will be chopping off a few more heads if that commercial airs.

  13. squawkbox Avatar
    squawkbox

    Liberal laws backfire in Chicago. Poor ol Brrrrrock and Jorge Lucas may not get “their” museums built where they want them.

    Cassandra Francis compensates for her lack of political support with laws the city’s Democratic machine passed ages ago. The guiding principles of city’s 1972 Lakefront Protection says “in no instance will further private development be permitted east of Lake Shore Drive,”

  14. Bonecrusher Avatar
    Bonecrusher

    http://philadelphia.cbslocal.com/2015/01/23/police-most-of-one-month-old-babys-face-ripped-off-by-ferret-in-darby-borough/
    This story is not about Flarda. The “parents ” need to be sterilized with a hammer.

  15. squawkbox Avatar
    squawkbox

    26 January 1945: Audie Muphy’s single handed battle, kills 50, holds the line

  16. Katfish Avatar

    #12 – extreme cleavage notwithstanding………Carl’s Jr. offers a YUMMY Chorizo breakfast burrito!

  17. GJT Avatar
    GJT

    Why am I suddenly graving a hamburger?

  18. mharper42 Avatar
    mharper42

    #6 Bones
    I don’t know if those plastic horns were recorders or not. Maybe more like a Kazoo. There was a silly name for the things, but I can’t come up with it now.

  19. mharper42 Avatar
    mharper42

    #7 TexCan
    Yep, candles. Thx for the birthday wishes, y’all. Hmmmm. Maybe it was the noodle guy’s birthday? Blowing out the candle in a novel manner?

  20. mharper42 Avatar
    mharper42

    #9 EG
    There is immense satisfaction in DIY. Especially when you have discovered what needs to be done before you start. Not just “noodling” around.

  21. Bonecrusher Avatar
    Bonecrusher

    #12 Squawk: That there is one healthy woman.

  22. Super Dave Avatar
    Super Dave

    SAVAGES,……If Obama had a son……

  23. squawkbox Avatar
    squawkbox

    Bonecrusher
    #22

    Really? I did not notice. 🙂

  24. squawkbox Avatar
    squawkbox

    Berkley keeping it………………. real(?)

    Students at Berkeley Angry: No Trannies Made Raphael’s School of Athens!

    Rodrigo Kazuo and Meg Perret found their classroom environment at Berkeley hostile, even when their professor was lecturing on Karl Marx (!), because the Western canon is exclusively composed of works by dead, white, European males, not a single person of color or transgendered individual makes the cut.

  25. Super Dave Avatar
    Super Dave

    #12 Mercy!!

  26. Shannon Avatar
    Shannon

    Gto
    Thanks for the tip on ZZ Ward.
    I’ve listened to all of her youtubes.
    Mmm.

  27. squawkbox Avatar
    squawkbox

    By gosh we need German judges in our court system. I refuse to be domesticated.
    /I need to reopen LST. It was stories like this that made us a literary juggernaut.

    Todays poll question is

    Are you a

    1. stehpinkler
    or
    2. sitzpinkler
    or
    3. undecided

    A Victory for the Right to Pee Standing Up

    Thursday brought an advance in the cause of standing up to pee. A judge in the German city of Duesseldorf ruled in favor of a man suing his landlord for a full refund of his security deposit, which had been partially withheld because the marble floor of the tenant’s bathroom had been damaged by uric acid, presumably from the errant urine of an upright person relieving himself.

    “Someone who still practices this previously dominant custom is regularly confronted with significant disputes, particularly with female cohabitants,” Judge Stefan Hank observed, according to AFP. “However normally he must not reckon with damage to the marble floor of a bathroom or guest toilet.”

    “Despite the increasing domestication of men in this area, urinating while standing up is indeed still common practice,” Hank added.

    Why, you might ask, is the judge referring to men urinating while standing up as a fading social phenomenon—a “previously dominant custom” undermined by the “increasing domestication of men?”

    Apparently this debate has been raging for sometime

    The dispute in Duesseldorf is actually part of a long-running debate in Germany over whether men should be encouraged to sit down when urinating. The controversy pits stehpinklers (men who stand up to pee) against sitzpinklers (men who sit down), and it has taken some bizarre twists over the years. In 2004, for example, The Telegraph reported that sitzpinkler had become a synonym for “wimp,” and that a company had invented a gadget that attached to toilets and scolded stehpinklers when they lifted the seat. One admonition, in a voice mimicking that of former German Chancellor Gerhard Schroeder, declared, “Hey, stand-peeing is not allowed here and will be punished with fines, so if you don’t want any trouble, you’d best sit down.” Millions of the devices had been sold in German supermarkets.

  28. Bonecrusher Avatar
    Bonecrusher

    #28: Limbaugh would call them “the new castrati”. I think the term is accurate as those so afflicted either have no testicles or those that they may have are defective/useless.

    On a personal note: on my first date with my future wife (20 years and counting) she told me she did not care if I left the seat up or down, and cast aspersions at those wimminzes who did.
    Oh yeah, I got a winner:>)

  29. Katfish Avatar

    #27 – WOW had not heard of her before!

  30. mharper42 Avatar
    mharper42

    Millions Under Blizzard Watch from Winter Storm Juno, according to weather.com.

  31. squawkbox Avatar
    squawkbox

    Pope replaces white doves with balloons after attack
    Pope replaces white doves with colourful balloons for a ceremony in St Peter’s Square, after the birds of peace were attacked on last outing

  32. squawkbox Avatar
    squawkbox

    Pope urges faster annulment process that is free of charge
    Pope Francis wishes to reform the annulment process and has pushed to make it less expensive

  33. squawkbox Avatar
    squawkbox

    Pope Francis: put your iPhone down and start talking
    Pope Francis says families should put aside their iPhones and Twitter feeds and talk to each other

  34. Shannon Avatar
    Shannon

    If I have to put the phone down, we’re going to have to start having brouhahas again.

  35. Shannon Avatar
    Shannon

    We should have a brewhaha at Harper’s.
    While Katfish is tapping the keg in the upstairs bedroom,
    GTO and I will take the upstairs cat for a little ride.

  36. GJT Avatar
    GJT

    Dang, the guy peeing on the marble done harshed my Carl Jr mellow.

  37. Tedtam Avatar

    RE: toilet seat

    I didn’t think the toilet seat thing was a big deal. Until I wandered into the bathroom one night, very groggy and half awake, and sat down…and fell in.

    Guys, it’s totally up to you and your wimminzes how you handle (or don’t handle) the toilet seat, but if you love your wives, at least try to put it down in the evening before going to bed. The scream you avoid may be your wife’s.

  38. texanadian Avatar
    texanadian

    Tt: on wall by door, lightswitch, toogle to on.

  39. Bonecrusher Avatar
    Bonecrusher

    look before you squat

  40. Tedtam Avatar

    Oh, and I think I got Sunshine to say “I love you” today. The girl is stingy with her kisses and lovin’, so getting her to say it is a big deal. We took the girls to the campus at A&M today, and Sunshine enjoyed watching the Foucalt Pendulum swinging. I took her outside for a walk, and she had a great time greeting the Aggies and walking up and down steps. We had a picnic and she made friends with some maintenance people and a few more students. The poor thing crashed out in the car. They’re both down for naps, so I’m trying to get some bookkeeping done while all is quiet.

    Ssshhh!

  41. Tedtam Avatar

    What did you guys miss? The part about being groggy and half asleep? And personally, I don’t turn on the lights at night, I destroy my night vision and end up with a stubbed toe or some such.

    Chivalry is dead.

  42. squawkbox Avatar
    squawkbox

    What did you guys miss? The part about being groggy and half asleep?

    That excuse never works for me. BSue still gets all wrapped around the axel if my aim is bad at 3AM or I forget to put the lid seat down. At least I remember to lift the lid. And lights….. she wakes up when i close the door and the light shines under the door. Menz can’t win for losin.

  43. GJT Avatar
    GJT

    Hey we still open doors for youse guys, it’s high time you operate your own toilet seat.

  44. mharper42 Avatar
    mharper42

    #33 Squawks

    Pope replaces white doves with balloons after attack

    Balloons are not good either. Eventually they deflate, drift to earth or water, and may harm wildlife that can swallow bits of rubber or plastic.

  45. wagonburner Avatar
    wagonburner

    What did you guys miss? The part about being groggy and half asleep?

    It’s your butt.

    You have it within you to ensure its dryness in the middle of the night.

  46. wagonburner Avatar
    wagonburner

    Eventually they deflate, drift to earth or water, and may harm wildlife that can swallow bits of rubber or plastic.

    Maybe they’re those environmentally friendly ones.

  47. mharper42 Avatar
    mharper42

    #37 Shannon

    We should have a brewhaha at Harper’s.

    Good idea! Bring your spring cleaning supplies and we’ll get an early start this year. I must confess I’ve let lots of things go during the last year and a half, while getting my store-bought knees installed.

  48. squawkbox Avatar
    squawkbox

    Good idea! Bring your spring cleaning supplies and we’ll get an early start

    OHHHHH I can’t make it. I got a root canal scheduled for that day.

  49. texanadian Avatar
    texanadian

    look before you squat

    Never squat with yere spurs on.

  50. Shannon Avatar
    Shannon

    Tt: on wall by door, lightswitch, toogle to on.

    I think hers were all accidentally installed behind the open door.

    🙂

  51. Shannon Avatar
    Shannon

    49 Harper
    I can empathize. 2014 was a bad year for maintenance and cleaning around our place.
    We have a betting pool on whether the house will outlast us or just cave in first.

  52. Texpat Avatar
    Texpat

    Started coming down heavy an hour ago. We already had about 8 inches on the ground so 24 to 36 more with near gale force winds is gonna bury everything.

    Winds could reach 65 mph tonight. I just pray this farkakte electrical system holds and we don’t lose power.

  53. Shannon Avatar
    Shannon

    55 Texpat
    Guy on the radio said it’s going to stay below freezing for ten days afterward…. Just like last year’s nightmare.
    Nothing like hard frozen drifts.

  54. Bonecrusher Avatar
    Bonecrusher

    #55 TP: Sorry to hear that, be sure to wrap your pipe.
    Here I think its gonna get to 70 today with partly cloudy skies.

  55. Hamous Avatar

    I’ve never understood the toilet seat whine. I think it’s pretty chivalrous of us to lift the seat up in the first place. Who wants to sit down on a pee-splattered toilet seat?

    But I’ve found a solution to assure you bossy wimmens that the toilet seat is down. Sort of.

  56. Shannon Avatar
    Shannon

    And what about when wimminz leave the seat up after cleaning and this poor guy goes in in the middle of the night and falls in…Huh? HUH??

  57. squawkbox Avatar
    squawkbox

    I’ve never understood the toilet seat whine.

    That’s cause you have never been married. Get married and I promise you that one of the first barn burners you will have early on is over the toilet seat.

  58. El Gordo Avatar

    Was there ever a better toy invented for the men folk than a chain saw?

  59. squawkbox Avatar
    squawkbox

    Wife #2 had a habit of putting the lid down. That can cause major problems

  60. texanadian Avatar
    texanadian

    #58: Now that is dang funny right there.

    🙂

  61. Hamous Avatar

    That’s cause you have never been married. Get married and I promise you that one of the first barn burners you will have early on is over the toilet seat.

    I don’t doubt it, but I still won’t understand. Of all the things we men do they could whine about that seems pretty unimportant. And after all, it’s their fault to begin with. One of the first things our mommies taught us when they were potty training us was to make sure to lift the seat up before we peed. Make up your danged minds! Do you want it up or down???

  62. squawkbox Avatar
    squawkbox

    Hammie

    YUP YUP and YUP

  63. Katfish Avatar

    ……..it takes EGGZACHRY the same amount of energy to put she seat down as it does to lift it…………..

    As I recall Yall wanted EQUALITY – well VOILA! 🙂

  64. Shannon Avatar
    Shannon

    Never seen so many stock trailers in my travels as I have today.
    Must be a lot of sifting going on with the livestock show coming up.

  65. Tedtam Avatar

    It’s so cute, watching Sunshine “help” Mommy fold the clothes…I remember (and miss) those days. /sigh

  66. Shannon Avatar
    Shannon

    Then again it could be this is the first time in a while it’s MAYBE dry enough to get to the pens to load up cattle for any reason.

  67. wagonburner Avatar
    wagonburner

    ……..it takes EGGZACHRY the same amount of energy to put she seat down as it does to lift it…………..

    Maybe if you’re out in space.

    For us terrestrials, gravity plays a bit of a part.

  68. texanadian Avatar
    texanadian

    Close the lid then both are equally inconvenienced.

  69. Texpat Avatar
    Texpat

    Shannon

    They used to do all the hog and lamb sifting – and I mean all – at the Washington County Fairgrounds there in Brenham 2 or 3 weeks before the Stock Show started.

  70. Sarge Avatar

    Wimminzes need to resign themselves to knowing that once in a while menz will leave the toilet seat up.

    That’s because most of us menz have resigned ourselves to knowing that wimminzes will never, ever notice the times we put them down.

  71. Shannon Avatar
    Shannon

    Understand Katfish, wagonburner’s toilet seats are made of lead.

  72. Hamous Avatar

    Maybe he has a bowflex toilet seat that provides active resistance going down and up.

  73. Bonecrusher Avatar
    Bonecrusher

    I would like to see the terlit seats in public restrooms spring loaded, so that they always stayed up. That way the wretched miscreant SOBs who don’t lift the seat will have to work harder to pizz onit.

  74. squawkbox Avatar
    squawkbox

    If you like watching paint dry you are gonna love this Times Square Live Cam to watch the blizzard of the century destroy downtown NYC.

  75. mharper42 Avatar
    mharper42

    #70 Pyro

    ……..it takes EGGZACHRY the same amount of energy to put she seat down as it does to lift it…………..

    Maybe if you’re out in space.

    For us terrestrials, gravity plays a bit of a part.

    I think Katfish means mental energy.

  76. Texpat Avatar
    Texpat

    Friday, February 6 is the first we will see any temperature over 30. This Monday night the overnight low is 3 with a wind chill of -11 degrees.

  77. Bonecrusher Avatar
    Bonecrusher

    #79: At least it won’t be hard to keep the beer cold. You did buy an ample supply of beer dintya?

  78. squawkbox Avatar
    squawkbox

    Texpat

    Friday, February 6 is the first we will see any temperature over 30. This Monday night the overnight low is 3 with a wind chill of -11 degrees.

    We have been telling you to
    COME HOME

    but nooooo ya just gotta stay up there. 🙂

  79. Texpat Avatar
    Texpat

    #81 Squawk

    I was making headway until the first grandchild showed up.

  80. Texpat Avatar
    Texpat

    We’ve had some doozies up here including a nor’easter in February 2013 that dumped about 18 inches in a few hours.

    But I’ve never before seen the mayor of NYC and the governors of Connecticut and Massachusetts close ALL roadways indefinitely except for emergency vehicles.

    January 16th was the 12th anniversary of my arriving in the NYC metro area.

  81. gtotracker Avatar
    gtotracker

    Cane sugar Dr Pepper is back. Not the Dublin plant, though. My brother has his deer processed at Midway in Katy. He found the stuff there and bought some. Can says it is bottled by local bottlers for the Pepsi bottling group. I wonder why they couldn’t just let the Dublin plant do it again.

  82. gtotracker Avatar
    gtotracker

    I hear a lot of original music on Alvin CC radio. They have no DJs (yea!) so the name of the song or band is never announced. At least on the weekends when I hear it while passing through. Sometimes I manage to remember enough of the lyrics to Google it. Luckily ZZ Ward was one. She looks very young for the sound she has. Hope she keeps doing it for a long time.

  83. Hamous Avatar

    Responding to statements made by House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi–who would not say at her press briefing last week if a 20-week-old unborn child is a “human being”–Archbishop Salvatore Cordileone of San Francisco said that it is a “scientific fact that human life begins at conception” and that “no Catholic can dissent in good conscience” from Church teaching on the sanctity of life.

  84. Hamous Avatar

    Just saw some of Sarah Palin’s speech in Iowa over the weekend. God bless her, I like her, but she ain’t presidential material.

  85. El Gordo Avatar

    #87 – I haven’t seen anyone yet step forward who is presidential material. Recent occupants of that office may have proved that we don’t actually need one though.

  86. Bonecrusher Avatar
    Bonecrusher

    ZZ Ward sounds a lot like Adelle. Nice.

  87. squawkbox Avatar
    squawkbox

    El Gordo

    Presidential material? First of all no one has officially stepped into the abyss yet. Yet I am find myself curious about what your definition of presidential material is.

  88. mharper42 Avatar
    mharper42

    #87 Hammy

    she ain’t presidential material.

    Michael Medved played some clips from her speech. He said there was a problem with her teleprompter which resulted in a poor performance. What l heard sounded screechy and dreadful.

  89. squawkbox Avatar
    squawkbox

    She is just as much presidential material as the next guy. Can she get elected? No, but she is presidential material.

  90. Shannon Avatar
    Shannon

    I’m for Scott Walker until I change my mind.

    Only because he isn’t RomneyPalinMcCainPaulChristieGrahamKasichPerryTrump.

    I couldn’t believe it when I heard Linsey Graham was considering running. What a perfect idiot.

  91. Shannon Avatar
    Shannon

    How could Leslie Graham think this country is ready to elect a dyke for president.

  92. Shannon Avatar
    Shannon

    They sell the cane sugar Coke at a Bellville taco stand.
    I’m not a fan of it. I’d rather have the gringo version.

    But their tacos are outstanding.

  93. Shannon Avatar
    Shannon

    Dr. Pepper is already cloyingly sweet. I’ll pass on the cane version. I’ll drink a DP about once a year.

  94. gtotracker Avatar
    gtotracker

    Heathen. Texan not you are.

  95. mharper42 Avatar
    mharper42

    #93 Shannon

    I’m for Scott Walker until I change my mind.

    I am liking Walker but fear I don’t know enough about him. Being from so far north scares me. 🙂

    Maybe Walker/Cruz 2016, eh?

  96. mharper42 Avatar
    mharper42

    Oh and #100!

  97. Super Dave Avatar
    Super Dave

    For those that are keeping up, Meglet got herself a big ole’ Excursion with the 7.3 Diesel! NICE

  98. Shannon Avatar
    Shannon

    SD
    Dang, how many babies is she planning for? 🙂

  99. Hamous Avatar

    Constitutionally, she could be elected president because:

    a) she’s a natural born U.S. citizen.
    b) she’s at least 35 years of age.
    c) she lived in the United States for at least 14 years.

    She is not someone I would vote for to lead the country. Hence, in my opinion, she is not presidential material.

  100. mharper42 Avatar
    mharper42

    Turns out that plastic flute was called the TONETTE. My husband remembered its name right away when I mentioned it. He agrees that it was a “recorder”.

  101. Shannon Avatar
    Shannon

    Dr. Pepper was actually invented during the CivilWar by a Yankee from New Hampshire. It’s a conspiracy to cause diabetes and chronic diarrhea in Southern men.

  102. Shannon Avatar
    Shannon

    At least Coke was invented in Georgia.

  103. Texpat Avatar
    Texpat

    #103

    There you go again – having your own opinions.

  104. Texpat Avatar
    Texpat

    #105

    Dr. Pepper was actually invented during the Civil War by a Yankee from New Hampshire. It’s a conspiracy to cause diabetes and chronic diarrhea in Southern men.

    I love Dr. Pepper at 10, 2 and 4. (<;

  105. squawkbox Avatar
    squawkbox

    IF I was gonna vote it would be for Scott Brown if he gets in the fray. But I fear we are stuck with either Romnuts or Bushco III.

  106. squawkbox Avatar
    squawkbox

    Sugar cane Dr Pepper is the best.

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