Her Special Day Didn’t Quite Work Out
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First! Crap, you can’t un-see that!!
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This is NOT good; Muslims segregated from French society in growing Islamist mini-states.
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#32 and fair here in Clear Lake with a waning moon hanging in the western sky. There were four ladies waiting in the front yard for me when I drove up. On Monday there were 13 does/yearlings scattered about as I was leaving around 4:30, most that I’ve seen in a while. Food must be getting slim this time of year as I saw several of them eating the green leaves off the shrubbery around the offices, that’s a little unusual.
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Meanwhile, POTUS thinks quivering in our boots is a good idea,….don’t make them Mooslums mad; Flashback: WH Condemned Judgement of ‘Deeply Offensive’ Charlie Hebdo.
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Welp, it’s 6:44 AM and ole Dave has been done kilt the blog. 🙁
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Frozen good morning Hamsters. Beautiful Moon on her way to bed in a cold ebony sky. Chilly northerly breeze made the walk to the road to pick up the Chron after feeding the mares an occasion to step lively. Thermometer is teetering on the brink of dropping to 26 on the pole in the back yard, currently hanging on at 27 even. Dawn’s rosy fingers just over the horizon look cold too. But it’s January and Winter has barely moved in.
Seems the French are belatedly regretting their policy toward allowing Moslem immigrants to set up their own enclaves with No Enter zones for French police and fire departments or just about anybody else who isn’t Moslem. Other European countries are having second thought also. Ahem, Michigan and Minnesota take note since you have large enclaves also around Detroit and Minneapolis but thus far have not been so stupid to let that happen.
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I tried to watch TT #32 just now on my phone but the stupid advertising blocked all the content. When will the marketing “geniuses ” figure out that oversaturation yields negative marginal returns? Blocking content is almost guaranteed to get negative results.
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#6 Adee: The no go zones are the ultimate expression of Chamberlin style appeasement, a policy which fails everytime it’s tried. It is a hallmarks of liberalism, continuing to promote that which is guaranteed to fail, cause misery and be very expensive both in application and recovery.
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Well 27 just lost its grip and we slid to 26, and it looks like sunshine will have to work a bit to reverse that.
Agree with Bonecrusher about ads on blogs. They are 90% turnoffs, particularly the ones planted because you just looked at a business site you often visit and suddenly their ads pop up on many other sites having no connection to them other than some ad company plugged them in on their behalf. Then when you try to stop them from doing that, they have the gall to tell you how to remove them yourself but won’t cancel them from their end. But at least one outfit will remove them when asked. Grrrr.
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It only made it down to 33 here at Chez Harper, inside Beltway 8 in near northwest Houston. Mr Harper said it was 33 when he got up at 5 am, and it was still 33 when I got up at 8. It was very sunshiny so hard to understand how that low temp hung on. It went to 34 about 8:30 and the indoor reporting station was calling for SNOW. It needs an algorithm tune-up, methinks.
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Morning all. Dark and 9 F this AM. I appreciate Texans solidarity with my having to make it through my first winter in quite some time. I am sure though that you will experience warmth a lot quicker than I will.
The French appeasement of the muslims I think is going to rapidly disappear. The winds of change are starting to gather some force… I hope.
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The dead tree version of the Comical has a story on the left side highlighted section: The UN is granting Palestine a spot on the international criminal court so they can harass Israel for war crimes. Those alleged war crimes just happen to occur when the murdering, goat raping scum launch unprovoked attacks against civilians.
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#9 Adee: Having the ad pop up on the side is on thing having it block the content with no way to get rid of it is quite another thing entirely.
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Okay, obviously Peanut is being stubborn, and my hopefulness has not been rewarded. Cut, paste, add your names…I have things to do, just in case I get THE CALL. FYI, Lovely said she had contractions last night, but just as she made the decision that after the next one she would hie herself to the hospital – they stopped.
Obviously, this baby is a little on the mischievous side, playing with Mommy’s emotions like that.
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Lovely said she had contractions last night
gas from all the Mexican food
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Hubby got a phone call at the end of my class last night – an emergency water line break at a large apartment complex. God bless ‘im, he arrived home late in the evening, wet and muddy from head to toe. We had to literally scrape handfuls of mud from his shoes before I could scrub them in the sink. He ate his dinner and fell asleep in his chair. I was up until 2:00 a.m., washing his clothes so he’d have his warm jacket and pants again today.
But he got it fixed!
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Lovely said she had contractions last night
gas from all the Mexican food
Six hours of gas – I wouldn’t wish that on anyone. But if it gets Peanut moving….I think Lovely’d be all for it!
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I didn’t know he did emergency repairs, TT.
I can empathize.
Though I don’t get in the hole anymore. Those days are long gone….and should be for him too. 🙂 -
OHHHH That is gonna leave a mark
“It’s tragic, I’ll be the first one to say let’s protest, let’s crank this place up, let’s go against these crooked cops, if this was the case,” Quanell X said. “But this is not the case.”
Because most people will not see the entire vidiot I am urinated off that ABC13 did not print Quani’s entire quote. He manned up and stood before the populace and the “victims” mom and said
1. The police officer’s story matched what the woman involved had to say about the shooting
2. The police in this case acted as the people would demand he act
3. They all should go home and pray for the police officer.Gotta give ol Quizno Teh Tenth credit. The man was sincere too.
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I’m gonna take the first two shifts on the 13th and the last two on the 15th for the peanut pool. Seeing as how I don’t have keys to the executive washroom, I will humbly ask someone who does to install my spots.
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File this under TMI; Manila Traffic Enforcers to Wear Diapers During Pope’s Visit.
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#14 OK I’ll take 1/12 1-2,….oh and I hope that this will be too late.
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Get on the bandwagon, Texpat.
Nearly two of every three families making an interstate move involving New Jersey last year were leaving the Garden State, the highest rate in the country. New Jersey had the greatest percentage of outbound moves of any state nationally last year with almost 65 percent departing, according to a company which bills itself as the largest transporter of household goods in the country.
The Garden State has led the nation in outward migration for the fourth time in five years.
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1/8…………Mharper…………Darren…………SuperD…………….SuperD…
1/9……………Mharper………Texmo……………Texmo…………Texmo……..
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1/16………Squawk…………>>Squawk<<……………Squawk………Squawk Lovely and AB don't want this to go beyond next Friday - that's officially 42 weeks. Of course, she could go into labor on the 16th and not deliver until the 17th. That runs in the family. -
I really really wish that the “leadership” in our country would pull their heads from their collective nether regions. Handbook for training innocent babies to become jihadi scum bag murders.
Can’t reason with them, can’t negotiate with them, can’t live with them and they refuse to live in peace so what else is there to do?? -
#19 Shannon
I didn’t know he did emergency repairs, TT.
Only for certain customers. This is one of our bigger clients, and there were 400 apartments without water.
He didn’t feel like he could say no.
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#27: I hope he was lavishly compensated for going above and beyond the call of duty.
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OK—so give me all day on the 14th
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As you wish….
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#20 – WOW – ole Q10 stood for truth! Certainly can’t ask for more
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Ever wondered what happened to Julia in those stupid Obamacare commercials? This commentary nails it down pretty well:
Julia is now living in a makeshift tent in the main square of her local city. Her Guy Fawkes mask is showing it’s age and her Occupy Wall Street sign is tattered and frayed.
She is taking the one sheet of toilet paper that Cheryl Crow loaned her so she can take a poop on the local cop car. The pink vagina outfit she received from code pink has turned brown from washing it in the local fountain.
She did score a free cheeseburger from the local McDonalds when a patron gave her the coupon winner off his soda cup. As much as she hates corporations, she will use it for lunch and make a note to herself to picket them later that day.
She expects to fund her trip to DC for more protests from her EIC refund. Boy, will she be surprised.
However, she does have an abortion planned later that week that will be fully paid for by Obamacare. After all, she doesn’t know which guy is the father. The tent is dark at night you know, and in any case, she can’t be burdened with a child at this point in her activism. It was a Fluke anyway as she missed the free contraceptives passed around due to her trip to Ferguson, MO to protest cops shooting guys that tried to kill them.
Her global warming committments keep her going despite the cold weather and she is currently saving her welfare checks and panhandling money for her first trip to Cuba to do her part in helping murderous villians realize their dream of communist oppression for the good of man.
She would never have dreamed that she would have a record of more than 30 arrests for peaceful activism by the time she reached age 30. That is quite an achievement.
Her support of terrorists in the name of being anti war has led to the liberation of several countries around the world who have now adopted a more simple form of sharia law to govern themselves. Hopefully they will soon do the same in Israel and forever end the unfair taking of land by those jews.
She hopes one day to marry the Boston marathon bomber and become a teacher in Liberia so she can end ebola and care for those less fortunate than herself. She will give back what Amercia has stolen from the world and eradicate hunger at the same time.
Yes, a noble life indeed.
What happens when reality strikes and the full impact of Obamacare starts to come to fruition.
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Gotta give ol Quizno Teh Tenth credit. The man was sincere too.
I saw him on the news last night and thought the same thing. He still has a Backpfeifengesicht.
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I’ll take those 2 open slots on 1/15. Thx.
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1/15…………Texanadian……………….……Bonecrusher……Bonecrusher
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Sorry, Texanadian – Mharper beat you to it!
The pool is full. Those of you who wish to enter the pool, please put your Speedo’s back in your gym bag and find elsewhere to swim. Thank you for participating!
The countdown begins.
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#37 – Soooooooooooooooooooooo the winner gets to choose the date for the NEXT keg Party at ChezTT………..right?
*ducks n runs zig zag pattern*
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TexCan, missed it by *that* much! But surely it won’t go on until the 15th. I expect to win the lottery Fri or Sat morning. 🙂
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I hear she’s retiring to concentrate on her plastic surgery hobby.
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#37 – Soooooooooooooooooooooo the winner gets to choose the date for the NEXT keg Party at ChezTT………..right?
*ducks n runs zig zag pattern*
NOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooo!
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Back in the house about an hour after spending a couple of hours in the barn having the horses’ shoes reset and the new vet from the clinic checking out Cameo’s just discovered abscess oozing from one front foot. Nothing serious, and it just needs a paste with Epsom salts in it to draw out the abscess that ought to be drained by tomorrow, then the farrier can come back the next day and replace the shoe.
It was about 10 degrees warmer in the barn than outside, and that put us in the upper 30s to lower 40s thanks to sunshine bathing everything and making things tolerable wearing a sweatshirt over a turtleneck top and a jacket on top, with gloves of course. It’s mostly standing and not moving around holding the horses. Still warming up inside the house. As gorgeous as it looks outside from inside, a peek at the thermometer is a jolt—39 now at noon. But clouds are slowly moving in.
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………psssssst Sha-Na-Na & GJT………………….we can buy the keg and stash it in my garage – Lord knows it’ll stay COLD!! (then we can be ready to move it over to TT’s place) 🙂
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/sobbing softly
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Dancing girls, band, and free-release white doves are ready.
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free-release white doves are ready.
By ready, he means very well fed. It should be noted that these are indoor only dove. . . .
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Yes they’ll look cool flying around the dome.
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For those who might want to trade spots or want more info. The Doctor said I am between 3.5-4 cm dilated. Compared to Sunshine, that is MUCH more progress at this same rate. When my water broke with Sunshine, I was still MAYBE 2 cm dilated.
I get checked again on Monday to see how far along I am.
Even my business partner is betting with his wife on when we are to see arrival of little peanut. Business partner’s wife/very good friend of mine is highly encouraging me to go out tonight for a monthly game night we have. She is hoping her whooting and screaming will induce labor. Which wouldn’t be bad since she has to watch Sunshine if we go to the hospital.
AB says we need to start our own pool, but he wants money involved we shall see. His folks are usually up for that.
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#44 Katfish, for a small price, I can tell you all the good hiding spots and multiple ways to sneak into the house.
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Super Dave could bring a load of feral hogs so we can have a hunt in the back yard.
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I get to run the backhoe again.
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But I’ll wear a bicycle helmet this time. -
LD—
Hold on until the 14th. I won’t bring nuttin but a bunch of hammocks.
And stuff for campfire cooking.
Don’t think I’ll need to bring any wood, though.
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Can’t make any promises. AB is pretty anxious to have his second girl here already. He might make me hike a mile or two today to see if it brings the labor along.
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#55 LD: Try jumping on a trampoline.
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#56 I have been using an exercise ball.
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#57: Its hard to flips and swivel hips and junk on an excersize ball. . .
/just sayin
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#50 – Oh? Do tell! (what’s your price?) hehehehehehehehehehe 🙂
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/SOBBING LOUDLY
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SQUIRREL!
I never thought of Texas as being the size of France.But that ‘splains a few things.
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I think the Country of Belgium is about the size of Harris County.
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Luxembourg is about the size of Copperfield.
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Lichtenstein is about the size of my hall closet.
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Its hard to flips and swivel hips and junk on an excersize ball. . .
wierdo
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#65: You just now figgerin that out? You musta rode the short bus to school.
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Its hard to flips and swivel hips and junk on an excersize ball. . .
Well that actually depends on how much junk is in the trunk.
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#64 Bonecrusher
LOL
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I’m positive that is one of Squawk’s ex-wives in the OC photo.
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I thought it was Squawk
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Could be a future ex-wife.
Now Sarge. A white dress? For me? You know better.
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‘8-0 on the road’ teams (like Dallas) have beaten ‘8-0 at home’ teams (like Green Bay) four out of four times in previous playoff games.
Here’s hoping Aaron Rodgers breaks that streak. -
……….Dallas is favored (surprised ME!) by 2 field goals
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I record a daytime show — ok, a soap opera — and when queuing up today’s episode, I saw a local weather report from a guy I did not recognize. I heard him say, and I quote, “a b!tch of an east wind”. BIZARRE. I replayed and that is what he said. 🙂
The soap has a gay storyline going and there was a scene of 2 young men in bed, partially under the sheets which is how daytime tv does bedroom scenes. What was BIZARRE was the 2 guys were facing each other like a guy and a gal would be. So tv is only a little bit bold in this area. 🙂
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…never mind…
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mharper42
Congratulations on making the leap from recording a show to the potty mouth weatherman to teh gays getting it on in the soapy.I must say even I could not have pulled that off. 🙂
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I was stunned and wanted to share. 🙁
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And you did well my dear.
Ya feelin better now? 🙂
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I watched Tales of the City on PBS 20 yrs ago and the gay sex was more realistic.
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and the gay sex was more realistic.
Now I am torn between wanting to or not wanting to know how you know it was realistic or not.
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Being a how bout dem Cowboys fan I’d have to say they should not be favored in this game.
Being favored could resurrect the ice bowl jinx.
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Ok, forget realistic. Think possible.
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Repeat:
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Perhaps, if Lovely agrees, the winner of the baby pool gets to pick the screen name for the latest offspring. But there must be rules
1) It must be gender appropriate
2) It can’t be named after any well-known liberal. Trying to name it “Pelosi” or “Obama” or “Moochelle” will result in my hunting you down, tying you over an ant bed, and drizzling you with honey. And taking video. You know, as a warning to others.
3) It must refer to aforementioned offspring in kind terms: nothing like “Circus Freak Annie” or some such.
4) Lovely has to okay the name before it becomes official.Lovely – is that okay?
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The Arlington team was somewhat likeable back when Dandy Don was singing.
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Should I win, the Dome Lady can have my prize.
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Now that the liberal Dem union thugs have destroyed the public school system, they’ve set their sights on the next level.
http://www.politico.com/story/2015/01/barack-obama-free-community-college-114094.html
Why not just try to teach them something in the 12 or 15 years they are in public school? Then they won’t have to take remedial courses for 2 years in community college. -
Sounds alright with me the terms of the pool winnings
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Mharper
I DO NOT WANT TO KNOW!!!!!
Nah nah nah rah tah de dummm de dummmmm
I can’t hear what you are saying 🙂
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I’ve always wondered what could be sicker than what goes on on those soaps; I think the answer is the people who actually watch them.
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EG, I’ve been watching this soap for about 40 yrs and I’m not quitting now just because they have a gay couple in the story line. I don’t regard either the script or the subject as sick. I only questioned the timidity of the depiction. Seems to me better to “fade to black” at the bedroom door than to misrepresent.
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What?!? There’s gonna be a potty mouthed tv weatherman doing a play by play of gay sex acts under the dome while our dear, dear couchmate tends to the birth of her granddaughter! Y’all are sick.
Now if y’all stick to the same style of party as the first one, count me in. By party time, I’ll have figured out some snazzy heat integration utilizing the dome’s in floor heating to roast the hogs and make hot toddies.
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Regarding gay sex. If you ever see it, you can never, ever unsee it. Same goes for gay porn. Squawk has the right idea.
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#91 El Gordo:
I can’t speak for other institutions, but at HCC more than 30% of the applicants test at or below 7th grade levels in math and English. These are High School graduates who can’t even pass middle school requirements. The are not even qualified to take the remedial classes that HCC offers.
On another note, there appears to be a direct correlation between the amount of financial aid received and the tendency to drop out of a program before completion
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Well, I haven’t seen it, so I haven’t gone insane yet. 🙂
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There’s a movie on with a guy in a wheelchair being terrorized by a monkey.
Click.
Man I hate monkeys.
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