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mharper42
mharper42
October 5, 2014 9:59 pm

A new kind of tranny, huh?

squawkbox
October 5, 2014 9:49 pm
Shannon
Shannon
October 5, 2014 9:36 pm

๐Ÿ™‚

squawkbox
October 5, 2014 9:25 pm

Shannon

Well, according to the 25th Amendment, Section 2, he can chose anyone he wants, as long as a majority of Congress approves.

I sit corrected. If I was standing I would stand corrected.

Shannon
Shannon
October 5, 2014 9:09 pm

Phil
I’ve heard it is a different logo, but I can’t post a picture of it here.
Granny Hammie wouldn’t approve.

Shannon
Shannon
October 5, 2014 8:58 pm

Well, according to the 25th Amendment, Section 2, he can chose anyone he wants, as long as a majority of Congress approves.

phil
phil
October 5, 2014 8:57 pm

The GOP has announced it has replaced the elephant logo with this far more fitting logo.

Because when the going gets tough, the reclucklicans cease to exist.

Tedtam
Admin
October 5, 2014 8:51 pm

I went outside and finished clipping the way overgrown weeds around my garden. No one who mowed the yard this summer even tried to get close to my garden beds, and between the heat and my back, I couldn’t, either. I managed to clear 3 of the beds completely this afternoon. I hope to throw out some lettuce and chard… Read more »

GJT
GJT
October 5, 2014 8:45 pm

((((Caution Football Talk))))
Announcers never mentioned how loud the crowd was when the Cowboys were on offense backed up or on 3rd down. Either there was a ton of Texans fans in the stadium or the Dallas fans are an uneducated crowd, whichever, +1 Houston.

El Gordo
October 5, 2014 7:03 pm

Since when did the constitutional requirements mean anything? At least to the current group of thugs. They’ll just do whatever they want, and the limp wristed R’s will just go along to get along, whether they be in the House, the Senate, or yes even the SCOTUS. Besides, the VP does nothing except serve as assassination insurance anyway, other than… Read more »

Bonecrusher
Bonecrusher
October 5, 2014 6:58 pm

#89 Shannon: If Bite-Me gets the hook, I can easily see how darn near anyone jugears selects could get 51 votes in a lame duck senate, getting a majority in the house regardless of who he selects is another matter entirely.

Shannon
Shannon
October 5, 2014 6:34 pm

25th Amendment. Section 2.

Section 2. Whenever there is a vacancy in the office of the Vice President, the President shall nominate a Vice President who shall take office upon confirmation by a majority vote of both Houses of Congress.

squawkbox
October 5, 2014 6:04 pm

Bcruncher
#87

Wulp if the “R”s had any gonads they could easily point out that the constitutional line of succession says the speaker is next in line. But considering Nixon blew that out of the water with Agnew’s departure it is a possibility.

Bonecrusher
Bonecrusher
October 5, 2014 5:24 pm

How about this for a real nightmare, Joe “the d!p$#!t” Biden finally gets the hook and Eric “the commie bastige” Holder is called to fill in the last 2 years.

squawkbox
October 5, 2014 5:02 pm

Shannon

Ms S. is still bitching about Fizzzpatrick. She now has diagnosed him with Alzheimerโ€™s.

Without a doubt you married way over your pay grade. ๐Ÿ™‚

Shannon
Shannon
October 5, 2014 4:33 pm

Ms S. is still bitching about Fizzzpatrick. She now has diagnosed him with Alzheimer’s.

El Gordo
October 5, 2014 4:32 pm

What’s really terrible about this pink football-breast cancer awareness crappola is that it’s really for Susan G. Komen which donates money to Planned Parenthood for abortions. I don’t see that pointed out very much, but once again, pull the scab off of this charade and see what’s underneath.

phil
phil
October 5, 2014 4:31 pm

Heh

Brother Squawk Cougar Mellencamp.

Shannon
Shannon
October 5, 2014 4:11 pm

That #10 receiver Emmanuel Sanders for Denver…. Is from Bellville.

squawkbox
October 5, 2014 4:03 pm

I wish the footballs were pink this month.

Oh, but ain’t that America
For you and me
Ain’t that America
Something to see, baby
Ain’t that America
Home of the free, yeah
Little pink footballs
For you and me
Oooh
Ooooh, yeah…

phil
phil
October 5, 2014 3:45 pm

And I’m thankful for all the female sideline reporters because if not for them I would know nothing about the game.

phil
phil
October 5, 2014 3:42 pm

I wish the footballs were pink this month.

squawkbox
October 5, 2014 3:09 pm

I HATE FOOTBALL

squawkbox
October 5, 2014 3:07 pm

U N F R E A K I N G……… B E L I E V A B L E

Shannon
Shannon
October 5, 2014 2:57 pm

C’mon Texans!

squawkbox
October 5, 2014 2:28 pm

bunsonburner weighs in on greasy grimy etc etc
He just thought he could hide behind a fake beard and mustache.

Katfish
October 5, 2014 2:28 pm

#69 – Sharpstown? HARRRUMPH (I was still in Libya in the 4th or 5th grade – most of us were Texans or Loooooooooooosianans)

Katfish
October 5, 2014 2:26 pm

#65 – I’ll take the over/under at your #s 4 & 5 are reported 75% of the time (or more sadly)

Hamous
October 5, 2014 2:10 pm

I can’t think of anything in sports less entertaining than this.

/channeling my inner Gordo

mharper42
mharper42
October 5, 2014 2:03 pm

#67 EG
I think it was his bleached blonde Egyptian wife that insisted on holding back the news of Stinky’s death until she found the keys to the safe.

Hamous
October 5, 2014 2:03 pm

great big green gobs of greasy, grimy gopher guts

Well, that may be the way they sang it in Sharpstown but it ain’t the way we sang it on Shingle Creek ๐Ÿ˜‰

mharper42
mharper42
October 5, 2014 2:01 pm

I’ve thought Duncan would die ever since it was reported he had gotten worse while in the hospital.

El Gordo
October 5, 2014 1:57 pm

I’m reminded of the time Arafat was in the French hospital and the doctors were reporting that he was stable and not getting any worse. Of course, he had been dead for 3 days, but they were still trying to retrieve those Swiss bank account numbers. I suppose if you are dead it’s OK to report that you are stable… Read more »

squawkbox
October 5, 2014 1:45 pm

Oh now Gordo. If he did die then all our problems are solved.
/Snark off

El Gordo
October 5, 2014 1:29 pm

Israeli news reports that our Dallas based ebola patient has died. Our media is reporting (take your choice) that: (1) he is in critical condition, (2) that the country is in good hands, (3) that the Koch brothers had him assassinated, (4) it’s Bush’s fault, or (5) we can’t say “Redskins” any more.

mharper42
mharper42
October 5, 2014 1:17 pm

I asked that Q a week ago.

squawkbox
October 5, 2014 1:14 pm

Hey!! Where has been Ms Adee at? Did I miss sumptin?

squawkbox
October 5, 2014 1:13 pm

Just how good is Fitzmagic?

On September 1, 2007, Fitzpatrick was traded to the Bengals for a seventh-round pick in the 2008 NFL Draft

mharper42
mharper42
October 5, 2014 1:05 pm

I think the cool front is gone now. It was a wonderful 66 when I got up, and I spent almost 2 hours working outside before lunch. But it is back up to 83 now, not so fall-like. I made a sweet discovery in the back yard, finding that I still have a live banana plant. It’s small, about 3′… Read more »

Shannon
Shannon
October 5, 2014 1:05 pm

I don’t suppose they would give us a re-do and let us draft Teddy Bridgewater.

squawkbox
October 5, 2014 1:04 pm

The force is weak with this one.

squawkbox
October 5, 2014 12:56 pm

Shannon

I know you are wondering why the Bils got rid of Fitzpatrickmagic

Shannon
Shannon
October 5, 2014 12:55 pm

Heh.
Ms Shannon was encouraging the Texans to go ahead and punt on third down before Fizzzpatrick backs them up any further.

Shannon
Shannon
October 5, 2014 12:51 pm

This Fizzzpatrick guy couldn’t lead a receiver to save his life.
He is terrible.

Super Dave
Super Dave
October 5, 2014 11:59 am

Oh and I guess Chelsea’s daughter will be up in 2048, after her mother of course.

squawkbox
October 5, 2014 11:54 am

El Gordo
#49

Ebola had to wait till its place in the cue came up.

Super Dave
Super Dave
October 5, 2014 11:54 am

It occurs to me that we have a better than 50/50 chance of a Hitlery/Jeb Bush ticket in 2016. So we have 300 million folks in the country and we can get two families for the White House? I suppose they’re royalty, with the errant Kenyan thrown in just for a little color? ~SPITS~

Bonecrusher
Bonecrusher
October 5, 2014 11:50 am

Mrs. Bonecrusher just spent over an hour with one of her friends from her bi-polar support group. I am ready to go but she had more important business to attend to. I am not the least bit upset about it because her helping out another, it is part of her staying healthy and that is what it is all about.… Read more »

Super Dave
Super Dave
October 5, 2014 11:47 am

We’re DOOMED, Doomed I tell ya’ that Global Warming climate change is gonna’ kill us all.