National Coiffure Of Florida

What other hairstyle has inspired comedy, imitation, and haiku?

Ponytails are for wimps.
But if you let that hair loose,
you are my brother.

Short like your schooling.
Long like your prison sentence.
The penal haircut.


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El Gordo
October 3, 2014 11:21 pm

#62 – They’ve got some stuff that they inject that is very short term – you are only out for a few minutes and there is no recovery room time or anything like that. I’ve had it with gastro work and also for some minor surgical procedures -doesn’t even leave a hangover. I think it’s the same stuff Michael Jackson… Read more »

phil
phil
October 3, 2014 10:05 pm

Some big hair music to go with the big hair pics.

mharper42
mharper42
October 3, 2014 9:54 pm

I dunno, do you mean anesthesia? Seems drastic for something that he said would only take 1 minute. i.e. bending my knee, possibly all the way back.

El Gordo
October 3, 2014 8:53 pm

It means they give you a little of that happy juice, work you over while you are out, and tell you to have a nice day as they help you out the door when you wake up.

mharper42
mharper42
October 3, 2014 8:41 pm

EG, that “bend it” you mention was something I thought might be done to me, but the doc said I would be “out”, whatever that means exactly. 4 weeks after the surgery, I could bend the right knee to 115 degrees. A week later, the PT injury, after which I lost flexibility to where I can barely bend to 90… Read more »

El Gordo
October 3, 2014 8:08 pm

49;55 – Sounds like you are in pretty good shape having no internal damages requiring surgical repair. I always said those PT women couldn’t feel a bit of that pain they were inflicting. My knee if virtually pain free but lacks the range of motion that it had before and is still a little swollen (it’s been about a year… Read more »

Katfish
October 3, 2014 7:30 pm

………………………….wait jus one minizzle here………..Squawkster has a BARN man cave?

PARRRRRRRRRRRRRTY in Cut n Shoot! 🙂

squawkbox
October 3, 2014 6:57 pm

Mchicken42 🙂

Yup she gets the rooster comb stuff. The other stuff gave her fits. She gets 4 shots every 6 months. Geez when it hits the 5 month she is ready but waits. I usually hide in my barn during that last month.

mharper42
mharper42
October 3, 2014 5:38 pm

Squawkie, is BSue getting Synvisc? The rooster seems a little familiar, but the Synvisc shots I got 3 times, 6 months apart, were a manufactured product. Might have started from rooster comb jelly, though. I had to give it up after the 3rd treatment due to getting a bad reaction on the 2nd shots and devastating on the 3rd ones.

mharper42
mharper42
October 3, 2014 5:21 pm

#50 Squawks My advice to BSue or anyone else is be more assertive than I was during my rehab. Had I simply got up off the table after the PT gal, pressing above and below my knee, was really hurting me but ignoring my request to STOP, I might be in better shape today. Instead I am left with a… Read more »

Bonecrusher
Bonecrusher
October 3, 2014 4:16 pm

This just popped in my inbox and is appropriate for the season: Gmar Chatimah Tova Literally: A good final sealing Idiomatically: May you be inscribed (in the Book of Life) for Good “Gmar” comes from the root word that means to finish. Although it’s not biblical, it appears quite a bit in the Talmud (Avot 2:16 Yevamot 12:6). Chatimah is… Read more »

Shannon
Shannon
October 3, 2014 4:11 pm

52
For $299.95 each.

Shannon
Shannon
October 3, 2014 4:07 pm

By the time BSue has it done, they’ll be printed out that morning and installed while she stands in a transporter.

Shannon
Shannon
October 3, 2014 4:03 pm

Snood shots.

squawkbox
October 3, 2014 3:32 pm

Mleggy42
#49
Good news on the gams, My BSue is dreading the day when she has to get her knees done. A few years back she had arthritis scraped from beneath her knee cap. She lives on two series of shots a year of rooster comb puree. So I read with deep interest your ongoing narration.

mharper42
mharper42
October 3, 2014 3:24 pm

Back from the doc with the news that no abnormality showed up on the MRI. The doc’s theory that a tendon that has to be cut during knee replacement could have come loose or been damaged was not upheld. With nothing found that requires a fix, there is nothing in particular to be done next. I continue with low impact… Read more »

Shannon
Shannon
October 3, 2014 3:04 pm
Bonecrusher
Bonecrusher
October 3, 2014 3:02 pm

LIttle Liza Jane.
I dare you to listen and still keep still, I double dog dare ya.

CFree
CFree
October 3, 2014 2:09 pm

Texpat, couldn’t agree more on the 7 rnds. – I’ve seen similar stories/scenarios’. It is amazing what the body can withstand when one is on drugs/booze (off their med’s). Per your linked story, “…learn the reality of a gunfight.” IF you have to get in one (and your brain didn’t get you out of it first); go all out until… Read more »

Shannon
Shannon
October 3, 2014 1:46 pm

I don’t care about Ebola.

I want to Dance In The Moonlight.

squawkbox
October 3, 2014 1:45 pm

Ham sammich with yummy kippers to you too.

Bonecrusher
Bonecrusher
October 3, 2014 1:39 pm

TEXPAT:
Hag Sameach Yom Kippur
Shabbat Shalom

Tedtam
Admin
October 3, 2014 1:10 pm

I’m very excited. I’ve been trying to download a Linux distro onto a thumb drive, but every time I tried, it failed. I bought a Lexar drive to replace the ScanDisk I’d been using. Like magic, Office Help was able to download it without a problem and it’s booting up just fine from the thumb drive. Now I can play… Read more »

squawkbox
October 3, 2014 1:06 pm

Hajj and selfies Okay guys and gals no selfies when you be hajjin The Arab News site has reported some of the concerns raised by Muslim scholars about the selfie craze. Sheikh Assim al-Hakeem, based in Jeddah, argued that the photos go against the spirit of Hajj, he said: “Photography without a legitimate reason is an issue of dispute among… Read more »

Bonecrusher
Bonecrusher
October 3, 2014 12:58 pm

If Great Britain is no longer great or even good, what should it be called ?

The land of bad teeth, warm beer and queens.

Texpat
Texpat
October 3, 2014 12:53 pm

The Mohammedans are running gang rape and prostitution ops around the country. The rugby and soccer fans are dying off from cirrhosis faster than Russian truck drivers. It’s against the law to protect your own life, your family’s or your property. But. Now the UK is going to pay for drugs for millions of people who go home and drink… Read more »

squawkbox
October 3, 2014 12:44 pm

‘Don’t start no $#!t and there won’t be no $#!t’

True that, but wouldn’t we all starve to death.
Get it? Ya gotta eat to start ****. And for there to be no **** we don’t eat.
I made a funny.

Bonecrusher
Bonecrusher
October 3, 2014 12:34 pm

A pretty good way to live.
In the modern form: ‘Don’t start no $#!t and there won’t be no $#!t’

squawkbox
October 3, 2014 12:28 pm

So ya think you are good shootin your bang bang. Top this.
Me thinks ya need a big ego first.

Bonecrusher
Bonecrusher
October 3, 2014 12:18 pm

#22, 29: The movie has been made: Outbreak, done in 1995. Rene Rousseau, Dustin Hoffman, Morgan Freeman, Jack Bauer’s Dad (Donald Sutherland), Cuba Gooding Jr, and several other real good actors in the movie. A pretty good flick, if you can get past the evil germ warfare military schtick.

Shannon
Shannon
October 3, 2014 12:18 pm
Texpat
Texpat
October 3, 2014 12:17 pm

24 CFree It cannot be said enough. When we got inside the apartment, we found the suspect wide awake, flailing around on the floor. Fortunately a family member had disarmed him. He could still have shot us. The officer had hit him under the left arm. The round went all the way through his upper body and stopped just under… Read more »

Super Dave
Super Dave
October 3, 2014 12:16 pm

#24 Yes I agree, if you’re going to carry you should take a defensive course at Thunder Ranch, Gunsite or similar place. They teach practical pistol in actual settings using blue guns with fake bad guys, it’s not the same as the real thing but it will give you an idea of what to expect.They have courses as short as… Read more »

Tedtam
Admin
October 3, 2014 12:10 pm

#22 This was actually the theme of one of the Tom Clancy books, except the villains were the Iranians (IIRC). Just think if some nefarious organization were to infect a few people, who would then be set loose on the streets of some major city somewhere. Think “suicide infectors”. I’m re-reading the Clancy Ryanverse series right now, into “Debt of… Read more »

Super Dave
Super Dave
October 3, 2014 12:10 pm

#9 Yup lots of thunder pretty close by.

Bonecrusher
Bonecrusher
October 3, 2014 12:03 pm

#26:

“It aint who can draw their weapon first – it’s who can KEEP a cool head and aim well in the heat of battle – even after being wounded”

John Bernard Brooks in The Shootist

Katfish
October 3, 2014 11:49 am

#24 – Wish I could afford to practice!

Someone somewheres said: “It aint who can draw their weapon first – it’s who can KEEP a cool head and aim well in the heat of battle – even after being wounded”

Katfish
October 3, 2014 11:47 am

#20 – COME and TAKE IT!

BTW – one of these is flying proudly from Gracie’s trunk

CFree
CFree
October 3, 2014 11:22 am

to briefly continue last nights comments on GJT/SD, etc. I just ordered this http://www.remoraholsterstore.com/Default.asp holster for the XDS. Not sure how it’ll be, but the price was right and the guy at Top Gun range had one. My two cents on ccw; practice, practice, practice. I’m of the opinion that if you carry, you should go to the range frequently… Read more »

mharper42
mharper42
October 3, 2014 11:20 am

I’m heading out to see Ortho Doc early this afternoon, for results of MRI and what comes next. Having an early lunch comprised of french toast and a breakfast burrito. Flour tortilla wrapped outside of scrambled eggs and bacon. So good it’s helping me calm down from all the ebola news coming out of Dallas. Om mani padme hum.

Shannon
Shannon
October 3, 2014 11:07 am

The Texas Revolution began at Gonzalez 179 years ago this week.
Come and Take It!

Bonecrusher
Bonecrusher
October 3, 2014 10:44 am

What is a really terrifying scenario is a suicidal Ebola Mary intentionally getting infected and spreading the disease as much as possible. It really is not out of the question there are happy people doing it with aids right now

squawkbox
October 3, 2014 10:44 am

Much need correction:

COOPED UP WITH SHANNON 🙂

Shannon
Shannon
October 3, 2014 10:19 am

Can’t do that. We still need to buy our headstone.

Shannon
Shannon
October 3, 2014 10:18 am

Interred?
Lordy mercy.
🙂

mharper42
mharper42
October 3, 2014 10:07 am

#11 Squawks

But that Shannon don’t drive her nutso while she is interred.

Hate to say this, Bro Squawk, what I don’t think that word means what you think it means. Maybe you meant interned?
🙁

Otherwise your morning posts are all triples.
😀 😀 😀