Sarge In A Bear Suit?
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BANG BANG BANG BANG, RISE and SHINE, GET UP YOU SLACKERS!!!
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It does look like it is watching WWII movies.
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Nah.
Its one of them noobs trying to sleep in a net Brazilian hammock. Always buying the cheap thing that ends up not working. -
Two questions you should be asking friends and relatives when these subjects come up:
Why contraceptives? Think of all the possible medicines that they could have chosen to be provided for free – prescriptions for heart problems, cancer, diabetes, asthma, HIV, or psychiatric treatments. No lives are saved or extended. No quality of life improved. So, why contraceptives?
(H/T AoSHQ)
And this one:
If the United States has been cooling for the past 10 years, how can we be to blame for any warming anywhere else on the rest of the planet? Shouldn’t the other countries be doing what we’re doing instead of the other way around? -
Andrew Rector is about to experience the Streisand Effect.
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That hammock looks decorative rather than utilitarian. That may be the same stuffed bear we last saw being fed pine cones for breakfast by a little girl.
Guten morgen, y’all. -
OMG, Google is still doing World Cup soccer daily doodles. When will this end? It’s worse than Ramadan.
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Why contraceptives?
Because “progressives” think pregnancy is a disease men use to keep women subservient.
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So we can keep them barefoot but not pregnant. Wonder when shoes become part of the plan.
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From Kevin Sorbo’s page:
of the day:
President Obama to the Queen:
“Your Majesty, how do you run such an efficient government?
Are there any tips you can give me?”
“Well,” said the Queen,
“The most important thing is to surround yourself with intelligent people.”
Obama frowned, and then asked,
“But how do I know if the people around me are really intelligent?”
The Queen took a sip of champagne.
“Oh, that’s easy; you just ask them to answer an intelligent riddle, watch”
The Queen pushed a button on her intercom.
“Please send Tony Blair in here, would you?”
Tony Blair walked into the room and said, “Yes, your Majesty?”
The Queen smiled and said, “Answer me this please Tony. Your mother and father have a child.
It is not your brother and it is not your sister. Who is it?”
Without pausing for a moment, Tony Blair answered, “That would be me.”
“Yes! Very good.” said the Queen.
Obama went back home to ask Joe Biden the same question. “Joe, answer this for me.”
“Your mother and your father have a child. It’s not your brother and it’s not your sister.
Who is it?” “I’m not sure,” said Biden.
“Let me get back to you on that one.” He went to his advisers and asked everyone,
but none could give him an answer. Frustrated, Biden went to work out in congressional gym and saw Paul Ryan there.
Biden went up to him and asked, “Hey Paul, see if you can answer this question.”
“Your mother and father have a child and it’s not your brother or your sister.
Who is it?”
Paul Ryan answered, “That’s easy, it’s me!”
Biden smiled, and said, “Good answer Paul!” Biden then, went back to speak with President Obama.
“Say, I did some research and I have the answer to that riddle.”
“It’s Paul Ryan!”
Obama got up, stomped over to Biden, and angrily yelled into his face,
“NO, You idiot! It’s Tony Blair!”
…AND THAT MY FRIENDS IS PRECISELY WHAT’S GOING ON AT THE WHITE HOUSE. -
All those kids that keep appearing at our southern border are refugees according to the UN, meaning that we are theoretically obligated to accept them.
Despite their reason for being refugees is not to escape a war or political oppression, but to escape “economic” problems and/or criminal gangs.
Despite virtually all of them having crossed several hundred miles of one country (Mexico) and in many other cases crossed two or more other countries, who all would have theoretically similar obligations to care for refugees. Which they have not.
I say we hand them all to Mexico and they can keep theirs and send the rest on down the line. -
Seems also that the time is quickly becoming ripe for the several states to assert their sovereignty.
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from yesterday:
The enviroweenies are screaming now because all the pot farms in California are consuming an alarming amount of water in a state where water is as rare as gold.
Oooh, I see an epic conundrum in the making. Do they save the Delta Smelt or get stoned?
They should really do something to get the envirostoners hopelessly twriling on the horns of a dilema – like this:
How about they build a nuke powered desalination plant solely dedicated for marijuana growing irrigation? That way bobozo could catch an “atomic buzz”. -
Duuuuuudddde… They could feed the smelts with some weed.
Then catch them and blaze up. -
Her eyes welled up and her voice caught as she described how she had convinced her father to pay the $200 cost for the procedure. She didn’t want to end up like her sisters, Flores told him. “I don’t regret it,” she said. “I don’t regret it because I am here making a difference, at least in my mind, for many other young ladies and letting them know that there are options and they can do things to not be in the situation I was in, but to prevent.” [emphasis mine]
There might be other things in her mind, but common sense and decency are not among them.
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#15 Stalin:
I mean, I came here to do a job to try to improve people’s lives and sometimes that requires making courageous decisions and I think that’s what all elected officials are supposed to do.
Gee, perhaps the real courageous thing to do would be to bear the child and then give it up for adoption, ensuring that it has life and will go to a loving home, and ensuring that you take the appropriate steps to prevent getting knocked up again before you get married. . .
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Did anybody else experience a dead blog site just now? Prolly time to feed the squirrels in the cage.
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Yep. I had jitters and shakes for a while…
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The car was spraypainted with derogatory statements about law enforcement.
I am desperately in search of video. -
Prolly time to feed the squirrels in the cage.
To what?
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#19 sarge
Sounds like the wide open spaces of Kansas got to him. -
Sarge
Anti-police slogans spraypainted on the car? Check
Speeding and high-speed chase? Check
Drove into a soybean field? Check
Donuts in said soybean field? Check
Pepper-sprayed by police? Check check check
Surfed on top of the car while it was moving? Check
Yelling Bible verses at officers? Check
Getting arrested by police while wearing a dress? Check
This guy really brought his A game. -
It is a human tragedy that no video exists.
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Salina, Kansas ain’t got no SWAT Dept?
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Sounds like a case of either too much or too little medication. Well, at least he wasn’t from Florida.
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Sounds like Salina needs to get them a few of them MRAPs.
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I had no idea Smacky was from New Hampshire…
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I wonder which Bible verses he was shouting.
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Give not that which is holy unto the dogs, neither cast ye your pearls before swine, lest they trample them under their feet, and turn again and rend you.
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The dude is an obvious straight ticket D voter and a mass casualty just waiting to happen.
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I had no idea Smacky was from New Hampshire…
LOL. He was passin’ thru.
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Getting arrested by police while wearing a dress? Check
You left out the cowboy hat and boots.
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Dang where y’all been? Or should I ask who tripped over the power cord?
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Behold, the day of the Lord cometh, cruel both with wrath and fierce anger, to lay the land desolate: and he shall destroy the sinners thereof out of it.
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who tripped over the power cord?
shannon
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This won’t end well…
Israel came under a heavy barrage of rocket fire on Tuesday night, with code red sirens sounding off in central Israel, the Jerusalem area and as far North as Binyamina.
More than 40 rockets were fired into Israel in the biggest ever salvo of long-range fire from Gaza.
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An Iron Dome battery intercepted a projectile over the greater Tel Aviv area for the second time on Tuesday evening. -
28 Sarge
Sumpin’ about feeding crumbs to the dogs. -
Brazil is receiving a vigorous and thorough flensing.
5-0 Germany after 30min. -
Dooyaknow what this is?
This’ll tell ya. -
#36: In a way, Israel was done a favor by the on-going dissing from Obama. He knows that Obama is not going to intervene on Israel’s behalf and he knows that he has to defend Israel so that is exactly what he is going to do. There will be thousands of Gazan killed because they refuse to live in peace with Israel.
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#38: More like a chain-saw enema.
final score in the kick ball game is 7-1. -
It was time to pay my vehicle registration so on a run to the bank to get cash today, I went next door to Randall’s where I’ve paid those things for decades. But had failed to notice mine said I had to get new license plates. Dunno why, nothing wrong with the ones on there now. Randall’s may have once upon a time given out new plates, but if so, they don’t do it now.
So then I was deciding between snail mail and online. Online only supports credit card payment which has a surcharge — C’mon, Texas, this is not even as good as Harris County, since Unca Paul got them set up to do bank EFT with no charge.
But the surcharge, for my deal anyway, was only $2 so I said, let’s just get ‘er done. I did. Then they took me to the organ donor website. Here’s the email they sent me to distribute to friends:I, _ _ _, have signed up on Texas’s Organ and Tissue Donor Registry and I encourage you to do the same. It’s quick, easy and FREE. Help save lives by becoming an organ and tissue donor. Sign up and tell others your decision.
To sign up, or to obtain more information, please visit http://www.donatelifetexas.org. -
I intend for all of my parts to be completely worn out when it comes to donation time.
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Ted Cruz is getting involved in the Cochran mess.
I think that’s bad news for the Establishment guys. Ted’s been very circumspect about this years primaries, given the influence he could have had in several of them. His speaking out now indicates to me that he feels safe in doing so because he may have detected some weakness there, or perhaps an acknowledgement on the part of some that the Establishment may have crossed a line. MAY have? WTF am I talking about? They jumped over that sucker.
There’s rumors that if the courts call for another election, Cochran will resign. I would hope that he does so anyway, for the sake of that Party Unity the Establishment keeps lecturing us about. Oh, and making sure they don’t lose an election they need to win—that might have some bearing on it as well.
Ted’s speaking out like this may be his way of telling the Establishment types that we’re not playing that game anymore. He’s not going to use (waste) his cred with Conservatives by “mending fences” that can only be fixed with a new dam fence. -
Realistically, unless you die in a hospital, most of your organs won’t be usable at any age. But why waste them if they can possibly help someone?
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DPS sez you gotta get new ones every 7? years. Hasta do with the reflectiveness. -
#44 Sarge, I guess that by reading the piece, they were doing everything they could to say that the Tea Party was WRONG.
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Yah, I noticed that. But in these internal squabbles, that really doesn’t matter.
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There’s rumors that if the courts call for another election…
Why would the courts do that? Why should they?
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Welcome to another logical end 9actually a step towards the final end) of the gay agenda:
One word can make all the difference when it comes to definitions. Exhibit A: exchange the words “husband and wife” for a more inclusive term, and you have the phrase “I now pronounce you spouses.” In the state of California, they are paying special attention to keep their vernacular as progressive as possible.
Governor Jerry Brown (D) signed a bill Monday to formally make marriage gender-neutral to reflect the state’s allowance of same-sex unions. According to Senate Bill 1306:Under existing law, a reference to “husband” and “wife,” “spouses,” or “married persons,” or a comparable term, includes persons who are lawfully married to each other and persons who were previously lawfully married to each other, as is appropriate under the circumstances of the particular case.
The bill would delete references to “husband” or “wife” in the Family Code and would instead refer to a “spouse,” and would make other related changes.California Removes ‘Husband’ and ‘Wife’ from California Marriage Law
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Darren says:
JULY 8, 2014 AT 8:10 PMThere’s rumors that if the courts call for another election…
Why would the courts do that? Why should they?
If enough votes are found to be fraudulent. I know, I know—saying that there might be fraud in an election where enough Democrats voted to elect the guy who lost the first primary is just crazy talk—ESPECIALLY in Mississippi where there’s hardly no fraud in government AT. ALL. but some folks think it might be possible.
the courts will be needed because
1. The Republican party of MS has already certified the election.
2. They blocked exam of the voter rolls.
I know, I know—it does really sound like crazy talk, but hey—— -
And then there is this perfectly legitimate question:
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#51, Sarge I might add that SOMEONE has to fight it and the Tea Party might especially if Ted Cruz is involved. Remember “Baby Fat” stole her Senate seat in Louisiana and Stuart Smalley actually lost his race by 600-800 votes and challenged the results and after the Democrats recounted them a several times giving him a few more votes but not the majority the Republicans threw in the towel. That said, the slimy sack of $#!// would not have come close if he wasn’t riding Osama’s coat tails. 🙁
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EXCLUSIVE: Photos Show Drugs Pouring Over Southern Arizona Border as Agent Resources are Overwhelmed
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Sarge #51;
I think #2 is pertinent to calling for a new election.
#52;Do we really want candidates who “reach out” to minorities by saying other Republicans are racists?
You don’t want me to answer that. 🙂
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#44: I noticed in the article linked that the author neglected to mention Eric “the smarmy terd” Cantor lost his primary bid to a guy who spent less on the campaign than Cantor did on steaks.
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Super Dave;
Sarge I might add that SOMEONE has to fight it and the Tea Party might especially if Ted Cruz is involved.
Which reminds me of how fortunate we are to have the likes of King Street Patriots. Grassroots works wonders, especially when properly kindled.
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#56 Bonecrusher, Yup he sure did. 😉
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Alice Daigle, one of the elderly to whom I read the Bible every Tuesday night passed away this weekend. She was there last week but has since gone on to her eternal reward. May she rest in peace.
I miss her already, she was a red headed fireball, full of life, great sense of humor and never lost her mental faculties all the way to the end. -
You don’t want me to answer that. 🙂
I wouldn’t ask the question if I didn’t want an answer.
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Which reminds me of how fortunate we are to have the likes of King Street Patriots. Grassroots works wonders, especially when properly kindled.
True The Vote is better at it.
They’re the ones suing to challenge the election.
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