We Weren’t Invaders. We’re Cousins!

Now be quiet and go make me some pemmican.

The characteristic fluting of the stone weapons serve as archeological evidence that the boy, who died some 12,600 years ago, came from the Clovis culture. It was one of the earliest New World groups, disappearing mysteriously a few centuries after the child’s burial in present day Montana. From the summit of a hill towering over the burial site near the Yellowstone River, the boy’s Ice Age contemporaries could monitor their hunting grounds for mammoth and bison.
Now a team of scientists led by the Danish geneticist Eske Willerslev has analyzed the boy’s origins and discovered that he descends from a Siberian tribe with roots tracing back to Europe. Some of the boy’s ancestors are likely even to have lived in present-day Germany.
Their findings go even further: More than 80 percent of all native peoples in the Americas — from the Alaska’s Aleuts to the Maya of Yucatan to the Aymaras along the Andes — are descended from Montana boy’s lineage.


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  1. Bonecrusher Avatar
    Bonecrusher

    John Dingell-berry to finally end his career of screwing the USA as a member of Congress.

    HEADLINE: John Dingell, longest serving U.S. representative, to retire
    WASHINGTON — U.S. Rep. John Dingell, a Dearborn Democrat who replaced his father in the House some 58 years ago and became one of the most powerful members of Congress ever, will step down after this year, capping a career umatched in its longevity and singular in its influence and sweep.

    Translation: He has destroyed all that he can and wants to get out before the onslaught of public outrage hits his doorstep.
    FIRSTICUS

  2. Shannon Avatar
    Shannon

    John Dingle took office the year I was born.

  3. Hamous Avatar

    What’s with Jimmy Dick’s new Lisa Loeb glasses? Is he trying to be Texas’ first hipster gubner?

  4. mharper42 Avatar
    mharper42

    OC topic: This claim is hard to believe for the Eskimos. There are too many clearly Asian facial features.

  5. Bonecrusher Avatar
    Bonecrusher

    #4: Those frames looked like schizzle back in the 60s and 70s and that is why people stopped wearing them then. Why anybody thinks they look good now is a mystery to me.

  6. Adee Avatar
    Adee

    Good morning Hamsters. Foggy late last night, clearing for a bit early this morning, back to heavy fog for a couple of hours, merely murky at the moment. We live in Mirkwood again, but now the pasture grass is green, yellow clover is blooming, and the wild onions are popping up.
    Spring makes a tentative and likely fleeting appearance for the moment, as Winter has not given up yet. It shows up again just in time to douse the trail riders with cold rain as they approach Houston this week. 🙁

  7. mharper42 Avatar
    mharper42

    #6
    Adult fairy tales?

  8. Adee Avatar
    Adee

    Aha, DNA unravels many mysteries and suppositions.

  9. Bonecrusher Avatar
    Bonecrusher

    #6 EG: Made me laugh out loud!

  10. Hamous Avatar

    A little Houston and Texas trivia I didn’t know. The Rice Lofts, formerly the Rice Hotel, was built on the site of the former capitol building of the Republic of Texas after the capitol was moved to Austin. The capitol building became the Capitol Hotel. The last president of the Republic, Anson Jones, committed suicide in the hotel in 1858.

  11. Tedtam Avatar

    That Montana boy musta been busy!

  12. CFree Avatar
    CFree

    Well Bonecrusher – I saw robins in South Montgomery county Saturday – I think spring is springing soon…

  13. Bonecrusher Avatar
    Bonecrusher

    #14 CFree: I will take your account of witnessing of robins as evidence that Sprang has done Sprung. Scripture says that it takes two or more witnesses to establish a matter: HAS ANYBODY ELSE SEEN ROBINS YET THIS SEASON?

  14. squawkbox Avatar

    Ladies and gentlepeoples I present to you the Electric Eel.
    It is digital
    It is designed with comfort and pleasure in mind
    It is has an LilyPad Arduino micro controller
    AND IT IS OPEN SOURCE that means you can hack existing devices and build one for yourself.

  15. Adee Avatar
    Adee

    Those glasses make Rick Perry look like some sort of professor.
    At least the lenses aren’t smallish and circular, as that type of frame makes everybody look like an owl. Owlice or Owl Capone, to reach back in time to the late lamented Houston Post and Lynn Ashby’s columns.

  16. Hamous Avatar

    #16 They’ve already started human trials.

  17. Bonecrusher Avatar
    Bonecrusher

    #16 from the comments:

    Reminds me of the cooking of a hotdog with two forks and some electricity.

    I must admit that I have never tried that.

  18. Shannon Avatar
    Shannon

    I always thought Jimmy Dick was a nerd prancing around in cowboy-chic.

  19. Bonecrusher Avatar
    Bonecrusher

    I always thought Jimmy Dick was a gender questionable nerd prancing around in cowboy-chic.

  20. Bonecrusher Avatar
    Bonecrusher

    This is a test, the italics button did not work in the above post, does it work now?
    I wonder why it did not work above?

  21. mharper42 Avatar
    mharper42

    #16 Squawkie

    Ladies and gentlepeoples I present to you the Electric Eel.

    Why on earth do you present this thingamajig to us ladies? Or to any “gentlepeoples” either, for that matter?

  22. Hamous Avatar

    This is a test, the italics button did not work in the above post, does it work now?
    I wonder why it did not work above?

    The blockquote tag overwrites the italics tag. I’m aware of it, but it’s low on my priority list of things to fix, somewhere down around giving the proletariat super/subscript rights.
    Qu’ils mangent de la brioche. 😉

  23. wagonburner Avatar
    wagonburner

    Have any of you other followers of the Wh0re of Babylon gotten an email for the Catholic Parish Study Survey? Seemed to be pretty reasonable questions.

  24. mharper42 Avatar
    mharper42

    Here’s a Bill Whittle on illegal immigration. 10 mins video.

  25. Super Dave Avatar
    Super Dave

    Well my kids took me to Taste of Texas last night for my birthday. Having all 6 of us together was great, something we can’t do often. Oddly enough, even though I’ve purchased 6-8 gift cards over the years, for other people to go, I’d never been, I just never got around to it. I can tell you that it was some fine eating and the service was excellent. We got to go back to the kitchen and slaughter the steer pick out our steaks. I had a 20 oz. T Bone and the rest of the crowd had everything from NY strip to the “Cowboy Steak”, 24 oz. bone in ribeye. Their salad bar had an amazing assortment of goodies. Everyone got dessert and I had the Key Lime pie, which I got free for my belated birthday. What a great time. Yup life is good. 😀
    Oh and Mornin‘ Afternoon Gang

  26. Super Dave Avatar
    Super Dave

    Speaking of Taste of Texas, I was listening to Ed Hendee this morning and he was talking about going to the Daytona 500 and purchasing a mini-endorsement so that he could stay in the pit area. They put his name in small letters on one of the cars and guess which one it was? The Golden Corral! Here he has the finest steak house in Houston Texas with nothing but feedlot beef and he’s on the car that of a restaurant where you can see the whip marks on your steak that were made by the jockey. You just can’t make this stuff up. 😀

  27. texanadian Avatar
    texanadian

    Why we need Obamacare…
    http://www.opposingviews.com/i/gallery/entertainment/20-people-who-deserve-darwin-award?=hot
    From the same source: The survivalist blog
    You know you’re a prepper when you go to the local laundromat and ask for their dryer lint.
    or a hammock camper

  28. Hamous Avatar

    Catholic Parish Study Survey

    Haven’t seen one yet.

  29. Bonecrusher Avatar
    Bonecrusher

    #29 SD: There was a time, way back in the 80s, that one could go to the kitchen, and have Edd himself cut the slab of beef to order. Then one could play over/under with him and bet ounces of steak. THe game was: you tell him you want an x ounce steak and he would cut one and you would guess over or under when he put it on the scale.
    Edd is a great guy, once I bought a whole cryo-packed ribeye from him so that I could then trade it for a dove season lease. He loved the idea as did the landowner.

  30. wagonburner Avatar
    wagonburner

    nothing but feedlot beef

    I thought grass-fed was supposed to be the shiznit.

  31. wagonburner Avatar
    wagonburner

    #32 maybe it’s a parish-driven thing?

  32. Bonecrusher Avatar
    Bonecrusher

    Alec Baldwin has a major WA-WA moment and declares that he is leaving public life. We should be so lucky. I wonder ifn he is gonna stamp his feet and hold his breath till he turns blue?
    That being said, he is correct in that the papparazi-vultures are way out of control. The incident where he claims that one of these sub-humans almost hit his infant son in the head with a camera lens is legitimate grounds for him to beat the snot out of the offender.

  33. Shannon Avatar
    Shannon

    Grass-fed is for the working poor, hipsters, and cholesterol-obsessed ninnies.
    Grain force-fed is for the establishment, WASPy tea-partyers, and true beef-lovers.

  34. Bonecrusher Avatar
    Bonecrusher

    #37 Texanadian: I have encountered lunatics with a badge although not as bad as the one highlighted in your link. There are lots of people out there with a badge and gun who should not be in that position and your link is a glaring example thereof.

  35. wagonburner Avatar
    wagonburner

    WASPy

    But I’m not one of you Prot splitters.

  36. Shannon Avatar
    Shannon

    We have a generous Catolic quota that is most often exceeded.
    🙂

  37. mharper42 Avatar
    mharper42

    #34 Pyro

    I thought grass-fed was supposed to be the shiznit.

    And I thought the shiznit was hand-fed on corn kernels and mushrooms.
    🙂

  38. squawkbox Avatar

    MBefuddled #24

    Why on earth do you present this thingamajig to us ladies?

    Well there may some lady type females that have a DIY type husband/boyfriend or male associate that just might be interested in this new technology. Why look at the possibilities. He may be bored and need something to do with his hands, well here ya go a new project that he can build and adjust to fit his own needs. I mean for the wimmminz how much more caring about your DIY male partner can you get?

    Or to any “gentlepeoples” either, for that matter?

    Count it as an all inclusive public service from yours truly.

  39. Tedtam Avatar

    He may be bored and need something to do with his hands,

    I can think of a few things to keep those hands busy.

  40. squawkbox Avatar

    Tedtam says:

    I can think of a few things to keep those hands busy.

    There ya go MAnnoyed
    Tedtam is exactly the type of wimminz I was talking about. She is all concerned about keeping her manz handz bizzy. 🙂

  41. Shannon Avatar
    Shannon

    John Cornyn calls every day. He must need me.

  42. Shannon Avatar
    Shannon

    I wish I could see Cornyn’s internal polling.

  43. Hamous Avatar

    Ambassador to the UN Samantha Power (D-Alpha Centauri) appears to at least partially blame Daniel Pearl for his own beheading:

    Daniel Pearl’s story is reminder that individual accountability & reconciliation are required to break cycles of violence. @DanielPearlFNDN
    — Samantha Power (@AmbassadorPower) February 24, 2014

  44. mharper42 Avatar
    mharper42

    #43 Squawk

    I mean for the wimmminz how much more caring about your DIY male partner can you get?

    If you don’t mind, I’ll wait and see how a certain paramedic reports on how her DIY male partner seems to like it.
    Call me unconvinced, not Bfuddled. Nor MAnnoyed.

  45. Bonecrusher Avatar
    Bonecrusher

    #52: I heard a portion of an interview with Susan Rice this weekend, the lying State Dept employee, and she said that there was no attempt to deceive the American public with the ridiculous “it was the video” meme.
    This simply goes on to prove the axiom: A commie/socialist/D will say anything to further the cause and the truth is irrelevant. What was said yesterday is irrelevant, only what will further the cause today, right now is what “the truth” is.

  46. mharper42 Avatar
    mharper42

    #52 Hammy
    Most comments I saw interpreted “individual accountability & reconciliation” to mean, that freckled cretin is saying Daniel Pearl was too Jewish to be working in the Muslim territories.

  47. Hamous Avatar

    More voice-to-text:

    Hello Charles, this is US Senator John Cornyn and I’m reaching out to you and your neighbors in Houston to let you know that for too long federal spending is gone nearly unchecked. …. The president and his Liberal allies in Congress think they can tax and spend their way in to prosperity in Texas we know that won’t work. I won’t stand for it and I hope you won’t either.

    For too long? He won’t stand for it? He’s been Senator for 14 damn years.

  48. Tedtam Avatar

    #46 WB
    HEY! He IS my Hubby!
    PS: Was Lovely Daughter any help? I was hoping her connections would spawn some sort of positive outcome for you.

  49. Adee Avatar
    Adee

    #52 Hamous
    D-Alpha Centauri 🙂 But, but, but that’s right in the neighborhood of the UN.
    Hope Daniel Pearl’s family speaks out and humiliates her.

  50. mharper42 Avatar
    mharper42

    Speaking of Alpha Centauri…
    What luck! The oldest star so far found in the universe is close enough to us that the Hubble Telescope can literally record its motion in just a few hours of elapsed time.

  51. squawkbox Avatar

    MUnconvinced
    The developers said they tested the device for themselves. I am sure they prolly were handled everything with care.

  52. phil Avatar
    phil

    I always thought Jimmy Dick was a nerd prancing around in cowboy-chic.

    What are you talking about?
    Don’t you know that Slick tRick Jimmy Dick is a real cowboy like this fella.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h3tEUBsJGPs&feature=youtube_gdata_player

  53. Adee Avatar
    Adee

    #59 mharper42
    Well, NASA can still do science despite its twisted orders from the White House to change its focus to making Muslims feel good about their past accomplishments over the centuries. Bet in the day to day operations of most installations that fatwa got discreetly buried fast after it was decreed. Good job, NASA. 🙂

  54. Hamous Avatar

    #61 Phil – No no no. He’s a real cowboy. He used to be the lead singer of this band.

  55. mharper42 Avatar
    mharper42

    He’s a real cowboy.

    Well, we know he has a real gun, and knows how to use it, since he shot that coyote that was menacing his dog one time up in Austin.

  56. Bonecrusher Avatar
    Bonecrusher

    From my inbox:

    Cost to Operate a Chevy Volt ……interesting
    Eric Bolling (Fox Business Channel’s ‘Follow the Money’) test drove the Chevy ‘Volt’ at the invitation of General Motors.
    For four days in a row, the fully charged battery lasted only 25 miles before the Volt switched to the reserve gasoline engine. Eric calculated the car got 30 mpg including the 25 miles it ran on the battery. So, the range including the 9 gallon gas tank and the 16 kwh battery is approximately 270 miles.
    It will take you 4 1/2 hours to drive 270 miles at 60 mph. Then add 10 hours to charge the battery and you have a total trip time of 14.5 hours. In a typical road trip your average speed (including charging time) would be 20 mph.
    According to General Motors, the Volt battery holds 16 kwh of electricity. It takes a full 10 hours to charge a drained battery. The cost for the electricity to charge the Volt is never mentioned so I looked up what I pay for electricity. I pay approximately (it varies with amount used and the seasons) $1.16 per kwh.
    16 kwh x $1.16 per kwh = $18.56 to charge the battery. $18.56 per charge divided by 25 miles = $0.74 per mile to operate the Volt using the battery.
    Compare this to a similar size car with a gasoline engine that gets only 32 mpg. $3.19 per gallon divided by 32 mpg = $0.10 per mile.
    The gasoline powered car costs about $15,000 while the Volt costs $46,000……..
    So the Government wants us to pay 3 times as much, for a car that costs more than 7 times as much to run, and takes 3 times longer to drive across the country…..
    REALLY ???
    Where do I sign !!!!!!!!!!!!!

    This of course fails to mention how toxic it is to the fragile environment to manufacture the batteries (doubtful they can be recycled) nor does it account for all the vile CO2 that is produced to make the electricity to charge the things. Classic D-Bag gov’t solution to fix a problem that really does not exist.

  57. phil Avatar
    phil

    Hamous
    Double Heh!
    The Hell you say!–Bull&*^*&
    When Jimmy Dick talks
    It’s Bull*&*^
    Whad’ya say? Bull*&*^
    The Hell you say!
    Sorry-Had a brief flashback to 90s night club days.

  58. Bonecrusher Avatar
    Bonecrusher

    Good Morning Hamsteronianites! Its Groundhawg Day or TimeWarp Tuesday or something.

  59. Bonecrusher Avatar
    Bonecrusher

    From deep in the bowels of “you just can’t make this schizzle up” department:

    Former Priest Gets Paid Disability for His Pedophilia

    Out of deference to everyone’s sensibilities, I will refrain from comment.

  60. texanadian Avatar
    texanadian

    Hand poised on the post comment button waiting for the coveted first place spot. 🙂

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