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  1. Super Dave Avatar
    Super Dave

    Second!

  2. Super Dave Avatar
    Super Dave

    I’m guessing that he’s got a throttle lock of some kind?

  3. Hamous Avatar

    Hey Texanadian! We hate to see you leave, but since you are, could you please take that Bieber lesbian back with you?

  4. Katfish Avatar

    That lQQks like an ambulance waiting for a customer to this rider ๐Ÿ™‚

  5. texanadian Avatar
    texanadian

    Hey Texanadian! We hate to see you leave, but since you are, could you please take that Bieber lesbian back with you?

    No. Period.

  6. Hamous Avatar

    I join the March for Life in Washington with my prayers. May God help us respect all life, especially the most vulnerable
    โ€” Pope Francis (@Pontifex) January 22, 2014

    Wait…what?

  7. wagonburner Avatar
    wagonburner

    That Pope fella sounds like he might be a Catholic.

  8. mharper42 Avatar
    mharper42

    Is that a tweet from Pope Francis? Good morning, Hamsterville.

  9. Bonecrusher Avatar
    Bonecrusher

    The weather alarmists are predicting sleeting tonight. Is the past tense of ‘sleeting’ ‘slutting’?

  10. Tedtam Avatar

    And the time period after the sleet is over – would the be “post-slut”?

  11. mharper42 Avatar
    mharper42

    Yep. Sleet, slat, slut.

  12. Bonecrusher Avatar
    Bonecrusher

    This is one poorly written article:

    HEADLINE: Omega-3 intake linked to signs of brain aging

    That headline would lead one to believe that increased Omega-3 leads to brain aging, wouldn’t it? Then we have this phrase:

    The researchers found that women with the highest EPA and DHA blood levels at the study’s outset had brains that were about two cubic centimeters larger overall than women with the lowest levels.
    In addition, the hippocampus, a brain region critical to forming and storing memories, was 2.7 percent larger in women who had fatty acid levels twice as high as the average.
    Of 13 specific brain regions the researchers looked at, the hippocampus was the only one where they saw a significant difference.

    The upshot is Omega-3 fatty acids are very good for your brain. These eggs have the highest level of Omega-3 of any egg available in the USA. A casual check, when the levels are listed on the package in Kroger stores, shows that Christopher Eggs have 6 times that of Egglands Best; 660 vs110 respectively.
    Guess which ones I buy?

  13. Tedtam Avatar

    Reading a story about the upcoming Bill Nye vs. creationism debate, I came across this paragraph (emphasis mine):

    While atheists like Dawkins have warned that scientists engaging with creationists is ideologically dangerous and gives undue publicity to those who oppose evolution, Nye said that he wants to battle the anti-evolution sentiment that is still held by many Americans โ€” a view that he believes could hamper the nationโ€™s progression.

    Regardless of which side you’re on, why would debating anyone with an opposing view be “ideologically dangerous”?

  14. Bonecrusher Avatar
    Bonecrusher

    On Eddd Hendeee’s show this morning, he was speaking of the impending Death Spiral of OJugEarsCare and how it is happening way ahead of schedule. Now the insurance companies are starting to balk as well as some thinking members of the House of Reps, the insurance companies are not going to be allowed to simply guarantee a profit by drafting on the treasury. This will cause the rates to increase which will drive customers away making the problem worse. My statement to the insurance companies is: When you make a deal with the devil, you never get what you want and it will cost your soul. Phrased a bit differently: when you sow to the wind, you reap the whirlwind.
    The deal was crooked from the outset and the ins co.s wanted to reap unjust gain, while the polititerds wanted increased power over the citizenry; the illusion of better healthcare was simply the vehicle. Now that the people are finding out what it is all about, they want no part of it. If the Rs had any sense at all they would hang this around the necks of the Ds like the albatross it is; I ain’t holding my breath. There are too many corrupt Rs who thought they could be part of the ruling class and get “theirs”. This whole thing could trigger a Constitutional Convention or a revolution.

  15. Bonecrusher Avatar
    Bonecrusher

    #15 TT: Because when the myriad flaws in the theory of evolution are brought to light, it puts their ideology/religion/dogma on display as the fraud that it is.
    Let’s think about it for a minute: the origin of life part of evolution states that random chemicals in the “primordial soup” randomly formed amino acids; then those compatible randomly formed amino acids joined up to form precisely self replicating organisms.
    Yeah, that could happen, right after monkeys fly out of my butt.

  16. squawkbox Avatar

    My life is complete. Seeing this was the last item on my bucket list

  17. Sarge Avatar

    Regardless of which side youโ€™re on, why would debating anyone with an opposing view be โ€œideologically dangerousโ€?

    Because its more effective to demonize your ideological opponent if you don’t allow his point of view to be heard.

  18. Bonecrusher Avatar
    Bonecrusher

    #18: What ever blows your tail up, Squawk.

  19. Adee Avatar
    Adee

    Good morning Hamsters. Cloudy and humidity restored but no mist. Only 51 at 6, currently 57 at 9:30. Waiting on the rain to begin and the wind to shift, probably some time this afternoon. Would be nice if it held off until after evening rush hours.
    #15 Tedtam
    Would guess debating could become dangerous for someone whose arsenal of supporting facts and beliefs is thin, and organizing thoughts to present them is compromised by faint conviction supporting them. And staunch belief that it is right if one clings to simplistic bumper sticker proclamations repeated ad nauseum might not win the day. Sums up as “I am right because I want it to be right, don’t try to distract me with cogent arguments.” ๐Ÿ™‚ If wishes were horses then beggars would ride.

  20. squawkbox Avatar

    Bonez

    On Eddd Hendeeeโ€™s show this morning, he was speaking of the impending Death Spiral of OJugEarsCare and how it is happening way ahead of schedule.

    Did he happen to mention that the next step in this drama is single payer healthcare? That is where the Dems want to go and that is what this is going to turn into. And the Republicans…….. well they are all to willing to go along with it. Insurance as we once knew it is dead and to think that Washington will go back to the tried and true way of doing business is dreaming.

    This whole thing could trigger a Constitutional Convention or a revolution.

    No it will not. The Constitutional method of changing laws has been abandoned for quite some time now. We have a president that legislates by fiat and NO ONE but the bloggers have called him on this. We have a president that has committed high crimes and misdemeanors that have been acknowledged by members of the house and the senate yet there is no move to impeach. We have spending law that has originated in the senate and no one even challenged the validity of the laws. The list goes on. What should happen and what will happen based on current trends are different animals. What should happen and what will happen based on current trends are different animals.
    Our last hope is the Republicans keep control of the House and win the Senate this midterm silly season. Even then I do not see a light at the end of the tunnel. Based on the Republican’s record the last time they controlled the house and senate, they furthered the democratic agenda, I cannot foresee any changes to the current legislative status quo.

  21. squawkbox Avatar

    As for a revolution………….. Americans ain’t got the cajones. Oh they might “march” or something but a full blown revolt? Ain’t happening.

  22. squawkbox Avatar

    We have unelected people in things like the EPA making law that we have to obey.
    /just another example of how the Constitution has been trashed and no one challenges it. Now that is revolting.

  23. Hamous Avatar

    Regardless of which side youโ€™re on, why would debating anyone with an opposing view be โ€œideologically dangerousโ€?

    It really depends on the nature of the opposing view. For instance, sticking generally with creationism, I really don’t see much point in debating the issue with someone who thinks the world is literally 6000 years old.

  24. Bonecrusher Avatar
    Bonecrusher

    Smith and Wesson followed Sturm Ruger’s decision to pull out of the CA market. The reason for the withdrawal is the microstamping of the firing pins legislation that recently went into effect. As more manufacturers pull out of the CA market, I suspect the following will happen:
    1) tax revenue from the sale of guns and ammo will go down
    2) the murder rate by handgun will go up
    3) those individuals and companies with the ability will start to leave the state, further depressing tax revenues
    4) faced with decreasing tax revenues, the state will increase tax rates, because that is what moronic Ds do.
    5) faced with increasing tax rates more individuals and businesses will leave the state, and the death spiral into bankruptcy speeds up.
    Ditto all of the above with the State of NY.

  25. Super Dave Avatar
    Super Dave

    What is it with these kids?
    Drunken Bieber Cursed Out Miami Police Officers.
    Cops: Singer, 19, reeked of booze and failed field sobriety tests

  26. Sarge Avatar

    Regardless of which side youโ€™re on, why would debating anyone with an opposing view be โ€œideologically dangerousโ€?

    Micheal Mann is about to find out.

    In the off chance you morons donโ€™t regularly stalk the Superior Court of the District of Columbia in search of noteworthy cases, Professor Michael Mann of Penn State filed suit in 2012 against, among others, National Review and Mark Steyn for something Mark wrote and NR published on its website (full disclosure โ€“ I am an occasional contributor to several publications, including NROโ€™s Bench Memos). As NRโ€™s capable lawyers have confirmed, there seems to be no case here.
    But even if there was a case, who in their right mind would want Mark Steyn as a defendant?

    “Hockey Stick” Mann wanted to silence National Review and Mark Steyn. They said something he didn’t like, so he sued them. Rather than ask for a dismissal of what is on its face an absurd case, both Steyn and NR said
    “OK, if you feel froggy, jump.”
    Mann jumped.

    I never dreamed we would be able to get Mr. Mann to actually take the stand. NRโ€™s Rich Lowry nicely summarized this line of thinking:

    Usually, you donโ€™t welcome a nuisance lawsuit, because itโ€™s a nuisance. It consumes time. It costs money. But this is a different matter in light of one word: discovery.
    If Mann sues us, the materials we will need to mount a full defense will be extremely wide-ranging. So if he files a complaint, we will be doing more than fighting a nuisance lawsuit; we will be embarking on a journalistic project of great interest to us and our readers.

    It appears from the complaint that Mr. Mann is demanding a jury trial. He might get it yet โ€“ after 18 months of procedural absurdity the judge refused to dismiss the case. For 1st Amendment legal observers, this is the cue to get the popcorn because there is a smack down coming. In fact, charging people to have their photo taken outside the courthouse with Mr. Steyn could be part his fundraising to cover the crushing legal costs of defending the 1st Amendment (Mr. Steyn is being represented by different counsel than the other parties involved). I donโ€™t know if the DC Superior Court allows cameras, but I for one would pay to watch Mr. Mann being cross examined about global cooling or global warming or climate change or climate collapse or whatever it is being called this week.

    Essentially, Man Made Global Warming is going on trail, complete with penalties for perjury, rules of evidence, discovery by both parties, and cross examination.
    Yah. I want popcorn for this.

  27. mharper42 Avatar
    mharper42

    #28
    Yes, her look is charming. A bit modern, but still believable alongside the centuries-old props.

  28. Sarge Avatar

    We are one step closer to solving the mystery of the question “Does a bear poop in the woods?”

  29. Bonecrusher Avatar
    Bonecrusher

    This really creeps me out BIG TIME!

    HEADLINE: MSNBC host says newborn infants don’t count as ‘alive’ unless parents decide they do; infanticide is the new abortion

    It is becoming ever more clear: abortion is nothing but a human sacrifice on the altar of choice to the demons of rampant promiscuity.
    It is prolly a good thing that more people don’t watch PMSNBC. While there will always be a segment to support this nonsense on the wack-job left, they are out on the fringes of the bell curve of people in the USA.
    I would imagine a poll that asked the question: Is it OK for parents to decide to kill their baby at will up to the age of three? The NO answers would be over 98%. Of course no left leaning pollster would ever phrase the question so simply.

  30. Hamous Avatar

    #32 You’re 63 minutes too late.

  31. Tedtam Avatar

    #31 Mharper

    Yes, her look is charming. A bit modern, but still believable alongside the centuries-old props.

    The pictures are charming, especially when you consider that they are recreations, but what I was also imagining was the daddy showing his young daughter a painting and asking her, “What do we need to do to make you look like this?” Together, they sew, they paint, they search for props, they put it all together as a team, and the final result is not only a charming portrait, but a bond between father and daughter that is as strong as it is loving and lovely.
    /warm fuzzies

  32. Tedtam Avatar

    I just had a delightful call from a program I’m thinking about using instead of insurance. It’s a Christian based medical sharing program, like a self-insurance group. It’s not insurance, no contracts, no guarantee of payment – though the man assures me that they do a fine job of supporting each other in the program. Since it’s not insurance, they are exempt from the Obamacare crap. They pre-screen for pre-existing conditions and such, they don’t cover wellness and preventive care items, and they don’t cover unbiblical activities like abortion or injuries resulting from crime, but since I’m healthy except for my weight, that shouldn’t be an issue. As far as my weight goes, he was really happy to hear that I’m working out, but added that if my BMI is too large, I may be put into a mandatory $80/month health program – but it includes a personal trainer to help with nutrition and exercise! And the monthly fee drops when I graduate the program.
    He answered all my questions, and ended with the offer to pray with me. We prayed together and I tell you what, that made me feel good.
    Seriously considering jumping off the insurance train and joining these folks. It’s a leap of faith, literally, but I’ve heard of their program off and on for years, and I don’t really trust that my insurance is going to take care of me at a price I can afford much longer….

  33. wagonburner Avatar
    wagonburner

    The weather alarmists are predicting sleeting tonight.

    Meteorology question…
    What is ‘sleet’?

  34. Bonecrusher Avatar
    Bonecrusher

    #37 Interlocutor: answer: frozen rain.

  35. wagonburner Avatar
    wagonburner

    Drunken Bieber Cursed Out Miami Police Officers

    What’s a “bieber”?

  36. wagonburner Avatar
    wagonburner

    #38
    nope

  37. Bonecrusher Avatar
    Bonecrusher

    angel boogers?

  38. wagonburner Avatar
    wagonburner

    maybe

  39. wagonburner Avatar
    wagonburner

    Forzen rain = “ice pellets”, btw.

  40. Sarge Avatar

    Sleet = snow mixed with rain and ice.

  41. Tedtam Avatar

    This is so twisted. A loving mother and father, cuddling their their newborn baby. What do they say to him? “Oh, my lovely, darling child, I cannot wait until you shed your blood!”
    Sick, sick, sick.

  42. Tedtam Avatar

    Just sent this message to Subway:

    I’ve just read that Mrs. Obama’s face may be plastered in your stores as part of an advertising campaign. Take my word for it when I say that is the surest way of killing my appetite. I will find other food to eat rather than support her. There are plenty of restaurants that don’t need to pull politics into their business practices.

  43. Tedtam Avatar

    Sleet: that stuff that enhances the income of tow truck drivers

  44. squawkbox Avatar

    Finally real choice comes to “Chicago”
    /Snark off
    Your pot or your gun

  45. wagonburner Avatar
    wagonburner

    Sleet = snow mixed with rain and ice.

    nope
    That is a “wintry mix”.
    In the winter at non-tropical latitudes, almost all rain starts out as ice crystals at high altitudes in the clouds. As the ice crystals (sometimes very tiny particles; sometimes snowflakes) fall, the air temperatures rise as we saw in our airliner example earlier this week.
    If the air temperature remains above freezing all the way to the surface, the ice never melts and you end up with snow. If the air is above freezing enough, the ice crystals melt and you end up with rain. If the air is barely above freezing in a shallow enough layer, the ice crystals partially melt and you end up with sleet. If the ice crystals fall through a warm layer and melt, then fall through a below-freezing layer or get blown back into a freezing layer, you get ice pellets, which are basically BB-sized hailstones.
    When driving, sleet and rain look very similar when hitting your windshield. If you look closely, you can see ice crystals in the liquid water if it’s sleet.
    Freezing rain is rain or sleet that freezes on contact with the ground, vegetation, or structures on the surface.

  46. texanadian Avatar
    texanadian

    texanadian says:
    January 22, 2014 at 12:27 pm
    The most interesting man in the world

    4 Sarge says:
    January 23, 2014 at 7:39 am
    You’re about 19 hours late. ๐Ÿ™‚

  47. Katfish Avatar

    #45 – oh BUMMER – I see that fugly mug just once and they’ll not see another dime from me

  48. Katfish Avatar

    #48 – just sent in my dos centavos as well

  49. Sarge Avatar

    If the air temperature remains above freezing all the way to the surface, the ice never melts and you end up with snow. If the air is above freezing enough, the ice crystals melt and you end up with rain. If the air is barely above freezing in a shallow enough layer, the ice crystals partially melt and you end up with sleet. If the ice crystals fall through a warm layer and melt, then fall through a below-freezing layer or get blown back into a freezing layer, you get ice pellets, which are basically BB-sized hailstones.

    Doncha mean if the temp remains below freezing all the way to the surface?
    And if I see ice crystals in the rain on my windshield, and snow is ice crystals, then I’m gonna call sleet rain mixed with snow and ice.
    YMMV

  50. Bonecrusher Avatar
    Bonecrusher

    This is disturbing on several levels:

    Judge rules that Kansan who provided sperm to lesbian couple owes child support

    Problem 1) Man signs a contract with a couple of Lesbanians to donate sperm so that this “Couple” can then indoctrinate raise a child. Why would anyone cooperate with furthering perversion?
    Problem 2) The man stipulated in contract that his involvement ended with the donation. How can the state then charge the man with child support? The notion that a sterile hetero couple would then go after the sperm donor is ludicrous, so why when it involves LBGT?QXR grouping?
    Did the state get involved in the situation because the couple split up and one is now on welfare?
    The problem starts when absurd perversion is given the mantle of reasonability, a lesbanian couple soliciting a sperm donor, and just gets worse from there.

  51. Sarge Avatar

    An actual cross cultural diversity success story that also proves that Texas culture is superior and invading all other American subcultures without absorbing any of theirs.

  52. mharper42 Avatar
    mharper42

    #45 Squawkie
    The writer did not mention that Mooch’s face will drive away some of the customers! Foolishly thinks it will give Subway an unfair advantage! BWA HAHA HA!!!

  53. mharper42 Avatar
    mharper42

    #51 Pyro
    Thank you, Mr Know-It-All!
    //ht rocky & bullwinkle

  54. Bonecrusher Avatar
    Bonecrusher

    The shrieking, lying, essence of foulness and cankles is going to be front and center of this Sunday’s NYT Magazine.
    Yep, there is some impartial journalism there . . . . . . .

  55. Texpat Avatar
    Texpat

    Wagonburner’s clear descriptions in #51 pretty much describe the weather here over the last few days.
    Sleet is fairly common in Texas. Freezing rain is not and it sounds exactly like living or driving through a heavy West Texas sandstorm as it blows against your house or vehicle.
    A finer distinction in the various types of snow is required when you have to drive in or remove it from property. I never realized how different snowfalls could be until I experienced them all over and over.

  56. Tedtam Avatar

    #57
    But what passes for chili in New Hampshire would be a desecration of A Sacred Food here in Texas.
    Just so ya’ know.

  57. Tedtam Avatar

    Kinda like cooking a GCS in a microwave..

  58. Texpat Avatar
    Texpat

    Project Veritas on Battleground Texas

  59. Tedtam Avatar

    #65 Texpat
    I’d love to wear a shirt that says “I stand with Greg Abbott”!
    heh heh heh

  60. squawkbox Avatar

    Chili without beans is just hotdog/sloppy joe sauce.
    Chili was invented by a wagon train cook that had his life threatened for serving pinto beans too often, so he added meat and whatever spices he had and Chili was born.

  61. Sarge Avatar

    69 squawkbox says:
    January 23, 2014 at 2:19 pm
    Chili without beans is just hotdog/sloppy joe sauce.
    Chili was invented by a wagon train cook that had his life threatened for serving pinto beans too often, so he added meat and whatever spices he had and Chili was born.

    Agreed.
    But the very fact that any kind of chili is being served, and that it gets first billing is proof that Texas culture is encroaching in that direction, and none of theirs is coming this way.
    I can’t even fathom what it might mean if there were a Chili and Chowder cookoff in Texas, let alone a Chowder and Chili cook off.
    That being said, one of the most satisfying bowls of “chili” I’ve ever had was in a Denny’s in Vermont. It was winter. It was cold outside. It wasn’t chili, but it was hot and reminded me of Texas.
    It should be the last time I’ll ever be up there in winter, unless somebody gets married or has a funeral. That time it was for my sister’s wedding.

  62. Hamous Avatar

    You could fit a Bieb in the back of one of those ๐Ÿ˜‰

  63. wagonburner Avatar
    wagonburner

    Yabbut you might not be able to fit all its weed.

  64. texanadian Avatar
    texanadian

    In spite of a language warning this is an interesting lesson in customer service. Don’t click if the F-bomb will put you off your chili. Sent by my boss of all people.
    http://www.27bslash6.com/function4sports.html

  65. Tedtam Avatar

    I just ran into a liberal at a local store. She proceeded to “school” me on the history of medical care, and how universal insurance is a good thing, and how it actually started in Texas, thanks to LBJ. It’s actually why we have the Medical Center, in case you didn’t know. Oh, and you can can get medical care for free, despite my comments that it’s not free – someone has to pay for it. That comment just went right over her head.
    It was all I could do to keep from laughing out loud in her presence. I started backing slowly away from her, trying to change the subject and cut off the conversation, because I only had a few minutes to grab two things and I needed to leave. As I started backing up, she actually was tracking me. I finally had to tell her I NEEDED to leave (2x), as my help didn’t show up today, and turned to go. She was yelling at me as I walked down the aisle that I needed to study my medical history and I’d understand why Obamacare was such a good idea.
    Oh, and she’s highly educated with a Republican boyfriend. She comes from a Republican family – she’s the only Democrat. And she said her friends keep telling her she’s Republican. She and her boyfriend have heated discussions all the time, she says.
    And she’s still ignorant. I choose not to argue with the intentionally stupid.

  66. Katfish Avatar

    #69 –

    Chili without beans is just hotdog/sloppy joe sauce

    by that logic James Coney Island has made millions for almost the last 100 years fraudulently (JCI chili is MEAT………………..beans are an option)

  67. mharper42 Avatar
    mharper42

    #77 TT
    How you get to talking about Obamacare with a stranger in a store? Were you wearing your “I stand with Greg Abbott” t-shirt?
    ๐Ÿ™‚

  68. Tedtam Avatar

    Believe it or not, I was trying to help her separate some small trash cans. She was looking for one to put used toilet paper and her momma’s diapers in. Turns out, her mother’s a VP with Frito-lay with short gut syndrome, and since she uses the toilet so often during the day, she stops up the plumbing because – get this – their high efficiency toilet just can’t flush all of her short-gut poop and the associated toilet paper down the drain without stopping up. While I was struggling to disengage the top mini-trash can from the stack, we got to talking about health care issues.
    I don’t know how a VP with Frito-lay can’t afford to upgrade her plumbing to be able to accommodate this situation.

  69. squawkbox Avatar

    by that logic James Coney Island has made millions for almost the last 100 years fraudulently

    Nawwww just good marketing and free enterprise.

  70. Tedtam Avatar

    Off on errands. Keep up the good work, folks!

  71. Dooood Avatar

    Notice that they don’t call it chili, but rather “hot dog chili sauce”. Squawk is right. At least Tony Packo’s isn’t fraudulent.
    ๐Ÿ™‚

  72. mharper42 Avatar
    mharper42

    #82 TT
    OMG, it is hard to believe you were in a rush, if you had time to get the family history and all the medical details.
    /smh and lol
    ๐Ÿ˜€

  73. Katfish Avatar

    #85 – Doooodski BZZZZZ minus 50 points
    JCI has hot dog chili AND the OTHER (all meat NO beans unless you ask for that option) chili they sell by the bowl (and also sell by the frozen BRICK) – 2 completely different items (I worked for JCI as a teen trust me I know from first hand experience)

  74. Dooood Avatar

    Chili has beans. No two ways about it. You can call that other whatever you want, but I know what it ain’t.

  75. fat albert Avatar
    fat albert

    Excuse me!
    Excuse me!!!!!
    I hate to intrude on such scintillating conversation, but there is something that some of you need to know: Texas chili is a meat stew prepared with meat (typically beef or venison), tomatoes, onions and a variety of spices. Chili has a long and rich history that dates back well into the 1800’s. The addition of beans is a 20th century innovation that seems to be largely due to commercial food canners (see “Wolf Brand” et al) who used beans as a less expensive meat substitute.
    If you insist on beans in your chili you should have the good manners to add them to your own bowl and leave those of us with taste out of your perversion.
    As for those yankee fools who add cinnamon or noodles – nothing more really needs to be said

  76. fat albert Avatar
    fat albert

    Other things that aren’t really chili:
    Turkey chili
    Vegetarian chili
    Tofu Chili (yes, really!)
    Chili poutin (sorry Texanadian!)
    Anything that comes from a can.

  77. Dooood Avatar

    When I first met Mrs. Dude (native Texan she is), she too thought chili did not contain beans. But gradually, and with much compassion, I showed her the light and she now acknowledges the error of her former ways.
    Dude – winning Texans over from the dark side since 1984. I’m making headway, yet there is much work to be done…

  78. Tedtam Avatar

    #86

    OMG, it is hard to believe you were in a rush, if you had time to get the family history and all the medical details.

    We never were able to separate those dadgum trash cans. It took a while of trying. And then I was trying to be polite by not rushing off in the middle of her conversation.
    Then it became a matter of survival. I thought my brain was going to ‘splode.

  79. fat albert Avatar
    fat albert

    Dude โ€“ winning Texans over from to the dark side since 1984

    Fixed it for you – no charge!

  80. mharper42 Avatar
    mharper42

    #92 TT
    I’m not buying it. People often approach me in the grocery store and ask me if I know where some item is shelved. I guess I look like I might know. But no one has ever blurted out all their mother’s medical issues and plumbing problems and work history. Not to me, anyway.
    ๐Ÿ™‚

  81. mharper42 Avatar
    mharper42

    I am stunned to see more heat generated over proper chili than over whether Pope Francis is too liberal or not.

  82. mharper42 Avatar
    mharper42

    Sad to note that Dinesh D’Souza seems to have gone off the rails. I had not even heard about the almost-bigamy thing from last year. I have wondered a few times why Laura Ingraham was engaged to him a long time ago but the marriage was called off.

  83. fat albert Avatar
    fat albert

    3 95 mharper:
    I certainly can’t speak for everybody, but a couple of things come to mind. First, sometimes it’s nice to deal with something other than politics and arguing about chili amongst friends is fun. Second, the Pope is who he is. His political views (whatever those might be) aren’t going to change. And, frankly, speaking as a faithful Baptist (sort of) he seems to be a bit above all of the crap we’re dealing with.
    As best I can tell he appears to be speaking to social issues from a traditional Catholic point of view, albeit with more contemporary language. He also seems to placing a higher emphasis on some areas than his predecessors. I appreciate his apparent crack-down on abusive priests, I also appreciate his clear and unwavering commitment to a pro-life agenda.
    As for the rest, I think a lot of it is the product of a wishful liberal media mis-reading what he is actually saying.

  84. squawkbox Avatar

    Fat Albert

    If you insist on beans in your chili you should have the good manners to add them to your own bowl and leave those of us with taste out of your perversion.

    You will eat what I give ya and like it. ๐Ÿ™‚

  85. squawkbox Avatar

    Mworrywart42
    Sheeesh there is more to life than politics and defending Der Pope.
    CHILI is important stuff. One can determine the character of a man based on whether they like chili with beans or not. Take Fat Albert………. well then again maybe you better don’t.
    ๐Ÿ™‚

  86. squawkbox Avatar

    BTW noodles or spaghetti in Chili? Nope no way. Chili w/ or w/o beans the only thing that goes in it is corn bread….. Mexican corn bread if available.

  87. Hamous Avatar

    Iโ€™m not buying it.

    Have you ever MET Tedtam? Her aura induces uncontrollable conversation. You (and she) just can’t stop talking ๐Ÿ˜‰

  88. wagonburner Avatar
    wagonburner

    Anything that comes from a can.

    I dunno.
    That Wolf brand chili is so good, if you put it on your head, your tongue would beat yer brains out tryin’ to get to it.

  89. squawkbox Avatar

    Did she really say that:
    Michelle Obama on her Subway Sandwich coup
    “When companies see that we’re going to buy this stuff, then they’ll keep making it,” the first lady said.>>>> “Their argument is, ‘We’re making what people want,’ and they’re never going to stop making what we want if we keep just buying stuff that’s not healthy.”<<<<<<< So she wants them to stop making what we want? Color me incredulous.

  90. wagonburner Avatar
    wagonburner

    Chili w/ or w/o beans the only thing that goes in it is corn bread

    A sprinkle of cheese and/or chopped onions can be good.

  91. squawkbox Avatar

    bunsonburner 102
    Now that has got to be one of the funniest things i have ever heard.

  92. wagonburner Avatar
    wagonburner

    Have you ever MET Tedtam? Her aura induces uncontrollable conversation. You (and she) just canโ€™t stop talking ๐Ÿ˜‰

    She’s a talker!

  93. squawkbox Avatar

    A sprinkle of cheese and/or chopped onions can be good.

    Wellllllll
    yeah

  94. wagonburner Avatar
    wagonburner

    #105 squack
    Wish I could take credit…
    Foxworthy.

  95. squawkbox Avatar

    And an honest man you are.

  96. Katfish Avatar

    I’ll never claim I never enjoyed some chili with beans in it (although very RARELY)
    But I’ve never MADE chili with beans!
    a wee bit o cheese, onions, or cornbread is AOK

  97. Adee Avatar
    Adee

    Very windy here, 35, raining lightly but steadily, and miserable describes it perfectly.
    All the potted plants are on the back porch and closer to the house. Ice on even the hardy ones will not be good. So far all we’ve had is rain.
    The mares have been sung in the barn since early afternoon, shortly after the wind switched and light mist turned to light rain as the temp started diving. Our high was 56 about 11 this morning. Wind is rattling the barn doors, but they are secured quite well and should not move much. Must say we feel sorry for critters out in this weather.

  98. Shannon Avatar
    Shannon

    For Pete’s sake, No beans in the damn chili.

  99. Katfish Avatar

    Greg Abbott’s currently on Megyn Kelly’s show……………and (at least for now) short of any unforeseen peccadillo’s I LIKE this Gent for Guvnah

  100. wagonburner Avatar
    wagonburner

    I heard he puts noodles and nutmeg in his chili.

  101. Katfish Avatar

    OK Henny WB ๐Ÿ™‚

  102. Shannon Avatar
    Shannon

    Have you ever MET Tedtam? Her aura induces uncontrollable conversation. You (and she) just canโ€™t stop talking

    Ten bucks says she talks all night in her sleep.
    ๐Ÿ™‚

  103. Texpat Avatar
    Texpat

    I am certain Squawk’s parents tried their best to raise him right, but sometimes all the best intentions only lead down the road to corruption and shame.
    As in chili with beans in it.
    I have always served my chili in a bowl at each place setting. Next to each setting is a smaller bowl with my special pinto beans and another with diced onions.
    On the table, there is a cast iron pan with cornbread in it, some fresh warm corn tortillas and, in a tribute to my dear mother, a plate of Saltine crackers.
    Any deviation or alteration from the above is just common, white trash incivility.

  104. Katfish Avatar

    This just IN – over on the largest HD board on the planet (aka HarleyTechTalk aka HTT)

    Watch this young lady’s face while she’s playing.
    This is no performance: it’s an act of pure, unadulterated reverence.

    A few years ago, a friend visited the Netherlands American Cemetery and Memorial in the village of Margraten, about six miles from Maastricht. There lie buried 8,301 American soldiers killed in the battles to liberate Holland in the fall and winter of 1944-5. Sgt. Bill Dukeman, 101st Airborne Division, 506th Parachute Infantry Regiment, Second Battalion, Company C (of “Band of Brothers fame) is buried there.
    He was killed in the battle of “The Crossroads” in northern Holland.
    The Dutch hold an annual memorial concert every September at the above cemetery to remember and honor the Americans who died to free them in Operation Market Garden and subsequent efforts to eject the German army from Holland. Sgt. Dukeman, like many other fallen GIs, was “adopted” by a Dutch family. Dukeman’s family in the States was contacted and hosted in Holland and his grave site decorated each year by his Dutch “family.” They keep his portrait in their home, displayed in a place of honor. Fathers pass this obligation down to their sons in Holland.
    This version of the original “taps” music is played by a 13 year old Dutch girl named Melissa Venema. The conductor of the orchestra is Andre Rieu from Holland.
    Many of you may never have heard taps played in its entirety.
    The original version of Taps was called Last Post, and was written by Daniel Butterfield in 1801. It was rather lengthy and formal, as you will hear in this clip, so in 1862 it was shortened to 24 notes and re-named Taps. Melissa Venema is playing it on a trumpet whereby the original was played on a bugle.
    Watch at this site, and go full screen.

    ‘Il Silencio’ (The Silence) played by 13 year old Melissa Venema

  105. Tedtam Avatar

    So I’m a talker eh? Is that a bad thing?
    I’d tell you all about Barf Kitty crying out for attention while NOT exiting her bottle-warmed cat cave, but then……

  106. mharper42 Avatar
    mharper42

    101 Hammy

    Have you ever MET Tedtam?

    Why, yes I have. I went to her spaghetti potluck at The Dome roughly 1.5 years ago. I am joshing TT because I know she brings it on herself when a stranger tells her about her family’s very intimate medical problems. Remember when she converted some girl who rear-ended her car into a talk radio junky, while they waited for something involving the accident?

  107. Tedtam Avatar

    It’s a gift…
    ๐Ÿ˜‰

  108. mharper42 Avatar
    mharper42

    102 Pyro

    That Wolf brand chili is so good

    Amazing. I can say I like Wolf brand hot chili and Pyromaniac won’t call me a philistine or a perv.

  109. Shannon Avatar
    Shannon

    “Did you send in the rent?”
    “No.”
    “Better get it in or that talkin’ landlady will show up.”

  110. Shannon Avatar
    Shannon

    Wolf brand is acceptable when you need an emergency frito pie.
    Or chili dogs.

  111. mharper42 Avatar
    mharper42

    118 Shannon
    I think cat purring developed through human selection. It pleases a person to have a purring cat in his/her lap, so you select such a cat for your house pet.

  112. mharper42 Avatar
    mharper42

    #124
    Good one.
    ๐Ÿ˜€

  113. Tedtam Avatar

    Discussing my propensity to engage in easy conversation reminds me of something that happened many, many moons ago:
    Hubby and I were in a very slow grocery line. I talked to the very nice lady in front of me for about 15 minutes, until she checked out. We discussed kids, schools, food…it was a wide ranging conversation. Hubby just watched us, content to observe instead of participate. We laughed and talked, and when she left, Hubby asked “Who was that?”
    I just shrugged and said, “I don’t know.”

  114. Shannon Avatar
    Shannon

    And if you’ve never had James Coney Island Chili Pie…well that’s a crying shame.

  115. Texpat Avatar
    Texpat

    James Coney Island Chili Pie
    One thing is certifiably true – there is not, and never has been, any Wolf Brand or canned factory “chili” facsimiles in a James Coney Island Chili Pie.

  116. Tedtam Avatar

    For those who want to help – these are friends of mine. I’m about to donate; I think the site recently went up. I know that Sandy didn’t know about gofundme until I mentioned it to her.
    http://www.gofundme.com/6fnm8o

  117. squawkbox Avatar

    James Coney Island Hot Dog Chili Sauce Pie
    there….. adjusted it for you ๐Ÿ™‚

  118. Tedtam Avatar

    I’ve discovered some fascinating shows on The Weather Channel. I’ve always loved the earth sciences, and the shows they have about weird weather and phenomenon just fascinate me.

  119. squawkbox Avatar

    James Coney Chili Sauce. Does that say sauce? Why yes it does.
    throw down James Coney Island on me. Ha!! Chili sauce = Hotdog Sauce.
    Chili w/o beans is at best hot dog sauce.

  120. Adee Avatar
    Adee

    #67 Tedtam
    Me too. ๐Ÿ™‚

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