Black Friday Prep

You people need to start planning right now.
Black Friday is only a couple days away. You need to get your collective feces together so you can overcome the Bronconomy. In this effort, we align our energies with the formidable Dave Barry.
Apparently, you CCL’s now have a doll an “action figure”.
We all know that the one thing CCL’s and normal people can agree on is that bird people are weird.
Face. Slimmer. Mouthpiece.

There are more. Better plan ahead so you won’t miss out.