Thanksgivukkah Is Coming

The combination of Thanksgiving and the first day of Hanukkah will not happen again for 70,000 years.
The fine people at Buzzfeed have come up with a menu that combines the best of Thanksgiving fare with some of the traditional fare of the Juice. The main course being turkey, of course, given that it’s tradition for us AND our friends in Israel consume almost 50% more turkey per capita than we do. The twist?
Brine it with Manischevitz, natch.

Weird at first, but apparently quite tasty and traditional-looking once cooked.

The full menu:
TO START
Potato Latkes with Cranberry Applesauce
THE MEAL
Manischewitz-Brined Roast Turkey with Gravy
Sweet Potato Bourbon Noodle Kugel
Challah Apple Stuffing
Horseradish Chive Mashed Potatoes
Roasted Brussels Sprouts with Pastrami and Pickled Red Onion
FOR DESSERT
Pecan Pie Rugelach
Rye Pumpkin Pye